#before he became a bitch

[lollytea]

You literally CANNOT make a toh tlt au because there is no way you can get everything to make sense. The two universes just do not cooperate. BUT Willow and Gus would make such a good cav and necro duo

#need more platonic loved stories that are doomed by the narrative #will both of them survive? whos to say... #i think amity would be in harrow's position. the one most desperate to become a lyctor. mirrors her s1 motivation to join the EC #also luz is her completely unqualified cav #like in the grom ep where she volunteered to be her knight #same energy #john is....yknow. peepaw himself. #eda would be one of his lyctors #shes so pyrah adjacent #raine's soul is still alive in her somewhere #she refuses to fully consume them. thats why her powers are weakened. its a curse but she wont fix it #john is....yknow. peepaw. #hunter is the resurrected corpse of his brother caleb #who died before pip wiped out all life in the universe #but caleb got really annoying and shitty (in pip's opinion) after he started dating girls in his teens #so pip keeps his new body permanently frozen at sixteen years old #before he became a bitch #hunter is incapable of physically or mentally maturing #hes just been a scared moody kid for thousands of years #when pip recruited amity for lyctorhood he was like ''look hunter a little playmate for you'' #but they keep trying to kill each other with hammers #luz as kiriona....like the w&d luz in the belos outfit ooooooh #papa titan is alecto #dead but also not dead #and if he wakes up its fucking OVER for everyone #none of you know what the fuck im talking about sorry #i think king would be the soul of pluto put into the body of a small child or something idk

[wonder-worker]

I've been thinking about the tragedy of Elizabeth Woodville living to see the death of her family name.

I don't mean her family with her husband, which lived on through her daughter and grandson. I mean her own.

Her sisters died, one by one, many of them after 1485. When Elizabeth died, only Katherine was left, and she would die before the turn of the century as well.

All her brothers died, too. Lewis died in childhood. John was executed. Anthony was murdered. Lionel died suddenly in the peak of Richard's reign, unable to see his niece become queen. Edward perished at war. Richard died in grieving peace. For all the violence and judgement the family endured, it was "an accident of biology" that ended their line: none of the brothers left heirs, and the Woodville name was extinguished. We know the family was aware of this. We know they mourned it, too:

“Buy a bell to be a tenor at Grafton to the bells now there, for a remembrance of the last of my blood.”

Elizabeth lived through the deposition and death of her young sons, and lived to see the end of her own family name. It must have been such a haunting loss, on both sides.

#(the quote is by Richard Woodville in his deathbed will; he was the last of the Woodville brothers to die) #elizabeth woodville #woodvilles #my post #to be clear I am not arguing that the death of an English gentry family name is some kind of giant tragedy (it absolutely the fuck is not) #I'm trying to put it into perspective with regards to what Elizabeth may have felt because we know her family DID feel this way #writing this kinda reminded me of how I am just not fond at all about the way Elizabeth's experiences in 1483-85 are written about #and the way lots so many of the unprecedentedly horrifying aspects are overlooked or treated so casually: #the seizure and murder of two MINOR sons and the illegal execution of another; #her sheer vulnerability in every way compared to all her queenly predecessors; how she was harassed by 'dire threats' for months; #how she had 5 very young daughters with her to look after at the time (Bridget and Katherine were literally 3 and 4 years old); #how unprecedented Richard's treatment of her was: EW was the first queen of england to be officially declared an adulteress; #and the first and ONLY queen to be officially accused of witchcraft #(Joan of Navarre was accused of her treason; she was never explicitly accused of witchcraft on an official level like EW was) #the first crowned queen of england to have her marriage annulled; and the first queen to have her children officially bastardized #what former queens endured through rumors* were turned into horrifying realities for her. #(I'm not trying to downplay the nightmare of that but this was fundamentally on a different level altogether) #nor did Elizabeth get a trial or appeal to the church. like I cannot emphasize this enough: this was not normal for queens #and not normal for depositions. ultimately what Richard did *was* unprecedented #and of course let's not forget that Elizabeth had literally just been unexpectedly widowed like 20 days before everything happened #I really don't feel like any of this is emphasized as much as it should be? #apart from the horrifying death of her sons - but most modern books never call it murder they just write that they 'disappeared' #and emphasize that ACTUALLY we don't know what happened to them (this includes Arlene Okerlund) #rather than allowing her to have that grief (at the very least) #more time is spent dealing with accusations that she was a heartless bitch or inconsistent intriguer for making a deal with Richard instead #it also feels like a waste because there's a lot that can be analyzed about queenship and R3's usurpation if this is ever explored properly #anyway - it's kinda sad that even after Henry won and her daughter became queen EW didn't really get a break #her family kept dying one by one and the Woodville name was extinguished. and she lived to see it #it's kinda heartbreaking - it was such a dramatic rise and such a slow haunting fall #makes for a great story tho

[kideternity]

They don’t even know that it’s canon Max like right before he became Electro met Magneto and literally told him to his face that he should go fuck himself

#max dillon #electro #spider man #spiderman #marvel #dinu yells into the void #dinu yells in the void #btw when i say right before he became electro i mean before be donned the identity #he had his lightning powers when he met magneto #that entire issue is literally one of the most nauseatingly funny things ive read in spiderman #magneto knows Max isnt a mutant and yet asks him anyways if he wants to join the brotherhood. Max basically tells him to kill himself #in response. They have like a bitch off. Max accidentally almost killed Pietro. whose here with Wanda for some fucking reason #its like overall a pretty good origin add on imo but the magneto thing just drives me into hysterics every time

[bishonenspit]

every time people fundamentally misunderstand the patalliro characters i lose years off my life

#bii talk tag #this isn't about anything specific dw im just thinking in general #the amount of bad takes ive seen in my time here.... augh #mostly abt The Mawaich obviously ppl just don't GET HIM... like obviously i consider myself the CEO of him but actually #the one thing ppl get wrong imo is that he was softened and lost his bad assery later in the manga which i DISAGREE WITH #at no point in maraich's life did he CHOOSE to be trained as an assassin and do what he does that's like key lore #he was raised by larken and trained as an assassin since he was a child he didn't really WANT to do any of that business #and even post figaro he still shows up and participates in major plots more than ban does!!! tbh!!! #just bc he had a kid and started doing housework doesn't mean he became useless that's literally the opposite #and even before having figaro ppl say he got softened GOD FORBID!!! like u know!!! and he's STILL doin shit!! whatever man #i hate it fr he's not a weak character for living comfortably he's still capable you guys are just haters 🫵‼️ #also any time ppl call patalliro annoying i get annoyed bitch it's his show don't watch it if you're not here for him #also ppl give ban way too much credit he is Stupid #anyways im just Thinking

[bigboysteveharrington]

I got distracted working on part of a chapter later than the one I still need to finish and post and

Mike: Everyone’s afraid of Hopper, right?

Will, whose previous father figure was Lonnie and whose first memory of Hopper is him carrying him out of the Upside Down: 🤨

#I can't put Will or El or Jonathan's thoughts on this scene until I get there in the so far unposted fic in the same universe as The Things #in Life That I Can't Find but I *can* make a post making it clear that Will is internally like bitch wtf??? because he hasn't witnessed #Hopper intentionally being ominous to Mike and to Will Hopper was already becoming a dad figure before Hopper and Joyce even got together #Because he didn't even know Hopper when Hopper didn't give up on helping Joyce finding him even after his fake dead body washed up #And Hopper went into the Upside Down back when no one had ever come back out alive to get him and carried him out #And Hopper came along to the check ups Will had to have at Hawkins Lab and Hopper was already there for him more and doing more as a father #figure than Lonnie ever did even before they suddenly became a 5 person Hopper-Byers family unit so Will is one of the only ones that #didn't start off petrified of Hopper before they realized that he was on their side and he's seen the way that El is the boss out of Hopper #and El a lot of the time and he's seen the way that Hopper goes along with whatever Joyce wants 99.9% of the time even if they do bicker in #a more lighthearted way that never has Will hiding in Jonathan's room with loud music on to get away from it so he's like yeah Hopper's #big but he's just Hopper??? He's tough in a good at protecting us way but he gives in all the time to what people he cares about want and #he goes out of the way to do things for people regularly??? #Plus Joyce never looks scared of him and she's happier when he's around and Jonathan and Joyce and El all trust him so Will fully trusts #him and likes having him around too #Oops I didn't mean to go on such a long ramble in the tags but I have a lot of thoughts on that family dynamic #Hence the turning the fic into a series so that I can have a fic that focuses on their dynamics #Mine

[fandomshmandom69]

So we know that Benji and Liam had a relationship before. Matt was interested in Benji when they were studying.

At that time did anyone else have their eye on Benji and do you think anyone else would have had their eye on Matt?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I wanna say no? But we haven’t really talked about any background characters other than Liam and Creator.

And ngl I think it would be funny if before Creator and Liam were a thing Creator was kinda like 👀 at Matt. Esp if it was at a point where there wasn’t any established romance atm. Cause if creator had tried to rizz up Matt in front of Benji, and Benji just passive aggressively being like

“oh, he’s not interested.”

Creator gives him a look and is like, “how do you know?”

“Cause he’s not looking for that kind of thing right now.”

“Again, how do you know that?”

“I mean, he doesn’t look very interested right now, does he?”

And Matts just sitting there zoning out 💀

#benji would have a smug ass little grin the whole time lmao #that would be funny though if there were others that were interested in either of them like in the background #and both before and after they became a thing #would make faces at people they caught looking at the other #like ‘back of bitch’ #he don’t want YOu- #benji #matt

[hauntingblue]

Oden is winning the bad bitch competition jesus

#so the prophecy was from before oden was killed... so he sacrificed himself for it too... #TURN THAT SONG UPPP!!!!! #WHAT HAPPENED??? also kiku is like 'why am i the only one here serving cunt' and she wojld be right.... #luffy got socks and new sandals omg.... and a new sword.... #zoro almost killing sanji with enma aldhakdjsksjskqj sanji said put on the armor 😉 and the sword became homophobic #wanda still has namis clothes on... oh its serious.... #otsuru omg.... queen.... and she also knows kinemon is there.. the drama the angst #this episode is just edging.... why do i know that something happened at the end of the episode.... enough..... #talking tag #watching one piece #episide 959 #NOT THE SUNNY!!! THE PEOPLE FROM OKOBORE BURNT ALIVE???? NOOOOO #me wondering why oden has such a short skirt and then they hide their wives from him when he enters the city ajdjsksk yeah.... #omg oden pantyshot.... i keep getting fed this season..... #why the new ad breaks with luffy ace and sabo omg..... dont.... #i love this bit about old people with black hair having blonde hair when they were young... #tsuru stripping kinemon of his clothes akdhakdhak #why is oden such a menace lmao jotaro kinda man..... he changed the course of a river 💀💀 #hes got a harem???? consensual and everything wow... first poly man in wano lmaooo #oden sama you have to stop... your drip too hard.... your swag too different... your bitches too bad... oden sama they will kill you #making oden on top of someones cremation is too much they should kill him for that i agree also wdym he is 18.... this is a grown man #that was fun but wtf is oden.... what kinda creature #episode 960 #kinemon and otsuru hug??? damn why are all the men blushing sndjks i wanna say he is cool but i can't... internalized homophobia... #this is so funny they hugged to fight the gay for oden allegations bc why after all that kinemon is on his hands and knees crying about how #he would die for him????? gay as hell #orochi was a servant for yasuie???? damn... #oden receuiting his band of simps.... #episode 961

[pegging-satan]

“Edward Nashton is a chronically online silly goofy little streamer guy” and “Edward Nashton is a very damaged and nuanced character who is the outcome of several years of neglect, abuse and lack of justice and corruption who believed that his terrible fate was his own fault before he realised that it wasn’t and as a result became filled with such visceral rage for his lost childhood and innocence that he decided to take matters into his own hands and avenge his childhood because he recognised that no one should go through what he went through in a system that failed him and his peers continuously” are two facts that can and should coexist

#I mean it’s fun to think of him as this silly incel streamer who gets no bitches and yk everyone should have fun with that cos it’s fun yk #but at the same time yk the reason he is the way he is how society failed him etc etc are important parts of his character like the reason #he became this way ya know. I mean it’s a comic book movie it’s ok to not want to take it seriously #I’m just saying. cos people are being like it’s all serious bla bla bla #and yeah it is the whole damn movie is serious can we just take a minute to just have fun with it before you go back to your angst #.txt #the riddler #edward nashton

[sketchyandsketches]

A young Meissa, first time holding the sun (he is pondering the orb)

#meissa my boo boo #he's a bitch just so I said it #young meissa had muscles #that was before he became a diva on main and became elegant #not even wearing a suncrown and gold #actually nto wearing anything at all #digital art #illustration #art #oc art #oc art dump

[pumpkinsouppe]

Thinking about furuba again and truly the best character development ever is turning Yuki from a repressed popular guy into a devious bitch

#I did not like Yuki before his character development and afterward he became like one of my all time favorite characters #i think about the scene where he pretends to throw machi’s keys out the window all the time #the power of befriending another devious bitch (kakeru) #god I love furuba that and FMAB have been like constant brain rot for me since 2014 #furuba

[the-scungles-of-crungles]

This is "The Doctor", a resident of the nightmare realm, who has been there long enough to have been almost completely corrupted. His face is normally just a pitch black void hole but sometimes you can see eyes and/or teeth in there

He wants to help people, but he's almost completely lost his mind, and can sometimes act a bit... Feral.

Surprisingly, the nightmare realm's usual effect of making people lose every memory of their life before they ended up here, hasn't managed to take away his medical knowledge. He's still very smart, despite everything.

Unfortunately he seems to scare off most people who he would otherwise have helped...

#my art #Ok okkkk so this guy is from the world in my mind I live in parallel to reality #But I wanna make some of the guys from there into ocs too because they're neat #Love this guy. He's kidnapped me several times (LMAO ok there's context but I'd have to write a damn novel to explain that) #Oh and the nightmare realm isn't the world in my mind. Well it's a dimension in a multiverse I travel in there #But uhhhhh I spend basically all my time in the nightmare realm now bcause I like the vibes #But before that... I just spent time with various video game characters #Asriel from undertale became a scientist that created dimensional portals. And we kinda found the nightmare realm on accident #We don't talk much anymore but y'know. Every once in a while I'll visit #Last time though he had been forced into working for an evil agency that was trying to harness my demi-god like powers #Because in the universe in my mind I'm a shape-shifting horror that cannot truly die (I respawn) #I actually nerfed my own powers in-universe because I hadn't been to responsible with them in the past #Well I gave the ability to regulate my powers to a sort of evil-ish counterpart of myself (void) #And then we made a deal to cut eachother's power down to a reasonable level #And now neither of us can re-acquire that dangerous level of power #Uhhh. Isn't that kinda how the things in harry potter work? A vessel with a chunk of your power in it? Idk #Anywayy_yyyys #Void decided to do some trickster shit and tried to absorb me for my power and become a god recently. #So I was like ''ok no more chances bitch'' and finally reduced her to a basically mortal form and banished her #To some random dimension I probably won't ever go to. #(She's been a problem for yeeeeaaaarrrrsss but we were occasionally chill so I didn't wanna do it but y'know.) #We even kinda accidentally had a magic-baby??? Sorta? There's no better way to explain that one but yeah idk where that chick ran off to #Y'know I refer to void as she mostly but she's kinda just whatever she wants to be in the moment. Fucking chaos incarcerate #Her original job was absorbing forgotten ideas. Characters or concepts or entire worlds fogotten by my mind #Woukd become part of her #UUhhhhhhhhhhhhhm. #Oh and void was in charge of the evil organization that wanted to harness my power. #She had possessed the leader of some government scientist lab thing. #And. Well. Yeah. #Congrats to anyone who reads all this and I'm sorry for the brief glimpse into complete derangement

[isekai-ed]

didn't think I'd end up liking roman lol

#shocking revelation honestly #maybe bc he knows he's a bitch and doesn't hide it? #like kendall and shiv think they're better than they actually are for different reasons #yeah roman has the spine of a lalang when it comes to logan but out of the 4. he became a bit more competent than he was before #he was unbearable in s1. doubt my opinion will change if i rewatched s1 #succession #it's not out of pity for the abuse he experienced. honestly don't care about who had it worse at this point. i just want the juiciest drama

[andthebeanstalk]

HUMAN SACRIFICE WAS NOT A PART OF THE ROMAN RELIGION OCTAVIAN WTF

Video transcript:

"I have been learning about Roman history in some form or another since I was literally a child and I--I cannot [sputters for a couple seconds]

Augustus! Octavian Octavius Gaius Caesar. Mister Caesar. Augustus. Mister Augustus... sacrificed 100 Roman citizens.

Romans!!! sacrificed!!! Sometime-- before the-- some time before the Battle of Actium, and I can't-- that's-- that's not a fucking thing! I've never heard of that ever happening before and the guy who made the video I was watching said that that was not a fucking thing that people did.

And I cannot believe that after like 20 years of learning about Rome, I'm still learning stuff about Octavius Caesar that makes me go, WHAT! WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT THE FUCK OCTAVIAN?! Wha-- WHY?! OH MY GOD"

Image description: a video of the original poster, a chubby white transmasculine person in their 20s with short hair and glasses, filming himself while standing in his bathroom and speaking to the camera in a very animated way.

#original #overly sarcastic productions #is the name of the youtube channel i learned this on. they make good content! #roman history #human sacrifice #scopophobia #ancient rome #roman republic #roman empire #Augustus Caesar #octavian caesar #octavius caesar #the battle of actium is where octavius destroyed antony and cleopatra's army. which was shortly before he became a god king #like Rome is a brutal Empire but what makes this so wild is that this would have been PR suicide even in pre internet era days but #not if you are octavius caesar. the scariest bitch to ever live. again the violence is not surprising it is the fact that this was #NOT A RELIGION THAT INVOLVED HUMAN SACRIFICE OUTSIDE OF MYTHS SO IT WOULD BE LIKE IF KING HENRY VIII JUST #SACRIFICED 100 POLITICAL RIVALS TO GOD ONE DAY. LIKE SLAUGHTERED ON AN ALTAR #AND YOU ARE JUST HEARING ABOUT IT NOW AFTER LEARNING ENGLISH HISTORY YOUR WHOLE LIFE. LIKE WHAT. HOW. #this is so irrelevant to octavius' massive influence on history that it literally wasn't! even! a footnote! in any of the textbooks I read! #obsessed that a person could make so much history that MASS HUMAN SACRIFICE is not even mentioned 99% of the time. terrifying! fascinating! #transcript #image description

[underscore-jude]

will never not be angry about how they treated brody

#he became a villain of the season for... being a sex worker??? #like yes lying to rachel was bad #but does that mean finn needed to physically assault him?? #no bitch like he was doing what he needed to do stfu #and after all of that they TOOK AWAY HIS EL TANGO DE ROXANNE NUMBER #and finn's one to talk #mr 19 y/o kissed his 34 y/o former hs guidance counselor a week before her wedding WHILE SHE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANIC ATTACK #glee #jude is talking

[sovamurka]

The more I read Exlibrium, the more I hate the Bookwizard Circle... 

#especially the Leska family. those bitches committed literal crimes against humanity. #Tamara was not kidding when she called her parents fascistic assholes #she and her sister Varvara are the only ones who were able to break the cycle #EVEN THOUGH Varvara was one of the human heads of the Circle (and she liked to experiment on sentient shadows) #she got better of course (mostly because of her little sister) but lets just say that she was as creepily cruel as her parents once #but speaking of the Circle itself... #just... how many lives they ruined? #they abused Angelina and Nightingale to the point they were so traumatized that they decided to set the events of Exlibrium in motion #which resulted in so many problems (basically the Circle created its own monster) #the Circle also did something very fucked up before that - with Kai and Kira. #NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT THE ORIGIN OF CIRCLE ITSELF IS JUST AS HORRIBLE. #the most recent fucked up thing the Circle did (Leska family specifically) was Sasha and Inga situation #Leskas experimented on them. they blamed them for not being what they wanted them to be. #Inga was considered a failure but a failure that could be potentially experimented and abused on again. #Sasha was 'an almost success' and for that they broke him to the point he wanted to kill himself. #this was the reason he did what he did in 'Salt in the wound' arc (which is the cause of so many deaths and present events) #HE BECAME THE SOCIAL PARIAH. EVERYONE HATED HIM SO MUCH. #except for Inga of course because unlike everyone else she knew exactly how much he was traumatized. because she was there to witness it.

[freebooter4ever]

wait is that true about hey jude????? must google after work o.O

#journal shit #also side note growing up in a dysfunctional family has some perks #like realizing that MORE parental figures/ adults in a kids life is usually a good thing #i dunno teds ooc ish jealousy of the step father figure surprised me #it never even would have occurred to me #i had one step father that i loved and a step grandfather who basically became my grandfather #and my dad dated a really nice woman named sarah before he married the Rich Blonde Bitch #my mothers abuse was made infinitely more tolerable with david around #we were kids moms word was law but if david was there and also giving off cues that moms reactions to things were unhinged #it broke her control over us a little #she also hurled abuse at david too i never understood why he stayed with her #i guess what im saying is if a kids whole world is one person #that persons view becomes the kids world #and if the person is not so great... shit gets scary fast #ehhh what do i know #but i do know if i ever manage to be financially independent enough to support having kids #i am going to make sure my kids have an extremely strong support system of adults that are not just me :(