#babyvoice

[local-diavolo-anon]

Ok i give up, here is the au i thought about in the post about my D&D character

So basically, its a ✨️Gods and Mortals✨️ kind of au (it also has nothing to do with my actual dnd character lmao)

At first i had a very different idea for this au tbh, but now i have a clearer view on where and how i want this to work

Eclipse is a preschool teacher and a daycare robot, his job is to care for the roudies children and take some weight off of the teacher's shoulders

One day, everything was normal, he gets his ass isekai'd into another world. Why? Because i say so

Jk he probably died somehow like in all isekai stories

To save him are the god of the stars, and the god of planets, those being Sun and Moon, who take a liking on this funny looking mortal and send him on an adventure with them as patrons

Sun and moon are two weirdos and being gods they do not really. Percieve. Eclipse as its own thinking being

This is not a plot point, actually, it's just to specify that Sun sees Eclipse as how you'd see a cute pet, while Moon as how you'd see a toddler of someone you barely know

They also have wildly different approaches when they talk with Eclipse, Sun does babyvoices at him, while Moon is the incarnation of the babysitter who tapes the baby to the wall and asks them if they want a beer

Sun is Eclipse's patron during the day and companion during the night, Moon is the other way around

Eclipse slowly loses his patience and gets progressively sassier and less keen to take shit from anyone he sees

Picture Gertrude from 'I Hate Fairyland', Eclipse is stuck in that world since months and has ho idea how to go back to his own, his "patrons" are not helping and anyone he meets is either a normal person or the worst weirdo he has ever run into

So he goes slowly from "ok now lets calm down and talk this out ok? We don't want anyone getting hurt ^^" to "i cast fuck you and your family!"

This is a sandbox au, so there is no real story, just some beasts to put in situations

If you want to know what they look like, Eclipse is the same eclipse from my 'sun and moonless' au/fic

Sun and Moon on the other hand appear as these titanic and imposing beings when they are in their real form, and as regular sun and moon when they take the 'shape of eclipse' (as they call it)

Sun wears a white tunic and a red scarf both as a god and as a "mortal", in his god form the tunic fades into clouds! his head is a half sphere and from behind rays and light come out, it looks like he is wearing a floating crown but you can't really tell because he is too bright. Also je probably has like, a few tens of eyes, but uses only between 2 and 5 at the same time usually

Moon on the other hand does not even have a real head as a god! His head is a clpud of space dust and darkness with a thousand stars inside, you can also see the moon where his head would be, and it always shows the same side no matter where you look at him from (it also shows the current lunar phase); he has eyes tho!

Moon wears a dark cape, and the cloud from his head forms a train behind him that looks like a night sky (similar to a nun's headwear in appearence)

When i draw anything good for this au i will post it because i keep imagining it with walt disney old comic books artstyle but I CAN'T REPLICATE IT

#not an ask #fnaf #fnaf moon #fnaf sun #fnaf sb #fnaf eclipse #fnaf au #five nights at freddy's #fnaf dca #fnaf daycare attendant #gods and mortals au #someone please help eclipse he is TRYING

[twopoppies]

https://www.tumblr.com/stylesunchained/738624329546432512/more-pictures-are-coming-out-since-the-article-was

imagine editors telling their staff to leave her out of articles because she’s not relevant 🤭 Lady babyvoice and the harries are probably fuming about this because isn’t she such a big star?

Huh. Interesting. I don’t know that blogger, so I have no idea what publication they write for, but I agree that TR isn’t “known” by most of the GP. Isn’t that the point of her doing this, though? If the media leaves her out of stories, what’s the point for her? But also, Camille wasn’t exactly a household name, yet she was mentioned every time tabloids published something about Harry.

I hope the general lack of interest doesn’t make them do anything “extra” to get attention. It seems to me that he’s getting what he needs from this (bearding plus he gets to look like he’s a good bf with his low-key “real” relationship, as opposed to the prior fiasco). But I wonder how her team feels about it.

#stunts #hussell

[shokuheshi]

lqq's eng dub is so cute i saw no one talking about it so i made myself a compilation of his babyvoice moments (also xie lian's voice in the wake up scene was so soft it's killing me)

#lang qianqiu #tgcf season 2 #tgcf english dub #my edits #tbd #might delete this who knows

[lady-lycany]

My very very very domesticated wolf side *cough* prolly dog *cough* always starts to tail wag, when I hear people I like talking in babyvoice to animals. Like my favorite streamer just petted his horse and was like "yea you like that right? My sweetie" and I was like :333333

#werewolfkin #wolfkin #wolf therian #caninekin

[witchblade]

the era of babyvoice vs the era of Metal Twice (in the style of Metal Sonic)

[ihateyouvishal]

babyvoice was never attractive to me

[wellthatwasaletdown]

Well your club anon lied loooooool but i knew that bc no way did only one person happen to see him and im gonna guess we will get more photos from the caribbean bc he's been there before (2020 and 2016 with kendall) and we always get content and maybe even a yacht too again? maybe we will be lucky and miss babyvoice aka taylor is there too a real proper cute PR vacation trip bc he's so predictable :D

Like we've told y'all a billion times, he's a creature of habit.

[jascnbrody]

i literally cannot stop doing a babyvoice at all times it gets exponentially worse when i play cod w my sister tho

#we are literally larping as 8 year olds playing cod #posts

[earnestlyegos]

hi noa of damien fame!! i will not apologize for flirting with my fiance. /silly

and to damien, i will continue to babyvoice yancy because i LOVE him and i think he probably finds a silly, giggly joy in it. hes such a dog. buppy dawg!!!! lil buppy doggee, yes he is!! yes he is!!!!!

i actually hope you rot in hell youre terrible YOURE ADDING TO THE EMBARRASSMENT 😭😭😭

only thing he has to say in response is “buppy dog :]” THATS ALL YOURE FUCKING GETTING

#/silly #this makes me want to die #i want to splat wetly onto cement #freaks #youre all a bunch of freaks!!!!’ #damien🦷

[a-ninja-magpie]

Levels of babyvoice never before seen when chatting with the cat this evening

#magpie is very tolerant of my absurdities

[worldsendgirlfriend]

i see images of cats and my chest seizes thinking about mango and how unbelievably badly i need to sit by her and gain her trust with my animal babyvoice since apparently she seems to like it

[vilethot]

i swear you like one (1) picture of demonias and leg warmers and tumblr takes that as a sign to start recommending you the “bimbo/babyvoice/hello kitty sparkle blur filter/boyfriend treats me like a toddler but fucks me like he hates me” blogs

#they make every minute on this app harder than the last #now I got the fucking water boarding hello kitty filter bitches in my recommended godfucking dammit

[valencians]

i don't follow them but i love that it seems like the piendish blog completely and unceremoniously dropped their original babyvoice gimmick once it became clear that that's considered cringe these days and is now doing some kind of sandsverse style riff instead. improvise adapt overcome

[borathae]

hellooooo i had burning question in my tiny little brain ok so what is aaol oc and jks nighttime routine? so my feet hurt really bad tonight because I was out for a photo shoot and I was feeling supa lonely and wondering if I had jk he could rub my feet and kiss me tenderly and it would sort of become a little routine, me to do the same for him on his tough work days and him for me on mine?? ….Anyways on with my delusional daydreaming…. Okay yeah so I was then imaging jk and oc and how they would be at night before going to bed you know? Does he rub her feet every night and kiss them. Maybe oc cradles him in her arms, maybe JUST maybe he sucks on her boobs to go to sleep idk my mind was creating a world of fantasies itself so I just thought I’d come here and ask you thank you in advance if you answer love youu and your amazing work

Gosh, I feel you :( I hope you feel better by now & Koo would 100% rub your feet after a hard day💜

Now for the aaol!couple, it all depends on what kind of day they had and what they need that night. Most of the time their nightly routine consists of dinner together & talking about their day, watching an episode of the show they're currently watching and then after washing up, cuddling in bed with pillowtalk.

BUT NOW I CAN'T GET KOOK SUCKING ON HER BOOBS OUT OF MY HEAD HOLY FUCK THIS IS-

okay listen. for the longest time I considered myself a disliker of subs sucking on my tiddies BUT I CAN'T PRETEND ANY LONGER THIS CONCEPT IS SO HOT I WANT TO SCREAM OMFG 😩🥵 I feel like he would ask for that when he feels a little sad that day. Sucking on her boobs helps him get into a really, really safe headspace. You know, where he can kinda let down his guards because he knows that his inner child is safe with her. I also think that he likes to talk in a slightly high-pitched voice during those moments, all babyvoice and pouts and puppy eyes, he can't even stop it from happening, it's like a natural instinct :(

And in general? Those two are such service people ahahha. Like, OC loves being a service dom and treating him to a nice massage or headpats and in return Kook is such a service sub, who could massage her until she falls asleep every night. So I think they kind of switch it up every now and then, so both can be happy 🥺💜

#asks: aaol #asks #anon

[holepic98]

one of my least favourite things is grown ass men and women doing the feigned helplessness thing w/babyvoice attachment

[notyourneighbour]

That black widow song by Iggy and Rita Ora sounds like they are saying black little baby in a babyvoice and I can’t hear that song any other way

#me #music