#bilbo and hunith would be besties and you can't argue with me on that

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Headcanon that the Dragonlords are like dragons and are naturally nomadic amd return to their "nests" only sporadically, and their whole aesthetic is something between a Hobbit and a Dwarf:

Which is even funnier because imagine this snotty, preppy-ass, Gucci-down-to-the-boots rich bitch seeing a grungy, snarky, hedge-witch-meets-feral-goblin twink wearing more layers than a Winchester and immediately going, "Well, that's husband material right there."

all i am hearing is that merlin is the lovechild of bilbo and thorin

#WHICH HE IS #ya got the snark and expressive face (bilbo) then the steadfast loyalty and showing their love through gifts (thorin) #i'm so sorry that that's where my brain went but i hope it pleases you #but i'm also not sorry because i laughed for like 5 minutes #but yes i def agree with that headcanon #each dragon has had a dragonlord and there is a designated spot for the dragonlord at the nest/cave that the 2 share #but like i feel like this rich snob (arthur) is well within his rights to be enamored by the feral hedge goblin twink #maybe morgana gets a couple laughs out of it because she just knows uther will have a stroke if arthur declared that this scrungy #string bean covered in leaves and soot was his future consort #lmao #bbc merlin #merthur #headcanons #merlin emyrs #arthur pendragon #also now i'm getting a crossover idea for lotr and bbc merlin and this only bc of that lovechild comment #bilbo and hunith would be besties and you can't argue with me on that