blu medic tf2...............
BLU Medic from Team Fortress 2 hates diet culture!
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PROMO / INTRO POST!
"OOF!"
"Heh, that's right! Run away, pussy! Before tha big bad Scout gets ya!" A familiar voice teased from off-camera, before stepping in frame with a cocky smile on his face. "Ugh, of course the ONE day I go Stock, this happens.. I can't feel my legs..." Medic groaned as he pushed himself along with his arms. Metallic footsteps crept up on him, and he groaned. "Oh, just get it over with already..."
"BONK!"
[One quick respawn later!]
"Bah, I'm putting my cosmetics back on..."
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"Oh dear.. You can't see me now, can you? Makes sense.. The mod's SFM keeps crashing every time he adds a cosmetic, so maybe he just gave up giving you a view of me..."
"Well, it's very nice to meet you regardless! Maybe he'll get that working soon... My name is Fritz Müller, and I'm the medic of the BLU team! And don't you worry, I actually have my license, unlike that red quack... Please, do feel free to talk to me, ask me questions, and all that! Oh yes, and one more thing.. This was inspired by @emotionally-slutty-medics blog, hence the similar URL and all... Oh! And a similar lack of care for the fourth wall."
"Anyways, the map's changed, and we're in setup, so feel free to talk to me in the meantime!"
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