#asteroid rambling

[absolutequagsire]

Giant’s Deep is really making me hate water and gravity, which are two things I normally like

#outer wilds #asteroid rambling

[hoe4wesanderson]

Alright, Alright..let’s talk about this man right here..

I love this man, I don’t know if I want to be him or be with him I genuinely cannot decide. He is me, I am him in every way. The author says he suspects Jean ain’t well paid, and neither am I, so..we’re soulmates.

He’s a lazy concierge, he’s dressed like he wants me to undress him and quite honestly he’s looking better than anybody else in that hotel.

I mean.. THAT HAIR? God, Jason Schwartzman ate the role up and even licked the plate clean. Every time I rewatch this movie I get excited when he comes on, I’m not really sure why maybe because he’s so cutesy 😗

Also that little bit of hair sticking up on his left is so hot, idek anymore

Honestly I don’t know what I’m even doing this is honestly just me impulsivity writing about stuff I like, kinda like a diary so feel free to ignore this. But..if you also like this mf here is a free lollipop: 🍭

#jason schwartzman #wes anderson #wes anderson films #the grand budapest hotel #the french dispatch #asteroid city #scott pilgrim #gideon graves #requests #random #rambles #hello pookie

[revolutionary-star-luma]

My favorite ship dynamic silly girl x anxious/reserved girl (sometimes they both are autistic which is even better)

#lesbians #femslash #yuri #anime #mlp #my little pony #sailor moon #chibitaru #flip flappers #papicoco #magirevo #the magical revolution of the reincarnated princess and the genius young lady #euphani #yuyuyu #yuki yuna is a hero #yunatogo #yumimo #sonotogo #asteroid in love #mirao #okay I somewhat lied my other favorite ship dynamic is pink x black #but there’s already a lot of posts on that #rambles

[gamerbot-22]

I watched Moonrise Kingdom with my mom for the first time a few weeks back and the “What kind of bird are you?” scene has cemented itself firmly in my brain right next to “It’s not your fault. It’s mine.” from Fantastic Mr. Fox and “I’m not coming back, Auggie.” from Asteroid City.

#Wes Anderson #Those lines destroy me #In a good way I think #I dunno #I wish someone would say them to me #Moonrise Kingdom #Fantastic Mr. Fox #Asteroid City #Rosie Rambles

[theangrycomet-art]

Loontics Unleashed: Tunnel Vision

The latest band climbing up the charts in Acemtropolis, they are one of the first non-human bands to gain recognition (as well as notoriety) in recent years after winning a record label with Acme Records in 2068.

They're technically a rock band, though they tend to explore genres.

They are scheduled to preform at the 2774 Basherball Championship halftime show, despite the more recent threats sent to them.

Lore Below:

Don't mess with any of the band member's equipment ESPECIALLY their instruments. Jax get's particularly nasty when her guitar is touched.

Dakota Frog

performer name: Lily Pad

she/her

lead vocals/bass

Writes most of the songs with Jax

in charge of choreography

Descendant of Michigan J Frog

used to suffer from severe stage fright so she could only sing in front of one person at a time

luckily she's conquered this fear with Tunnel Vision

cool headed though she isn't above getting into mischief

Jesse Rabbit (Rodger/Jessica Rabbit descendant)

Performer name: Dust Bunny

he/him

Speaks several languages-> translates their songs

Drummer/ male vocals

Descendant of Rodger and Jessica Rabbit

clutsiest of the group, he does the least amount of stunts during their shows

smooth talker- he manages their contracts and ensures they get paid fairly

acts dumber than he is so people underestimate him

Marcy the Martian

Performer Name: Asteroid Bebe

she/her

Proper Title: Crown Princess Mihl’ah Tyr'ah,

Keyboardist/ rapper

sound engineer with Jax

Daughter of Empress Tyr'ahnee and Commander X2, cousins with Melvin

though polite and well-meaning, she is regularly impeded by her short temper (this has improved as she has found an outlet through thier music)

initially visited Earth as a culture study

she's perfectly content to chill on earth for the next century or two

tranlsate's their songs into Martian, giving them a LARGE fandom amongst the Martian Empire

Jacqueline “Jax” E Coyote

performer name: Sandy Lane

she/

9 string guitar/ lead vocals

sound engineer with Marcy

Writes most of the songs with Dakota

See Link^^^

protective over her bandmates, she's usually the one to tell people off if they are crossing a line

Tech's sister

Albums:

2769: Sour Candy (the love song/bittersweet album going over the highs and lows of a relationships)

Tug a War

Heart Murmurs

Eat it Too

Mind over Matter

(I love you, Lady!) Buh bye!

Ladies and Gents

Double Blind Date

My Demons are my Angels

rock cover of “Hello my Baby”

2770: Don’t worry, this is Just a Test (experimental album)

No Martian’s were Harmed in the Making of this Song

What is this thing?

Pliers and Wires (the diffusing bomb song)

Murphy’s Law (The Disaster Song)

Self Destruct Button

Never Have I Ever

Never again

Zap!

Gravity (thou art a heartless bitch)

No Sounds in Space

2772: Open Season (the angry album) 

Count the Teeth

Leash Laws (This Bitch Bites)

Playboy Bunnies (Bad Hare Day)

Bring back the Noise (I hope you Croak)

Four Digits are All I Need (to Slap You)

Swallowing Honeybees

Pelt on the Wall

Feather Duster 

Dynamite in my Piano

2773: Insurance won’t Cover This (direct callout to how the comet situation was addressed)

What’s up, Doc?

Second Skin

You wanna put what in my what?

Arm Cast

Scalpel to the Forehead

Surgery won’t fix This

The Bone Doctor

Empty Vase

Blow my Chest Clean Off

Hospital Fees

Freaks

2774: Highlighter Pack (dedicated to the Loonatics)

Comet 

Start your Engines 

Let’s Jet

On my Radar 

Eye of the Storm

TNT’s the New Ibuprofen 

Dodging Bullets, Throwing Stones

Lab Safety

Highlighter Pack

#Loonatics Unleashed #LU OC #LU #Jacqueline Coyote #Jax E Coyote #Lily Pad #Dakota J Frog #Marcy the Martian #Asteroid Bebe #Reese Rabbit #Dust Bunny #Tunnel Vision #OC Lore #AU Lore #TheAngryComet ART #angrycomet rambles #Fan Relatives #Loonatics OC

[amporalicious]

why is no one talking about the HUGE asteroid thats supposed to scrape by earth- the asteroid that couldve dinosaur'd us out of existence- apophis

the killer asteroid thats supposed to miss us an EXACT 20 years after homestuck began- April 13th, 2029

the same day 20 years after earth got fucked in homestuck, we couldve gotten fuck in irl

#homestuck #apophis #asteroid #tumblr #tobys lunar ramblings

[polarisjisung]

haven't been yapping on about jisung but best believe I've been losing it over him all the same

#my man is so fine #i strongly believe tiktok is a dangerous place #also his little ballet moment omg cannot believe i didnt scream about that here #feel like i need to reiterate my stance as an asteroid 😞 #loml jisung park <3 #🌸 hua rambles: nct

[nerves-nebula]

real talk though i love when a movie hurts my feelings in an indescribable way. its made doubly funny by my inability to remember names, so i cant even recall the name of the characters im sad about. guess its never really been about names for me though. i can remember faces and voices and actions and thats what matters to me. HERE I GO HURTING MY OWN FEELINGS AGAIN

#nnstuff #rambling #asteroid city

[13-possums-in-a-trenchcoat]

I was watching a documentary today about the extinction event that killed the dinosaurs (the asteroid), and I realized something.

I was watching as they detailed the 2 hours after the asteroid impact, how just about everything died, and I couldn’t help but feel so *sad* about it. Watching the 3D rendered T-Rex stumble through the trees to find her nest as the forest burned around her, i had to look away, it was so upsetting. But I wanted to know, just like the paleantologists who were uncovering these fossils. Humans desire to know the past, to empathize with the creatures that died 66 million years ago, i just thought it was really beautiful and sweet. The dinosaurs had no idea that they’d be so loved millions of years later. That I, an autistic teenager, would be crying about a T-Rex and her eggs while I learn their stories. I just think that’s neat.

#sorry kind of a ramble #dinosaurs #autism #asteroid #paleontology

[peachcitt]

trying to write but unfortunately im a music enjoyer and my music enjoying levels are off the charts

#peach rambles #i want to try and finish ch25 of gh today but all the music on my phone is so good #was listening to pierce the veil’s selfish machines album which is so distracting because that album is perfect and i know every word #so switched to my gh playlist and the first song that played was chicago is so two years ago which is a BANGER of a song #and now it’s playing asteroid 1990nowhere like😭😭😭 how am i supposed to focus when music is so awesome

[jacketpotatoo]

I actually thought I wouldn’t be upset about the Oscar’s this year and YET!

#spiderverse and boy and the heron you were too powerful. your animation rizz too scary for the academy. #absolutely snubbed for og score #NOTHING for asteroid city #Rachel mcadams you have a supporting actress nom in my heart #Oscars 2024 #jp rambles

[absolutequagsire]

More Outer Wilds babyyyyy

I played a lot more since I last posted, so here’s some of the things I did. Each bullet point is a separate run.

I got to space, landed on The Attlerock, and then died immediately because I forgot to suit up.

I landed on The Attlerock and remembered to suit up this time. I explored for a bit, talked to the guy chilling there (forgot his name,) found the Nomai Lore Zone™️, and died to the supernova.

I landed on Brittle Hollow and registered quantum fluctuations to my signalscope, found out about a “quantum moon” the Nomai journeyed to, and fell into the black hole and died in the middle of space.

I explored a bit more of Brittle Hollow and found the remains of a civilization enveloped by ghost matter, and then went back to Timber Hearth to register that weird teleporting stone in the museum as a quantum fluctuation. Then I died to the supernova.

I love this game so far and how seamlessly the world fits together. I have some guesses on the lore that I’ll post when I get to the quantum moon.

#outer wilds #asteroid rambling

[icantthinkofaname6575]

thinking so hard about astroid city. about jones who had just lost conrad playing augie who had just lost his wife. about conrad thinking he’s an old fool but he ends up writing a great play which he will never see the success of. about jones and conrad and what could have happened if conrad hadn’t died. about grief and yearning and wanting to do him right. astroid city is the only thing on my mind currently

#asteroid city #wes anderson #jones hall #conrad earp #rambles #love this movie #jonrad #my post

[revolutionary-star-luma]

My favorite couple trope silly x anxious (sometimes they are both autistic which is even better.)

#mlp #mlp fim #flutterpie #winnie the pooh #piglooh #steven universe #connieverse #jam buds #sailor moon #chibitaru #flip flappers #papicoco #the magical revolution of the reincarnated princess and the genius young lady #magirevo #euphani #yuyuyu #yuki yuna is a hero #yunatogo #yumimo #sonotogo #koisuru asteroid #asteroid in love #miaro #lesbians #gay #I remade this because my twipie phase was really short lived and I don’t ship it anymore #not that there is anything wrong with the ship #but I’ve always been more of a Flutterpie kind of guy #rambles

[sillybadger]

Asteroid City’s “things that were expected to happen didn’t happen but it was still okay” and how people process grief, especially how children and adults process grief differently (expressing everything & asking a million questions vs suppression), and how you try to apply significant meaning to sudden experiences and how do you cope when there’s no reason at all things just happen at random and am I doing this right? any of it?

#asteroid city #I woke up like 20 minutes ago first ramble of the day let’s go #OHHH MY GOD #YOU CANT WAKE UP IF YOU DONT FALL ASLEEP #I’m screaming #wes anderson

[offline-nobody]

you know when you watch something, and it doesn’t quite click initially, but then a few weeks later it all comes together and suddenly it all makes sense and its now one of your faves?

well i just had that moment with asteroid city, and i really need to write down all my thoughts about it so here we go

so, the big thing i was mulling over was ‘what was the point?’ not in a cynical way, just in a curious way, yknow. what was the point? its asked at multiple points in the film, so clearly there must be answer, right?

no, there isn’t an answer. and thats the point

an alien showed up, and for a moment it was the most important thing in the world. and then it wasn’t, and life moved on again. everything froze, and then it unfroze again, and nothing changed, and everything changed.

because life is forever moving. even when everything feels frozen, the world is still spinning, and someone somewhere is eating cereal. life moves, even in mundane ways.

whats the point?

you’re never going to find the meaning of anything, and thats ok. thats the point. just keep telling the story

its a film about nothing, and about everything. because even in the nothing of meaning, there is everything. does that make sense? i don’t know, and thats ok. thats the point. you dont have to know everything, you dont have to ‘get it’ to appreciate it. sometimes a film is just a film.

maybe the alien is a metaphor for covid, or for the loss of a loved one, or some third thing that i cant think of. it doesnt matter. because ultimately life went on, with or without the alien. regardless of what the alien was, the story kept being told. the play kept on going, even when the lead left the set. the film kept playing, even when you left the room. the world kept spinning, even when the world was frozen.

whats the point? i dont know, and thats ok. thats the point.

im going to stop typing now, because im pretty sure im about to start going in circles, but yeah, i just wanted to share some thoughts on what might be my new favourite wes anderson film

#i dont know whether this is anything or just reads as the rambling of mad person lol #i suppose ill find out once i reread it at some point #im pretty sure im not even scratching the surface of this film #i still dont get what ‘you cant wake up if you dont fall asleep means #maybe ill come back in a week and add onto this #who knows #asteroid city #wes anderson #film thoughts