#birdflashenal

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Stardew valley au

Year one-

Dick: so, do you like it here?

Wally: yep!

Roy: and that weird mayor ain't cheating you out of money?

Wally: nope, we're all good

Year 4-

Wally, calling Bruce: hey pop, I need your help.

Bruce, snort: what, Allen and Queen said no to you or something?

Wally: I didn't call them, this problem is something you can fix better than them.

Bruce, concerned: what is it then?

Wally: I need Mayor Lewis to get the fuck out of office here. He sucks at his job, he won't commit to Marnie; which mind you could do so much better than him, he had me get his underwear back which I still need therapy for, and he judging me with my two husbands and his no wife non-committal ass is embellishing our tax dollars to fix nothing, I had too, and no disabilities essentials because it went to a damn gold statue of himself and I was paid hush money for this bullshit, election fraud, asked me for truffle oil for what I would never like to know, and the cherry on top this man will not do anything about the litter and trash all over the damn place here, so Brucie this up and fix this.

Bruce: you got it kiddo, I'll make sure it's taken care of.

Wally: thanks pop! Also come and visit some time soon, I miss all of y'all.

#wally west #birdflash #dick grayson #bruce wayne #roy harper #birdflashenal #stardew valley au #stardew valley #stardew valley lewis #mayor lewis #i hate this man #terrible mayor #the fact the farmer has to do all the work to fix this town #disgusting #wally harbor my anger for this man

[ao3feed-birdflash]

by adhdslugcrimes

In the title lol

Words: 189, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Sluggy's pain and suffering

Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), The Flash (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Dick Grayson, Wally West, Roy Harper

Relationships: Dick Grayson/Roy Harper, Dick Grayson/Roy Harper/Wally West, Dick Grayson/Wally West, Roy Harper/Wally West, Batfamily Members & Dick Grayson, Flashfamily Members & Wally West, arrowfam - Relationship

Additional Tags: Sluggy birdflashenal writeathon, birdflashenal, Prompts needed, Originally Posted on Tumblr

#dick grayson #robin #nightwing #wally west #kid flash #flash #birdflash #dickwally

[allyallyorange]

Happy birthday lovely @uselesseunoia

did this a week ago and have been waiting to show u! Hope ur bday is the greatest ily

#doodle doo #birdflashenal #Wally West #The Flash #dick grayson #nightwing #roy harper #Arsenal #happy birthday u funky lil one #dc #dc comics

[notstars-doors]

workin on some birdflashenal stuff rn cause god knows it doesn’t have enough content but I have no idea when it’s gonna be done or posted but I DO know that it’s gonna be q u a l i t y

#im havin fun with it #is gonna be good #rambles

[sluggishslugcrimes]

Based off this

Wally: first time?

Jon: we're supposed to be okay with it?

Wally: yeah, I forgot my social security number but Dick remembers so easy for me. Comes in handy.

Roy: they do it out of love, it how they show it.

Jon: ... Does Tim does it—

Wally: yes.

#wally west #birdflash #roy harper #birdflashenal #jayroy #jon kent #damijon #batfam #they have all your personal information but out of love #it how they show love #roy doesn't care #wally is actually thankful forgetting his stuff regularly

[sluggishslugcrimes]

Stardew valley au where the fandom made the bachelors and bachelorettes get worried and/or pissed ya farmer almost died in the mines, but it's Dick and Roy pissed retired hero Wally is fighting beasts in the mines and shit.

Dick: how could you be so stupid!?

Roy: you're retired for a reason!

Wally: and I heal quickly, and if Harvey didn't tattled you wouldn't have known, you don't even live here so back off.

Roy: why did you do that!

Wally: I needed materials!

Dick: you have two rich trust fund babies as your husbands! You could have asked.

Wally: I yearn for the mines damnit!

#stardew valley au #dick grayson #wally west #roy harper #birdflash #birdflashenal #wallyroy #dickroy #wallydickroy #WE YEARN FOR THE MINES #Harvey TATTLING #it's okay i love Harvey i forgive him

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Wally: I've decided we all should go to therapy!

Titans: not going to happen.

Wally: okay, let me rephrase this. We're all going to therapy or I'm spilling all the secrets you have and then dripping back into the speed force and you'll have to deal with all the repercussions all by yourselves.

Titans: ... Okay

Wally: wonderful! Vic, your appointment is tomorrow, here's your info card!

Victor: thanks man... You scary, scary man.

Wally: and for you Gar.

Garfield: how did you get our information to set appointments?

Wally: don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to. Don, here's yours.

Donna: Barry should have never let us teach you all this, especially if we knew you were going to use it against us!!

Wally: quit it, I'm doing all of us a favor. Rav and star, you two mostly get time with Canary.

Rachel: I guess that makes sense

Kori: do I really need therapy?

Wally: yes. Garthie, baby you're also with Canary but she has a different program for you so here's your schedule and what you'll need.

Garth: cool!

Wally: and Dick and Roy, my beautiful, beautiful hubbies here's your cards and I'll be taking you there so you can't just jump out of the bathroom window or not go. You two need help. Like a lot.

Dick: ah poo...

Roy: ... If I didn't love you so much I'd throw this at you. Bitch.

Wally: yeah, yeah. Now I'm going to my therapy appointment, fixing these daddy issues.

#dick grayson #wally west #victor stone #garfield logan #donna troy #koriand'r #Rachel roth #garth of shayeris #roy harper #birdflash #birdflashenal #Wally said he had enough they're getting fuckin therapy or else #also me and ao3 bot really be out here fighting for the top in this tag 🤣 #know where you belong ao3 bot!! #i have a problem in the shape of this

[sluggishslugcrimes]

New reporter: so what's your type, Flash?

Wally: I'm married.

NR: so what your type then?

Wally: my husbands.

NR: what do they look like?

Wally: like my husbands.

NR: what would you rate the female heroes out of 10?

Wally: I won't do that.

NR: can't rate them at all?

Wally: nope.

NR: what would you rate your husbands out of 10?

Wally: can't, they broke my scale for how beautiful they are.

At the tower

Roy: god he's a simp.

Dick: but he's our simp. I'm going to cook his favorite meal.

Roy: yep, I'm getting his favorite movie on.

#wally west #birdflash #dick grayson #me I'm wally #i love you wifey #i can't wait to see you #also Wally ain't rating women his mama Iris taught him well #roy harper #birdflashenal #from that TikTok sound

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Dick, grabbing his keys and putting his shoes one:

Wally: where are you going?

Dick: getting lunch or commiting a felony, I'll decide in the car.

Wally: ah, cool. Call me if you need me to dispose of the body.

Dick: obviously, you don't complain as much as Roy.

Roy: in my defense, you made a really big mess for me, another regular ass human, to take care of.

Dick: yeah, yeah. I'm going now.

Roy and Wally: be safe.

#dick grayson #wally west #roy harper #birdflash #birdflashenal #inspired by the golden girls

[sluggishslugcrimes]

That wrist is LIMP y'all like we get it you're married to your three best friends god 🙄

#wally west #birdflash #birdflashenal #flashenal #wallylinda #my three favorite ships with him #I'm getting more #but uh kyle is like little shits to little shit lovers #slowly getting into wallyjay too like that's cute #just mf bi as hell okay that limp wrist says it all #edit: also Hartley is cute with him as well #i just #i just ship him with a lot of people but birdflash/enal is still my tru love so

[sluggishslugcrimes]

BRO I LITERALLY HAVE AN AU ABOUT THIS, IT'S BASICALLY FULL HOUSE LEVELS MAN!!

Wally, Dick, and Roy need a wholesome comic with their cute little babies living the life I designed for them... That's a life of peace, shenanigans, and family issues of the wholesome verity.

DC could hit me up, I can explain in great detail.

#dick grayson #wally west #roy harper #birdflash #birdflashenal #roywally #dickroy #dickwally #roywallydick #I WILL ONE DAY MAKE THIS COMIC IDEA Y'ALL AIN'T PREPARED FOR IT

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Wally: yeah my boyfriend didn't come with the dick dlc so to compensate for lack of he's just a huge dick sometimes.

Dick: we are a t4t gay couple, Wish boy.

Wally: I prefer Ken doll.

Roy: does that mean Ken is trans?

Wally: yes, obviously. Barbie said trans right.

#dick grayson #wally west #birdflash #roy harper #trans wally and Dick #birdflashenal #barbie #using me and Nebby trans jokes

[sluggishslugcrimes]

Dick: momma raised a bitch, let's go kick some ass.

Wally: well my mom raised a bitch, let's not go.

Roy: momma didn't raise me, she abandoned me when I was younger.

Dick: *wheezing*

Wally: oh god...

#dick grayson #wally west #roy harper #birdflashenal #birdflash #i love this meme for no reason

[sluggishslugcrimes]

Wally: I'm a non practicing intellectual.

Roy: I'm going to regret this, but what's that?

Wally: I'm brilliant but I don't want to use my brain as offen as people would prefer, so yes while I have calculated the ricks of the dumb stuff I do, I just simply don't care and continue on my quest to be a silly little guy.

Dick, waist deep in taxes: you mean to tell me, I didn't have to do you're taxes!?

Wally: no you still have to do them.

Dick: why?

Wally: you broke my first chem set I got from my dad, you are in the dog house for that.

Dick: I'll buy you a new one.

Wally: can't replace what Barry got me, unless you want to go back in time.

Dick, gets up: let's go then.

Roy: but you're not done yet...

Dick; it's only Bruce's taxes, he'll be fine with a little bit of tax evasion.

Roy: he pissed you off again?

Dick: he ate my lunch Alfred packed me today when I came to get these forms, I was going to do them a bit wrong anyways.

#dick grayson #wally west #roy harper #birdflash #birdflashenal #wally is brilliant but he's too lazy to be smart all the time #he wants to be a silly little guy who committed war crimes and put a man in a timeloop #the war crime duo and their handler Roy

[sluggishslugcrimes]

In my Stardew valley au Kyle is still a little shit to Wally and vise versa

Just friendly bullying

#wally west #birdflashenal #stardew valley au #wallykyle #they just dog on each other but out of love #kyle rayner #kyle was worried about Wally just moving to a farm but after he saw how related he was he didn't mind it #connor hawke #he's there to keeping his idiots at bay

[sluggishslugcrimes]

Frankinrobin au

Dick: Wally, if I was a zombie would you kill me in the zombie apocalypse?

Wally: ... Babe you are undead, my dad helped your dad bring you back alive... I'd keep you and let you eat other people obviously.

Dick: so can I have your fries?

Wally: hell to the fuck no. Use Bruce credit card.

Roy: I can't eat with you guys...

#dick grayson #wally west #birdflash #roy harper #roydickwally #birdflashenal #frankinrobin au #roy trying to eat and wally reminds him their boyfriend is undead and they have spare parts for him in the freezer #he's trying