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thebadchoicemachine · 2 years

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I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY BUT I REMEMBERED IT NOW

What about an au where Peter is normal and Aunt May is the spider lady and she joins the avengers? How would Peter feel about that? Would he resent them for taking her away after she was the only family he had left?

Could this set up for a possible villain peter?

HAHAH! YEAH THIS IS AMAZING!

I think MCU Spider-May is probably super more protective of Peter than canon!may (he does not have powers, he is a squishy little normal boy and she’s got to raise him AND help protect the city now). Also (?) she absolutely does not want to be either the “big heros.” She’s got enough on her plate.

She brings Peter to whoever civil war fight took place but makes him stay in a hotel.

It cuts back and forth between Peter on the phone with Ned talking about how “my aunt dragged him out for this boring trip and made his swear to stay inside the hotel room.” Ned’s like “woah maybe she’s a spy.” And Peter laughs like “no she’s just the most careful person on the planet!”

*cut to her attempting to hit Wanda and being thrown through a window instead*

Peter: “I can’t blame her for being paranoid though. I mean, my parents and Uncles Ben… and then the word keeps getting crazier and crazier. The alien army! But at the same time if anything like that happens again there’s no way I’m avoiding it by keeping locked in here.”

Ned: “Yeah, it’s not like you guys are involed in this crazy stuff personally.”

*cut to May fighting the Winter Soldier and Falcon and them both becoming increasingly frustrated and personally irritated at her.*

[Side note: instead of fangirling like Peter did I think she’s just complaining. Like, she had to drag a teenager all the way out here (do you even KNOW how difficult it is to get them out of bed?) just to get beat by a bunch of super powered maniacs. How is she supposed to react when Tony Fuckjn Stark shows up at her door?? Just mom-instincts]

Peter: “Still, I feel bad for complaining. She’s always just trying to protect me but she thinks everything is her responsibility! She can’t do everything so she limits what I can do. She’s not super powered! She just *stops jumping on the bed* has gotta learn she’s not that strong. Nobody is.”

*cut to the scene where Cap drops a fucking semi truck on her head and she catches it*

Ned: “you just really want to go to the pool, huh?”

Peter: “It has like four water slides!”

[Tony put them up in a fancy place]

#mcu #mavel cinematic universe #spider-man #spider-may #AU

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cannibal-wings · 5 years

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As per usual I have failed to stick to one question lmfao! In regards to the ask thing the numbers I have chosen are 1,3,5,6 and 19. Fandoms are Venom and Outlast.

Venom:1: What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?This one is hard right off the bat because I ship most everything in Venom RIP. I guess for movie verse Venom/Riot. I suppose it has the whole leader/subordinate thing going on, which could be appealing to some. And obviously there’s a power imbalance which some people like. I’d much prefer Drake/Riot. I guess in a similar vein, Eddie/Drake? Again, I can see the appeal but it’s not my appeal, at least not with these two.3.Have you ever unfollowed someone over a fandom opinion? Not for Venom, mostly because I only follow a handful of people and we all have similar tastes. HOWEVER I’ve def not followed someone because of posts I see in the tags. Usually people who bash Flash Thompson too much, or go on huge tangents about how Venom was “ruined” by being made an anti hero, or people who praise the current writer Donny Cates writing as amazing. I will also unfollow or refuse to follow anyone who gate keeps, especially in comics. 5. Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you? Not yet! Not Venom at least. Fandom has ruined ships for me in the past in other fandoms. But Venom seems to be mostly ship drama free. 6. Has fandom ever made you enjoy a pairing you previously hated?Because I came into Venom so late and speed read everything so quickly I never got a chance to formally create ships before joining a fandom. I suppose I was never huge on like Eddie/Peter or Venom/Peter until I joined a Venom server and people were talking about it. 19. What is the one thing you hate most about your fandom?I’d say Cates but he’s not in the fandom so he doesn’t count. I think with Venom the thing I hate the most is when people are unable to see the context of shipping Eddie/Venom through the years. When people label all of us “crazy shipping fangirls” (wow as a queer man that sure does feel great lmao) for speaking up for a ship that was canon and has had years and years queer coding and subtext. There is a small subset of people in the fandom, mostly on Twitter, who will disregard any opinion you have on the story if you ship Symbrock. As if a ship somehow makes it so you can’t formulate opinions or have reading comprehension. There are a few vocal people who claim that the shippers ruined Venom, ha, we’ve heard that before right? Or the people who claim we only ship it because of the movie. That it was somehow our fault retroactively that they made Eddie and Venom anti-heroes and that he was better off a one note character villain for Spider-Man to beat up. Outlast1: What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?I want to say Eddie/Way soooo bad but I get why people ship that. Silky variant ships always amused me. Usually it’s Silky/Pyro. Both of the characters have so little to go on that it’s hard to imagine any shipping that doesn’t involve 95% headcanon. WAIT NO I JUST CHANGED MY MIND. I saw Blaire/Lisa once and BOY I DO NOT GET THAT ONE. hahaha. 3.Have you ever unfollowed someone over a fandom opinion? Again, nope. Not really. I’ve avoided following people when I see their opinions in the tags. I’m very selective with who I follow to begin with. I will rarely follow multiple people in a fandom, and instead prefer to just tag dive and select content from there to like or reblog. 5. Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you? I used to be ok with Eddie/Waylon but after the fandom ran it into the ground for a few years as the only pair being written about I developed an aversion to it. It also doesn’t help that much of the fic and fanart were on the same themes, same plots, and most of those plots were things I just didn’t care for. 6. Has fandom ever made you enjoy a pairing you previously hated?Most of the ships I hate in Outlast I continue to hate and I’m not sure fandom will ever make me swing in the other direction for them. You’d have to have give me some damn good evidence or like, a really nice fic.19. What is the one thing you hate most about your fandom? The Outlast game series tackles a lot of tough topics. It touches on a lot of really terrible shit. And I think if I had to pick a thing I hate the most about the fandom, besides all the people who used to or still say “yaoi” all the time... I guess I’d say the amount of people who don’t treat the subject matter of the games and their fic with the kind of respect they deserve. I could elaborate more on this later if anyone wants, but I feel very strongly that when you write taboos in fiction you have to give them the respect that they deserve. When you write darkfic you have to really understand the underlying messages in what your fiction is saying. So much thought should be put into some of the issues this game has. And I think as a fandom it’s out duty to do better than Red Barrels did at conveying and depicting these attributes. This is one reason I really, really, REALLY, hated when the fandom JUMPED to assign Val as a transwomen, because I don’t think many of the people thought through what that implies. And whenever you try to start discussion on it, or at least when you did, the fandom is dead now so I’d be hard pressed to find anyone actually starting “discourse” anymore, but people would jump in with a bunch of opinions that didn’t really relate back to how that headcanon could be bad in today’s current society.

#I'm not tagging these with the fandoms because no one likes to see salt in the tags #lady-of-lazulis-island

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melonpanbread · 6 years

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The New Girl’s Secret: Part 8// Peter Parker (TH)

Peter was swinging next to you as you flew next to him. Peter landed on the roof of a house and you kept flying as he ran down it and landed on his feet.

Peter shot another web to swing with when it didn’t attach to anything. Peter sighed as he started to run through the open field golf course, following your distance figure. “This suck!” Peter said out loud as he ran after you.

You landed softly on the bridge right above the two guys. One guy, you take as the seller, went into the van and grabbed a huge gun out, while the other guy, the buyer, waited for the seller. You looked around you for Peter, but he must have fallen behind without you realizing.

“I really need to add an A.I. system so I can keep track of Peter.” you whispered to yourself, making a mental note to upgrade your suit a bit.

You watched as the seller shot an abandoned car with the gun and there was another explosion of blue light. The seller cheered and laughed as the blue light disappeared again. However, the buyer was actually jumped at the explosion and looked very concerned.

“Now, this is crafted from a reclaimed sub-Ultron arm straight from Sokovia. Here. You try.” the seller said to the buyer as he handed him the gun.

“Man, I wanted something low-key.” the buyer said as he looked at the gun and then at the seller. “Why you tryin to upsell me, man?”

“Okay, okay. I got what you need, all right?” the seller said as he grabbed the gun back and went into the back of the van. “I got tons of great stuff here. One sec. Okay, I got black hole grenades, chitauri railguns…” the seller started to name off as he searched through the stuff.

“You letting off shots in public now? Hurry up.” another guy said to the seller. He was obviously more higher up than the seller. He was more of a driver/guard. The guard guy walked up to the buyer. “Look, times are changing. We're the only ones selling these high-tech weapons.” he said to the buyer.

Unknowingly to you, Peter had finally arrived and was climbing up a wall where you couldn’t see him.

“This must be where the ATM robbers got their stuff.” Peter said as he watched the bad guys. “Where’s __?” he questioned as he looked around him.

“I need something to stick up somebody. I'm not trying to shoot them back in time.” the buyer replied to the guard.

“I got antigravity climbers.” the seller suddenly said.

“Yo, climbers?” the buyer replied interested.

Suddenly, Peter’s phone went off and his yodeling ringtone was definitely heard.

“Peter!” you scolded quietly as you heard the familiar ringtone.

“What the heck is that!?” the guard said as he looked around.

Peter quickly pulled out his phone and saw it was Ned calling him.

“Did you set us up??” the guard questioned the buyer as he whipped out a gun and pointed it at him.

“Hey, hey man!” the buyer said in defense as he raised his hands up.

“Hey! Hey, come on. If you gonna shoot at someone, shoot at me!” Peter said as he jumped down from his spot and landed on his feet.

“Alright.” the guard said as he turned the gun at Peter. You quickly jumped down and kicked the gun out of the guard’s hand as you landed. The buyer quickly ran into his car and drove away as Peter shot a web at the gun and pulled it away from you and the guard. You ducked at the guard went to go punch you, before turning away to go to the driver’s side of the van. You went to go after him, but Peter called out to you.

“Wanderer! Look out!!” Peter cried as he ran towards you. You turned around as Peter reached you and the seller had another weapon around his hand. He quickly punched you into Peter with another blue light blast. You and Peter were sent back as the seller laughed at you guys. The seller quickly got into the van as the guard drove off.

You and Peter landed on the ground, on your stomachs and groaned in pain.

“What the heck was that?” Peter asked you.

“Beats me, but it hurt like crazy!” you replied as you. “They’re getting away!”

“Oh no they don’t!” Peter said as he shot a web to the open back of the van. Peter was dragged away from you. You got up and quickly turned on your rocket boosters and followed them. You caught up to them as Peter crashed into a trash can when the van made a hard turn. Peter shot another web with his free hand. He now had two webs on the van. As you flew by, you grabbed a lid to a trash can to help Peter with. Peter tried to stand up as you flew closer to him to give him the lid to stand on. You noticed the seller had a different gun in hand and was aiming at Peter.

“Spidey, watch out!” you exclaimed as the seller shot at Peter, blasting off one of the van doors in the process. The beam was still heading towards Peter. You quickly flew in front of Peter and deflected the blast with the lid. It destroyed the lid, but at least it saved you and Peter. You tossed the ruined lid aside and continued to fly next to Peter.

“Oww, my butt!!” Peter exclaimed as he was basically sitting while being dragged. The seller continued to shoot at you guys. You flew back and forth, dodging the shots, as Peter… well, Peter was lucky to barely dodge the shots. The van suddenly took another sharp turn, and this time the seller lost his grip on the gun and it flew out and landed in the ditch near by. The van was swerving and taking a bunch of turns, trying to shake Peter off or into you. The guard was successful as he rammed Peter into a brick post with an address on it. Peter’s webs broke off. You followed the van still as Peter shot another web at the other van door, only for it to break off. You looked back at Peter in worry.

“Keep following them!! I’ll catch up!!” he yelled out to you as you continued to follow the van.

You followed the van as the seller kept shooting at you. You were able to dodge them, but it prevented you from actually catching them. Luckily for you, the gun got jammed and the seller was trying to unjam it. You saw your opportunity and pushed your rocket boosters a little hard to gain a lot more speed. You reached out and almost grabbed the bumper of the van when something grabbed you by the foot and lifted you into the air.

“What the-?!” you exclaimed. You were able to turn in to see who had you and saw a man with a mask that completely covered his face and metal wings and talons. He lifted you up high, about 15 feet and counting above the houses. “Let go!!” you exclaimed as you raised your hand to shoot a blast at him.

“Bye, bye.” the man simply said before crushing the rocket booster that was in his talon and tossing you aside, away from the van.

You tried not to scream as you fell towards the ground. “Come on, come on!” you said to yourself as you started to start the one good rocket booster. You were getting awfully close to the ground as you still struggled to start the rocket booster. At the last possible second, the one good booster turned on and slowed your momentum a bit. You still crashed into the ground and tumbled a couple times before completely stopping. You groaned from the impact, but luckily you slowed down enough to not break any bones.. But you were definitely gonna be sore and possibly bruised in the morning.

“Definitely need to update this suit..” you sighed as you sat up. You looked at your surrounding to see where you were at. In the distance, you saw a weird, tiny purple glow. You slowly got up and walked towards the purple glow.

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iconiczuko · 7 years

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fangirl-gone-crazy replied to your post “peter parker is a trans boy”

@keepoffthetardis doesn't change the fact he offend a bunch of other trans people. Or the fact this headcanon is embarrassingly stupid.

look at the notes my friend. count the trans people getting upset and then count the trans people appreciating the headcanon. show me the carfax, jennifer. where are these “bunch of other trans people” you speak of? 😂

#fangirl-gone-crazy #dude so far ive literally encountered one (1) trans person who has been offended by my post #and that person wasnt even a trans man so idgaf #marvel comics #pider parkour #transphobia //#ment.

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pll7btheories · 7 years

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Every Single Pretty Little Liars Character Ever, Ranked From Their Probability of Being A.D

This is not including the “A-Team” as a whole because I swear half the town is on the A team. This is for A.D, Big A, if you will.

Unknown Character/Twin

I have to make this my #1 guess. Not only because I hate Marlene, but also because I hate Marlene. It probably wouldn’t make sense, but Marlene loves random people.

Melissa Hastings

Melissa has motive. Melissa already killed Bethany, she could probably kill some more people TBH. Melissa knew Charlotte. A.D hasn’t done anything too terrible to Spencer.

Wren Kingston

Probably a fake doctor, probably slept with almost as many people as Peter, definitely sketchy when it comes to Charlotte & Bethany. I wouldn’t doubt him being mentally unstable either, TBH. I don’t really want him to be A.D, but he has the credentials.

Spencer Hastings

She’s definitely my #1 pick for a liar being A.D. Smart, sly, and has A LOT of family protection. She also has the money to do whatever creepy stuff needed.

Lucas Grottsman

If he’s not A.D, on the A Team, or Charlotte’s killer they’ve completed wasted his character. He’s smart, rich, and is close to Hanna so he hears a bunch of stuff first hand.

Charlotte DiLaurentis

She’s dead, apparently. But some of those really creepy masks we’ve seen this season, is enough to convince me possibly otherwise??? Imagine if she’s literally avenging her own death that didn’t happen. Mmm, juicy. Dead girl who’s not dead anymore? Sounds full circle-y.

Caleb Rivers

Hacking skills, 2 side hoes love him, and he’s really suspicious this season. I’ll have to get back to you on a motive.

Mona Vanderwall

It’d be a complete injustice for Mona to be A.D, imo. She’s progressed so much, I don’t want them to throw it all away.

Jessica DiLaurentis/Mary DiLaurentis

We don’t know for sure which one is dead. That’s sketchy enough for me to consider them A worthy, no matter the motive.

Elliot Rollins

I know, they checked to see if he was dead. I know that accident would have killed him instantly. However, Huw said “Dead is sometimes not dead.” Motive = Confirmed. On A team? Check.

Alison DiLaurentis

I think pre-time jump, Ali on A-Team would have made sense. Now, I doubt it.

Sydney Driscoll

I think she’s been too minor of a character to be A.D, however, she’s friends with Jenna. So I mean, I don’t put it past her as being an A Team member.

Andrew Campbell

Remember when they accused him of being a crazy kidnapper all because he was adopted?? And Aria his “girlfriend” confirmed that it was him without ever seeing him in the Dollhouse?? If I was him, I’d want some revenge too.

Kenneth DiLaurentis

Where has he been lately??? Maybe he actually got close to Charlotte or he’s her father. Either way, his lack of appearances makes me suspicious.

Anne Sullivan

I love this idea. She has the wit, the information gathered from her clients, knew Charlotte and she definitely would have access to some files. However, I just don’t think she’d have time to be A.D.

Veronica Hastings

Eh, she’s busy being political and stuff. + no motive?

Holden Strauss

We haven’t seen him in forever, and he’s randomly returning??? It’d be a less than interesting reveal, but the lack of backstory would make it very easy for the writers to blame him.

Jonny Raymond

Same thing as above. Why is S7 bringing back so many irrelevant characters??

Aria Montgomery

Aria is always a bit of a wild card. We never see what happens to her in the dollhouse, she has those weird snappy moments over little things that the other girls don’t seem to have. Plus, she had the whisper in the first few seasons intro. That screams guilty. However, not a DiLaurentis, Drake, or Hastings.

Jason DiLaurentis

I’d love the idea of Jason tormenting 2 of his sisters and his ex lover. Poor Emily would just be collateral damage, but this would be a GREAT PLOT. However, I’m pretty sure he’s innocent..

Cindy & Mindy

A team maybe, but I doubt either of them as A.D. Unless one is like A and one is D. In which case, guilty.

Linda Tanner

She’s always very fast to blame everything on the Liars,(Isn’t everyone?) but I feel like she’s not A.D. A team? Maybe, just like most the town. A.D? Probably not, tbh,

Paige McCullers

Yes, she was stalking Emily, I know. I just think she’s a bit more of a creepy fangirl type of stalker than force-you-to-give-up-hostages-of-your-own type thing.

Mike Montgomery

He’s been MIA for a bit, because the actor is busy. I don’t think he’s returning anytime soon.

Peter Hastings

If this was a competition on who has slept with the most people in Rosewood, he’d win. But it’s not. So he really has no motive.

Jenna Marshall

She was very believable as a possibility for A.D, until she was kidnapped.

Ezra Fitz

He’s a grieving man at the beginning of 6B. I don’t really see him as A.D.

Hanna Marin

Unless she’s really into hiding being A.D enough to give herself permanent scars, I doubt it.

Ted Wilson

Pastor by day, A.D by night?? Unlikely, tbh. Unless, he’s Charlotte’s dad. In which case, watch out for Ted.

Byron Montgomery & Ella Montgomery

I just put them together to save some space. Doubtful as A.D. They’re too busy being newlyweds. Again.

Liam Greene

Honestly if he was A.D, he’d just be torturing Ezra(which I don’t blame him for..)

Toby Cavanaugh

Already been on the A Team once, would have no motive for being A.D, tries to help the girls, busy being a police officer. No hope for Toby as A.D, sorry.

Marco Fuery

Eh, he’s kinda irrelevant. I would love for him to end up with Spence tho.

Ashley Marin

I mean, she’s at the Radley 24/7, but I don’t think so, Momma Marin.

Yvonne Phillips

She’s mostly there for Spoby tension. Plus she got BEAT.

Sara Harvey

She’s a boring character with virtually no plot, terrible acting, and her being A would be a disgrace. Plus, she’s dead.

Emily Fields

Stealing her own eggs is bit too odd, + I have a feeling A.D won’t be one of the main girls unless it’s Alison or Spencer.

Sabrina

I doubt it, tbh. She’s just another semi-relevant-but-not-really love interest for Emily.

Lorenzo Calderon

Irrelevant Ali short term boyfriend. I don’t even know if he’s still in Rosewood, hasn’t even been mentioned since 6B. Probably not A.D.

Jordan Hobart

He was only slightly shown to begin with. Besides, he’s busy doing whatever his job is anyway. He really was a gentleman though, I hope he finds happiness.

Travis Hobbs

He was only in like, 5 episodes as Hanna’s bf. Very minor character, who’s been irrelevant for a while. Not A.D.

Garret Reynolds

He’s dead, poor Aria can proof it. That scene was enough to give me nightmares, and confirm he cannot be A.

Kate Randall

Yes, the boob thing was very A like, but she’s not A. This A doesn’t play games that way.

Tom Marin

Another motive-less fool.

Meredith Sorenson

Where is the motive??? Sleeping w a married man then blackmailing his daughter over the murder of a woman you didn’t know isn’t really a norm thing. Then again, nothing in PLL is.

Noel Khan

Definitely was on the A-Team. Was. ‘Cause he was beheaded.

Barry Maple

Tbh I’m surprised whoever this is was in 6 seasons.

Sean Ackard

Irrelevant. No motive. NEXT.

Ian Thomas

We saw him die. Twice.

Lyndon James

Emily killed him, besides, he really only wanted revenge for Emily taking Maya. He wouldn’t torment them all, and he would have just came back to kill her if he was alive.

Darren Wilden

Blah, blah, “dead is not dead”, blah blah. He’s been dead AND irrelevant for 4 seasons, I don’t think he’s returning. However, if he did, that’d be a crazy thing to watch.

Jackie Molina

Jackie who?

Pam Fields

Pam is too busy grieving over Mr. Fields to be A.D. Also, I’m pretty sure she wasn’t a huge Charlotte fan anyway.

Clark Wilkins

Once again, who?

Talia Sandoval

Another one of Emily’s irrelevant girlfriends. No motive, no plot, just a side character to be Emily’s 483907439th lover.

Gabriel Holbrook

They’ve already done the “Alison’s ex lover works for A.D” plot line once, I doubt they’ll do it again.

Shana Fring

She’s dead. Aria killed her, an investigation happened. She’s not alive, nor is she A.D.

Jake (No last name because he’s irrelevant)

He doesn’t even have a last name. He’s not A.D, I’m 99% sure.

Alex Santiago

Who?

Maya St. Germain

She’s dead y’all, it’s been confirmed by the show. By Marlene. By EVERY SINGLE ACTOR OR ACTRESS WHO HAS BEEN ASKED. SHE IS D E A D.

Wayne Fields

The whole “Military Dad fakes death overseas to become a tormentor to his own daughter over a girl he didn’t know’s death” is a little too messed up, even for Pretty Little Liars.

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