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I'd love to see a Jack NSFW alphabet!

Handsome Jack NSFT Alphabet:

MINORS DNI

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Handsome Jack is okay when it comes to aftercare. He's pretty hit or miss and it depends on if you're someone he genuinely cares about, or someone he is just using to blow of steam.

Pre-Sequel Jack is a little more thoughtful. He might not be as good as Rhys or Timothy with it, but he'll hold you and tell you how good you were.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite body part is probably his hands or arms. He likes them because 1. He's able to feel you with them, and he loves touching you. 2. He loves how strong he is and how forceful he can be with them.

His favorite body part of yours is probably your ass, thighs, lips, neck, and stomach. He loves how soft they are and the ability to grope your ass/thighs and leave visible marks on your neck or to kiss you in public for others to see.

He also hardly admits it, but he loves your eyes. He swears he can see a whole other world in them. Plus, you get away with a lot just with your eyes and how you look at him.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Jack is pretty fond of marking you up, so he does like cumming on and in you. He likes reminding you that you're his and only his anyway that he can. He has a small breeding kink, but it's only for the possessiveness over it. He's not too fond of the idea of having another kid after everything going on with Angel.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He's a pervert. He loves keeping photos of you to look at later. He also loves watching you or making perverted remarks to you in order to get under your skin.

He's a jealous guy. He won't let anyone look at you in a way that makes you or him feel like they're attracted to you. You're his and only his. He's not ashamed to admit that he's the jealous type, either. He's a toxic guy. It comes with the package.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Pre-Sequel: He's mildly experienced. He doesn't have sex a lot since he's more focused on improving his working career, but he does have a couple flings here and there. Plus once he gets with his wife (Angel's mom) he's loyal to them. He's not the type to screw around and cheat.

BL1 and further: He's slept around a lot. He doesn't have a wife to keep him bound anymore, and he likes the thrill of sleeping with anyone who shows interest. He doesn't necessarily do it with everyone, but if the person strikes his interest he's taking up the offer. He's a busy and stressed guy, he needs some relief.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggy/From Behind: He loves this position when he's feeling particularly rough. He loves pushing you into a wall or the nearest surface. Burying your face into the bed while he's telling you how big of a brat you are.

Missionary: He does like how intimate this position can be. Plus, the options when it comes to bondage and having you tied up in this position. Able to fuck you and play with you at his own leisure. He loves it.

Cowgirl: He loves it when you ride him. Able to watch you and grab at your hips and thighs. He's always down for a night where he lays back and lets you take care of him.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

It depends on his mood. If he's pissy and fucking you to let off steam he's more serious.

If he's in more of a laid back mood where he just wants to fuck or loves you (most times both) he's more teasing and humorous. He likes dropping comments that at least make himself laugh, even if you're squrimming and telling him to shut up.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He is very well kept down there. He makes sure he looks nice and presentable since the last thing he wants is to look unkempt. Especially for you.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He can be fairly romantic and loving. He might be a dick, but he does love you, if you are his long term romantic partner. He loves spoiling you and reminding you how much he loves you. He's pretty fond of body worship when he's in these moods and love showering you in affection. The further into his career as Handsome Jack, the more rare these moments can be.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn't really do it a lot. He finds it gets in his way a lot and he mostly does it for stress relief. When he's in a relationship with you, and even before the relationship when he only knows you as a friend. He's not ashamed to jack off to thoughts and fantasies of you. Or even photos if you ever send him any.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Degradation: He loves degrading and bossing his partner around. He gets super into it, honestly.

Crying: He likes seeing his partner cry. Something about it just gets him a little too horny. Unless you're like legitimately hurt, then he's in a protective and worried mood. This is primarily for when he's overstimulating you.

Overstimulation: Again, he just loves watching you squirm and beg for him to stop.

Orgasm Denial: He LOVES this one. If you do it to him he gets pretty pissy, but he won't deny that it turns him on more. He loves doing it to you more.

Begging: If you beg for him he's in the high heavens. His ego is through the roof and he's positive that he's going to rock your world.

Sadism: He is very much into hurting you if you're okay with it. He gets a thrill out of it. He's fond of choking, spanking, slapping and biting.

Masochism: He also likes you hurting him. Whether it be biting, pulling his hair, hitting him, you name it. He's not too fond of being choked though. And if you do slap him expect him to fuck you hard with no remorse.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

His office. He loves taking you over his desk or having you ride him in his chair. It just makes his office that much more special to him.

Your room. Whether it's your own bedroom, or a room the both of you share, he prefers it over most other places. He likes the privacy of it and the knowledge that no one else can see you or stop what the two of you are doing.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Teasing. It's definitely something that gets him hot and bothered. Especially if you work with him and you say something to him or touch him. Or if you send him a lewd photo while he's at work.

Neck and chest kisses. They get his insides bubbling and his brain wanting nothing more than you and you only.

You initiating sex. He LOVES it when you initiate the act. Whether it be sex itself, or just a sexual activity like oral. He's going crazy and more than happy to give in to your fantasies.

Blood and tears. Something about these things just get him horny. he couldn't explain it. He really loves it if you're making someone else cry or bleed. God, he loves it when you proves that you can take care of yourself.

Being bossy. He gets super turned on when you boss him around, too. He's doing whatever you tell him if he's in the right mood.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Make you bleed/leave scars on you. He hates the thought of ACTUALLY hurting you. Yeah he might leave bruises or hickeys, or choke you out, but only if you're okay with it. He'd never willingly hurt you. He hates the thought of you having to deal with scars that were from him. Especially since he has to live with one that he hates even showing you.

Fucking in public. He might hint to VH's that he gets more ass than them, but he'd never fuck you while talking to them (he might think about it) nor would he ever fuck you where anyone could see you. He doesn't like the thought of others seeing you. He's way too possessive for that. Plus, he doesn't want anyone to find out who you are. He's a well known man. A well hated one, too. The last thing he needs is for someone to kill you because of him. He'd never forgive himself.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He doesn't have a preference over giving or receiving. He loves both.

He does love receiving more on the days that he's taking his frustration out on you with sex. Face fucking is definitely one of his favorite activities if you're cool with it.

He is down for head anytime you offer it. Especially under his desk. That's one of the few times he'd do anything sexual with you in front of someone else. If you get under his desk and start sucking him off while someone comes in to talk to him. God, you drive him crazy sometimes.

He also loves giving you head, though. He's eating you like you're his last meal on earth. Like he's been training his whole life to have his head buried between your thighs and his mouth around you. His goal is always to get you to be as vocal as you possibly can.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He is more of a fast and rough sort of guy. He loves fucking you dumb, it's one of his favorite sights. Especially if you're normally a snarky person, or very collected. He loves fucking you so hard all you can do is cry out his name.

Every so often he does have a slow and sensual night with you, though. Those normally don't last too long though when he gets lost in the heat of the moment.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He's a fan of them. He loves it when you come visit him at work and it gives him an opportunity to fuck you real quick. Or the two of you just doing a quickie at home or wherever. He's pretty into them honestly. He thinks there should be a break at least 3 times throughout the day for one.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Yeah, he loves trying new things. Especially if you are the one to offer the said new thing. Just no adding other people, or fucking in front of others.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He's got a pretty high libido, but he is only just a man. He can go a couple rounds and then he needs a break. If he wants to go longer he uses his break for foreplay on you. He can typically last pretty long. Or make himself last in order to tease and play with you.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He's indifferent with them. He'd much rather use his own body on you than toys, but he's not saying no if you want him to use some on you. He won't let you use any on him, though. You're just fine.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He teases constantly. It's what he's known for and what he is best at. He loves calling you pet names, and riling you up. Making snarky remarks and comments about you while in the act or right before it. He loves making you whine and whimper while he teases you with his tongue or fingers. One of his favorite things to do.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He doesn't really moan. He thinks it's weak. He primarily grunts and groans. He might whimper or slip up a moan, but that's only on his need days. He growls and snarls, and is always dropping comments in bed. Whether they be harsh or teasing is depending on his mood.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

The only time he would send an Echo Log of him fucking you to a VH is if you used to date them. He likes to remind them about everything he's taken from them. He'd only do it if they hurt you, though. If you don't want them to know about you he won't do it. He might still make the recording to watch/listen to it later.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He has a lot of scars on his body that he doesn't really like to talk about. Especially the one under his mask. He's also pretty muscular and has some moles that liter his thighs, arms, and back as well. He has a lot of body hair as well.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

High. He thinks about you constantly and is never saying no to a good fuck. He's trying to initiate it anytime he can with you. It's part of his love language with you.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

not that fast. He spends a lot of the time just holding you and focusing on your breathing before he can actually fall asleep himself. His mind is always racing after sex.

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