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tomatoluvr69 · 7 months

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made another impeccable ms paint cover for a pirated ebook <3

#i honestly wish that like every file i downloaded had no cover and my entire ereader was just this stuff #watership down #bad book covers

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morebadbookcovers · 3 months

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Is this book blank? It's really expensive for a blank book. Maybe vanity published?

#bad book covers #Greatest Speeches of Donald J. Trump #somebody got PAID for this..

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big-armed-mar · 8 months

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Ew. I hate it when people take hot man and then add tusks and is like "orc" like bitch that ain't no orc thats Ryan gosling painted green with cotton balls sticking out of his mouth.

Like, how you gonna tell me that's not a failed Shrek cosplay?

Like bro pls if you're gonna put an orc on the cover and call it a "monster romance" do it right. Don't give me underwear model edited green. Give me big chunky green man with tusks.

Or give me death.

#orc #justice for orcs #bad book covers #dont call it a MONSTER ROMANCE OF YOUR LOVE INTEREST IS JUST A BUFF CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE DUDE PAINTED GREEN WITH FAKE TUSKS #Mar complains about nothing gor virtually no reason

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that-dinopunk-guy · 3 months

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Something tells me whoever designed this book cover isn't familiar with Edgar Rice Burroughs.

#edgar rice burroughs #the mood maid #the moon men #the red hawk #bad book covers

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floccinaucinihilipilificationa · 6 months

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#good omens #´hello friends!! how are you!!#I hope you're doing well! ( ´ ▽ ` )#I have a big cough but otherwise I am good! It's nothign bad I am just very slimey #usually I am not a cough person I am not sure where this is coming from #most of the time I just get a stuffy nose #has my nose gotten stronger #but there are good news too I have already found a VERY good chestnut to put into my pocket this autumn!! its very small! (❁´▽`❁)#it's been a very warm autumn in Germany so far so it has not really felt like fall yet #but yesterday it was all rainy and stormy and I had two new books and it was the best day possible to have a slimey cough (:#and now I feel SO much autumn I am close to buying a set of window colors #I do not know what I would to with the window colors I just have this strong urge in me to buy a window color set #the last time I did a window color was at the birtday of a class mate I think she turned 9 and I made a deer #but for some reason we did this craft 5 minutes before we all had to leave so we had to carry our window color deer home wet #unfortunatly for the deer and me I fell down the stairs of her house and smeared the deer all over me and i screamed the entire drive home #which wasn't very long but it probably felt very long for the mother who had a screaming child covered in window color deer inside her car

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casualoddities · 8 months

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All the AOGG talk reminded me of a truly horrendous book cover, so I went looking for it. The j found these.

and these. Namely - what the fork

A couple for points of accuracy and hilarity.

#anne of green gables #bad book covers #lm montgomery #how dare we ruin her legacy like that

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sygneth · 2 months

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I often see canon Holmes and Watson's default state pictured as

but what I read them as, is rather

and I think that's a lot funnier

#fr holmes is smiling and laughing quite a lot in the books #sure still has his bad days but he's not -.- 24/7 #and i've always seen watson as someone who smiles softly and his mustache covers most of it #plus he had a good deal of tough days so i kinda see him always with a slight worried frown #my art #silly art #acd holmes #acd canon #sherlock holmes #john watson #victorian husbands

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7cfc00 · 4 months

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home is where the heart is (and yours is gone)

#happy holidays #dndads #dndads fanart #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #dndads s1 #glenn close dndads #dndads season 2 #dndads odyssey #dndads glenn close #im so sick and fever rn so forgive me for any mistakes in this drawing or in my following explanation #background is covered in crosses for the bad day book. the chains represent his time in meth bay prison #the three swords are a reference to the three of swords tarot card which means like heartbreak or smth #also can be taken literally because his heart exploded #the swords themselves are modelled after the sword of justice to bring in themes of justice and punishment as well as referencing the trial #i also drew the same sword in the blackjack thing.#bottom left is his funeral pyre (referencing his death) and nick jr (representing his son's “death”)#the door is the door to his apartment its number 48 because ep 48 is carry on my wayward son #christmas decor cus of course hed had them up all year round #the plant is a peace lily representing death and funeral s again #headstone is morgan's the crysanthemum represents her death. this is because its also featured in the “remember death” thing i drew once #also i just associate flowers w the close family because it very easily represents both mortality and love #anyway. fuckin. his heart (loved ones + literal heart) are gone and its like. can he ever return home #idk smth about not being able to go back to the way things were smth about having the comfort of a home anymore. leaving all that shit behi #d. i feel so tired #sorry for the long explanation i think i may have went a little too hard on the symbolism but i didn t know how else to #express the feelings of glenn's conversation w darryl in that one episode

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leverage-ot3 · 5 months

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I’ve talked about this before but imagine what it’s like for someone in a country/place where eliot is Top Most Wanted and then your tech guy finds a breakout star baseball player on their visual scanner that looks EXACTLY like spencer. but…there’s no way that’s him, right???

and then the next year it happens again but this time it’s some one hit wonder country singer kenneth crane that has like 78 tween-run fangirl blogs dedicated to him. you see a grainy video of him being chased by a horde of screaming teenage girls and ??? no way Eliot Last Thing You’ll Ever See Spencer is a country singer star just. signing pictures of his face right…?

a few months later your intern shows you footage of an eliot lookalike who is in san lorenzo talking about how there is dog fighting in the presidential palace and you just. sigh. because of course. a scant few days later the political geography of the country changes drastically and damien moreau is imprisoned. …interesting

and then a year of silence goes by. he still shows up as blips on the radar but he must have a good hacker working for him because his tracks on the internet are expertly erased.

every time you ask through interagency channels some random interpol guy talks in (condescending?) riddles at you and it also somehow feels like he’s threatening you

and then your friend who recently got into foreign hockey teams sends you a dropyourgloves video of someone called jacques the bear. you immediately get a headache (and watch some more videos because even you can admit this guy is a good hockey player)

and you know he’s a Bad Guy but it’s been admittedly a bit entertaining seeing what claim to fame he will come upon next. and his most recent actions over the few years make you wonder.

a few months later your phone pings because multiple heads of state evacuated from DC. the reason? eliot spencer was in town. you hear two days later a bioterrorist was taken down by… the report was redacted. your hacker tells you spencer and two teammates were behind the successful operation. which, huh.

not even a full year later it is released that spencer is dead and… you don’t know how to feel.