#asks from Vee

[onesidedradiostatic]

crying abt how every answer to the stripes debate is so terrible and no matter who turns out to be right we can conclude that Vox's taste in fashion was ass and forever will be

like the fact ppl are considering a YELLOW TURTLENECK with RED STRIPES over a blue jacket is insane to me but ofc Vox would wear some shit like that ngl

velvette's eyes burn every time she has to look at that fucking picture on val's desk and takes every opportunity she can to insult vox's fashion in it

#ask #osrs.txt #I have not conceded in the stripes debate btw it's still CLEARLY A KNITTING PATTERN THERE ARE NO FUCKING STRIPES #but I need to stop spamming the dash with this shit... #anyways finally a somewhat more normal post from me #hazbin velvette #hazbin hotel velvette #velvette #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox #the vees #vox's stupid fucking turtleneck

[introvertgoat]

no one:

absolutely no one:

vox: [frantically muttering and scribbling] day 1,185 since alastor’s disappearance day 1,186 since alastor’s disappearance day 1,887 since alastor’s disappearance day 1,188 since alastor’s disappearance day 1,189 since alastor’s disappearance day 1,190 since alastor’s disappearance day 1,191 since alastor’s disappearance day 1,192 since alastor’s disappearance day 1,193 since alastor’s disappearance day 1,194 since alastor’s disappearance day 1,195 since alastor’s disappearance—

#everyone saying he’s obsessed with alastor is so right bcs what do you mean he asked him to join the vees dresses like him has the opposite #schtick as alastor [ tv | radio] makes a whole damn dramatic song abt him being gone AND lost to him ?? #LOSER VOX NATION RISE #valentino and velvette looking concerning at vox from #the doorway of his office #velvette: he needs counseling #valentino: LOVE counseling #hazbin hotel #vox #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin vox #the vees #alastor #the vees r antagonist losers except velvette and i can’t wait to see them try and take over the overlord power wheel next season <33

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

LATINO VIRGIL LATINO VIRGIL LATINOVIRGIL

like when he talks normally it sounds like an American accent but when he gets mad or talks to fast???

ITS HARSH

Multiple sides have found him cursing a certain snake out with a very harsh accent

Remus fucking loves his accent tho, especially when he’s saying such soft, sweet words in Spanish with an adoring voice, looking at remus like he was his everything. Remus has no clue what he’s saying but he sure as hell knows he wants to kiss his emo

- Vee 💜

Y E S Latino Vee!!! You already know the moment Vee even starts cursing Jan out in Spanish the room is dead silent cause can confirm you do not wanna be in the same room where that happens XD Also I'm cackling at the thought of Vee saying the most spooky unhinged heartfelt speech in his native tongue and Ree's just like "I don't know what the fuck you're talking about but makeout with me right now" XD

#lil bonus vee likes to cook ree food from his culture and ree absolutely L O V E S it (he teaches him how to make it too) #dukexiety #remus sanders #virgil sanders #ts remus #ts virgil #sanders sides #thomas sanders #asks #answers #Vee 💜 anon #not a countdown

[urproblematicfav-arsonk]

Success!!! ur crush of 30 years finally agreed to join ur polycule and business

however he has decided to start a gratuitously violent, extremely public, sexual qpr with ur husband that u somehow didn't notice was happening for 7 months and now he's breaking up with u cuz ur "boring" and is trying to take ur husband and girlfriend in the de-merger of ur companies

#another fic idea i have #all i want his for val to fold alastor in half and wreck his whole shop till he's bleating #is that too much to ask for in these trying times #al: *fully doing a walk of shame out of val's room* #vox: and then my stupid assistant claimed i hit him and i did not-oh hi al-i did not hit him #al: *about to puke and collapse from his guts being rearranged for 12 hours straight* hi vox #velvette forces alastor to stop straightening his hair #and al is so comphet that ge decides this must mean that she's also his girlfriend now #alastor joining vox's polycule just to usurp him and become new hinge of the relationship #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel vox #alastor joins the vees #hazbin au #polyvees #radiostatic #valastor #voxval #staticmoth

[crimeronan]

I just imagined poor Camilla trying to work her way through Boiling isles culture while simultaneously trying to understand and be supportive of her daughter’s love life. She overhears facts about Amity’s situation and just had to assume that “obvious-crush-who-sleeps-at-the-foot-of-your-bed-wakes-you-from-nightmares-and-stares-at-you-like-a-distant-sunrise-when-you-aren’t-looking” is a defined role in Boiling Isles romance. I need Darius to pull her to the side and (with love) explain these kids are a little stupid.

DJDJDJ. YEAH. camila's read a bunch of sci-fi and is just patiently assuming that homestuck quadrants and weird alien xenobiological bullshit must be going on here and it would be rude for her to question it. while darius is like no. no you must understand. these kids made all that shit up By Themselves.

please help them.

#polyamory but weird: the eternal lumiter agenda #camila is pretty good with los jibbities from knowing vee and masha and their queer friends #so she's like okay monogamy must not exist here.... i'm not sure marriage does either.... #hunter and amity are obviously both her partners but i'm not sure how the hierarchy or definitions go... #would it be offensive to ask?? would amity be considered a consort?? where does that put her in relation to hunter?? #are there biological imperatives happening here?? has anyone given luz the safe sex talk #does anyone here even know HOW to give a human the safe sex talk #i don't know how to give her the safe sex talk if i don't know how witches work!! #maybe i need to go to the castle library #replies #toh #shitty idiot repression gang #camila noceda

[flatfuckfridays]

i sat in the good ole artist chair for like 3 hours straight so my back FUCKING HURTS but that doesn't matter bc woe fanart be upon ye (ill probably make more idk. you guys are fun :])

Ooc// HOLY FUCKING SHIT THATS SO COOL NSHXHZNANNSBSC- dude that’s fucking awesome my brain is short circuiting TYSSMMM 🥺💞💞💞

[Oh? Wow, that’s pretty damn impressive, dear viewer! Though maybe try to be easy on your back, don’t want my darling fans hurting on my account💙⚡️🩵]

@cannibals-and-radio @red-velvette-swirl

#ooc// dUUDE I shit you not this is making me stim so hard /pospospos #ooc// the art look so fucking GOOD and the EXPRESSIONs and DIALOGIE From the POSTS and AHHHHHHJ /pos #flat fuck voxday #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin hotel vox #rp blog #cannibals and radio #hazbin hotel vees #red velvette #hazbin hotel rp #hazbin hotel rp blog #a/v² #ask the tv bitch

[akkivee]

NATTO ON ICE CREAM?? JAKURAI IS UR TUMMY OK

💉: while we’re on the topic, vanilla ice cream when mixed with natto is simply delicious

🥂👔: ⁉️

💉: surely the two of you have tried it before?

🥂👔: w-well…..

💉: have you? 🙂

🥂: n-no……….

👔: but sensei, you have…….??

💉: have you? 🙂

👔: i haven’t!!

💉: i see! then after this, i’ll treat the both of you to it!! 🤗

🥂: y…………yippee…………

👔: thank you very much………………..

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not only is he so fine with it, he swears by it LOL

#vee got an ask #my mtr to bat pipeline rly was going from one leader unintentionally torturing his teammates in the name of camaraderie #to the other leader intentionally torturing his teammates in the name of family LOL #the radios are fantastic lol i don’t have spotify anymore so i don’t think about them #but i have been meaning to listen to them again lol #i hope we get new ones once a next wave of content hits actually lol there are life lessons i be living by from those #on top of the fun and interesting lore lmao #throwback to when rio told a teenage girl to bribe her crush into shutting up and shooting her shot but literally LOL

[dmsr-art]

*weakly cracking voice of the starving faithful* do you ever plan on finishing that one dios apate sketch page

omg... the way there are several ppl patiently waiting for me to finish that one day 🙈

I DO PLAN ON FINISHING IT.... i think i just got burnt out on it bc some of the poses required a lot of anatomy 🤕 and i want it to look GOOD, u know? i was just very ambitious with that whole canvas

#waiting for my dios apate to come back from the war #vee asks

[imhumanguysiswear]

Ok but i just realized that this thing here

And this little bundle of joy here

Are for what we know the same species, which means one day Vee won’t physically fit in the Noceda household anymore. While also never stated we see that Vee remains mostly in her natural form at home, so i think Camila made clear after yesterday lie that she’d prefer if Vee stayed true to herself while at home.

What I’m getting at is that someday Vee is going to stop returning into her basilisk form at home, cue a heartfelt conversation between a very worried Camila (her adopted baby isn’t turning back into a snake she’s gonna assume it’s her fault same way she did with Luz) and a “i hope I don’t freak mom out” Vee

#the owl house #toh #vee noceda #camila noceda #luz noceda #toh vee #vee the basilisk #vee toh #vee #toh spoilers #thanks to them #the owl house spoilers #the owl house vee #poor mom keeps getting worried #she’s gonna need a new house #yes sir i need a thirty meters doorframe #the payments are from Eda #don’t ask where the money comes from it’s Eda

[vigilskeep]

🔥loghain <3

uhhh i don’t understand people who like loghain specifically because of the stolen throne it’s a really baffling take to me. and i’m saying this as someone who DOES like loghain as the incredibly compelling antagonist and potential ally i know from dao

maybe it’s just because i think the book and everyone in it is very poorly written JGSHSJSKK but i simply do not find him compelling in it. yeah he was some type of way for maric but we all knew that already let’s be real and it’s not a personality trait. i don’t think he like shows traits any more redeemable or likeable than in the game. he makes decisions i find even less sympathetic, and the portrayal of maric in that book makes his admiration of him less sympathetic (to me), AND i had to sit through rowan/loghain

i would sell everyone else in that book loghain included to a demon in exchange for justice for katriel. without a second thought. i wont forgive and i wont forget bye

#loghain mac tir #i honestly dont know how i didnt expect this ask from u vee

[mistyfoxxy]

Saw your post about the inbox thing so....

SUPPORT HAS ARRIVED!

Sometime before TtT, the girls can't sleep so they stay up together, ya know, being girls, and then it devolves into all three of them teasing (affectionate) Willow over her crush.

Very sorry this takes place IN TTT I’m sorrryyyyy

#from fluff to angst #my baddddd #huntlow #the owl house #asks #my first comic lets gooooooo #rainbowangel110 #hunter noceda #willow park #sketches #vee noceda #amity blight #Luz noceda #thanks to them #my stuff #sorry if it’s hard to readddddd #I’ll add subtitles if I have to AKSJAKAJSKSJ #hope you enjoy

[onesidedradiostatic]

So one overlord dynamic I kinda like to think about is that of the overlords with their contracts. Specifically, what is expected of an overlord when it comes to those under them and living within their various territories. I got to thinking about it, of course, while rewatching the episode where we meet said overlords. Specifically from the way Carmilla addressed the room by calling them "Sovereign Overlords" and stating they collectively own almost all of the population. The meeting itself, before Velvette's interrupted and derailment, actually had an interesting topic to me.

What do overlords do about the extermination? Do they just leave it to their contractors and hole up? Do they out in prep work ahead and afterwords to minimize the damage and help with recovery? Are there certain unspoken expectations of an overlord and their treatment of their souls such as protection and providing for the contractor's needs? Is this a meeting that happens after every extermination?

We only have two proper examples of Overlord and Contractor dyanamic, 3/4ths of which are main characters. Angel and Valentino, and Husk and Alastor. And in both there's a clear difference between how the Val and Alastor treat their contractor, but is that because of their differing personalities, or does one or both of them have an uncommon dynamic with their souls where one has an iron fist and abuses their souls to an excessive amount while the other has too much leeway? What does the average overlord and contractor dynamic look like?

Is part of the reason why the Vees are so disrespected amongst their own peers because of how their treat their employees and contractors?

So many questions...

it is pretty interesting think about, I do hope we get to see more on the souls the other overlords own. I guess you could compare it to how employees are treated at a workplace? except there's the added bonus of btw your soul is literally owned by this person and you can't do shit about it

also speaking of the extermination and souls owned by overlords, like obviously valentino doesn't ACTUALLY care about angel dust but does he not care that he could've lost a soul during the episode 8 extermination. did he even try to ask vox to shift the camera away from alastor so he could check LMAO.

#ask #osrs.txt #god I'd hate for val to be the only character I tag here #the vees #hazbin valentino #hazbin hotel valentino #valentino #yeah fuck it #------ tag barrier to keep angel far away from him ------ #hazbin angel dust #hazbin hotel angel dust #angel dust

[royalvelvette]

Are vox and velvette trying to get charlie become the fourth member of the vees?, because having thr daughter of lucifer join you is a powerful move.

so-so. I don't want to say too much, because it's established... fairly early on (as in the first Vox P.O.V.) in what I have for the long fic so far, but you are correct in that it's a power move.

It just has less to do with Charlie herself (at first) because even before her failed interview with Katie Killjoy, she's considered something of a... non-issue? Weakling? Not necessarily a laughingstock (that doesn't happen until after the failed interview) but pretty much everyone knows she's a bit of a pushover who spends more time with her head in the clouds than her feet on the ground.

Charlie isn't held in particularly high regard by most sinners, let alone overlords, is what I'm trying to get at. Sure she's probably powerful given who her father is, but she's so adverse to using/demonstrating that power that she might as well be on the same level (or even below) them.

The Vees are not immune to this thinking. Vox just knows something that makes buddying up with the princess worth it, and the other two just kinda go... okay, sure. Might as well. They tend to trust Vox's savvy so long as Alastor isn't involved (which, in this AU, he is not - the Vees got there first).

#but nobody is immune to the charlie morningstar #not even the three worst people you know #(esp. considering Alastor isn't fully immune in the canon) #the vees: we can make her worse [charlie proceeds to make them better] #though she is... definitely a little more ruthless than she would be otherwise #a little less willing to take shit from random demons #steadvast hoteliers #ask tag #anonymous #vox #vox hazbin hotel #velvette #velvette hazbin hotel #valentino #valentino hazbin hotel #the vees #the vees hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #charlie hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel au

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

Tw: a tad bit Suggestive

Everyone has found Virgil sleeping in odd places. The top of the fridge, the floor, one time Roman found him asleep in a tree in the imagination! It was an oak tree

But the most normal but still odd place they’ve found him is in remus’s bed. In his hoodie. Sound asleep. With Remus laying beside him butt naked

(Doesn’t he canonically do that? Idk)

- Vee 💜

The Emo can and will both sit and sleep on surfaces not meant to be slept on and Ree's bed is the only exception XD (Yes Ree canonically sleeps in the B U F F but that doesn't help the many questions and guttered thoughts for the other Sides XD)

#in the words of freddie mercury ree wants to break F R E E (from his clothes XD) #dukexiety #remus sanders #virgil sanders #ts remus #ts virgil #sanders sides #thomas sanders #asks #answers #Vee 💜 anon #not a countdown

[etherealising]

sweetheart. this isn’t gonna be the nicest message and I do not intend for this to come off as being a hater; but as a fellow author, I felt this obligation to voice what I’ve seen that might be considered “cringe”.

i was highly, highly, HIGHLY invested in your Carmy Berzatto “all i ever knew, only you” series, but frustratingly lost complete interest by your erratic postings and timeline. like having “interludes” instead of just chapters? it’s outstandingly confusing. if you want to write a flashback, just do it with confidence, but your organization of your fic is frustrating to read. you’re not a terrible writer, on the contrary - I think you’re very good. like VERY good.

however, you lose yourself in an avalanche of details. you try W A Y too hard to foreshadow and allude to certain details, but you just confuse yourself and end up “putting your foot in your mouth”.

author to author, it helps TEN FOLD to pause and reread; to reedit. fuck a publishing timeline, fuck the followers that pressure you into posting, just make sure your story makes sense in a chronological order - cause the story’s whiplash was a turn off.

and I know, I know, what’s one reader to a plethora of others? i just felt the obligation to say that while it has the potential to be a GREAT story (that you keep incredibly expanding and deepening), it is wildly confusing in terms of your “timeline”.

my best wishes, support, and eagerness to see what else you might publish! and my apologies if I came off too harsh or rude - I’d simply love to see fellow authors expand on their craft!

not angry just dejected, take this response how you want i do not care : )

please do not refer to me as sweetheart. no matter how many times you explain that this isn’t a bash or negative feedback, calling me ‘sweetheart’ implies that you’re being condescending : )

first off [aiekoy] was not supposed to be a full fledged chaptered fic, so please writing gods forgive me for the utmost heinous act of writing and figuring things out as i go.

i can understand your “critique”, but you failed to explain how duel timeline in a story is “cringe” … i’m confused??

i’m sure you’ve read a mainstream book with the duel timeline trope, that’s exactly what this is. you’re implication that i’m cringy and not confident is such a fuck you to me because regardless of your intentions with this message it’s not coming across the way you intended.

my interludes are not a “confidence” thing, if I didn’t have confidence this fic wouldn’t have seen the light of day : )

imagine telling someone writing FOR FREE that their idea is “cringy” and a “confidence” issue??? i’m sure you can understand why i might come across a bit annoyed : )

i don’t try way too hard to fucking do anything, i just WRITE. i would honestly love to see where i “put my foot in my mouth” because i genuinely don’t see it. and that’s fine because it’s my writing and i’m constantly going over this shit ALONE so of course i’m not gonna catch every little detail that make people tick.

i am not getting paid to write this story. i am not getting paid to edit this story. i am writing this story because i had an idea and felt like sharing it because why fucking not. fan fiction does not and will not always be the best piece of literature/fiction you have ever interacted with and thats okay.

if you have fuck all time to edit, re-edit, draft, re-draft, and have a beta editor then i applaud you. but i have responsibilities outside of fanfiction so if something isn’t up to YOUR standards it’s not MY highest priority.

you also say “fuck a publishing timeline, fuck the followers that pressure you into posting,” but in the same breath explain that YOU quit reading because of my “erratic postings” and timeline. maybe i’m just not understanding it but it comes across a bit contradictory.

please understand that if my timeline is confusing, it’s because the bear’s canon timeline is confusing and contradictory as fuck. i’m literally doing somebody else’s job by trying to make this timeline make fucking sense.

don’t know who bestowed upon you this “obligation” you speak of but it was not i sis : )

to whoever this anon is i hope you can understand my defensiveness as i DID NOT ASK for this critique and obviously i’m going to be defensive this is MY work. and please if my response rubs you the wrong way please do not chime back into my inbox yapping off at the mouth that i’m a “bitch who can’t take critiques”

because i actually can but your critiques are UNSOLICITED for one and it just came across extremely pretentious (at least it read that way to me).

i probably would’ve had a much better reaction to your “help” if you had given me examples and explained a bit better your point of view, but you didn’t so i don’t, sucks to suck : (

have a great rest of your day, hope your journey as a writer continues going swell : )

#this is the exact reason i didn’t want to post on this hellsite #besties please this is FREE fucking fan fiction #i am not a paid author #stop fucking expecting perfection from overworked #over tired college students #who are just trying to provide escapism #[aiekoy] asks #vee answers °•. ✿ .•° #all i ever knew only you ₊‧°𐐪♡𐑂°‧₊

[ceoofmetagala]

Today Iearned vel and ven are supposed to be teens. I thought they were both like early 20s....

#mocha.txt #IM GONNA KMS #i know im still s teen but my ass is NOT recovering from this i called velevt hot and asked fot her to step on my its iver #i think the mount rageous being all teens is kinda a stupid thing sl might change it somatht vee and ven are like barely 18 instead #im not sexauzling ghem tho thats kinda gross