Finally finished all the new episodes! Therefore I’m screaming all my thoughts at you guys cause I’m a dumb mess and you guys are the only people who tolerate my gibberish!
Jailbroken
-Oh my poor sweet idiots..
-oh lord they’re trying to escape-
-Let them out of the gay baby jail box! They’ve done nothing wrong! >:(
-I will continue to argue the absurdity of Inkwell Isles justice system. Cupsy & Mugsy steal cookies: jail time. Saltbaker attempts three counts of murder: community service-
-Mugman would make the best of prison-
-Miss Cyclops my beloved 💕
-Mugsy immediately being down to get out when he saw Cuphead get upset was genuinely wholesome 💕 (the two fight a lot this season so I treasure every wholesome moment-)
-They’re happy to be grounded akajshsj lmao-
Charmed and Dangerous
-Boys you ain’t getting those cookies sweeties stop trying
-Chalice! 💛💛💛
-Of course she has a mob after her
-She continues to a master of manipulation. Good for her.
-the Goat-
-they fucking stole his car-
-Hilda!! 💕💕
-Aaaandd they crashed-
-Oh hey! The mob! :D wait that’s bad-
-“Remember when I said I was lying about the angry mob? Well, the funny thing is, I was lying about lying about the angry mob!”
-“And it’s true. Chalice is a lying grifting friend-abandoning thief who-“ well damn Mugsy go off I guess-
-Boo! 👻
A High Seas Adventure!
-This is probably one of my favorites-
-BOYS PUT THOSE SWORDS DOWN OH LORD-
-Brineybeard! :D my favorite simp!
-Y’all are sleeping on “Sweets for me Sweet”, it’s genuinely catchy-
-I strive to be that parrot, sassy lil shit-
-💕💕CALA MARIA 💕💕
-He’s so in love-
-“Cala Marrrria!! Hiiiiii!!”
-“You talk to much.” Her.. her voice 😳
-THEY BROKE HIS FUCKING LEGS-
-Yes! Slay Queen! We live a girl loving being an absolute monster!
-Same Mugsy-
-Briney is respectful and I feel everyone forgets that. Won’t call Cala anything she doesn’t wanna be called.
-Overall I was a huge Calabeard shipper back in like 2017 so this episode really made me happy-
-Mugsy’s a real pirate 💕🥹
Another Brother
-How the hell do they get into town now that I think about it- there’s a hug ass cliff there-
-Protective Mugsy-
-Ew Bowlboy-
-Boys please get along once this season-
-“Chess?!! Without helmets???!!!”
-He.. he wants to.. be.. Cuphead. Stay away from my boy you lil shit-
-Anddd goodbye Bowlboy! You creepy lil shit! (affectionate & derogatory)
Sweet Temptation
-And Cuphead knows no self restraint. Who’s really shocked.
-Mugsy how the hell is your Candy not expired. Also who the fuck eats candy like that-
-Cupsy got the boot 😔
-Hey! Sugarland!
-*gasp* BARONESS!! 💕💕
-She’s cursed? Can we get more of her lord please-
-Lmao Cupsy knows what’s up- I’m genuinely shocked he had enough common sense to know the classic lured to eat candy by some lady who wants to eat me routine-
-Gee. Wonder when these two specific rules will be broken.
-And they’re immediately broken.
-Oh lord she really is deranged-
-My lil gummy and ginger boys 🥺 oh lord don’t eat them-
-Whippet Creampup is genuinely scary what the hell-
-KETTLE NO-
The I Scream Man
-Mugsy faking sick- ..I can’t say shit I’ve done it before.
-“Errands!!” :D
-My boy wants to be a pirate so bad it’s so cute-
-Calamug shippers y’all are winning this episode with his lil crush. Not my cup of tea but good for y’all. ☺️
-Ice Cream Man- (derogatory)
-Imma be honest and say I honestly thought he was Bowlboy disguised to torment Mugman. He has Bowlboy vibes.
-MUGSY PUT THE CONE DOWN-
-Don’t throw sprinkles in my boy’s eyes!! >:v
-Aaaannnd reading ruined.
-DON’T YOU RUN MY BOY OVER- >:V
-His stupid ass hat-
-.. He spoiled the book. KILL HIM-
-Feral Mugman is best Mugman.
Piano Lesson
-Look at my baby 🥹 living his dream- oh it is a dream. Oh.
-My grandpa always sings this old song about crawdads and I may have hummed it the entirety of the episode because they kept showing up-
-Hey Ludwig! He’s an NPC guy! :)
-Bitch how is you’re limo that long-
-Moogman
-My baby is trying his best ok-
-As a former piano student. Yes Mugman. That instrument is actual hell ti get to sound right.
-Hey! Look at Cupsy! My boy doing great- 🥰 MUGMAN NO-
-“What have I told you about using my hedge trimmer’s to mutilate your brother?”
-And more unhinged Mugman-
-Ludwig! You dirty thief! >:V
-Oh lord and he’s fucking dead-
-That moment at the end was genuinely cute-
Release the Demons!
-My other favorite episode 💕
-Honestly I feel Devil on the anger issues- same dude- same-
-Henchman is trying his best-
-“And of course! He couldn’t name twinkle twinkle little star!!!!-“
-And.. they’re all dead-
-Lil baby Cuphead & Mugman- 🥺🥺🥹🥹🥹
-Their lil coats are so cute-
-💕DICE!!💕
-“And then he had this ..sweater! And it was invisible, and impenetrable, and dumb-“
-Dice Henchman friendship?-
-Hey! I like the funny lil round boy! Hope nothing bad happens to him! (I was soon to be wrong-)
-I love how the gate to Hell is just.. there. Anyone in Inkwell Isles can just go through it.
-Dice you gotta get in your work to!
-And he’s a smooth talker like always
-Have I mentioned how cute Cuphead & Mugman are this episode?
-NOOOO!! LIL ROUND BOY!! DICE WHY-
-Devil in a towel Devil in a towel Devil in
-The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse?!- 👀
-annndd they want pie.
-Cuphead is (legally) free!! :D (Devil clearly doesn’t care but I’m still happy for my boy)
-Stickler you bold lil shit-
-I’ve actually been wondering if the sweater affected all demons or just the Devil. So this answers my question.
-This episode exists to ruin Devil’s day.
Dead Broke
-Chalice! 💛 my favorite spooky girl!
-ICE CREAM MAN- (double derogatory)
-This plan actually completely works on paper. Just saying.
-Sally Stageplay!! :D she’s rocking her outfit can I just say- slay Queen!
-“Do you have any idea what’s it like to be stuck in the same house as your sibling, day in and day out?” “Yep.” Felt that-
-Feel this is supposed to be a reference to how Chalice kept getting kidnapped by ghosts in the game.
-NO!! MY BABIES ICE CREAM MONEY-
Rat’s All Folks!
-Well damn Elder Kettle what that fly ever do to you-
-Aw they’re making him a cake (oh. It’s so he’ll do something for them. Seems about right.)
-Werner Werman!! The bastard! :D
-“We don’t know that’s how he got in.” “That’s how I got in.”
-Cheeky bastard-
-He ate the cake!! >:V damnit-
-Stop torturing my boys please-
Say Cheese
-Another fight
-AMUSEMENT PARK- MOVIES- AMUSEMENT PARK- MOVIES- AMUSEMENT PARK- MOV-
-Look at them in their dumb lil suits-
-Kettle’s dark origin story-
-OH LORD WHERE’D HE GET A FLAMETHROWER- (He just.. has that in the back of his truck??)
-Guess it’s bully Elder Kettle hours
-Mugman who’s side are you on-
-Kettle put the golf club down-
-I like that bee cop lady-
-Oh my gosh they’re still wanted-
-Shouldn’t the statue of limitation on Kettle’s charges be up?? I don’t know the statue on limitation on arson but he did that in his youth and he’s an ol grandpa now-
-Yeah! Family mugshots! :D
Lost in the Woods
-This whole episode is just the grasshopper and the ant in some way
-Don’t split up- annnddd they split.
-Cupsy just get bullied by wildlife for 14 minutes
-Lil feral Cuphead lil lil feral Cuphead lil fer-
-How the hell did he- Mugsy you should go into real estate! Look how quick you made that cabin!
-Mugsy tries to kill Cuphead this season: Part 2!
-Cuphead’s such a lil gremlin this episode-
The Devil’s Pitchfok
-My other favorite episode! (That also hurts me-)
-It’s a beautiful day in Inkwell Hell! *distant screaming*
-Devil is such a pathetic lil cat man- feel that-
-The writer is- audacious- I mean go off dude write an article dissing the fucking Devil-
-He deserves to have fun! :D burn that city down!
-Mugsy is just the type of older brother who unknowingly embarrasses you-
-Devil & Henchman getting all giddy about Devil’s work is genuinely so wholesome-
-De-Dev you forgot something- andddd he’s gone. This won’t go horribly wrong.
-And they found it- oh lord now there’s fire-
-Mugsy, sweetie, never change.
-Think they’ve just killed people with pasta
-He made Mount Mugmore! 🥹 That’s so cute- oh hi Devil.
-Mugsy & Cupsy bully Devil, part.. uh.. lost track at this point.
-“Goodbye to Cuphead.”
-NOOOOOOOOO!!
-Dude the fucking guilt on his face-
-NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
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