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baconpncakes · 2 days

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House is like lol yah i'm bi or whatever but wilson is soooo ugly i wld never fuck that man. Wilson is like lol yeah i would marry house and live out the rest of my life with him because i love him but i'm straight. They are both saying this while they are sitting on top of each other eating chinese takeout in house's office and wilson is skipping out on his anniversary dinner with his current wife and thirteen is like ://// you are the reason biphobia exists

You are exactly correct. Wilson recognizes that this love he has for House is something he can't properly compare to anything else he's ever experienced. THEREFORE it cannot be attraction or romantic love bc he totally knows what that's supposed to be like and it's with Women. This is just. Something different. It is deep and unfathomable and unconditional. But different.

Meanwhile the worst thing House can imagine is being rejected by Wilson. And he doesn't think Wilson could like him romantically. Therefore he doesn't like Wilson. It's an 'appeal to consequences' fallacy. I don't like the outcome which I think most probable, therefore this cannot be true. He knows that he is capable of liking Wilson romantically, but he can't for other reasons. So what he feels is also just. Something different.

And Thirteen is so tired and finds both of their denials to be EXTREMELY hypocritical. Wilson considers himself as emotionally intelligent, which he obviously isn't. And House claims to value truth above all, but avoids self-reflection and awareness at all costs lol.

#and they're stupid!#also omg hi i missed you lol #house md #ask of cakes #hate crimes md

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pecanplease · 1 year

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Who in SMH would take "the floor is lava" too seriously and get sent to the hospital first?

Ohhh man my instinct is definitely Holster. He's OBVIOUSLY less accident prone than Nursey, but somehow I feel like Nursey would try to be more cautious bc he knows his track record? But Holster would be very dramatic, very competitive, get way too into it. Holster is a big guy and I think he'd smack his head on a doorframe trying to jump from a chair that he scooted around the kitchen to a cushion on the floor of the hallway

#i am OPEN for debate though lol #(thank you tingo ily <3)#ask of cakes #holster

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hartro-owns-my-heart-ro · 7 months

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a lil simon ocd comic set some time in the first year or two after cawm, i think he'd struggle a lot with having his mental filter back after 1000 years without it and try to beat back a lot of perfectly benign thoughts he'd had no problem with as ice king

#adventure time #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #ice king #fiona and cake #my art #repetition #ask to tag

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time-woods · 5 months

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he does in fact chirp

#adventure time #fionna and cake #prismo the wishmaster #Sīdus the Fallen star #scarab the god auditor #the carmine cavalier #prohibitedwish #this one goes out to the person who asked if he had other bug qualities #yes yes he does #shoutout to Sīdus being the mf to just randomly complement ppl #chasing stars au

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skyscrapergods · 1 month

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I wish I can eat your art and your lore

#ask #if somebody actually does this I will kiss you and then steal your cake and draw your ponies eating it or something

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thelostmoongazer · 7 months

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yeah he's baby girl or whatever

#fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #simon petrikov #winter king #winterkov #/ suggestive #yeah dont even look or breathe in my direction #I think i might lean back into posting more suggestive stuff again #nothing super debaucherous but yknow #also i like drawing wk a little bit aged despite him altering his appearance however he likes yknow #give him a tasteful aging and nice graceful wrinkles <3 #moon art #simon x winter king #selfcest #simoncest #i look at those tags and i admitedly hate them fbdhjvfbh but someone asked me to tag it #ive never liked the ''selfcest'' tag cuz it has connotations i dont particularly agree #but if its for the sake of tagging appropriately ill do it whatever

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ajodreja · 8 months

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Ok

#adventure time #fionna and cake #fionna campbell #simon petrikov #the winter king #at #at spoilers #fionna and cake spoilers #ask to tag

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cadaverkeys · 8 months

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In your of Bonnies and Candy Queens art, one looked like they were after succeful Candy Queen blender experiment with Winter King and Simon, is that true?

YES! good eye :]! I never made like a big cohesive design but i thought it would be a cool concept.

#ram asks #anon #adventure time #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #ice king #ice prince #bonnibel bubblegum #princess bubblegum #candy queen #at #fac spoilers #fionna and cake spoilers #seerdoesart #is calling them Royal Icing really corny or really extrmely smart?#winter king

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bogglle · 7 months

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you get it

#hunpep #ask #adventure time #peppermint butler #hunson abadeer #fionna and cake

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alakuhfuckingzam · 11 months

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guys i have had a vision of miles telling miguel about the whole 'i can have my cake and eat it too' but the whole times he's using the term bizcocho which means cake in puerto rico but in some parts of mexico it means vagina and i just 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

miles (trying to show off his spanish): see you can have your bizcocho and eat it too!!

miguel: why the fuck are you talking about my pussy

#idea stemmed from that one time my mom went into a mexican cake store and asked them for some bizcocho and my abuelo was...so embarrassed #across the spiderverse #astv #miguel o'hara #miles morales #spiderverse

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pecanplease · 2 years

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🎵!

Thank you!! 💕

send me ♪ and I’ll shuffle my music and hand write my favorite line!

#great song y'all should listen #ask of cakes

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ask-idwmegop · 8 months

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Who’s messier/forgets where they put things more?

He has one special part of the house he keeps very clean in an almost… archival fashion.

I told him I had to cut him off because of length and that doesn’t seem to have bothered him. He was just glad he could show humans some of his minerals.

- Megatron