Pyrrha has been a gladiator and a combat warrior for a long time but always avoided being a slave for someone specific. Of course when the Arc family wants to get her for their only son she goes to decline... until she sees Jaune himself and it is instant love and she changes her tune. He is reluctant in owning a slave... but Pyrrha is insistent on this.
Love At First Sight Meme
As long she can remember. She was both gladiator and combat warrior slave who earn fame and infamy for being masterless slave who gone unattached to anyone in specific...
"I am Jaune Arc. As of today, I'm your, uh, first actual and permanent master...." Jaune said in a sheepish tone of voice, looking at her with big bashful grin and wide-eyed blue eyes that stare at her with friendliness and compassion.
...Until the Arc Family bought her for her combat skill in hope of protecting their sole son and perhaps teaching him few combat skills so he would die prematurely. Pyrrha knew of this, but as she look at the blonde man no older than her with blank look on her face but beating heart...
"My name is Pyrrha Nikos. Combat and Gladiator Slave..."
...it was at the moment she had fallen deep in love with the man who will be her first and last master as long she breathes.
Okay, but hear me out; Cards Against Humanity, and the Autobots and Decepticons get introduced to it
Hilarity and horrors ensue, probably
Like, imagine a Decepticon or Autobot who thinks their human friend/prisoner/etc is all nice and stuff...
...then they play Cards Against Humanity. And Megatron decides he'll pick all the cards for every round, so naturally it's all based on his own awful sense of humor, and the human
❝ Uhm, I need to go to the basement, would you move out of the way please? ❞
❝ HOLY SHIT. ❞
❝ He’s like lifting his arms up and it looks like he’s got a huge boner when he lifts his arms up. ❞
❝ YAAA YEET ❞
❝ WHAT. THE. FUCK? ❞
❝ ADUUUUUUUUUUUUDE ❞
❝ Oh hi there. ❞
❝ SORRY! ❞
❝ OH. MY. GOD. ❞
❝ I’m still here and very sad. ❞
❝ Oh my GOD WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM? ❞
❝ WAKE UP BITCH. ❞
❝ What the FUCK? THE PINATA EXPLODED. ❞
❝ BABY? I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR COKE NOW. ❞
❝ Everybody ignore the next 30 seconds. ❞
❝ Do it, this is the secret Narnia closet, DO IT. ❞
❝ Why is it so slow? Holy shit. ❞
❝ I don’t know what’s going on right now. ❞
❝ GET JUKED MOTHERFUCKER. ❞
❝ This is BULLSHIT. ❞
❝ The plan BACKFIRED… ❞
❝ Fucking karma’s a bitch ❞
❝ God damn, I ordered salt on these fries ❞
❝ That’s for later…. ❞
❝ I can’t believe that just happened…. ❞
❝ Bye have a great time. ❞
❝ I don’t know where I am anymore I’m very scared. ❞
❝ Now we run for our fucking life ❞
❝ You think I won’t step on that? ❞
❝ I’m gonna take those glasses and rip them off your face. ❞
❝ Who you calling bitch, BITCH? ❞
❝ You guys ever get that feeling where you just like sober up real fast cause you’re Irish? ❞
❝ I’m GAAAY ❞
❝ You okay? ❞
❝ You alright? ❞
❝ Ugh what am I watching? ❞
❝ What in the WORLD WAS THAT? ❞
❝ Oh my FUCK– ❞
❝ Get fucking wrecked DUDE. ❞
❝ GET AWAY FROM ME. ❞
❝ I’m so sad I’m dead. ❞
❝ What WHAT WHAT? ❞
few years back, i did a series of little expression meme prompts made random to some of my wow roster. it was a fun exercise and something i tackled over the course of the year at my own leisure.
[ FIVE DEATHS ] send for five times our muses almost died together and the one time the sender does. // Stiles 💋
FIVE TIMES Drabble Prompt
Near death experiences were so par for the course that Damon barely even registered them anymore. Every interaction from a werewolf to a new vampire to the monster of the week really counted as near death. Stiles was human and no matter how much he was berated, he continued to get into more trouble than Elena and Jeremy combined.
Unlike Jer? Stiles didn't have the protection of a family ring that brought you back from the dead.
One time, Stiles followed Damon and Stefan to a literal vampire nest. To help. Stefan ended up hanging on by a string and a little bit of doppelganger blood. Stiles almost lost an arm, mainlining Damon's blood in a dirty basement before the elder Salvatore could go clean up everyone's mess. He took out his fear for their lives in a rampage through the house. No one else was left standing.
One time, Damon was drunk off his ass and tasting colors driving home from a rave, date night. He ended up wrapping his '68 around a tree and slurring apologies to an unconscious body. He compelled that memory away.
One time, Stiles went home to Beacon Hills to help his best friend with some trouble, despite Damon nearly compelling him not to go. He was human, how was he supposed to help with werewolf problems??? Damon pouted for three days before following him to California. It was a just in the nick of time situation and Damon vowed to never let Stiles out of his sight again.
One time, Stiles played bait for a certain original, it was the only way the plan was going to work. Even if he didn't actually almost die that time? It sure fucking felt like he was going to. Damon couldn't breathe for twelve hours prior and twelve hours post the event.
One time, Stiles got into a fight in the bathroom at a random bar they were drinking at. The fight was just with another random guy, nothing supernatural about it, but a punch to Stiles' temple dropped him like a light and his head banged off the sink in a gnarly accident. Damon heard the commotion a little too late to intervene, but he murdered the perpetrator in cold blood and fed Stiles' from his wrist to help with the damage.
One time, Damon was the one dying of a wolf bite. The irony of all Stiles friends and favorite people being wolves and this is what has his boyfriend on death's door without a cure. Stiles stayed with him, held his hand, brought him blood that he couldn't keep down, wiped the sweat from his brow... He refused to leave with Damon tried to tell him it was unsafe. That there was nothing he could do. He stayed when Damon started hallucinating. When Damon stopped recognizing him. He didn't run when Damon attacked him. He died saying it wasn't his fault.
“Kill me if you desire. But you can never dirty my soul.”
“Those who know the truth do not necessarily live by it...”
“There's no sense in staying here and getting pummeled!”
“I surrender. I came here because I want to join your cause.”
“You're so strong... You've got power AND beauty… You're just perfect!”
“If you think you're the only one suffering here, you're out of your goddamn mind!”
“Whether a monster or not, it is important to always brush your teeth between meals.”
“Cursing the world, then saving the world… You thought you could do everything by yourself?!”
“There's a limit to how much can be protected. Such a simple concept… but back then, I was incapable of understanding.”
“I'm very, very happy. But… I'm also scared. It's like I have so much happiness, I'm worried it's all going to spill out.”
“Things that are precious, and things that are not. Things that mustn't break, and things that may. Tell me... who has the right to decide such things?”