#as is everything tbfh

[ifyougoillfollow]

you know, we talk a lot about characters and/or relationships (of all kinds) being 'doomed by the narrative' around here, and how haunting and gut-wrenching that can be, especially when it so often takes the form of death and destruction and tragedy.

and we should keep doing that, obviously. death and destruction and tragedy kick total ass.

however. can we please spare a thought for the clowns trapped in that same (burning) room?

after all, what is a comic relief character if not doomed by the narrative to always act like a buffoon despite any and all circumstances, all for the sake of relieving narrative tension?

how must it feel, to have everyone around you dropping dead, losing limbs, losing loved ones, and otherwise being on the receiving end of unending torment - and all you can do is stand there and prattle off another zinger at your allotted time?

and what if you lose a loved one yourself, o jester mine? what if - hear me out - you lose multiple loved ones? what if it never ends? what will you do then?

well, if you're lucky, you'll get to mourn for all five of the seconds you're allowed to before the size thirty shoes go back on and the narrative moves on to other, more plot-central characters.

if you're not - well. it's a good thing clown makeup is waterproof, isn't it?

anyway, shout out to all my comedy kings out there doomed to play perpetual funnyman to their more plot-central counterparts despite being in undeniably comparable pain. you may be doomed by the narrative, but you are beloved by me <3

#fiction #writing #tropes #doomed by the narrative #yamada hizashi #present mic #yes this is about mic #as is everything tbfh #i've been wanting to make a similar doomed by the narrative post about nemuri for a while #but lbr in midnight's case it's less 'doomed by the narrative' than 'ignored by the narrative' #'forgotten by the narrative' #'fucked by the narrative' #it's not even 'sacrificed by/for the narrative' either because a sacrifice has to fucking mean something substantial #nem was killed more or less for shock value and to balance the scales after the villains lost twice #that's it #and before anyone comes after me - no i am not opposed to her death just because she's a female character and/or my fave #a look through this blog and my entire ao3 body of work will show that i am distressingly compelled by- #the tragedy of her death and what it means for her character and her loved ones #but hori has done exactly none of the work to pay off on that so i will not give him the credit for it #anyway. #don't mind me just ramblin' #meta

[care666bear]

ppl arguing around me makes me feel like a small beat dog that can’t even breathe or I’ll get pounced on

#the abused child core #paralyzed in my spot with my eyes fixed on one area #hands folded & everything #unless I’m the one raging I cannot handle anger as an emotion tbfh

[rebornologist]

YALL.

Y’all can call me reblogologist now thank u thank uu thank uuuu!!!!!

#ghostie chat #literally so much love I love rbs I love comments I love likes and reads and reqs #I would even love hatemail tbfh any att’n is good att’n to me 😍 #i love everyone here eeeeeeeee #thank u thank u for everything xoxoxo

[cringefaecompilation]

i could probably get mooooore behind dorym if it was explored in the same way i ship imogearne, that is where orym sees dorian as safety, as hope, as the only thing keeping him from losing everything solely by being there, by being himself. and dorian cares for and trusts him but not quite enough to feel the same but there is still love and respect there rather than "aww the cute lil guy is sad and shy! he needs dorian to insta-fix him!" vibes that everyone else is pushing. like sure its cute but i've made my opinions on "they can fix them/each other" ships very clear lmaooooo

#🍃 #critical role #critrole #orym of the air ashari #not really spoilers #i have seen people i follow worry that dorian will come back and 'fix' orym but i genuinely doubt that shit #too much has changed in the months dorian has been gone for everything to go back to normal #so once dorian comes back and they actually interact and come into conflict i probably will like the ship tbfh #to clarify i do not like any popular orym ships as of current so i'm not trying to tear down one ship with him to prop up another

[visionheld]

he has a muse page now ♡

#ooc. #barebones like everything else here tbfh #also he's been promoted to primary muse #because my brain is full of blonde man

[cleverclove]

I support women’s rights but more importantly I support women’s WRONGS

#bro they’re RACIST they deserve everything they get tbfh #the weight of blood

[meirimerens]

romantic peterstakh fic moment of Peter breaking into Rubins apartment covered in blood, being asked whose it is, replying "not mine 🥺😚☺️🤗🤧" and getting tongue. Maybe for his honesty maybe for something else.

#everything is about it except it itself which is about things i shan't mention (writing diaries) #maybe rubin loves himself a little freak. why do you think hes with him... #whats that tweet that was like. “to me 'body count' is how many people youve eaten” and i was tagged in it over peter. #so true. #in hell rn writing orthodox dankovsky burakhovsky + most normal relationship peterstakh + 3 last kids to draw for the post... my brain #boutta explode. tbfh.

[goddessrisen]

@empyreous said. offers up jun for the pre-established meme <3 pre-est. shit ❤️ || accepting

bold for things i could definitely see or want, italics for things i could see or am unsure of and striked out for things i don’t want or cannot see.

FRIENDSHIP.     childhood friends  /  work buddies or coworkers  /  family friends  /  friends with benefits  /  smoking buddies  /  adventure buddies  /  fake friends  /  recently friends  /  party buddies  /  friendship of need  /  dying friendship  /  circumstantial friendship  /  partners in crime  /  old friendship  /  [ your muse ] is the good influence  /  [ your muse ] is the bad influence  /  [ my muse ] is the good influence  /  [ my muse ] is the bad influence  /  opposites attract  /  ride or die  /  frenemies  /  roommates or flatmates  /  penpals  /  exes to friends  /  enemies to friends  /  other

ROMANCE.     childhood sweethearts  /  [ your muse is mines ] childhood crush  /  [ my muse is yours ] childhood crush  /  exes  /  exes to lovers  /  forbidden lovers  /  highschool sweethearts  /  secret relationship  /  opposites attract  /  long distance  /  unrequited (but not actually) [ from your muses side ]  /  unrequited (but not actually) [ from my muses side ]  /  unrequited (but not actually) [ from both sides ]  /  skinny love  /  friends to lovers  /  enemies to lovers  /  spurious relationship  /  power couple  /  newly entered  /  soulmates [ metaphorical ]  /  soulmates  [ literal ]  /  awkward  /  turning toxic  /  toxic love  /  cheating [ on your muse ]  /  cheating [ with your muse ]  /  other 

FAMILIAL.     siblings [ half ]  /  siblings [ step ]  /  [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure  /  [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse  /  [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours  /  [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal guardian  /  adoptive child  /  foster child  /  [ your muse ] is taken under mines wing  /  [ my muse ] is taken under yours wing  /  other

ANTAGONISTIC.     dangerous to each other  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into sexual or romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of off circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based off misunderstanding or lies  /  conflict of ideology  /  betrayal  /  hero - villain dynamic  /  enemies  /  fight club  /  friends turned enemies  /  lovers turned enemies  /  exes turned enemies  /  other 

#✦ — • ooc • #// we rlly just said #// yeah a lil bit of everything #// but we will take jun in any format tbfh #💕💕

[softlymaximoff]

What if I just deactivated

#haha #from everything #ahah #I actually wish I was joking about considering it #I just wanna slowly just…disappear… #it can’t be that hard right? #-it’s been done before I can probably do it again tbfh-

[piratebay]

u ever go to a place and see No wildlife like no bugs no birds no rodents not even a squirrel ?

#felt like i was dead and in purgatory tbfh #the roses arent worth killing fucking everything i think #i Only saw ppl walkin their dogs. like people and maybe 2 dogs were the only animals i saw #WILD #<- lack of #404 not found

[cabin12kid]

neg in tags (bitching about shadow and bone show as a six of crows enjoyer)

#Im only on ep 4 and from a soc stan this series is dogshit #they literally take everything that makes the crows compelling about these characters #throw it out the window #and occasionally take a couple instances where they act notably against their usual character #water that down to it's simpliest #and then make that their whole personality #for fucks sake #if you liked the books dont watch the show save yourself the headache and heartache #if you watched the show........... id say read the books but tbfh those aren't the same bitches #literally wtf was all of that oh my gods #i thought they'd at least done nina and Matthias right #but they immediately stripped Nina of everything that made her a complex character so #and it completely changes their entire dynamic #its like im watching two completely different people quote two people i love #god i hate this shit so much #this is all i will say but fuck #skip the shadow and bone books u can just jump into six of crows then crooked kingdom i promise #neg #extract tag speak #sab show

[bitchcrime]

can’t wait for both the house and senate to flip

republican

#codify roe and lgbt marriage after election …. dies #democrats are so useless #say goodbye to abortion rights and like everything else #nothings going to get done (less than whatever isn’t happening now) and they’re going to block everything #and then trump will be voted back in woohooo or fucking desantis woohoo #going to have to die b4 that tbfh

[cloudbends]

Been freaking out over college but today's different. I made french toast

#vi rambling #why's it so good yet such a stupid concept. lets take bread and cook it. well cinnamon sugar does make everything better tbfh #also had it w frozen blueberries since thats the only fruit we got at home rn somehow help #tw food #anyways hi everyone whats up this fine friday

[bones-n-bookles]

Im having very Not Hetero feelings :<

#something i wanna learn more about and eventually research myself #aka go talk to indigenous people themselves mostly tbfh #is their history and relationship with canines #from dogs to coyotes #and i guess stuff in between FINE (this is a joke i want to know everything) #imagine if i did anthrocynology and i had a partner who did nonshitty anthropology with me #and we went on trips to meet and talk to and learn from indigenous people #i think that would be neat :< #we could look up at stars and wonder what people thousands of years ago saw in them #what constellations they drew and what stories they told #i just think it would be neat #ill probably delete this later but i had FEELINGS and needed to make it more than one other person's problem #i have been thoroughly bullied for my gayness by nonother than another gay #wHO IS ALSO A DOG AND COYOTE NERD SO

[hwajoongie]

once again thinking about how sebastian stan chose to play young donald trump in some fuckass biopic cause he hates my fucking guts

#WHY. WHY DOES HE MAKE IT SO HARD TO WATCH ANYTHING HES IN #the downfall started with the bronze tbfh he hates me so bad #everything hes in aside from the mcu is either the most boring uninteresting thing in the world or INSUFFERABLE #can we go back to like. sad gay political animals era. THE COVENANT?????? a masterpiece #flashing tw

[vesselmade]

sukuna trying to steal yuji’s birthday attention becus of the newly released blu-ray scenes like c’mon

#ooc. #😭😭😭 #i haven’t watched yet but i shall SOOON #anyways gonna type up yuji’s birthday post #then imma do my daily’s on genshin #then start on birthday asks for him #i wanna get everything done by saturday TBFH !!!!