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zanniscaramouche · 9 months

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The Road to Desolation

McCoy hadn’t recognised the name on the poster, and since the man was already captured it was hardly necessary for a likeness of the criminal printed there, which means standing in front of the crude cell is where he first lays eyes on what must be the notorious James T. Kirk. “You might wanna muzzle him,” the warden says with a sharp sort of glee. McCoy wrinkles his nose against the foul stench. His eyes begin to water in protest. Fucking Christ, what has he gotten himself into? OR Leonard McCoy is an out-of-work ranch hand in need of fast cash and Jim Kirk is a captured bandit bound for a train that will send him to death-row. When McCoy takes on the job of getting Kirk on that train, he’s got no idea how much his patience and everything he thinks he knows about the world is going to be tested.

McKirk - Cowboys & Bandits / ABO - 39k - Complete

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daftmooncretin · 3 months

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spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

#spock baby im sorry but it looks like the backdrop of one of those alpha male podcasts #nurse chapel is stronger then me because if i saw this frat boy ass decor i would have immediately gotten the ick and left #the lack of coherent design is so funny #ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW TO CURTAIN IS COVERING THE SHELVES WHICH IS SUCH A SMALL THING BUT IT MAKES ME SO MAD WHY SPOCK WHY #i hope bones never saw this room because he would have a fucking field day #star trek #star trek tos #spirk #jim kirk #spock #tos

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possumtion · 2 months

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Kinda cracky Animal crossing! AU

#my art #star trek the original series #star trek tos #leonard mccoy #spock #jim kirk #star trek #james t kirk #bones mccoy #animal crossing #nyota uhura #khan noonien singh #hikaru sulu #montgomery scott #pavel chekov #animal crossing new horizons #artists on tumblr #digital art #yea idk why i thought of this either

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forecast0ctopus · 26 days

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concussion does not negate bitchiness…..this must be known

#idk what situation theyre in this time if u Know tell me #star trek #star trek tos fanart #star trek tos #star trek fanart #spock #mr spock #kirk #captain kirk #james t kirk #jim kirk #leonard mccoy #leonard bones mccoy #doctor mccoy #bones mccoy #triumvirate #spock: ……so i have moved up to ‘pal’ status……..fascinating #i will not be going on my concussions in media tirade today. but maybe i will work it into a goofy drawing sometime

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its-always-sunny-in-city17 · 4 months

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way way back in the 2280s

#star trek #never ever doing lineart again #star trek tos #st tos #jim kirk #james t kirk #spock #s'chn t'gai spock #bones mccoy #leonard mccoy #montgomery scott #nyota uhura #my art

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trek-tracks · 4 months

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Come on, Spock, what mysterious relative is it this time?

#star trek #star trek tos #spock #jim kirk #leonard mccoy #nyota uhura #bones mccoy #captain kirk #imagine-darksiders #switchnx #tumblr things #things i found on tumblr #did i ever tell you guys #no you never did #and i never will #the ultimate computer

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kyurochurro · 4 months

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star trek iii review: 10/10 perfect no notes but it needed a big reunion hug for spock at the end 😔

#churro art #my art #digital art #illustration #fanart #star trek #star trek tos #star trek the original series #spock #s'chn t'gai spock #james kirk #jim kirk #spirk #bones mccoy #leonard mccoy #nyota uhura #montgomery scott #hikaru sulu #pavel chekov #I DID NOT PLAN ON DRAWING EVERYONE AT THE END THIS WAS JUST GONNA BE A SPIRK HUG DOODLE BUT IT SPIRALED OUT OF CONTROL HSDGHJDJDW #i cant help it yall the bond the enterprise crew is just too strong i HAD to draw them all at the end 😔😔#AHH BUT IT WAS SO FUN TO DRAW THIS IDKK.... these may be my fav st fanarts so far...........#yall saw how jim looked at spock at the end of this movie .... thats the look of a man who got HIS HUSBAND BACK!!! 😭😭😭#drawing the older enterprise crew is such a TREAT but especially uhura.. thats probs just cus i love drawing her whenever i have the Chance #i only think my chekov is a bit off but i didnt know how to fix him😭 idk it was 2 am i was fallin asleep at the wheel im SO SORRY CHEKOV #also can i just say the wardrobe in iii and iv are just my favorite thing EVER #i loveeeee the outfits they give to each character... i especially love bones and sulu's outfits so much #plus the palettes for their outfits mesh so well together when theyre all on screen!!! GAH i love it #ANYWAYS I JUST GOT MY ST MOVIE BLURAY COLLECTION IN THE MIAL YESTERDAY SO I MAY JUST REWATCH SOME TODAY AFTER WORKING A BIT HEHE

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papanowo · 7 months

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just another day in the fleet.

#my art #star trek #star trek aos #james t kirk #jim kirk #spock #leonard mccoy #bones mccoy #mcspirk #back on my aos bullshit

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beam-meup-scotty · 6 months

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spock , roughly two seconds before doing something so unhinged no one else has even thought of it : good thing i’m a vulcan and i would never do something irrational or illogical lmaoo

#y’all remember the entirety of the galelio 7 when his solution to everythjng was just to Fuck Around and Find Out #in the amoeba episode where he was like no guys don’t rescue me it’s for Science #the man trap when he was slapping the monster in the form of bones’ former lover to snap bones out of it #um the one where got infected with those fake throw up thingies and BLINDED HIMSELF ??#the one where his father was Dying and even though there were plenty of other people who could command the ship He Needed To Do It #several other instances i am forgetting #i literally love him #star trek #spock #s'chn t'gai spock #mr spock #captain kirk #doctor mccoy #dr mccoy #incorrect star trek #jim kirk #leonard mccoy #mccoy #star trek tos

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the-magpieprince · 3 months

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McSpirk text posts but it's mostly Bones because he's my favorite

Bonus: Chekov

#star trek #star trek tos #jim kirk #james t kirk #bones star trek #leonard mccoy #leonard bones mccoy #Spock #tos spock #text posts #spones #mcspirk #mckirk #spirk #pavel chekov #tos chekov #magpie posts

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starlightervarda · 4 months

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I can't sleep so Star Trek TOS/SNW dashboard simulator

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to this day I can't understand why they're called the Three Musketeers if there's FOUR of them? Did Dumas just forget his own main character???

🪴 plantdad Follow

You've got to be kidding me

🪆 chekovsgunman Follow

I know right? A mistake like this would never happen in Russian literature!

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🩺 therealmccoy Follow

After months of taking care of everyone else on this giant tin can I really earned this shore leave. Now I get to drink, relax, flirt with some lovely ladies and sleep until noon 😎 Just what the the doctor ordered!

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Update: A fucking purple tree ate five crewmen. Again.

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Despite being among humans for close to a decade, I still find their tendency to overcomplicate and avoid aspects of social situations to be confusing at best and infuriating at worst. So much time is wasted on tedious matters such as who gets to 'make the first move' or 'not come off too strong'.

For example, everyone aboard my vessel is keenly aware of Lt. Uhura and Engineer Scott's 'budding romance'. But their need to extend their oddly avoidant courtship ritual, rather than outright state their interest in one another, is pointless, as well as frustrating to witness.

Why do they do this? Why not 'get it over with', as they say?

I encourage answers from all cultures, human or otherwise.

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I'm sorry Scotty and Nyota are WHAT

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DELETE THIS

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SPOCK NOOO HE DOESN'T THINK OF ME LIKE THAT 😭

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But I do! I thought you knew and were just being nice about it!

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DMing you rn 😳

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You're welcome.

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PSA: If you visit Antares VII, stay clear of any yellow plants, their pollen can have some...inconvenient effects on the biology of humanoid peoples.

My XO and I suffered through troubling symptoms until it was almost too late. Thankfully, we figured out a cure in time.

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I can only find info on the symptoms. What was the cure? 👀

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Do I really have to say it?

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The galaxy if Klingons didn't exist

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Wow. Humans are openly advocating for our disappearance yet Klingons are the bad guys? I thought your federation stood for peace.

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Cry harder you genocidal wrinkly-faced bitch I hope your planet gets sucked into a black hole

#If you think a joke is on par with what they do then book an MRI because you might have brain damage #fuck Klingons and anyone that sympathizes with them

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😎 ortegaaaas Follow

So I can either skim through this asteroid belt on Warp 2 for 3 hrs or on Warp 5 for 15 mins

🚀 mitchiemitch Follow

Erica no! That's not how navigation works!

😎 ortegaaaas Follow

FLOOR IT???

🚀 mitchiemitch Follow

ERICA NO

😎 ortegaaaas Follow

HOW ABOUT WARP 7 FOR 15 SECONDS?

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ERICA YOU'RE GOING TO CRASH THE SHIP

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I AM GOING TO HARNESS LIGHT-SPEED TO ZIGZAG THROUGH THE VOID

🚀 mitchiemitch

ERICA P L E A S E

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I know some species are very private, but you'd think they'd share the important stuff, esp when we should trust each other by now.

How are we supposed to enjoy my weekly dinners if you all don't tell me what to watch out for :/ This is the third time this happens to the same person and I had to get the answer why from our CMO

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Wait what did I miss while I was gone

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Spock got wasted on my chocolate fudge cake and hit his head on the counter ://///

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jim-kirks-bubble-butt · 4 months

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my favorite part of each star trek episode is the last 2 minutes when kirk, spock, and bones stand around and flirt with each other.

#do they not have jobs to do #i love them #spock #jim kirk #james t kirk #james kirk #leonard mccoy #bones mccoy #spirk #mckirk #spones #mcspirk #star trek tos #star trek

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daftmooncretin · 4 months

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my absolute favourite thing about the kirk and spock dynamic is that the whole time you’re watching the show spock is gaslighting you into thinking that kirk is this loose canon and spock is paragon of logic keeping his captain on the straight and narrow when its very clearly the other way round. aside from being turned on by everyone and fighting like an old-timey boxer…. kirk is just like.. quite a logical, stable guy. like yeah he rules with his emotions but he’s rarely reckless or erratic, even in situations of immense pressure he’s always calm and measured. sure kirk is unhinged and insane, but we knew that right off the bat. spock on the other hand tries to hide how insanely balls to the walls crazy he is by standing next to jim and hiding all his derangement with logic. i think the reason bones beefs with spock so much because he is the only one who has noticed that spock is an absolutely unhinged individual. (jim is too busy doodling <3 mr jim spock <3 all over his briefings to notice)

#remember that time spock mutinied and pretended to be jim lmao #hes so girl math #and kirk was like lmao fair enough love you while bones just stood there like MUTINY???#we know that bones is the only thing keeping that ship afloat at this point lmao #star trek #star trek tos #spock #kirk #bones mccoy #jim kirk #james t kirk #spirk #tos

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possumtion · 2 months

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