#be patient dude

[http-sawposting]

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and he has come to absolve you of your sins, the sacrificial lamb weeps for it knows it’s fate is sealed

#alexa. play pyramid song by radiohead #adam stanheight #adam faulkner stanheight #saw #saw 2004 #saw movies #saw franchise #saw fanart #adam stanheight fanart #elijah art #for the love of god. please click for better quality!! #something something the biblical symbolism behind saw 2004 #adam rising from the tub / baptism symbolism #adam needing to die so Lawrence can be ‘saved’ #so Lawrence can fully understand the gravity of death and what his patients are feeling when he tells them they are terminal #adam saving Lawrence and still having to die #John playing god #his name is fucking adam dude #it all starts with adam #fuck man #I MIGHT be insane. #it’s the ex-catholic in me

[clementine221b]

oh i LOVE the montage of house entering princeton plainsboro with his flame cane and wilson.

they really do just save lives and serve cvnt

s3 e21

#what even is this show #dudes what about the patient with leukemia #house md #hilson #james wilson #gregory house #hate crimes md

[spicyclematis]

weekend with namjoon (14/?)

#anw dude serving so many good looks here #namjoon #bts #btsgif #btsedit #bangtan #cyphernet #userdimple #raplineuser #usersky #annietrack #mygifs #intro: persona #the fact that the mv hasn't reached 100 million views despite a lot if streaming parties from his fans #tell everything about the fandom's favoritism✨ #i switched from smoke sprite to this because i am not patient enough to deal with the dark background lol #and yeah i also haven't giffed anything from this mv

[inkskinned]

it takes a really long time to unlearn but there's no such thing as "cheating" or "half-assing" being a person. if you need to leave the cabinet doors open, leave them open. microwave your tea. sit down in the shower. buy the eggmaker. use your phone to calculate tip.

it's mostly fake posterity rules. who cares if you microwave your dinners. who cares if you use instant coffee. who cares if you stop watching the show that got boring. we all have a different set of skills and a different life and taking care of yourself is fucking hard.

at the end of your life there will be no final scoreboard. nobody is going to judge you because you brushed your teeth in the shower. there will be no final count of the number of times you had the same meal five nights in a row. there will be no fanfare or party because you won at being a person - and no one will be disappointed that you never understood the point of using paper towels to dry your hands off after washing them.

yeah, in this world, people will put up a fuss. i've noticed some of the biggest fusses are over what you'll put in/on your body. the fact that i will regularly eat deli meat straight out of the bag makes a lot of people genuinely concerned for me. but here's the thing: sometimes that's the only way i'm getting any protein. my doctor says i am doing fine. i'm sticking to my weird snacks and calling it deconstructed charcuterie.

they'll say they're horrified because you take a shortcut. that's fine. it's just that it looks like a shortcut to them because they're on a different life path. these kinds of things stand out to them as important. that's fine too. but for you? you've got other things that already make you pretty hard working. and these tiny things - well, they're just clutter on your journey.

#before any motherfucker is like <3 #''i know more about this and it IS WRONG to do this THING'' #shhhhh #unless ur a doctor and a patient has specifically asked... shut the FUCK up dude #one of the ways my life has changed in the last few years is like #taking coffee for granted #isn't something i can do #can you stand up for the entirety of making a meal? i can't always #and having some pompousass person be like #MICROWAVE THE WATER? FOR TEA? like . yeah actually i've been in prison for it ever since #''it tastes different!!!'' cool. it's not going into yOUR body. #i personally don't ever make hot chocolate with water. only ever oat/soy milk #but i wouldn't be like ... SIR. I WILL NOW JUDGE THEE #it's just like ableism all the way down innit #ableism and classism and #the expectation of the mental load as a form of being ''good'' #also. besides the like. pots and [redacted medical information] #im doing GREAT actually #>:) i have visible abs even when not flexing #it's bc god prefers me as a lesbian n has rewarded me lately for presenting more openly

[tapeworrmart]

Bad day 💫

#God I hate these a little bit. Took me too long to do. I hate the new paper in my sketchbook it blunts my pencil so bad #Anyway I wanted to draw p1 dude but I wanna try again some time. I wish I could draw way better than I do #Listened to TOOL The Patient on repeat w this one #Postal 1997 #Postal #Postal dude #Postal 1 #P1 dude #Postal game #The postal dude #fan art #art #sketch #character art #Gun

[chipistrate]

The Wizards Favorite Apprentice

One more piece before the countdown 2 Ruin, this time featuring my favorite little dude; Gregory(fucked up edition)<3

RBs appreciated!

Also I hope you don't mind the tag but LOOK!!! THE LITTLE DUDE!!!!!!!! @astro-inthestars

#fnaf security breach #fnaf #fnaf sb #fnaf sb gregory #fnaf security breach gregory #fnaf gregory #fnaf dr rabbit #fnaf Dr.Rabbit #fnaf sb dr. rabbit #fnaf security breach dr. rabbit #Chipillustrates #my art #my silly little dude I love him very much #this is based on a bunch of theories and evidence that only like one person will understand fully (Astro Astro Azzy I'm looking at you Azzy #I popped off honestly #The neurodivergence got to me on this one #fnaf patient 46 #fnaf sb patient 46 #fnaf therapy tapes #okay I'm done now I need to sleep #I love my son my little guy silliest dude ever #every detail here is intentional btw I put SO much thought and detail and effort into this

[pixlokita]

?? What’s a ggy or a dr rabbit?

A very very tired lil guy that’s what he is

#pix answers #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #glitchtrapped Gregory AU #ggy #fnaf security breach #vanny #so like :0 this AU is actually based of a glitch in the game where Greg had purple eyes kinda =w= it looked so nice #then tales of the pizzaplex came out and it had a story called GGY :v which is basically Greg being brainwashed BEFORE security breach #but yeah ggy and doc rabbit and the wizard’s most favorite apprentice are all greg #and patient 46 #lil dude is like 10 and he’s got more identities than Michael #there’s def really good GGY blogs ;v; with better explanations tbh #-w- love all the bunny Gregs so much hopefully we can see it in canon

[bethfuller]

the wayfarer and their destination

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#inspiration behind this one is the 26k walk i did around the irish countryside on saturday #anyway i missed drawing my hooded wandering dude!! those of you who have followed me for a while may remember him #also this is very important : i will not upload any more art before i have all my commissions done and sent. you've all been incredible #and so patient #ok goodnight #art #sketch #landscape #artists on tumblr #krita #bethfuller #Digital Illustration #digital drawing #digital art #Illustration #fantasy #ireland #djcad

[mari-monsta]

New adrinette au where adrien is the ( surpriscingly hot) driving instructor and marinette is the still-hasent-gotten-her-liscence-yet 24 year old who is a horrible horrible driver

#cue antics of marinette being the worst driver adrien has ever seen #and marinette being even WORSE at driving than she normally is #because she was expecting some balding guy or snarky old lady to teach her driving not this adorable kind and patient young dude #anyway its just a lot of marinette being an absolute menace on the road and adrien trying to pretend like hes not fearing for his life #bye anyway im so tired and im sick of working please let ke go home

[akascow]

theres just smth about lawrence gordon the ONCOLOGIST (cancer doctor) trapped in a room with adam stanheight the SMOKER who literally says gimme that sweet sweet cancer in the movie

im losing my marbles brb

#theres something there right im not going crazy RIGHT? #guys i KNOW the cancer patient is in the room too OBVIOUSLY he is thats not the narrative im tryna write here HAHA #its like a setup for a fanfic dude leigh whannell what were u planning sir #dr lawrence gordon #lawrence gordon #adam faulkner stanheight #adam stanheight #saw #saw 2004 #sawposting #sawtism #chainshipping #cary elwes #leigh whannell #james wan

[malpracticemd]

never forget that Wilson canonically wears toenail polish

#I don't remember the name or number of the episode but it's the one where the hospital is hosting a poker tournament #and House gets a case about a kid with the same symptoms as an old lady who died 12 years before #House threatens to tell everyone that Wilson wears toenail polish unless he goes all in against Cuddy so he can keep her busy #bc technically the kid is her patient #you know the one I'm talking about #dude is canonically babygirl #house md #house #hilson #hatecrimes md #james wilson #gregory house #[h]ouse #malpracticemd

[lanymme]

Tomimi: [is a freaky little yandere loser]

Utage: i should put my dick in that

#utage totally would be a giga strap owner #and i’m glad to see canon agrees #shes gonna ruin that croc bro #utage has female bullying stock photo energy #i feel like she could be like a super patient and attuned top #or a really really mean one #or both at once? #and i just think that’s beautiful #that’s that nue power dude #tomimi #utage #utage gaming #arknights

[sugarpasteltmnt]

HI FRIENDS ‘lil update for you since I’ve been so scarce—

‘TNV’ is on a temporary hold because I’M GETTING A NEW JOB YAY!!! 🎉🔥🎊🍾💃🎉🎉🔥 Even BETTER news is now I’ll have a bit more time to write turtle angst ehehehe >:3

That being said, I gotta get some things settled before i can get back to TNV. I’m so sorry I’m behind on asks and artwork but I promise I’ll catch up soon!! Thank you guys for your patience I promise I’m not ignoring you ;w; things are just bonkers right now but it’s also very exciting

I wish i had something a bit more special planned for the anniversary tomorrow (HUH???) but rest assured I’ll be back at getting you Turtle Angst before too long (`･ω･´)ゞ

#thank u guys for being patient weh #’dude you just missed the craziest of crazies. cats. tiki bars. antique malls. MOM??? #‘argument. Competition. Running a half marathon. Coming here and telling you 🎶I quit my toxic joooob🎶 #ALSO ANNOVERSARY TOMORROW WHAT?????? #HELLO????? #I had. no idea. #someone mentioned it and I was like THE WHAT #just wow #man. #it’s making me Big Emotional ;w; #I promise I’m still gunna finish #I’m too Unwell for this fic to stop lol #pastel prattling

[unexpectedbrickattack]

heehee (pepstavo under the cut)

#arts #mine #saucy #pepstavo #easing everyone in w the cute shit first #can u believe i forgot about this???? CAN U BELIEVE IT ??? #this is like one of the first things i drew back in like April i think #i still love it tho #recently i have been drawing them doing some heehee shit instead of the cutesy shit so i need this to stay humble #remember my roots… #anyway if ur still reading this hooray u get bonus stuff like usual w my tags #giving him a huge praise kink. he is doing SUCH a good job he is doing the best job EVER #this would be a bit further in their relationship (pending™️) where the intimacy walls are slowly being worn down #so hes seeking out touch and affection and all that goodness instead of reflexively flinching away #and gus SEES this so hes trying so hard to encourage him like BLEASE….i did not dick around for months for this to NOT pay off #he is a patient man but theres only so much patience one Can have #and that patience IS rewarded #its funny bc i write gus as like. a top. a general Dom bc he is both patient and assertive #and hes met someone he GENUINELY w his WHOLE chest wants to bottom for and he cant do it bc this bigass dude is a lil princess™️ #and so for now he is being the big boy but hes like counting down in his head when theyre able to get to a space comfy enough for him #where he gets to get his back blown out (its soon) #i hope that doesnt make it seem like hes only being nice to get dicked down bc he is actually always this nice #and full of love bursting at the seams #which results in endless praise and pdas and being a bit more playful than usual (bc he is a silly lil joyous gnome; its built in his dna) #so peppino will simply have this forever :) #okay mwah #i will slowly upload my stuffs since twitter is exploding and anyone who isnt niceys about this will be obliterated #like for reals

[mirabai0821]

Just thinking about Tavalstarion and how Astarion agrees to the whole ordeal thinking "There is no way this is gonna work. There is no way I'm going to fit in with this, the idea is too good to be true." And then...it works?? And he doesn't know what to do with these emotions becuase he is so happy and it is so foreign so he goes to Halsin and just emotionally vomits on him.

"I love that stupid, little creature more than I feel my heart is capable of bearing and I don’t know what to do with that. Do I even make sense?" Halsin nods like "Love'll do that to ya."

But Astarion doesn't understand how the older elf isn't also burning alive right now with fury and love. Like "No you do not understand?!"

“I can hardly look at her and not feel a great painful wrenching agony,” He thumps his chest where a heart should beat. “I didn’t think all this was going to work you know.” He waves a hand in the air formlessly. “This grand experiment of hers. Looking at her with you, seeing her smile with you, I expected to feel an insurmountable jealousy. ‘I want that smile, give it to me.’ But I can only think, ‘Is that what she looks like when she looks at me too? How have I, wretched creature, been so blessed?’” Halsin just nods sagely, doing his best to remember that this elven thing died when he was thirty-fucking-nine, an INFANT. This poor arrested-ass developed ass fucking CHILD. He'd dig up Cazador to kill him again if they didn't throw his body in the Chionthar to wander unrotting until the end of time. (Halsin, having taken a moment to himself, is high as shit and is therefore unprepared to deal with this properly.) "How do you deal with this? Death from pleasure, I can understand. Death from pain, also an intimate feeling but death from love? What in the absolute unnatural fuck?" Halsin offers him his pipe, unable to really do much else.

"Here, sit down, and smoke this."

#bg3 #tavalstarion #tav x halsin x astarion #brainworms that needed to be excised immediately #astarion feels so fucking much now that he's free #and has no idea where to put it all now that he doesn't have to control himself for survivals sake #halsin is older and more patient of course #and is glad to help him work through it #but dude not during my pipe time #halsin x astarion #halsin x tav #astarion x tav

[straylaughs]

arajin man.. maybe idk.. have an actual conversation with matakara and maybe u wont have to agonize over ur past with him

#LIKE DUDE #he can be angsty all he wants but bro at least give the man some answers or something #and the fact that matakara keeps trying to reach out too #there's no way he would keep doing that unless arajin made him think their falling out was his fault #in reality im just way too curious and im totally not patient enough to wait for them to drop their backstory in like idk episode 8 #bucchigiri?!