Ben from epithet erased is KenBENough
Ben from Epithet Erased is KBenough!
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don't you know? sun's' setting fast.
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Crusher can make cereal provided it comes in a box.
Spike wants to fight a goose who stole her lunch.
Molly’s the most normal of Giovanni’s minions.
There’s Car Crash, Dark Star, Flame Thrower and Ben. Ben hasn’t earned a minion name yet.
Hmm… ok… so I’m up against boxed-cereal and a stolen lunchbox! And a beaten up goose I guess… that could be cooked somehow…
…it’s really seeming like Molly ended up as the common sense of the group. At least ‘Bear Trap’ makes sense with her motif. How does “Car Crash” fit a minion!? It just sounds like he crashed a car!
Like, Crusher sounds cool, like yeah crush things! And Spike is like dangerous, spiky! And Flame Thrower?? Dark Star?? Like those are intimidating. But Car Crash just doesn’t have the same power behind it. Sounds like a walking disaster.
Eh. At least it isn’t just Ben.
Heh. Ben. Even Molly got a minion name. I’d laugh if I wasn’t trying to get one too! Once er, if I get one, then I can pity poor Ben. Maybe. Probably not. Definitely not, I’ll be laughing. Like a bad guy!
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Lorelai should go through her redemption arc so that we can see her as a minion and therefore be become besties with the other minions, refill her social battery and figure out how to socialize again with em, SO she can then become the Dungeon Master she's destined to be in the friendgroup's DND sessions every month
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Yoomtah and Car Crash - whose the worse driver?
So this is my thought process. And so I have to say yoomtah
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Vincent Murder: here's how it's gonna go; ME AND THE BOYS ARE GONNA MESS YOU UP
Car Crash: I rolled a one
Ben: I rolled a one
Vincent: FUCK
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Rick: Takes massive sip of Giovanni's hot pink bong "This... Doesn't taste cough.. very good.."
All the boys are staring at him in horror
Ben: "I think he drank the bong water."
Giovanni: "NO SHIT BEN. I SAW HIM DRINK THE BONG WATER"
Rick is dying now.
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