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sword-in-the-sea Β· 2 years
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hint : this won't actually involve fishing
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if you can't wake up early, become an owl; sleep during the day so you can stay up all night until dawn–the ideal fishing hours
invest in good fishing rod. it'll last you a lifetime and won't snap when you accidentally reel in a tiger shark
don't let your dumb child accidentally fish a barracuda. i don't care if they're alright; why the shit are you fishing a barracuda you're like six
homemade bait is always better
the more pungent the bait smell is, the better
if you see someone standing in the middle of the sea: no you don't.
is that figure approaching? steer the ship away, we need to find a new spot anyway
always hydrate and keep bottled water nearby. it's also useful to immobilise a shark that jumped into the ship–pour that freshwater to its gills. don't get bitten
wear a good bucket hat. look at me go
always listen to the sea. if you feel like storm is brewing even though it seems sunny, start finding a temporary island to dock
alternatively, if you're stranded in an unrecorded island and it's full of werecreatures: just stay in the shallows and don't go off the boat
if you find yourself making eye contact with a weregoat that's playing on the swings installed on said unrecorded island's beach, just look away
shrimp is good shrimp is life
bring eggs to the boat so you can eat instant noodles with shrimps and eggs
praying is good. always pray
don't question it when you caught a grouper the size of a small car. just celebrate and don't think about it further
you saw a fisherman jumped into the water and hasn't resurface in half an hour? that's fine, some of them can hold their breaths until an hour
you do not fuck with sharks. some sharks are not sharks, and you do not fuck with that shark.
seeing whales while fishing means good luck; it means the sea is clean, the fishes are thriving, and all is well. alternatively, if you fuck with whales i'll stab you
when you're fishing in the sea, you won't be back on mainland for weeks. so make sure you do all your fishing before you get married, so you can fulfill your sea-call before giving it up to lavish your new family.
you can still fish in freshwater pools. but it will never be the same
show your new kid how to eat raw sea urchin. it'll be funny
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