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islandoforder · 6 days
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there is something so poignant about gorgug meeting a jawbone from a world where he is not a bad kid and mary ann skuttle is, to slowly finding out that alternate gorgug’s only friend is biz, and he carries a whole suitcase around of tinfoil flowers with him every day and doesn’t know how to ask for help or express himself…. like it was very much a joke but also the bad kids helped gorgug out of his shell so much
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emiko-matsui · 1 year
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'i've had my sights on ms. abernant for some time' 'i pull my gun on him' 'what happens to the girls once they get to the AV club?' 'dude, i-' '1, 2, 3, 4, 5 (i shoot off his finger) tell me now' 'i get excited by the-' 'i'm gonna give you 20 seconds and this time i'll blow your head off'
MAYBE riz is a little hot
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smallest-clown · 2 months
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Honestly I respect the bad kids for letting Biz last in the campaign as long as he did. If I was in Adaine’s shoes, the second time he opened his mouth I would’ve beat him with a hammer
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kiwiissocold · 2 months
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This has likely already been discussed, but the aviation club’s gotta have something to do with the broken cloud rider engine??
Like obviously the introduction of the several clubs that Riz joined was there as a bit and to show how much work he signed up for, but also Brennan introduced the silly goofy soil club first, as an easy way to let the players guard down, and slipped in the aviation club right after, to hint at something more ominous
Maybe I’m crazy and this means nothing, but does “another flavor of Riz” happen to sound a bit like how Brennan introduced a certain maniacal pixie?? (Biz Glitterdew)
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misterpseudonym · 4 months
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can’t stop thinking about riz canonically owning a fedora as per the bit…..he’s become the very thing he’d sworn to destroy
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myartdumpster · 4 months
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Fantasy High Character Text Posts 4
Fabien: "he's never beating the babygirl allegations" and it's a fictional man wanted for murder./ who needs therapy when you have murdering every unfortunate bastard who ever wronged you?
Riz: *bottles up emotions* this coping shit's easy
Fig: just found out my entire personality is a trauma response/ my toxic trait is how badly i want to domesticate a racoon
Fig to Kalvaxis: Is that a swarm of locusts in your pants or are your dick and balls heralding the end of days?
Gorgug: yes my feelings are valid but i don't want them
Adaine: I hate when people say that I have to 'get out of my comfort zone' I don't even have a comfort zone. I am literally always uncomfortable
Kristen after Tracker kisses her: wtf do you say after kissing someone? don't forget to like and subscribe
Kalvaxis: my biggest personality flaw is definitely my personality
Gilear: are you mad at me? would you like to be? / he has the looks of a depressed English professor and the soul of a whore.
Aelwyn: but at least im mature enough to admit that fuck you. fuck you fuck you fuck you
Ragh: i am EVIL!!!! no i don't want to join your found family please go away. I'm literally pointing a death laser at you *sobs* stop asking about my dad
Zane: gonna see how hard i can bully the gay little protagonist kid until i get my redemption arc privilege revoked
The Bad Kids to Biz: I used to fantasize about befriending you and making you less fucked up. Though you are a lost cause
The Bad Kids: ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened./ Can't neurodivergent minor our way out of this one, boys
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xplding · 11 months
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i wanna be in a video game too guys (fantasy high memes episode 14)
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biz is a fucking creep, y'all. 0/10.
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and thus the idea for cody was born
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acourtoffeyandfables · 11 months
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*Kill Bill sirens*
I love that Biz got so bad not even Ally/Kristen could handle him
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famderfries · 2 years
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Ok but the scene where The ball shoots Biz's fuckin fingers off??? underrated
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dizzybevvie · 1 year
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"Ok, we're going to go slower this time. I'm gonna give you 20 full seconds to tell me, and this time, I'm gonna blow your fucking head off."
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emiko-matsui · 1 year
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Fantasy High is so great because its essentially a revenge fantasy on every high school incel
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silvershewolf247 · 2 years
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I want newly protective older sister, Aelwyn Abernant, to interact with Adaine's creeper, Biz Glitterdew. I think it would be fun and violent.
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Don't Touch My Sister
TW: Incel-type talk, Biz Glitterdew being himself, just gross talk about women, but it's not condoned. It's actively challenged. Fuck Biz Glitterdew.
If anyone asked, it did not happen, Aelwyn would carry this secret to her grave. But she had just defended her little sister against Biz Glitterdew, because someone needed to put him in his place, and it might as well be her. Biz had come in from school, looking depressed and dishevelled. "What's wrong?" Penelope asked, but Aelwyn just rolled her eyes at her employers? Friends? Mock concern. Biz gestured vaguely towards Aelwyn.
"Your sister," He said, "is a bitch."
"I know." Aelwyn said, biting her lip. "Why?"
"I asked her out, and she- Aelwyn what the hell!" Aelwyn, without thinking, had pinned Biz against the nearest wall by his neck. "Aelwyn!" He tried again, but she held a spell in the one free hand, tossing it dangerously between her fingers.
"If you ever touch my sister, I will kill you." She threatened, letting him go crashing to the floor. "I don't care if you have her consent, I'll fucking kill you."
"I thought you hated your sister?" Dayne, who Aelwyn had almost forgotten about, spoke up. Aelwyn launched the spell she'd been saving at his head, making sure that it didn't actually hit him, just singed the wall in the empty space next to his head.
"Of course, I don't. I don't like her. But I will spend a whole day with her before I see her ruin herself with this thing." A finger-pointing at Biz emphasised her point. Hidden in this was a sentiment that Aelwyn would never say aloud; Her sister was more important than everyone in this room combined, she'd kill them all and then herself to get Adaine out somewhere, to make Adaine know she was literally one of the most important Elves alive currently. Biz took on a horrible smirk.
"Your sister wouldn't tell you if I touched her anyway. You wouldn't know."
"That's right, how could I," Aelwyn walked over, and touched the space next to Dayne's head where her spell had hit, "a magic caster, detect my sister's thoughts? You have bested me there, Biz, I will admit. Do not touch my sister, do not hurt my sister, do not talk to her."
And Aelwyn, not to warn her sister, just to calm her head, walked out of the room and left everyone in her wake.
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margoshansons · 2 years
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Get you a man like Riz Gukgak, who literally pulls out a fucking gun on a Nice GuyTM because he was being creepy around one of his friends.
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