"Beat it, junkie," a deep and authoritative voice resounded beside Audrey on the desolate sidewalk. "The shop's closed, and your dealers have vanished."
Startled, Audrey's tear-swollen eyes darted towards the source of the voice. "Screw you! Just go away!" She retorted vehemently, her cheeks stained with tears as she glared at the stranger before she pushed herself up to her feet.
The man let out a derisive scoff, his gaze momentarily drifting down to her noticeably swollen belly. "Well, it seems you hardly need it in your condition anyway," he remarked callously.
Audrey let out a piercing screech in frustration. "I'm not a damn druggie, you asshat! "Did you seriously approach me just to insult me? "
Audrey's anger flared. "Get off my property while I clean up my yard. I don't have the energy for this."
Unfazed, the stranger continued. "Last I checked, the sidewalk was public property. Your crisis has become the highlight of my evening stroll through the neighborhood and I wanted a closer look," he admitted, a smirk playing on his lips.
Audrey huffed in exasperation. "You've had your look! The show's over!" She stormed away, venting her frustration on a heavy old tub, with the man still watching, an amused glint in his eye.
" lift with your legs, not your back " the man advised, Audrey winced, a flicker of irritation crossing her face at the man's persistence.
"Are you seriously planning to just hang around in my yard and watch a pregnant woman wrestle with trash? Don't you have anything better to do?"
His reply came with a mischievous grin, "Not really. The truly interesting events around here don't kick off until after sundown. But! I suppose I could set an inspiring example! "
Audrey leaned back, her surprise evident as the strange man approached her.
However, her astonishment only grew as she watched him kneel down and effortlessly hoist the stubborn tub from the grass.
"It's easy," he explained. "Get a firm footing, bend your knees, not your back, and with a strong grip, lift upward. Keep whatever you're holding close to you."
Audrey stood there in a daze. "Well, I—"
But the man cut her off with "A slow learner, I see. Let me show you again."
This sequence repeated itself several times, with the enigmatic man taking charge and clearing away the larger items from Audrey's yard. She watched in awe as he effortlessly handled the heavy objects.
"Look, it's getting dark, and I don't even know you. This is all very strange," Audrey finally managed to stammer out.
The man arched an eyebrow. "You're absolutely right. I'm exhausted, so I guess I'll have to come back and demonstrate for my less-than-nimble student again tomorrow."
With a self-assured stride, the man began to walk away, hands casually tucked in his pockets. Audrey couldn't contain her frustration and shouted after him, "Hey, what—no, wait!"
The man merely waved back at her as he continued down the block. "Tomorrow, dum-dum! Maybe you'll get a grip on it by then!"
Audrey stood there, a mixture of bewilderment
" What the fuck. "
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Past The Peaks (an au where dale and laura get out of the lodge and shit happens) things that happen:
Coop settles on a small house with Albert in Crescent City (because he needs to be somewhere green and pretty in the pnw that isn't Twin Peaks) and becomes an artist. They also have an emotional support cat named Nellie
Laura and Donna live together (far from Twin Peaks too) and write mystery novels for young girls about two girls solving crime that are on one hand nonfiction from Laura's side. Yes they also get a cat names Venus.
Audrey becomes a successful actress in Hollywood and solves a murder with her girlfriend Trudy (an OC of mine) during their first movie together
Albert quits the FBI, therefore Denise and Diane replace him and Cooper on the Blue Rose Task Force and have the most surreal adventures together
Hawk and Margaret make children's books in their free time! Hawk illustrates and writes them and Margaret narrates them!
Harry quits as a sheriff after what happened with Laura, Josie and Coop and makes ammends with Frank
John Justice Wheeler gets eaten by a cobra in Brazil
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As Audrey's pregnancy rapidly approached, she faced a difficult decision, She quickly dropped out and focused on finding a new place to live while avoiding James and Daniella.
(I've been going hard on the save I'm so sorry if you only followed for decades)
Going back to Copperdale and her rundown trailer wasn't an option; there wouldn't be enough room for her baby, and she dreaded the idea of being seen as a Trailer Trash mom.
Audrey set her sights on the bustling city of San Myshuno, but the reality was harsh. The apartments there were far beyond her financial reach. Just when hope seemed lost, a glimmer of opportunity emerged when she spotted an affordable home for sale in San Sequoia.
Audrey acted quickly, drove down & met the property owners who were more than happy to have her sign papers and have her pay upfront in cash.
However, life had more lessons in store for her.
The house bore little resemblance to the one in the advertisement. Neglected for decades, the property was in a terrible state.
When Audrey tried to reach the previous owner to express her concerns, she discovered they had changed their number.
It was now painfully obvious why this property had languished on the market.
The amount of work required was overwhelming. Audrey stared in shock at the overgrown grass that needed urgent attention, as well as the yard buried beneath a thick layer of garbage. In her second trimester, she wondered how she would manage to clean it all up.
Her emotions welled up, and tears threatened to spill.
Taking a deep breath, Audrey tried to regain her composure. Perhaps the exterior was the worst part of it all.
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Day eleven: Audrey and Jack
This is my favorite (canon) pairing from the show! The scene where Jack is suddenly there to catch Audrey when she falls off the stage and she goes “did- did you come for the fashion show?” and he just replies, “no, I came for you” - screaming crying etc. <3 It’s what she deserves!!
ID: A black and white drawing of Jack and Audrey kissing as he holds her in his arms. Cursive text over Jack’s shoulder reads, “I came for you.” End ID.
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hello!! i love your writing so much the amount if butterflies i get reading everything IDJFJDJSM would it be alright if you added me to your taglist? 🥹🥹 for all works please !!
ah, i meant to answer this earlier!
yes, that's totally okay! would you also like to be tagged in my current genshin advent calendar event?
also!!!! i saw your other ask and i am COMPLETELY fine with you following and interacting with me. i don't mind if you reblog nsfw stuff occasionally! what i DO mind is if you reblog strictly nsfw, make nsfw content, and/or are generally nsfw whenever interacting.
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