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Family Feud, Rhys vs Walker

Wacky Drabble #5:

Shouldn't we report this, and How the heck would we report this.

Some of these are real questions and answers.

Rhys vs Walker, The Family Feud

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Tonight's game is on location in Texas. Your host for Family Feud, Steve Harvey.

Steve Harvey: Thanks Y'all, its great to be in Texas tonight where its The Rhys Family of Cordonia.....Where the sam hell is Cordonia (he laughs), and the Walker Family of Texas.

The audience goes wild for their hometown family.

Steve shuffles to the Rhys family and stands before Liam.

Steve: Welcome to the show Liam, introduce your family.

Liam: I am Liam...King of Cordonia, as you have been so kind to mention to your beautiful audience. Next to me is my wife, my queen, my love of one year, Riley. Beside her is my big brother, Leo. Then, my lovely step mother, Regina and lastly, my longtime, faithful body guard, Bastien.

Steve: You have a body guard? Is someone planning to attack your ass Liam?

Liam: (he chuckles) Just my wife, sir.

Steve: (eyes widen in surprise as the crowd giggles) You're a kinky one I see.

Liam: (nodding in agreement) You have no idea, Mr. Harvey.

Steve: Well, good luck with that Liam.

Steve walks to the other side, positioned before Drake

Steve: Alright, Walker Family, introduce yourselves.

Drake: (mumbles quickly as he points) Drake, Bertrand, Maxwell, Savannah and my mom.

Steve: Woah, slow down there stud (clasping Drake's shoulder), does "my mom" have a name.

Drake: (annoyed) Are we gonna play this damn game or talk about names all night?

Steve: (caught off guard) Okay....let's play. Come on up Liam and Drake.

Liam and Drake shake hands and give one another a friendly nod.

Steve: Alright, top 5 answers are on the board. 100 people were asked, What is something a doctor might pull out of a patient?

Liam's buzzer goes off first.

Liam: A gerbil

The audience laughs hysterically as Steve stands stunned. Riley covers her face in embarrassment.

Steve: Dude?

Liam: I stand by my answer Mr. Harvey.

Steve: I'm assuming you have a story to share?

Liam: Not my story to tell, sir (he eyes Leo who is giving him a throat slashing motion).

Steve: Okay (laughing)....is there a damn gerbil on the board.

(Ding.....5 points)

Liam: I'd like to play sir

Steve: I'm sure you do, but, it's Drake's turn....Drake...something a doctor pulls out of a patient.

Drake: (glaring at Riley) A mother fucking bullet (grabbing at his shoulder).

Steve: Uh, Mr. Walker....You can't say that on TV.

Drake: This is America, I can say whatever the fuck I want....bullet, bullet, bullet... and in case you missed that...bullet.

Steve: (shaking his head) Censors will be earning their money with this guy tonight.....alright....show me bullet!

(Ding....15 points)

Drake: We're playing.

Steve moves from the podium and walks to Bertrand.

Steve: Okay, Bartimus (shakes hands) how are you this evening?

Bertrand: It's Bertrand and very well, thank you.

Steve: My apologies, Bert-trand, name something a doctor pulls out of a patient?

Bertrand: A baby, Steven

Maxwell: (clapping enthusiatically) Good answer, and my brother would know since he usually puts them in there.

Steve: (rubs face) Oh really?...so Berturd is a lady's man huh?

Savannah: No, he's not....can we just play (shoots Liam a wink).

Steve:Yes ma'am....is there a baby up there?

(Ding....25 points)

Maxwell: Whoop whoop....its Maxwell B's turn and I say a doctor would pull a whiskey bottle out, am I right Drake ol buddy (attempts high five).

Biana: (mouth agape) Oh my!

Maxwell: Don't worry Ma Walker, he was drunk when he did it.

Drake: (teeth clenched) Shut.the.fuck.up Maxwell!

Steve: (rubs face) I don't... even.. know what to say right now.

Leo: Just say whiskey bottle from Drake's orifice Steve! Trust me, it was funny as shit!

Drake: Fucking Leo, I'll kill you!

Steve: Okay, this is getting tense, should we report this?...wait...how the heck would we report this?

Liam: Show me whiskey bottle!!

Steve: Liam, man...thats my line.

Liam: My apologies, I was just eager to find out how many other people knew about Drake's drunken magic trick.

Steve: Dear Lord...help these people....is a whiskey bottle up there?

(Beep)

Steve: Alright, thats one strike...Savannah, my dear..name something a doctor would pull out of a patient?

Savannah: (thinking)(thinking more) (thinking even more before licking her lips at Liam)

(Beep)

Riley: What the hell Savannah...We all know you want my man's meat stick, but, try to be a little more discreet about it.

Savannah: You got my life! (She quickly covers her mouth).

Riley: (rolls up sleeves) oh, its on now home slice!

Regina: (whispers to Bastien) I want your dick.

Bastien: (raises hand) may I switch to the Walker side please.

Drake: Hell no traitor, you raised me then chose that side to play on. Your ass stays there!

Steve: SHUT UP!!!!....What the hell man, you all are crazy!

Liam: Mr. Harvey?

Steve; (annoyed) WHAT?!

Liam: I'd like to solve the puzzle?

Steve: What damn puzzle?

Riley: Hold on Steve (palms Liam's dick), he can't think clearly until I rev up his motor.

Leo: Heh Heh sis...I need my motor revved too.

Savannah: I'll do it Leo! Pick me!

Bertrand: Savannah Jane Walker! The only motor you are revving up is Little Bertie and you're slacking in that department my dear.

Biana: Holy Hell! (covers ears)

Steve: We're going to take a break and see if we can....hell I don't even know.

To be continued.....

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