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jadewhisper · 2 years

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WIP tag game

Got tagged by @tiny-smallest Oh No I’m Doomed

Rules: List all your WIP titles, all meaning even the ones that are vague or nonsensical. Tag as many people as there are WIPs

A Hat In Time

Subcon Time Rift: That time rift is a lot different than the other story time rifts. What if. Something else happened there. Like time travel?

Bendy and the Ink Machine

Bendy- Placeholder name: The Ink Demon is having a bad day, and rampaging in the studio

Bendy Anger Issues: Bendy is no longer “the ink demon,” but he still has anger issues. Here’s how he found ways to cope. They might not be the healthiest ways.

Malice Hunting: The studio’s false “Alice Angel” and her many wolf victims.

Undertale

Papyrus and Flowey talk: Post Pacifist, everyone is slowly learning about the resets and Flowey tries to confront Papyrus about how he should hate him for being evil.

Danny Phantom

Danny’s Story: Literally a rewrite fitted to me and my girlfriend’s universe of rps.

HLVRAI

Benrey really wanted a fic: Benrey’s pov starting from the Betrayal, with all my headcanons.

Benrey I’m gonna kick your ass: The same thing from above but starting from the beginning and attempt to be wrangled into “key moments” and not “the entire fucking series.”

Benrey reset the timeline: After the events of hlvrai, SOMEHOW the timeline resets back to the ResCas, giving Benrey the second chance to do better that he was wanting.

The World Ends With You

Take 2- rough draft: I’m gonna be real here, I just lifted the kids from the cast and ran. I wanted to do a thing, these kids had my by the heart strings, I was unable to resist. Fucking tried to convince myself there were enough changes to not be the characters but they are the characters. Basically a superhuman au with a twist.

“Original Series” that’s really just a retextured The Devil is a Part Timer

Asthma attack: Literally decided to give who was literally Urushihara/Lucifer asthma. Because why the fuck not. If I gotta deal with it, so do random favorites of mine.

Awkward binding/Awkward kinship: for some reason I have two files with different names of the exact same thing. Basically Urushihara gets attacked by hunters and is found and cared for by Ashiya/Alciel.

Finding Ru: This retextured/au thing had Urushihara come into the story differently. They still believed he was killed in war, but he was only gravely wounded, and also escaped to the “overworld” earth, and has been living like a homeless teen.

Ru Fights: How Urushihara survives the streets, with a lot of stalking of back alleys, tempting terrible people to attack him so he can rob them instead. Gotta get money for food somehow.

We Met at the Carnival: My gay little soul made Urushihara a boyfriend, a songbird shapeshifter. Like the title suggests, Urushihara meets him at a carnival he snuck into.

Dates: My gay little soul going ham on writing more cute shit between these two.

War Stories: BACKSTORY TIME. What happened during the war against Heaven?

“Another Original Series” this time I stole the Four Swords Links and made them biological quadruplets

Beginning Adventures: The start of these four marching off to take on the world as adventurers, very soon after the death of their parents.

Endless Fear: The boys are trapped in a cursed nightmare from an evil witch. Heavily inspired by rpg maker horror games.

Far Fields and Temple Spiders: One of their earlier adventures, inspired by LOZ boss Gohma. Every adventurer ends up fighting giant spiders at some point, right?

The Dangers of Seperation: Evil Witch tm who became their biggest rival/enemy managed to use magic to fling the boys to far corners of the world, believing they will be easier to fight alone. For the first time, the cannot rely on each other.

Actual original series based around one demon boy named “Jericho”

Finding a Mountain Home: Jericho is a wandering soul, but maybe this lovely mountain is a good place to settle down.

Mountain Spirit: The locals on the mountain don’t know he’s a demon. He’s not going to tell them. They start believing him to be some benevolent spirit. He quite likes that description instead.

What Luck: Backstory time, this poor child’s life SUCKED.

Other random things

Because I apparently need Webber: Basically doing too much work to take Webber from Don’t Starve and make him work into one of many rp worlds I work in with my girlfriend, this one in the Victorina era.

fuck- demon story: Random demon story I... genuinely don’t remember where I was going with. A demon with no physical form is hitch-hiking through bodies across the country for some reason. He was a cat for a while. That’s cool.

why me- deer boy story: I learned about cervitaurs, and wanted one. So I made a little deer centaur. And then went for a pretty generic “magic world is seperated from the real world” and let him wander too far and meet a human boy in the forest. I’m sure this whimsy was going to end up in angst. I always end up in angst before giving it a happy ending.

Dragon story: Someone (me) got too hooked on How To Train Your Dragon. Something of a modern au was happening. Also there was “best friend that drifted apart” because it was gonna be gay.

Dragon story (flip a coin): literally the old best friend’s pov because I couldn’t be stopped and was really trying to write two of the same story at once.

Mitch’s Phone Call: My group of Parkour Dudes has one of their members off world for “work” and they miss him. Time to call him and whine at him to come home already.

Josh’s Story: A really old abandoned wip of my first vampire oc. WOW I can’t believe I still have this thing.

Hunter Drabbles: An old set of drabbles for a family of strange beings literally based on the l4d special infected.

Lu’s Fall: My girlfriend and I have a very old series based around angels and such and THIS would be the day Lucifer Fell, or when he became a fallen angel.

Kinda crossovers

Misha and Ru: Misha is a boy from my “Reincarnates” series, which really isn’t a series because I’ve never written a piece that wasn’t an rp with them. Huh. Well he’s having a Bad Day, and he meets Urushihara (because try and stop me from being a fucking self indulgent fool) and they end up making friends.

You’re still my friend: The justice system of Heaven came for the group of the demons of the part timer series. Misha sneaks into jail (he lives in heaven, which is another world) to speak to Urushihara.

So there we go. uhhhhhhhhh that’s. A lot. And some of them are as old as 2012. Send help.

This also doesn’t include lists of basic ideas written down for other story ideas, or any ideas rattling around in my head. These are just the wips that have been started. And. left. to sit. Don’t look at me and my shame.

You’re nuts if you think I’m tagging anyone. Do this if you want to drag yourself in front of everyone. It was pretty crazy to unearth some old ones, if I’m honest. Every time I thought I found them all, there was another folder kicking around.

#tag meme #writing things #someone save me

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mxartcat · 4 years

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MMMMMMMMMMM

Beetlejuice HLVRAI AU!!!!!!

Bubby and Coomer are newlyweds who recently retired to their dream home in the countryside away from annoying people who pester them about their domestic lives. They kinda wanted a kid at some point but they fear they’re too old at this point… and dangerous because they be rowdy.

Speaking of rowdy, their happy home life comes to an abrupt end when a playful scuffle in the old house turns deadly. A tumble down the broken stairs paired with uncontrollable pyrokenisis when startled burns the house down with them inside.

They “wake up” quite a while later with pained groans as they dust themselves off, thinking they just woke up from being knocked out. A regular occurrence. But this time something is wrong. Their home looks the same… yet completely different. Like someone came in while they were out and teeter all their stuff out and replaced it with cheesy white southern suburban mom decor.

Enter Deborah Freeman and her son Gordon Freeman and his son Joshua Freeman. Debby bought the land with the money she got from her late husband’s death and paid for the house to be rebuilt and restored. Her 27 year old son and his son has recently moved in following a terrible divorce from a rather abusive jerk and being fired from his dream job because of a work related accident. Tack on the recent death of his father and being forced to live with his controlling mother again and that leaves poor Gordon severely depressed.

Bubby is the first to try and fight the strange woman in his house. But upon realizing he can’t touch them and Coomer pointing out the more obvious changes… they come to the realization that they’re dead with a dawning dread.

They watch this annoying woman stomp through their home and go through their old things with her clearly not all there son for a few days with growing rage, the kid is okay and kinda cute but the bitch and the guy need to GO

In comes a new player in this fucked up game, an antagonistic demon that promises them help with their endeavor… for a simple price. They have to help him get one of these breathers to say his name.

Antics ensue with increasing hilarity and annoyance from all parties.

The three of them almost give up… when one day the crazy bitch leaves for the day with the kid to go shopping and Gordon is left alone at the house. He can finally let out a sigh he’s been holding for weeks now, deflating a little as he sits in the living room starring at his hands for a while.

Bubby drapés himself dramatically over an armchair as he loudly complains about the situation, sits in another chair across from him equally as frustrated but not as vocal. Benrey is busy messing with a few curls of Gordon’s hair, confident this adorable breather can’t see any of them like most can’t.

A knock at the door has Gordon slowly getting to his feet to answer it, inviting in his friends Tommy and his bf Darnold. They all get seated in the livingroom with hot cups of tea, unknowingly booting the angry dead gays from their seats, but this is when the three specters get the shock of their unlives.

Gordon is venting to his friends about the past couple weeks. And the main reason he hasn’t been improving any mentally is not only because of his mother, but he fears he’s going insane. He vividly describes Bubby, Coomer, and Benrey to his friends and even seems to glance at them as he does.

He can see them. And he’s been able to see them for some time. But because they are constantly antagonizing and haunting him to get him to leave… he believes they’re figments of his imagination. A form of creeping psychosis or something.

His friends can’t do much to comfort him but they try until they have to go. Alone again Benrey is the first to slide up to Gordon with that shit eating grin of his and speaks to him for the first time. Of course Gordon tries to actively ignore him, but when Coomer and Bubby join in he finally snaps and tells them to fuck off while curling up on the floor to try and shut them out.

It works for a while. Starting the next day tho the tactics change a little from trying to drive Gordon and his family insane or out or something to… talking. It starts with Coomer. Gordon has to clean out the basement and finds some of the salvaged boxing gear. The dead old coot starts reminiscing to himself about the good old days, but is surprised to see Gordon listing. He even speaks to Coomer for the first time, asking more about it all. They bond a little over that and Bubby gets dragged in when he comes to see why Coomer is shouting and sounding like he’s in a fight. He’s just very animated when retelling old tales of the ring and the shit he and Bubby would get up to in their glory days.

From then on, when he’s alone, Gordon would happily chat with Bubby and Coomer, the three of them becoming more and more friendly… while he actively goes out of his way to ignore Benrey and his weird and creepy advances and hurtful teasing to the point the demon is sure Gordon can’t actually see him like he thought he could.

So, Benrey do what Benrey do and he goes to mope on the roof, killing crows and pigeons with his freaky demon powers as he hums an annoyed and sad tune. He’s sure the curse will never be lifted now…

But, what he doesn’t know is that uhhhh… while he was up here having his own little potty party, the tension in the house has gotten a lot thicker between Gordon and his mom. Thank god Joshua is deaf and likes to play in his room more often than not because dear god does that woman tear into Gordon for every little thing. What set her off? Gordon was too scared to ask but he was left shaking by the time she calmed down enough to hiss out a single threat and leave.

Probably has something to do with Gordon being “lazy” and “unmanly” and all that toxic shit because he is currently unemployed and too depressed right now to do much of anything lately. No job, can’t act like a maid and clean the house the way she likes, talks too much, doesn’t talk enough, his long hair looks unkempt, and no wonder why his ex acted the way they did with a layabout washout like him…

“I’m surprised [redacted] didn’t do worse.”

Fucking caused his arm to get amputated.

Yknow, abusive mom shit.

So after a heavy cry and when he’s in that weird numb phase, he heads up to the roof. To get some fresh air, to be alone, to fee at one with the night sky and the breeze… to contemplate just stepping of the roof and ending the suffering once and for all…

Gordon lets out a frustrated groan, the bubbling irritation cutting through his fog as he hears Benrey loudly rant about his plight.

“Shut the hell up, man! We’ve all got problems, you’re not special.”

“Huh-wha? You can- you see- you can see me?”

“See you, hear you, want to fucking deck you in the goddamn face for messing with me…”

-LOUD GASP-

“A FRIEND!”

“No-“

Fuckin musical number here

Bubby and Coomer have been looking for Gordon ever since things have calmed down, they were looking after the bab during the fight, but now the angry old ghosts are concerned old ghosts.

Hell yeah gordon reluctantly agrees to marry the demon if he can fuckin off or scare his mom shitless or something. But only as a last resort because apparently the two old ghosts aren’t as useless as they once thought.

The deus ex machina of the story is Tommy believing Gordon because he’s secretly into the paranormal stuff plus his dad isn’t human so he kinda crashes the “wedding” with his dad who basically spritzes Benrey with a squeeze bottle of holy water like he’s a fucking cat.

“This is a slow burn fic… not marriage at first sight…”

All in all, in the end Gordon’s mom dies of natural causes and he gets the house and apparently a heafty inheritance from his dad his mom was hiding from him so he lives happily ever after in the mini mansion sized house with his son, his two gay roommates who are slowly restoring their home, and a demon who is certain they are at the very least dating if not engaged.

Gordon doesn’t deny it but he won’t confirm it either.

#cat mews #hlvrai #hlvrai beetlejuice au #beetlejuice #beetlejuice au #frenrey #soda bois #boomer #-VIBRATES-#long post #fic idea?#cw amputation #cw abuse #cw suicide

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