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#blair is the worst
sunshinebarbie95 · 1 year
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Gossip girl fandom be like “ so the elitist, stuck up, entitled, selfish, misogynistic, narcissistic, woman-hating, slut-shaming bully and the attempted rapist are the best characters in the show but the girl who made mistakes but was still generally nice to people is the absolute worst” 🥴🥴
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blairamok · 3 months
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added 500 words to ch2 please clap 😪 i’m less than 200 away from my minimum. idk why doing ANYTHING AT ALL lately has been so hard. art. writing. whatever. ready for whatever this is to be over with
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sadgirl-111 · 2 years
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How would you describe yourself?
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madmanwonder · 2 months
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Prompt
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Best date vs worst date
Link and Blair
--Best Date--
Link and Blair were at Hyrule Field enjoying a nice relaxing picnic date with the sun high up in the area and the weather was peaceful and serene.
" 'Nya~'That was some good tuna sandwich you made Linky," Blair moaned as she rubbed her full stomach with a catlike smile as she snuggled up the handsome hero of Hyrule.
Link said nothing but smile as he wrapped his slim, muscular arm around the taller slim-but-curvy-figured bakeneko as he looked up at the clouds.
X-xx-X
Worst Date
CLANG! SLASH! CLANG! SLASH! CLANG! SLASH! CLANG! SLASH! CLANG!
The Hero of Hyrule and the Bakenko Witch was fighting a horde of monsters and the Yiga Clan, Link killing one of the Bokoblin with a behead, Blair using her spells to set fire on a female Yiga clan member.
"They guys have the worst timing to ruined out date!" Blair hissed with her eyes glaring at the group of monsters and member of the infamous Yiga clan.
Link nodded as he was real annoyed how they ruined the moment of him acting Blair to be his beloved which he hope will lead to marriage in the hopeful future.
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blairwld · 2 years
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the way that he keeps using shiny jewerly to make her feel better instead of actually be there for her or. you know. apologize for making her life miserable
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redlettermediathings · 10 months
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mybiggmouth · 10 months
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this is actually terrorism what…
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pmatga · 7 months
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recently remembered this post i made like three years ago (jesus. time progression) and i can't believe it's never occurred to me until now how spheria might feel abt it
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terrainofheartfelt · 1 year
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Gossip Girl Appreciation Week | Day 4: A Favorite Quote
A collection of my favorite Unhinged Blair Waldorf non sequiturs:
Philosophy of war? I’m finally home! 3.21 "Ex-Husbands and Wives"
Yours is not to wonder why, yours is to do, or die! 4.06 "Easy J"
Napoleon’s always good for a few zingers. 3.06 "Enough About Eve"
I was just bitch-slapped by Bridget Jones. 5.17 "The Princess Dowry"
The most common of aphrodisiacs: mutual loathing and disdain.  4.08 "Juliet Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
Princeton is a trade school.  2.09 "There Might Be Blood"
And I know how to staple, so stay out of my way, or I’ll use one to attach your tongue to your shoulder blade. 4.13 "Damien Darko"
Geez, Lily, where did you learn how to give a pep talk? Guantanamo? 3.06 "Enough About Eve"
Quite a lot of judgment coming from you, Elizabeth Taylor, you’re about one inappropriate relationship away from the Guinness book! 4.08 "Juliet Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
I’m a big Leaky Hawk fan. 1.17 "Woman on the Verge"
Then what are you, exactly? An eighteen-year-old blonde coincidence? 3.11 "The Treasure of Serena Madre"
Having sex for the first time shouldn’t be part of some competition to beat Muffy the lacrosse-stitute! 2.09 "There Might Be Blood"
Chuck is allergic to education and bettering himself. 4.05 "Goodbye, Columbia"
Once men have tasted caviar, it baffles me how they settle for catfish. 4.03 "The Undergraduates"
A tax fraud setup? They give out girl scout badges for that! 4.05 "Goodbye, Columbia"
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bumblingbee1 · 1 year
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If i can’t unsee this, then no one can
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sunshinebarbie95 · 5 months
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Blair twerps when Blair constantly bullies and tears down other people who did nothing wrong : ☺️❤️✨🥺😍😍🥰 🤩
Blair twerps when Serena breathes : 🤮🤮🥴🤢🤬😡😠
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v11ces · 2 months
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tfw you're playing with your wife's thighs and accidentally karate chop her nuts
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redlettermediathings · 10 months
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songtwo · 4 months
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like it would make sense that the oc was a worse show than gossip girl bc it came first but like why didn’t anyone from gg except blair show any growth and why did everyone have the worst ending unlike the oc where (almost) all of the characters improved a lot and (almost) everyone got a great ending
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spiria · 4 months
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ok i have a confession. i actually kind of like helluva boss and hazbin hotel.
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cavehags · 1 year
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i don't know why straight women watched gossip girl. i mean i understand the sort of gothic horror appeal of chuck and blair's story unfolding if you get a sick thrill from witnessing the worst misogyny of all time. But if you're not attracted to leighton meester (one of the prettiest faces i've ever seen) i just don't see the point.
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