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[milfclaren]

Please go on a rant about Lando’s birth chart now

oh God. y’all really want me to talk til i’m blue in the face huh?

disclaimer: this chart reading is limited, as lando has not shared his birth time and because of that, i can’t know his rising sign. if i had to guess, it feels like his chart ruler is either mercury (gemini/virgo) or venus (taurus/libra) but that’s just my initial thought, purely based on vibes. i’ll do my reading with no rising sign, as i would rather be ill-informed than flat out wrong.

if you haven’t seen lando’s chart + aspects, it looks something like this:

and if this is all shapes and colors to you, don’t worry!dr. yaps-a-lot is here!

first thing first, holy fuck there’s a lot of mars and saturn influence. like, there is so much of both. this is not uncommon for an athlete’s chart, as when we think of mars, we think of action and when we think saturn, we think of discipline. his sun and mercury are both in scorpio, moon and mars are in capricorn, and his libra is in venus. his saturn is in taurus, and although saturn is a more outer planet and it moves very slowly, i will talk a bit on his saturn because it is so fucking prevalent in his chart. it aspects three of his major placements.

we’ll start with basics, with his scorpio sun. we all know the stereotypes for scorpio suns (moody, possessive liars) so i won’t talk too much about those traits. your sun sign is supposed to frame your approach or perspective, and scorpio is a fixed sign ruled by mars — the planet of action, strategy, ambition; the physical means with which you use to achieve your goals. lando’s incredibly dedicated and incredibly passionate about what he does, we know this. he’s got a strong loyalty to his beliefs. he is firm and uncompromising about the convinctions he holds as true. scorpio also rules the subconscious or unknown, which means that the sun is not necessarily comfortable here but lando exhibits scorpio sun behavior clearly and constantly. this is in part because his sun and mercury are conjunct — there are very few degrees separating them and they are working in tandem with one another.

mercury in a birth chart represents communication - it shapes the way you communicate with the world and express yourself entirely. in scorpio, it means he’s a very intuitive, observant communicator. one of the most interesting landoisms is how receptive he is to the other person in the conversation, especially when it comes to his self-perception and how he alters that, as i talked about previously. a ‘more traditional’ sun conjunct mercury individual is able to communicate a more unified approach in how they share themselves with others. there’s an alignment or harmony with the things they say/believe and the things they do. lando’s mercury is in retrograde, which means things are not as straightforward for him. a planet in retrograde is just a planet moving in the opposite of it’s intended direction — meaning, there’s much more room for complication in the way he communicates. adding to that, his mercury is in the sign of scorpio, which represents the unknown/subconscious. he can come across as contradictory, or confusing. in the aforementioned post i said (from his perspective) people are dedicated to misunderstanding him — this is what i mean. what he communicates, lando intends as is genuine. But what you interpret could be entirely the opposite of what of he intended. just because lando is frank and direct, does not mean that he’s clear or forthcoming. this is maybe why people have a hard time discerning what he means most of the time — it’s hard to know when he’s joking and when he’s serious, when he’s lying and when he’s telling the truth.

his sun also opposes his saturn. saturn represents a lot of things astrologically; control, discipline, consequences, structure, obligation. an opposition is when two planets are 180 degrees from one another — representing two opposing facets of the same ideal in a way. for him to be most successful, he has to find balance. this is maybe where that struggle for control i talked about before comes from, and it’s a huge part of why he’s overly self-critical. lando has always held himself to impossible expectations, and struggles most with his own disappointment when he fails to meet those goals. (even if they were maybe not achievable goals in the first place.) it’s important for him not to sabotage himself in this regard, because other parts of his chart actually set him up well to achieve his goals. shame and self-doubt could be the biggest thief of all his joy and success.

since we’re talking saturn, let’s get into his capricorn moon and mars. his moon and his mars are conjunct, and additionally, his sun sextiles both of these placements. (a sextile is often a favorable aspect, it means there’s 60 degrees of separation between the two placements, leading to a complementary relationship with them — bringing balance or harmony, in this case.)

the moon represents your emotional world, and your inner perception of self. lando’s moon being in capricorn is so fucking fitting. he’s pragmatic, headstrong, defiant, guarded and overly self-critical. capricorn often represents where there is more structure and order in an area of someone’s chart, but the moon is detriment in capricorn. your inner emotional world is a deepily illogical and vulnerable place, and lunar capricorns are people who look to logic and pragmatism to create a since of order and safety. people with this placement feel things very deeply, though. any feeling too strong for them to understand or control must be suppressed, and if can’t be, they’ll likely throw themselves head-over-foot into whatever goals they have to ignore the feeling anyhow. usually, any attempts to suppress or control emotions they don’t understand lead to the emotions controlling them in ways they don’t recognize. and i mean, i think it’s clear lando does Not enjoy expressing a lot of emotion. (his moon trines his saturn: he takes pride in being able to control and restrain his emotions.) he would much rather come across as cool and unaffected, especially if he doesn’t trust you. trust is a HUGE thing for capricorn moons — very hard to gain, very easy to lose. they usually have a harder time trusting people who are flakier or inconsistent emotionally. i often think of when lando and luisa broke up, and he spent a good few months literally never sitting still. he picked up fucking dj’ing so he had a day job AND a nighttime hobby. or i think of how long it took him a bit more time to really open up and understand daniel, someone that lives a lot in emotional extremes/floats between them frequently.

i’ve already talked a lot about mars, but let’s dig into mars in capricorn right quick. this is sexyyy, to me. capricorn loves to be in mars - it’s all about productivity, and mars loves to take action. he’s incredibly disciplined and goal-oriented but probably doesn’t allow himself to enjoy the fruits of his labor nearly enough. he is headstrong in succeeding anyways. i don’t find him to be showboaty or cocky. rather, he leads more by doing or showing and less by saying. generally, he’s also going to feel more rewarded when he sees the tangible results of the work he’s putting in. he may not be patient, but he is persistent. eventually, he will get there and he will get there his way [mars trines his saturn]. he’s just as determined as he is cautious, and he has an impossible amount of focus for the things he wants to achieve. it’s why failing while learning something new doesn’t scare him off. he doesn’t stop playing golf despite the fact that he’s not great at it — he likes golfing, so he took the time to learn how to do it himself, and there is some level of pride in that. circling back to moon conjunct mars: the things he has passion for, he loves to do and he throws himself into them totally. think of his revolving door of hobbies, how he gets fixated on one for weeks or months at a time and then once the passion dissipates, he moves on to the next one.

and now, let’s talk venus in libra. i think his whole chart is good, but this is one of my favorite placements ever. venus represents your relationships with and to other people. libra is in its domicile (home planet) — it’s comfortable here. a libra venus is someone who might prioritize the traditional pleasures in life: they like beautiful people, places, things and ideas. think him traveling to absurd corners of the world, all his rumored partners being models, all of his cars are customized down to the very smallest details.

people who have venus in libra are charming and affable — most people lando meet end up really liking him. he’s kind, thoughtful and by nature, dedicated to what he considers right, just or fair. libra placements often get painted as a peacemaker, but in the case of libra venus i more see it as them trying to figure out what you need/what the dynamic needs and prioritizing that, to instill balance. think of lando’s dynamic with daniel versus with oscar. daniel was louder and goofier by nature so lando felt he had more of a chance to be quieter and more chilled. oscar was more serious and much more reserved at first, so lando took it upon himself to be a bit louder and sillier. he lead in bridging that gap — so that oscar would eventually feel comfortable enough to do the same. people with venus in libra traditionally enjoy feeling needed, and might look for opportunities to do so. (in my mind’s eye, i’m replaying the video of lando grabbing carlos’ gloves from where carlos set them down, just so he could hand them to carlos put them on.) they need to be cautious and firm with the boundaries they set. people who rely on them too heavily, and offer them nothing in return will cause them to feel great amounts of resentment and distrust. the beauty lives in the balance, babey.

i’m gonna step off my soapbox but before i do, i want to point out his north node. the north node is supposed to be what you’re working towards in this lifetime. lando’s north node is in leo, which means most of the work he’s going to do in this lifetime is directly related to developing his sense of self, strengthening his self-expression and reassessing the relationship he has to intimacy and vulnerability. in the context of the rest of his chart, i find that hilarious. oh my sweet sweet landito, the stars really had it out for you….

#thank you so much for indulging me anon i’m kissing you on the mouth #ik this is my own interpretation but i’m still filing it under #landolore #lando norris #ln4 #blossom.asks #f1

[skrunklyblossom]

I cant stop thinking about miniature daschund puppy george Hes my baby

He’s like if a kitten was a baby dog :(

#blossom.asks #the baba

[shadowleaf10]

Hi, you are wonderful and deserve the world. Thank you for coming to this ted talk

My Cherry Blossom! You deserve the universe and even galaxies! I love you so much!

#Cherry Blossom.asks #i love you

[milfclaren]

No max actually said he likes it ‘cause it makes him look more mature!!! He’s one of us 🤭

right that’s exactly as i thought. i was like wdym besties why did we go in Max’s chat complaining bc like. if lando has one million defenders max is one of them, if lando has one defender then it is max, and if lando has no defenders then max has d*ed or however the tweet goes yknow

#(banging fists) one of us! one of us! one of us! #lando norris #max fewtrell #blossom.asks #f1

[milfclaren]

So intrigued what your version of the correct fic Lando is... (and if you have any examples of ones you like!)

howdy partner!! i probably have to write him myself to feel fully satisfied but. here are my thoughts anyways. i’m sorry i typed you a fucking Book in response.

i wanna start by saying i give a lot of leeway with how lando is written by others because his perspective is one i find Very Hard to write. for one, he leaves a lot of room for misinterpretation (i’ll expand) and for two, we’re very different people with very different experiences and i’ve never met him. alas, fic exists as the perfect space to explore your own interpretation of someone else’s personality — both inside and outside of their normal circumstances — and as a writer, you get a lot of creative choice within that. my usual complaint is that he’s cut to the bare bits of the public personality (sillygoofy, a bit bothersome, sometimes demanding and persnickety) OR he’s solely earnest and one-dimensional, in a way that reads as a subservient self-insert.

the version of lando in fic that feels correct for me balances all of these things — his goofier front, his prickly, cautionary act and his more sensitive side (and i do think he is Sensitive). this version acknowledges that his sensitivity is where his prickliness stems from at all. maybe that’s because he resents that about himself, maybe it’s something else entirely; that’s up for the author to decide. anyways, the most correct version of fic lando, to Me, also reconciles his dedication to honesty with his necessity to lie. for being so honest, lando is also a fucking liar, and i do think that. from what i have gathered, lando feels more at ease protected when he has some control over how you misunderstand him, because (from his perspective) no matter what he says or does, you are going to misunderstand him. i don’t think fic acknowledges/explores this Nearly enough. (astrology does, but his birth chart is another rant entirely)

he has said before he thinks it’s funny when people are wrong about him, but once again to me that says being misunderstood is the status quo. on some level he likes to mislead you. on some other level, it’s comfortable to maintain. i don’t blame him, i’m not judging him. in all regards, vulnerability is fucking terrifying. especially if you’re dismissed no matter how much genuine vulnerability you’re showing.

all this is not to say he isn’t headstrong or firm in the things he believes to be true about himself. but can you imagine how he might gain a stronger sense of control by playing with your perception of him? he gets to control what you dislike by controlling the version of him you see. if you dislike what you’re presented with, it doesn’t matter because it was an exaggerated facade anyways. there is a distance from that immediate rejection, because at best, it is a somewhat-false acceptance. that is not more satisfying, really. so maybe if you like that version, he plays into it harder. or maybe he starts to peel back his layers and show you a more authentic (or perhaps even more contradictory) version of himself.

tl:dr — a well fleshed out character showcases all their contradictions. the best landos in fic manage to capture his total aversion to being truly known and the way he needs it so furiously you can see him fighting it.

here are a few landos that stuck out to me, and since the og post was about porn, there’s lots of porn here:

[Explicit! heed all AO3 tags and warnings!] all of these are dando, landoscar or mando. there is no carlando, sorry, i know that’s crazy, because it is the most popular lando ship, but i only really like carlando in very specific circumstances <3

this is very short, but for some reason this lando interpretation kinda sticks out in my brain

fun landoscar here, i liked this exploration of lando a lot

pacrim fusion lando i think about so much

rule 63!dando - an interesting exploration, i liked it

another really good landoscar - this is a different lando than i usually see i think

this lando yearns so much, and he’s a little freak. no notes, that all seems plausible to me

i know what i said about carlando but this series is about dando. carlos is more of a lingering concept.

this little love sick lando lingering in the space of best friends to lovers

i would give you my life for more lando/george fic

some people who write or interpret his voice well in general

#sorry 4 being crazy and never shutting up i will never improve #f1 rpf #rpf// #lando norris #dando #mando #landoscar #blossom.asks #f1

[milfclaren]

sorry to this man (logi sarg) but you mean to tell me alexander albon swept his teammate in every qualifying this year? a record he was previously the unfavorable recipient of in his time as m*x’s teammate? that’s actually so sexy. he came (he died) he resurrected and he served cunt. he’s everything

That was harsh love. But fair :(

oh sorry i’m very blunt sometimes without realizing it! i do feel for logan here. i like him a lot, i think he needs time to develop, and so naturally i also think he deserves to keep his seat but. narratively i just thought it was a really awesome full circle moment for alex and i love love love alex <3 so i was just celebrating that i guess

#logan sargeant #alex albon #blossom.asks #f1

[milfclaren]

That Lando hate anon pm’d me last night too and I’m so confused because I don’t even advertise myself as a Lando fan account

lmaaaoo plsss that is so goofy. i’ve seen them before but only on other lando blogs so ik they’re dedicated to their cause (getting attention). i hesitated to interact but in the end it was too good an opportunity to pass up

#blossom.asks #lando norris #f1

[milfclaren]

Max was for the beard yesterday. He wasn’t at first Said that Lando grew it to be taken more seriously in the paddock and not look so babyface.

So that might be why he changed mind

aahhhhh okay okay cool cool cool. good for him i think i’m glad he proved whatever he was looking prove! (or maybe he didn’t and just gave up and shaved anyways ,whatever, i’m happy with his face all ways, 10/10, it’s a good one)

#blossom.asks #lando norris #f1

[milfclaren]

on max’s stream yesterday everyone was saying how horrible the beard looks too, including p 😭

HELP ok tbh p is well within her rights to bully him considering how he treats her…but this tracks. did max also hate it? i feel like he would really only care if max also said he hated it

#i still think he is among us on the website but. thank u for sharing <3 #lando norris #blossom.asks #f1

[skrunklyblossom]

♡ she/her ♡ bi ♡ 20 ♡

♡ Taylor Swift lover ♡

♡ Dteam ♡ Geeb main ♡

NSFW Warning (not a lot but no minors)

No fucking crit 🚫

DO NOT cross post me on Twitter, Reddit, TikTok, or anywhere. Seriously.

If somehow a CC is viewing this, girl turn back now PLS

♪current song on repeat♪

#gnf plushie #Jess songs #most tags are self explanatory #my tag for George is >>>> #the baba #blossom.asks

[milfclaren]

i say this affectionately but i think lando should just stop talking and start barking and growling

maybe even nipping and biting

the premise of lando rolling up to the paddock in like. the dog ears and paws that furries wear and barking through his media duties is absolutely sending me thanks

#blossom.asks #lando norris #f1

[milfclaren]

Lando will break under pressure tomorrow when he is fighting in front. he is a choke

wonder if he’ll choke like your mom did last night when she was sucking me long and hard through my jorts! ta anon, enjoy the race x

#to be clear i will delete rather than interact with these types of asks in the future #as i am not a PR agent and i do not get paid to defend grown men online <3 #blossom.asks #lando norris #f1

[milfclaren]

Lando and Mick were in F3 together, they were both competing in the rookie fight as well as the normal one, (Lando won both, Mick got P3 in the rookies)

I can't comment on how much interaction they had since Lando raced for Carlin and Mick for Prema but back in 2018 Lando posted a throwback to his win of the year before, and put a really nice caption that was part congratulating Mick on winning F3 2018 and that he hoped to see Mick in F1 in the future

So yeah I think they're friendly, based on the few interactions I've seen around the paddock, drivers parades etc, if not "friends friends"

the well wishes post, that’s so cute!! it also makes a lot of sense bc like. more often than not these dudes have known or known of or competed against each other for the last however many years of their lives. it’s neat though ty for sharing

#lando norris #mick schumacher #lore #4/47 #f1 #blossom.asks

[milfclaren]

Lando is actually very warm towards Mick from what I’ve seen in little snippets from pre-drivers parade footage and stuff like that. He seems to like him quite a bit even though they might not be the closest of friends.

big agree! i figure they get along well but maybe gravitate towards different people in the Grid-sphere, i.e mick with esteban or seb or lance vs lando with carlos or sometimes max

#lando norris #mick schumacher #f1 #blossom.asks

[milfclaren]

whats ur (hot?) take on lando-mick friendship?

i rarely see them interact and tbh the times we see them for media purposes (Grill the Grid, Secret Santa) Lando sometimes comes off as aloof or disinterested when it comes to mick?

to be fair, i dont really keep up w/ lando so i'm not too familiar w/ the image he publicly portrays and thats jusy the way he is??

howdy! in short, i’m not under the impression that they’re very close? i do think they’re casual friends but i’m not sure there’s much between them besides racing and being on the grid. granted, i am new here so that might be wrong!

i don’t feel lando dislikes him, especially not after the ‘three sparking waters’ post. i do think image plays a role on both sides though! for one, mick’s got a very large name following him around, but that’s probably not got much to do with it. lando’s image and public perception is a whole nother topic, but he does usually want to appear more calm-cool-collected than he is, and this can read as dismissive or disinterested. mostly i think it’s that lando is a little Awkward and also very adaptive to how he’s being received by someone while mick tends to be a little more thoughtful and reserved. he has a quieter front about him and it might be harder for lando to read him and break the initial barrier between them, so to speak. but from what i can tell mick likes him plenty! outside of the secret santa gift and the guessing of pant sizes, it is notable that mick is 1 of 3 drivers that follow lando.jpg, and also, re:three sparkling waters, lando posted a picture with esteban where mick is very clearly cropped out. (which may have been an act of kindness bc mick looks OBLITERATED in the other one.) i also want to include this lovely photo of them with seb and lewis for no other reason than i like it. so. Yeah. all in all i know close to nothing on their relationship but my approximation of it says they’re casual buds. i like them separately a lot though and i think it would be funny to lock them in a room and see what happens <3

#lando norris #mick schumacher #4/47 #f1 #blossom.asks

[skrunklyblossom]

If you were granted three wishes, what would they be?

I don’t wanna get too real ™️ but

1. I’d wish to be financially supported for the rest of my life and not have to worry about really grim things relating to money 💀

2. I’d probably wish for good health for me and my family

3. I want whenever George comes back to be nice and not create another atomic bomb

👍👍

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