#book 4 was actually funny as fuck. azul you crazy bitch i love you

[servoing]

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#my art #twst #twisted wonderland #jamil viper #azul ashengrotto #twst mc #grim twst #book 4 was actually funny as fuck. azul you crazy bitch i love you

[furiousqueenmarmaroth]

OC Question Tag- Asha and Briana

Originally posted by @azul-alvarez​ and tagged by @alqulyndrys​

I so tag: @detachhunter because I can't remember who else has OCs @granddaughterogg if ya got any

I'm only gonna do my two favorite girls, because otherwise it would take forever.

1. What is your name? A: Asha Raine Urdr? Persephone? Not sure which one you want.

B: Briana. My real name? Do I have to? My last name is Mahmoud, but I’m not telling you my first.

2. Do you know why are you named that?

A: Asha is Sanskrit and my mom thought it was funny, because we’re Native American, because we’re commonly called ‘Indians’. Yeah, she was a funny lady.

B: Because I wanted to be.

3. Are you single or taken? A: Taken... He’s not okay with “girlfriend” yet, but apparently “inamorata” is fine. He’s, like, really old fashioned.

B: Taken.

4. Have any abilities or powers? A: Yeah. “Druidic” is a loose term that a lot of people would use to describe them, for whatever reason.

B: Mmhmm.

5. Stop being a Mary Sue. A: I mean, I’ll try. (Best not to bring up the cannibalism if she’s fooling them.)

B: You can go fuck yourself with a rusty pipe. What the hell is a “Mary Sue”?

6. What’s your eye color? A: Hazel.

B: You got eyes. What? Oh fine. They’re dark brown. A lot of people say they look black or grey.

7. How about your hair color? A: It was black way back when, but it turned white a bit ago.

B: It’s naturally black. I dye it blue. Because I fucking like blue.

8. Have any family members? A: No. (Lie)

B: That’s-it’s... complicated.

9. Oh? How about pets? A: *casts a nervous glance at Dust glaring through a window* I’m not sure.

B: We have a hairless cat named Grandpa Wrinkle. Don’t tell War though, he just thinks the house is haunted. We also have Pee-Wee.

10. That’s cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don’t like? A: I don’t like it when people disrespect nature. I mean, it provides so much and yet no one wants to take care of it. I dunno, just gets under my skin. Also when people go after my friends.

B: When people are fake or when people are mad because people are who they are.

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do? A: Gardening, hiking, all that good stuff. (Stealing, assassination, espionage)

B: I don’t really have a lot of time.

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before? A: Only in self defense. (Lie)

B: Only a little.

13. Ever… killed anyone before? A: Of course not. (Lies, lies, lies)

B: Yeah.

14. What kind of animal are you? A: I don’t know. I don’t turn into anything like the other girls. Maybe a deer. (Lie)

B: I turn into a Wadjet, does that count? You’ve never heard of it? It’s a big snake, basically.

15. Name your worst habits? A: I chew on my lips.

B: Nail biting. I watch TV a lot.

16. Do you look up to anyone at all? A: Death is pretty tall hahaha.

B: Hoda Sha’arawi. She was such an inspiration to me growing up. My dad didn’t really approve, but he was really old fashioned. I mean, Egypt changed a lot from her time, but it was still really inspirational to hear my great-grandma talk about her.

17. Are you gay, straight or bisexual? A: I’m demisexual, actually, but I have been known to frequent both ponds, if you know what I mean.

B: I think I’m straight. People have told me that since I’m Aphrodite that I have to be gay or bi or poly or I’m sending a statement saying it’s not ‘legitimate’ love. But I mean, honestly, that’s just what I like and not everyone will be happy no matter what sexuality I am. All love is legitimate, and if they need someone to make them feel secure then that’s something they need to figure out for themselves. I’m not going to be less me so people can feel better about being more them. ... I’m sorry, what was the question?

18. Do you go to school? A: No, unfortunately.

B: Not anymore.

19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day? A: I do have kids already. As for marriage, I don’t know. Never really had a great experience with it, myself.

B: Nah.

20. Do you have any fangirls/fanboys? A: Just like the other girls, I do have worshipers. A cult or two have sprung up with some weird ideas. No, of course none of them are true. (Lie)

B: Not after they meet me. Any real crazy ones usually keep their distance. You know, because War and his murder face.

21. What are you most afraid of? A: Disappointing the people I love. Especially Death and Hadiya.

B: Spiders. That’s why we have Pee-Wee.

22. What do you usually wear? A: Depends on my mood. Florals and leather is my signature style, though. Death likes dresses.

B: Whatever’s comfortable.

23. What’s one food that tempts you? A: Sweets. (Aside from the consistently intense craving for human flesh, it’s true.)

B: Sweets, usually. Chocolate is the best. Swedish chocolate is the best of the best.

24. Am I annoying to you? A: Haha, no no. (Lie)

B: Yes.

25. Well, it’s still not over! A: Go ahead sweetie, I’m an open book.

B: Fuck.

26. What class are you (low/middle/high)? A: I grew up lower middle class. Not sure where I stand now. I’m not even around people half of the year.

B: Allah. No, I can say it. Don’t start with me. I’m a damn Muslim and I can say whatever the fuck I want. Bitch.

27. How many friends do you have? A: A small group of friends. Family, really. I grew up with Hadiya and I knew Felice before things went to shit.

B: Asha gave me her Netflix password. And Strife says hi to Grandpa Wrinkle.

28. What are your thoughts on pie? A: Love it.

B: Next question. (Gotta get some pie on the way home)

29. Favorite drink? A: Grasshoppers are pretty yummy.

B: Fruity, usually.

30. What’s your favorite place? A: I can honestly say with Death. He’s just so unwavering and sometimes I need that. What do you mean? Oh, when I’m not with him I guess my favorite place is the forest. Same reasons. It’s old and peaceful and will probably kill you if you don’t treat it with respect.

B: Home.

31. Are you interested in anyone? A: Death is the only one.

B: No. I mean, there’s War.

32. That was a stupid question… A: No, no, it’s okay. No one really gets it. Not even me. Hahaha.

B: A waste of time.

33. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean? A: I guess a lake. Unless it’s in alligator country.

B: A pool.

34. What’s your type? A: Apparently necromancers. I mean, I’ve known 4. And I’ve had the hots for all of them. That can’t be a coincidence.

B: What’s my type... my type... *thinking hard* Hot. I like hot guys.

35. Any fetishes? A: Nothing super weird. (Holy shit, what a lie. My girl is into blood play.)

B: Heh no comment. (Dominatrix)

36. Camping indoors or outdoors? A: Outdoors with friends, indoor with Death. He’s really on edge if it’s outside and that’s not what camping is about.

B: In.

#oc #oc tag #it was a lot of fun #took forever though #hope you guys enjoy #asha #briana #the arborcultum

[angel-nero]

11 questions...

I was tagged by @pureren @zaevran @glaspaladin @z-ayauitl and @kcgane ty so much !!! ♥

RULES: 1. Always post the rules 2. Answer the questions given by the person who tagged you 3. Write 11 questions of your own 4. Tag 11 people

my questions…

1. what’s the worst piece of clothing you own?

2. what’s the coolest piece of uh fashion that is so cool you can’t even wear to go out? lol

3.- what book have you read that you feel it has been the worst?

4.- What’s the healthiest meal you actually like?

5.- do you love keith kogane? (or vld keith lmfao what u prefer to use)

6.- something paranormal ever happened to you? if yea, what?

7.- do you get jealous easily? with who? (friends, popular ppl, talented ppl, the s/m)

8.- what’s the cutest thing you own?

9.- what are your favorite crisps?

10.- do you have a favourite drink?

11.- can you tell im hungry? what hobby you wish you liked or wish you did?

i tag: @kukinta​ @kittyr0se​ @heirith​ @liesfromsatansbuttcheeks​ @sheith-love-always​ @acequeenm​ @blessedkeith​ @lukaspatel​ @ke1th​ @ace-pidge​ @keith8​ but only if you want to!

TESSA’SS AND!! TAMI’S QUESTIONS1!!!

1.  Do you connect with people easily?

mmm, I don’t becos im a very quiet person and can be w u w/o talking at all and I get overwhelmed by convos I don’t care about also it’s kinda hard to win my trust and also interest lol. I’m nice tho, i mite not be enjoying myself but i’ll forev b nice w u.  

2. Did something good happen to you this week?

uH yeah, i’m doing things to improve my health, i did my uni exam, im frEE, i finally don’t have to go to rEliGIoUs classes aNYMORE and UH,,, i got a diet to win weight and its cool i get to eat ESQUITE LMFAO. i will see my bffs in friday and i have browney mix there i should bake but im lazy

3. What’s the personality trait that annoys you most in other people?

When people pretend to like something just 2 b friends w someone or ME, do you know we can be total dif and maybe still b friends if u cOOL. Ass kissers, hypocrisy, LIES LOL. I don’t like fake ppl at all.

4. If you could participate in any existing tv reality show, which one would you choose?

The ones where they change ur style and buy clothes for u 2 love urself and do ur hair and make up and buy u xpensive undies. I loved that crap when i was in secondary school lmao

5. What’s something you’re insecure about?

That I can’t be in one place without wanting tofuckin run, the fact that i can’t eat w ppl at all, that i have to go to the fucken gYM

6. What’s your favourite way to hang out with friends?

:’)) well,,, i go to my bff’s house or they come. If im fine then walk around my neighborhood cus it’s nice ahaha anxiety am i rite. oKAY, even if i get anxiety i like ice skating, or roller skating, i have a lot of fun. My friend want us to go to this pixies concert and im like :(( boo i love u

7. What’s your favourite fic trope?

lol idk,,,,, pining? mutual pining? no pining and they getting to know therngs im melttin sTOP idk…… it depends on whAT shIP. I just know i’ll read any fake dating of my otp. idk idk duuuude i legit don kno. It’s not a trope but i love crunchy feelings, showefjsid fksjnj its hard to talk about this im sOrry

8. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve liked in the past?

hahahahahaha my crush

9. What do you consider to be the best period of your life?

When I was 14. I went to parties more than i go to them now lol, i drank and smokkd w who where my best friends back theN i know it’s whack. we used to go to roller skate? all the damn time and did sleepovers and everything was funny, we practically lived together and my friend that was 16 drove us to places lmao,, everything was so good. but like, dont imagine me too wild i only smokd like 5 cigs in my life and hookah and we even broke one.

10. What do you consider to be the worst period of your life?

mpghgg, when i turned 15,,, in the middle of it everythin went to shit to the actual date. But im trying to change that

11. How did you meet your best friend?

I met her,,,, 11 years ago. Look, I usually have best friends in pack. I have 3 bffs at the moment, one of them sat next to me in 2nd year of primary school. IDK how i got to actually know my absolute bff tho but we did a lot of weird shit. we also met in the same classroom and she was my bff back then. The third one was also a frind but not so much during those years. Later i changed of classrooms and shit and bonded more when I was 14 w 6 friends and those r i did crazy shit w but we got separated and stopped talkin and they invited me to the club a week before my uni exam but i was high on meds and sick af. and never replied also going to meet em again at the club makes me nervous af tbH…. I have had a lot of super close friends in my life wTf. In my new school i have also 7 friends that r super close.And we’re also a pack of bffs. I actually had a hard time to use the word bestfriend lol, not bc of me havin a lot or anythin, i was just emo i guess

BEX’S QUESTIONS YOo

1. What’s the strangest nickname you’ve ever been given?

:))))))))))))))))))))))))) gabhole, gabaloney, TETI THAT SOUNDS LIKE TITTY. now ft Aztec secret 

2. Do you like to gossip?

UMMMMMM,, i dont like to listen to another ppl judging someone, I hate it and i normally tell them to stop. it depends i guess

3. Are you afraid of the dark? um,,, no but i dont like it lol

4.Have you ever been stung by a bee?

no, but i steppeddd on one. I also was pickin a tree and till this day i dont knoW wTF it was but i had something big in my middle finger and it fucken hurt like a bitch and i had A BALL on it UGHHHHH I HATE BUGS

Bigfoot or mothman? fucking none

Do you trust anyone with your life? i mean, idk

Do you have any habits you wish you could break? yEAH, to stop tweeting my mental breakdowns is one lmao. 

Would you go ghost/alien hunting? 

both tbh, who wants to break into abandoned houses w me, i live in front of one,,, i mean not so infront but in the row of houses infront of me lmao english whO? dude rosetta stoned by tool is my aesthetic, alien stuff. bex listen to it pls

Best pickup line? (you’ve heard or used on you/you’ve used)

u r the best chair *proceeds to sit on em* keith to shiro probably

Mint or fruit gum?

I dont like gum much cos it makes me hungry or thirsty. I also drink too much soda to fuck w mint stuff :(( say that to the mints i bought lol :( i only eat halls or gum bc im nerves w ppl so they stopped bein a thing i enjoy for me lol. i do that since im like,,, uh,,, idK 15. it fuckd my stomach

What do you want to be remembered for?

I mean if I have to pick and b unrealistic, for art maybe,,, or for the thing i end up working with, like architecture or somethin. Art, def art cus i like art so much

ZURI’S QUESTIONS!!!

1.-if you had to chose one thing to eat for the rest of your life what would it be? 

I MEAN THIS QUESTION IS THE DEVIL I GET TIRED OF EVERYTHING TO THE POINT I DONT WNAN EAT ANYTHING I WILL JUST IGNORE IT SSAYS ONE AND SAY MEXICAN FOOD

2.- what are you most afraid of? Mental illnes and being ill and living 

3.- do you have a favorite place to visit?

I mean,,,, i love walking in the center? centre? of my city bc is like going to another place. Is also fucking Cuba in there. Everyone says that, my dad asked a cuban marine he met if it was true and he said it was ‘’ the fackin same’’ So its like,,, travelling in time and places. also the beach and the port.

4.- what type of weather you enjoy the most?

I need the sun, otherwise i get sad… i like cloudy w sun. I just like to go out in the afternoon tho lol so like,,, sun pls so the sky can turn pinkish

5.- do you have a rare ability like dislocating your thumb or moving your eyes really fast?

i move my tongue real real fast and also can do the cherry knot thing and uh i can like, be aberrantly stupid too. hey but dont fuk w me and bother me 4 bein stupid, i will fist fite u and i mite b stupid but i will also mite think u r stupid if i don like u so fuk off. Dam,,, i get like, bothered so easy LOL like, think u r better than me and i’ll fist fite u LMFAO WHY THO I SUK, but like, if not bothered, i think of everyone as my equal… wow this was not the question

6.- do you think it would be easier to create one universal lenguage or an accurate translator? nO… dont delete culture like that,,, an accurate translator mite come in handy u kno but like, some languages have words that don’t exist in others so like :-/

7.- is there something that soothes you no matter what? um no i wish

8.- favorite piece of clothing? boots and thights

9.- is there a song stuck in your head right now? YEAH dig down by muse i love it, every1 says it sUCLks but i can’t stop listenin to it

10.- why is your favorite animal your favorite animal? i don play favs but i love the honey badger bc of this pleas fuckin watch it and THIS

11.- morning person or late riser? Oh,, i cant wake up to save my life so late riser

SUNNY’S QUESTIONS!!!

1. do you have any plushies? a LOT but im like,,, they r in my wardrobe and i luv em but like,,, they’re all gifts,,, did u kno one of my past bffs bought me a dino for christmas?

2. have you ever walked out the cinema before? 

Yeah, i love drive’s aesthetic and Ryan gosling a lot but is SO boring so idk if my friends and I got kicked out or we prefered to get out to talk haha. 

3. if you could have a mascot what would it be and why?

A CHINCHILLA, they’re a irl pokemon and they r so cUTE

4. what would your theme song be? kool thing, sonic youth maybe or is she weird by pixies. All Over the world by pixies too lol

5. do you have any phrases or sayings you find yourself coming back to often? not really, im so bad at remembering sayings and quotes

6what’s the nearest object to your right? a book called azul by ruben dario

7. would you rather live in the big city or out in the middle of nature? 

Big city forever. I love high? buildings a lot. I dont do that well in the rural life lmao 

8. are you working on any creative projects right now (fic/art/music/photography/ect) Nope at all and das sad cus i should b doing art lmao

9. what’s your favourite movie score? idk what is score… but the soundtrack of trainspotting is one of my favs… oh but score… aghgsdhaj any tarantino movie tbh or wes anderson movie… or before I disappear or demolition oR southpaw or the girl w the dragon tattoo

10. i say vol you say….? uuhhhhh,,,,,  vol….tron??? (ICONIC, I MELT, I LVOE HIM)

#if any of u actually read this all omg i am love u #tag meme #this was uh long #i changed it so u don have to read all mineeee lol #if u have sideblogs where u'd rather post this then do it :) #i typed brownie as browney rIP