#be gay do crime bitch

[formerlyz]

Saw this tweet so naturally I had to do this

#the way I IMMEDIATELY thought of them #I did this very fast so it’s a little messy but oh well #also yes I gave them wedding rings #and kazuki a bi flag patch on his jacket #because it’s my art and I can do what I want #be gay do crime bitch #buddy daddies #kazurei #buddy daddies art #kazurei art #buddy daddies fanart #kazurei fanart #reikazu fanart #reikazu #myart #ship dynamics #the ultimate ship dynamic tbh #z tries to draw #mybrainrot #also if you saw this before I fixed Kazuki’s hand no you didn’t

[peachycaffeine]

heeeeeey guuuys it's meeee again with my Liv art damp because i'm simping for a middle-aged villainess and can't help it

my friend gave me the screenshot of a random woman from phineas n ferb idk who that is but in a group chat we all immediately agreed upon Olivia in it lol

got inspired for quick sketches of Liv in her 20's. i see her as an easily flustered bullied "weird" kid. since May rocks grey hair i'd imagine that she's at least 10 years older than Liv, but yeah they're exes and i can see them splitting up when Liv got into her evil scientist era

and for the last have a sketch of homey Liv based on what i wear yes that's a batman tshirt

#olivia octavius #our beloved dr olive oil #into the spider verse #spiderman spiderverse #may parker #aunt may #unexpected livmay lol #livmay #a bit of young liv cause why not #idk where or how liv and may met im working on it #be gay do crimes #white woman save me #i need her in btsv because they can't waste a bad bitch like her

[bippusmymippus]

Oh so Marcille is a criminal huh

#girl heard be gay do crimes and took it VERY seriously #gay little magic crime elf #marcille dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #sometimes you have to acknowledge there’s nothing sexier than forbidden magic #bitches LOVE forbidden magic #I’m bitches

[chimericmacandcheese]

why yes i have a license why do you ask

#art #chimericmacandcheese #furry #artwork #artists on tumblr #fursona #digital art #furry art #anthro #drawing #meme #doodle #silly #scalie #derg #dragon #whatever the fuck those kiddie red toy cars are called #toy car #be gay do crime #hop in bitch we're doing crimes #black artists on tumblr

[furby-oddity]

𝐏𝐮𝐥𝐩 𝐅𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 (𝟏𝟗𝟗𝟒) Pumpkin and Honey Bunny

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐝 𝐆𝐮𝐲𝐬 (𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐) Mr. Wolf and Mr. Snake

Cinematic parallels between Wolf and Snake and iconic crime couple Honey Bunny and Pumpkin? Can't be. No vague homoerotic undertones here. 🖤😌

#these bitches gay #mr wolf #mr snake #fluffyvenom #mr wolf x mr snake #the bad guys #dreamworks #pulp fiction #honey bunny #pumpkin #partners in crime #ship #cinematic parallels #be gay do crime

[merlot-posts-about-transformers]

TFA BUMBLELOCK WITH THE CANONICAL HEIGHT DIFFFERENCE

(tfa is the anomaly in the lockpick lore because they don't know eachother previously, and also they hate eachother for a little. rivals to lovers)

#merlot posts silly little bots #oc: lockpick #go my children do crime #girl dinner *fictional bots in the michealwave of my brain* #transformers #maccadam #original character #art #oc x canon #transformers oc #these bitches gay #good for them #tfa #tfa bumblebee #tf animated #ship: bumblelock

[issacharmastersdp18]

On the first day of Pride month, PBS Kids gave to me:

A really nice wedding that couldn’t air in my state when it premiered because conservatives lost their shit.

(You don’t even see them kiss. They walk down the aisle and you don’t see them again until they’re dancing together in an embarrassing teacher kinda way)

#arthur #alabama public television #pbs kids #mr ratburn #lgbtqi2a+ #happy pride 🌈 #be gay do crimes #Kay Ivey is a bitch

[something-about-sunflowers]

izzy hands forcibly de-gayed by the fandom for the crimes of being unpleasant and disliking golden haired wonder boy stede

FDLKFDSJF

Honestly, we should be blaming Stede for all this. If Stede never called him Iggy and homewrecked him he wouldn't be nearly as much of an unpleasant bastard (affectionate) and people wouldn't be trying to revoke his gay card over it.

#the dork is being a dork #the dork answers #izzy hands #not tagging stede #izzy literally INVENTED being Gay And In Love With Ed #stede keeps taking EVERYTHING from him #WHEN will someone cancel STEDE for HIS crimes of 'being a bitch'??? #WHEN will HE face justice??? #we oughta start making posts about how stede can't be gay because ed is femme/woman coded or something #that is a joke #don't do that #by CHRIST don't do that #but #yknow #equality in dumbass discourse or whatever #the izzy fans should be allowed to make fuckin bonkers ass claims with a fake straight face too #is all i'm saying

[carmineline]

me: *does not stop complaining about the aos movies*

also me:

#LISTEN #it’s legit like some of my favorite casting choices ever #i cant help it #i can and will eat up any version that gives my man’s sulu a bigger role okay #even tho I do bitch about the unecessary Spock uhura romance the entire time #HES GAY #and so is she #and she’s too good for him anyways sorry not sorry #also the personality changes kinda make my eye twitch it’s by far the least of the crimes #spirk #like frankly it’s ridiculous how obvious the attempt was to squash all shipping stuff #with that weird romance #especially because it would have made more sense for Kirk and uhura given the ending of the original show #but they chose Spock deliberately #and yet the chemistry between pine and quinto was still too strong lmaooooo #Spock and Jim are just like that #you cant change the homoeroticism without completely ruining their dynamic #but boy they sure tried it! #star trek aos

[neohart]

Gay bitches make imaginary fandoms of them and their friend’s original characters

It’s me and @crispbeigepages. We’re gay bitches

#NeosMagicShow #Cowboy Riders: a series #my god these bitches gay #be gay do crimes

[lumism]

they graduated from the same pookie school

#the sweetest little guy but also a sneaky boy. has a kill count but is only tiny. will roll his eyes and say the most out of pocket things #doesn't feel like he belongs. has to lie to those he cares about while doing anything to make them feel special #brave and loyal. a menace. gets so many bitches #he has powers. he loves his mom a lot. he allows others take credit for what is so essentially him #he thinks crime is fun. he has been referred to as wise. he remains kind despite the fact that fate constantly spits in his face #he could probably burn down the world but instead he builds fires to keep his friends warm. if you are being stupid he will ignore you #self sabotage like you've never seen. never had a single crying scene that didn't feel like someone crushed your heart under their heel #nice but mean. he will tell you when you're being a prat and a total self pitying idiot #looks at his boy best friend who is just some guy and turns him into the protagonist of the story #he hasn't known rest in years. plagued by voices and visions #he has had a very sad scene (or multiple) that includes a lake. he is everything to me. his heart has been broken so many times #he is funny and he is sensitive and he is caring and he has died but then he got better #and also. he is gay #🌟🌷 #ph

[spaghetti-machete]

"I LOVE-"???? I'M SORRY GUILLERMO, "I LOVE-"???????? YOU GAY BITCH??? YOU LEAVE FOR A YEAR AND IT'S LOVE, YOU GAY BITCH??? HE'S BRITISH?????

#wwdits #wwdits s4 #wwdits s4 spoilers #guillermo #guillermo de la cruz #freddie #you big gay bitch you leave for a year and have he unmitigated GALL to fall for a BRITISH GUY #of all the people?? have you no shame?? #you enter britain and they stamp this place is not a place of honour on your PASSPORT #i live here! i live on this little wet island! it is not a place of honour! #the men with posh accents committed hate crimes at eton as an initiation ritual! #why do people think it's hot! you want a wet little southern boy? no! no! not on my watch! #you go up north and you find a farmer who lives on the yorkshire moors and fucks like a freight train! #and don't you DARE come back otherwise

[badass-bitch-polls]

SUBMISSIONS WILL CLOSE AT 5PM BST TODAY

UPDATE: SUBMISSIONS ARE NOW CLOSED LMAO

THIS IS YOUR FINAL PUSH TO GET YOUR SKRUNKLES AND BLORBOS INTO THE BRACKET!!! do propoganda, bribe your friends (or random strangers on the street) to submit your favourites, do whatever you have to do. this is your official permission to do dastardly things (apart from spam ofc, any spammed nominations will be immediately disqualified) to get your best blorb inside the cut. GOOD LUCK!!

(oh yeah and btw if i see any epic propoganda that persuades me to put your badass into the polls, i will do so, no matter how many submissions they have.)

#badass bitch #badass bitch polls #tumblr polls #be gay do crimes #it's arson time baby #let's go lesbians #it's crime time #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[thewingedwolf]

having a group of gay friends where this is their first group of gay friends apparently means they don’t find my “our one token straight friend is like a little gay” jokes funny apparently aksjsjs or when i bitch specifically about the gay dating scene near chicago being dominated by annoying white ex theater gays, they immediately get into like “well there are messy gay poc” yeah i’m aware of that, i’m talking about a really specific issue with the gays in this area pls keep up

#it is a well accepted fact that the gay scene in chicago has a large annoying white gay section who are the Messiest & Cringiest bitches #that have ever lived and every gay scene has A Group that annoys the shit out of everyone else in the scene okay aksjsns #all the lesbians in my area are either married with kids or constantly at a club and i know this bc i have dated lesbians in this area #half the stereotypes about gay people in illinois are about the ex theater gays or party gays in boystown like aksjdjdj come on #i cannot be the only one in tune with the Community here #also if u don’t agree that our straight friend who is always mentioning female celebs she’d go gay for wouldn’t fall in love with some #lady version of sam heughan when she wears an outlander mask to work every day u r just factually incorrect okay #rani makes text posts no one will read #but we were talking about these really specific messy white gay people we know & it’s like yeah so one of them already having a committed #partner 2 weeks after filing for divorce & all of them being like high powered lawyers that spend their free time taking their kids to see #wicked at the oriental theater is just a really specific type of gay person that i’ve dated a lot aksksjsj #and also they’ve been in my friend groups. they’re the only ones with cars everyone else takes the train everywhere & they refuse to go on #dates outside of chicago city limits like they’re gonna get hate crimed the moment they step off the el #which is double funny bc like do u think i live in fucking waukegan do i look like i make that much money no ur not gonna get hate crimes in #this democratic stronghold area like every other person that walks in has a pride pin or pink hair ur good buddy.

[cursedskull-666]

Oh man Glass Onion is so freaking good. I went into it worried that it might not live up to Knives Out but it more than surpassed my expectations and I was DELIGHTED the whole film.

#glass onion #knives out #benoit blanc really said be gay do crimes for justice #benoit blanc the enabler #love this crazy son of a bitch

[ohthisisgonnasuck]

Cousin wants to "learn the streets"

Rule #1 : Don't do crimes, while doing crimes. Rule #2 : It's no one's business, but the paramedics. Rules #3-10 : LAWYER!

#be gay ; do crimes #being gay might be a crime here soon #learning the streets #Silver #bad bitch in training