#arb birthday special

[shinagawa-division]

ARB Birthday Special: Ritsuko Okada

~~ January 3rd ~~

“Beware; for I am fearless, and therefore powerful.”

Login Lines:

“Hm? What is it? You better have a good reason to have interrupted my work, choose your response carefully or you’ll be the one strapped onto this table.”

“A gift? Is that what you are bothering me for? Good grief, fine, give it here. Now leave me be, you have 5 seconds to start running.”

Voice Lines:

“As always, the clones were very eager to celebrate my birthday though I have a feeling that it’s less because it’s my birthday and more that I tend to be more lenient with them on this day than any other, maybe I’m spoiling them but for some reason I find that part of me doesn’t mind that.”

“How…surprising, when I entered my lab today recently there was a present on my desk, I was immediately skeptical because I should have gotten an alarm on whoever was foolish enough to trespass into my territory…until I realized that there was only one person who had special permission and sure enough when I checked to see who the sender was, I was quite surprised to see that it had been Ramuda who was the one to send me a present. I must say, he truly is the only person in this world able to catch me off guard.”

“I had an rather annoying dream last night…no, memory is more like it. It was of the last birthday I had spent with my father, if you’re waiting for me to say that something horrible happened then you’d be quite mistaken, it was actually quite pleasant by society’s standards but honestly, how irritating, I would rather not dream at all than having to remember a time long, long, passed.”

“Honestly Miho? Again? I mean, you’re so keen on celebrating my birthday again? While I’m somewhat flattered that you’ve taken the time of out your very busy schedule to come see me, I can assure you that I’m fine being on my own this year…Good grief, there truly is no point in arguing with you sometimes, fine, fine, I resign myself to my fate, what is the agenda for today?”

“….How….quaint. Fufu, My apologies, but sometimes I just can’t help it, plus, it is rather amusing to see you jump up and to answer your question, yes, I do. I get around 2-3 hours of sleep every other week…what? You asked, I answered, although, I am working on a way for humans to go completely without sleep. I can imagine how tedious it must be but still I commend you for even trying, thank you, Miho.”

“Hello Sumire, nice to know that even with the new year, your crude language has not once changed. I expected nothing less and honestly I don’t blame you, this is a rather busy time of the year. Yes, you’re quite right, it means very little to me which is why I’m curious as to why you’re here now, I assume you, like your aunt, have a gift for me, no?”

“Goodness Sumire, you never fail to meet my expectations. It has been a while since your last appointment, hasn’t it? I see, well, even though I would have preferred to have you here physically for our sessions, I’m still grateful all the same of you being so considerate of me. Yes, these shall be enough, I’ll admit I’m quite excited to get to work.”

Miho Lines:

“Happy Birthday, Ritsuko. What do you mean ‘again?!’ Of course I want to celebrate your birthday, be glad that there’s someone in this world that will! Well, since you know that I’ve taken time out of my very busy schedule, you should also know that I am not taking no for an answer, now, we have a bright day ahead of us, starting with my gift to you.”

“It’s a neck pillow because god knows you need one, I cannot count the amount of times I’ve been spooked by you cracking your neck. Honestly Ritsuko, do you even sleep?…Good god, woman! How are you even alive?! Ugh, nevermind, I rather not have nightmares tonight. I’ll admit, picking out a gift for you is quite the difficult task but I do hope you enjoy it all the same.”

Sumire Lines:

“Happy Fuckin’ Birthday, Ritsuko! I’ll admit, I may or may not have almost forgotten until Aiko reminded me, man, it must be rough having your birthday pretty much after New Year’s but knowing you, you just don’t care. Well, I’m glad you asked-and you already figured it out, god, there’s no point in even trying to surprise you, eh, oh well, here you go.”

“Before you ask, no, I did not murder someone, love how that’s always everyone’s go to. These are my blood samples, straight from the vein, I know that you’ve been wanting me to come in for our‘appointments’ but to be honest, I’ve been so busy already thatI genuinely don’t know when I’ll be free so I made sure to hook you up in advance, try to make them last, will ya?”

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[saitama-division]

ARB Birthday Special: Kureha Koizumi

~~ December 25th ~~

“Most things will be okay eventually, but not everything will be.”

Login Lines:

“I woke up to my phone going off like crazy, it nearly scared the hell out of me, I had thought something was wrong until I went to check it. Turns out it was just everyone wishing me either happy birthday, merry Christmas, or both. It was…nice…I’m still getting used to celebrating my birthday but having so many people wishing me well helps a lot.”

Voice Lines:

“Haah…It’s that time again, I’ve been trying to finish all of my holiday commission before Christmas but I’ve been getting more and more requests, I’m not complaining though, I could really use the money.”

“The snow looks really pretty today, it’s cold which is good. I remember watching the snow fall with…him…he was really pretty too…I miss him…”

“What do 22 year olds even do on their birthday? I don’t drink much and I refuse to go clubbing no matter what Lola says. Honestly, I much rather stay home or spend time with Sayaka, it’s always nice and warm whenever she’s around.”

“Ehhhh?! No way!! I can’t believe the Vox wished me a happy birthday! I mean, I know we’re in the DRB together but I never thought he’d noticed me! Holy shit, holy shit, this is awesome!”

“The art museum in Saitama did something special for me, the recently opened up a new art exhibition in my honor, it had all my favorite paintings and works from my favorite artists there! There was even some of my own works! I was so shocked but also really, really happy!”

“Thank you, Merry Christmas, Sayaka! I hope you liked my gift…Ah, that’s good, that makes me really happy, you’re welcome….Er, mom please, that’s so embarrassing, I’ve been grown up for a long while now besides, you have Yoshiko to dote over, I’m fine!…Mooom! Please! My face feels like it’s about to melt off!”

“Oh sick, mom! This is so cool! Thank you so much, I’m sure Kazu will love it! No, no, it’s fine, I’ve been meaning to get Kazu one of these for a while now but they’re usually so expensive and it looks super cool too, I love it and he’ll definitely love it. Aw, even when you’re looking for cat toys you’re still thinking of me, thank you, mom.”

“Merry Christmas, Lola. I see you’re back from wherever you’ve went, what? Did you not think I’d notice when you’re gone? Tsumugi’s a good actress but I’ve known you long enough to be able to tell when you’re not yourself or if there’s an imposter. I won’t ask for details, I’m just glad you’re back in time for Christmas…is that…is that blood?…Y’know what, nevermind, yes I’m sure now what is it that you got me?”

“Whoa! Are these gemstones? Wait, these are Yule Gemstones! Where the hell did you get these?! And how the hell do you know about them?! Ah…oh yeah, that’s right, I didn’t think you were listening…it’s not witchcraft, it’s Paganism, yes there’s a fucking difference. Shut it, he has nothing to do with my beliefs, still though, thank you for this, it’s really great.”

“Yoshiko! Hey, merry Christmas baby sister! Wow, you got that many presents huh? Well that’s no surprise, you’ve been a good girl all year and Santa knows that and is very happy with you. Hm? You got me something?”

“Awww, Yoshiko, this is so pretty! And well made too! You’re getting better and better each year, I’m seriously impressed, nicely done!”

Sayaka Lines:

“Merry Christmas and Happy Birthday, Sweetie! I really loved your gift, I never knew that I needed something like that, thank you so much! Oh, I can’t believe another year has gone by, I really wish that time would so down for once, my baby is all grown up! *sigh* I guess you’re right but just know that no matter how old you get, you will always be my baby….okay, okay, I’m sorry, here, I got you a present.”

“Ta-daaaa~! I got you a cat tree for Kazu-chan! I know it’s not something that you yourself can use but I figured that since you take such good care of Kazu, you’d want to get him something nice. I was thinking about what you usually wear when choosing which one to pick and I thought this one fit the bill. Oh, I’m glad you like it! Happy Birthday, honey!”

Lola Lines:

“Meeeeeeeerry Birthmas, my darling! Ehhh?? How did you know that I was gone?! Aww, and here I thought I was so clever to fool you…AWWW, Sunshine!! I’m so touched!! What did I do to deserve such a kind and considerate best friend?!…Hm? Oh, shit, I didn’t even notice that, you sure you don’t wanna know? It’s quite the tale? Okay, okay birthday girl, here you go.”

“I remember you telling me about those crystals you’re so interested in, something to do with witchcraft or some shit like that? Is there a difference, sweetheart? *sigh* I swear, sometimes I think I shouldn’t have let you met Lyall, didn’t think it was possible for you to become more goth than you already are, well, you look happy so I guess that’s good, merry Christmas sunshine.”

Bonus! Yoshiko Lines:

“Big sister! Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas! Did you look at the tree?! I got soooo many presents! Hehe, mommy said that too! Yoshiko’s a good girl! Hey, hey! I have a gift for you! Here!”

“Yay! I’m happy big sister likes my present! I made it alllll by myself! Merry Christmas!”

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[kanazawa-division]

ARB Birthday Special: Joey Kurusu

~~ October 9th ~~

“The dead cannot cry out for justice. It is a duty of the living to do so for them.”

Login Lines:

“Oh shit! Oh shit! I’m late for work! Haaah…why didn’t my alarms go off?! I set up six of them! Man, I knew I shouldn’t stayed up all night gaming! Wataru’s gonna have my a-huh?”

“What’s this? A present? And it’s for me!…Oh crap, so that’s why my alarms didn’t go off, it’s my birthday, haha!”

Voice Lines:

“Damn, I’m 24 now. I know it’s not a huge milestone or anything but after all the shit I went through and coming close to death more times than I would like to admit, I’ve come to learn that time is very precious and I’m thankful for every minute, hour, day, and year that I’m alive….wow, that was hella sappy lmao.”

“Everyone at the station sent me a happy birthday! Even the Narcotics Unit and those guys don’t talk to anyone! Man, it feels like yesterday I was just joining the force, I’m glad to make such nice and cool friends.”

“Hm? Oh, yeah, I’m fine. I just got a text from my dad, he wished me a happy birthday….’why do I look angry?’ I’m not angry! Really, I’m not! It’s just….this is the first time he’s reached out to me in four years…yeah…I don’t wanna talk about it.”

“Hahaha! Oh man, my mom is hilarious! She sent me a book a puns….a book of police puns, hehe. Oh, I am definitely going to use these on Wataru and Kyler, maybe this is the day I finally get a smile out of both of them! Wish me luck!”

“Hey Shanny….I’m sorry I haven’t visited in a while, work’s got me in a chokehold right now, especially with all the DRB stuff happening…but I haven’t forgotten you, I would never forget you. I hope you’re doing okay wherever you are, I hope that you’re happy, your big bro is working really hard to find whoever took you away, they’ll get what’s coming to them, I promise.”

“Sorry guys but I’m spending the day with my lovely Mamoru! It’s been a while since we’ve been on a date, I know it’s my birthday but I wanna make this special for him….Yeah, yeah, laugh it up, call me a simp, whatever, I’d gladly be his Tier 3 Sub!….Wait-“

“Wataru! Buddy! You’re here! And here I thought you forgot about little ol’ me!…Ouch! That’s so mean! C’mon man, we’ve known each other for how long?…You’re so cold Wataru, you’re lucky I’m here to thaw that frozen aura of yours, otherwise you’d never have any friends haha, ooooh! A gift! From you! Let’s see what it is!”

“It’s a….a….okay, I’m stumped, what even is this?….Ohhhhh…This is…nice….I guess…Hey! My desk is not messy! Maybe to you but I can easily find whatever I need no problem! It’s called ‘organized chaos’, dude, there’s a method to the madness…Holy fuck, you’re old-“

“Kyler! My dude! Good to see you, man! Feels like it’s been forever since we last hung out…that’s still too long! C’mon dude, not only are we teammates but we’re friends! We should hang out outside of our jobs! Hm? You got something for me? Your bestie? Aw, you shouldn’t have…I’m joking, gimme.”

“Whooooa, sick! A new game! Deadpool huh? This is a character from your American comic books, right? Niiiiiice! I’ve been wanting to play more western games, this is just what I wanted! Thanks Ky! We definitely have to play this together, a game night with the boys! It’ll be awesome!”

Wataru Lines:

“Hello Joey, happy birthday…to be honest, I had completely forgot it was your birthday and even when I remembered, I originally wasn’t going to do anything…*sigh* For the umpteenth time, we are not friends, we are coworkers, I don’t know why that hasn’t clicked for you…Good grief, just take this.”

“It’s a desk organizer, something I noticed that you desperately needed ever since you started working here. It’s irritating to pass by your desk and see all sorts of junk everywhere, I implore you to use it, there is only so many times I can see your Hatsuno Miki pencils and notebooks lying around so haphazardly.”

Kyler Lines:

“Sup Joey, happy birthday, man…we literally just solved a case four days ago, alright, alright, you might have a point. Speaking of, I got something for you, I figured you would like it….fine then, I’ll give it to someone else…yeah, yeah, you’re welcome by the way.”

“It’s the Deadpool video game, I had it imported all the way from America to here so you better enjoy it…Nice, I’m glad you like it, I’ll admit, you do kinda remind me of him sometimes…but without the regeneration abilities, ducked up face, and is somehow more annoying. *Sigh* Y’know what? Sure, just text me when and I’ll be there, happy birthday, Jo.”

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[kobedivision]

ARB Birthday Special: Kaiji Sano

~~ October 27th ~~

“If you were mine, if you were only mine, I'd bring you so much further down and twist your mind until the end of time.”

Login Lines:

“Hey cuties! It’s your favorite adorable cosplayer, Jinx here!…Ahaha! Wow, all of you are coming in fast, I can barely keep up! Oh! Thank you for the donation JinxLuver76! Let’s see here…’Happy Birthday Jinx!’”

“Oh that’s right! Haha! I can’t believe I forgot my own birthday, thank you soooo much everyone! I guess we can make this an impromptu birthday live! Let’s make this something to remember, okay?”

Voice Lines:

“Damn, 22 years old and I still look like I just graduated high school, not that I’m complaining, I mean who wouldn’t want to look young and beautiful? I wouldn’t trade it for anything, even if I have to deal with having to get carded at every bar and club I go to, how infuriating.”

“I’ve gotten to many messages and gifts from my fans, it just warms my heart! There’s nothing like the feeling of being pampered, I tell you and I especially deserved to be celebrated after all the shit I’ve gone through.”

“Yes mom, thank you and for the 14th time, I’m okay, Nagisa’s okay too, we’re both fine, you don’t have to come over, we know your busy with the boutique….fine, I’ll pop in just to say hi but I’m really busy today so I don’t have much time. Yeah, I love you too, tell Dad I said hi or whatever.”

“God, having 4 older brothers fucking suck. You’d think that being one of the younger members in the family, you’d get more attention and don’t get me wrong, I do, just not the attention I would like. Henri only gave me a list of various rehab clinics, Izana gave me a guide to healthy relationships book, Mikiya gave me five fucking dollars, and I haven’t heard jack shit from Claude! At least Nagisa was considerate enough to get me something that I can actually use! Sometimes I have to wonder just why my parents decided to have so many fucking kids…”

“ReeeeenReeeeen!!! Aw, I was hoping to see you! After all, how could you forget your best and most cutest friend ever? Hey, it’s MY day today! I can be as selfish as I want! Ha! That’s right, and this monarch demands gifts and I know you got some so hand it over, my loyal knight!”

“Dude, holy shit! These are so fucking pretty!! Way better than the ones I have! Awww, Ayano really knows her stuff! Good to know that at least one of you has a decent sense of fashion…Dude, I swear I see you wear the same leather and chains combo almost every day, it’s so overdone. Hehe, I’m right and you know it but seriously man, thanks for the gift.”

“GAH!! Oh goddamnit-MAX! Don’t fucking appear out of nowhere like that! You scared the shit out of me!…We both know you’re not sorry you little shit, I can see you smirking! Yes you are! Ugh, I swear, it’s like talking to a fucking wall-Huh? Oh…wow…thanks..?”

“Max…these are fucking rocks…hold on, you got these from a river?! I didn’t think there were rivers in Kobe…er, whatever, huh…well, look at you finally socializing and making friends, never thought I’d see the day. Jeez, okay! Okay!…Look, thank you Max, I know we don’t talk much but I want you to know that you mean a lot to me, y’know? You’re like another brother to me, one that I actually like, haha!”

Ren Lines:

“Hey Kai, happy birthday! *snorts* Yeah, okay. I know it’s your birthday and all but try not to get too big of a head. Fine, fine, whatever you say, your majesty. *chuckles* Damn, guess I’m not as subtle as I thought, yeah, you got me, here you go.”

“I know you already have some finger jewelry but I figured you could always have more, Ayano actually helped me choose which ones to give you, she’s surprisingly got a good eye for accessorizing…hey, what the hell’s that supposed to mean? I’m totally fashionable! *sighs* Fine, whatever, you’re lucky we’re friends, dude.”

Max Lines:

“….Kaiji…Sorry…Didn’t mean to scare you…*smirks*…No, I’m not….Shush…here you go…a gift…it’s your birthday, yeah?…Happy Birthday, I hope you like it….I spent a long time getting them…”

“Yeah….they’re rocks…I got them while in the river…and I had someone make necklaces out of them…*scoffs*…just shut up and take them…Thanks Kaiji…you and Ren…the both of you…you guys make me really…happy…brothers…yeah, we’re brothers…and we’ll always stick together.”

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[aoyama-division]

In a restaurant located in Aoyama, a man and a woman, besides the chef and musicians, were the only people present, as the man was on one knee with a beautiful diamond ring in his hand as the woman was staring at him, shocked. Who were the people in question, you ask? They were none other than Tomi Chōten, and Miho Kobayashi.

"...Miho Kobayashi," Tomi stated, "Would you do me the honor of being my lawfully-wedded wife?"

Many hours ago...

— Shinagawa, Kobayashi Residence —

"Pardon me, ma'am," Goro spoke walking into the living room where his master and mistress, Miho Kobayashi, was located, reading a novel on her sofa. "My apologies for bothering you, but it appears that you have a guest at the front door. I stated you weren't accepting visitors at this time, but the visitor stated they were from Master Chōten."

Hearing the name of her friend and fellow business partner made the scowl on Miho's face disappear slightly. She knew Tomi wouldn't bother her unless it was for an important reason. Sighing, she placed a bookmark on her current page, got up from her seat, and walked to the front door. Opening it, her eyes grew slightly as a familiar-looking older gentleman wearing a black suit, along with many other similarly-dressed men, stood at the door. Spotting the matriarch of the house, they all bowed in respect.

"Good day, Lady Kobayashi," The older man spoke, raising his head. "I am Akiharu Hino, head butler for the Chōten family. Master Tomi Chōten has ordered that my servants and I make sure you have the best day you could possibly have. He has thus ordered us to escort you as he has a full day of enjoyment and relaxation planned for you."

Hino then held his hand out towards the black limousine that suddenly appeared out of nowhere. On the back, the vehicle was adorned with the Chōten family's logo, signifying who it belonged to.

"Shall we, ma'am?

As Miho looked at the limousine, a smile appeared on her face before she looked at the old butler.

"Give me five minutes." She ordered, before walking back into the house. After five minutes, she prepared to leave before looking at her butler, Goro.

"I'm heading out now, Goro." She informed her butler. "Please keep an eye on the house while I'm gone."

"Of course, milady." Goro bowed, respectfully. "I assume that also means Lady Sumire, as well?"

Giving the butler a meaningful look, she exited the house and looked as the army of butlers stood ready and waiting for her. Nodding, she followed Hino to the limousine, the other butlers following behind.

— Aoyama, Spa Resort —

To say that Miho Kobayashi was feeling bliss would be an understatement would be an understatement. She sighed as she was face down on a massage table while a massage therapist was firmly, yet gently massaging her back. She wasn't aware of how stressed she had been lately until the therapist started pressing down on her, releasing all the tension in her body.

Hino had stated that their first stop was a spa resort, which, safe to say, Miho was thoroughly enjoying. She had always meant to visit one of these places but never found the time to. What made it even better is that she was the only person there, meaning she had the entire spa to herself, which she was not complaining about. She didn't know how Tomi had arranged this, but she was grateful.

Soon afterward, she was seated in a lounge chair with face cream and cucumbers on her eyes. Beneath her, a massage therapist massaged both her feet, as they had done her back earlier. On the sides of her, a manicurist was working on her nails, either filing them or painting them, making them. Usually, she wouldn't bother having her nails done, but she was impressed with their work.

The last part of the resort allowed Miho to soak in a spa filled with mineral water. She sighed as the water heated up, providing a soothing, relaxing time. She had been told numerous times by Goto the benefits of mineral-rich baths but had never tried them before now. She wished she had; taking one of these every day would have helped in dealing with her wayward niece. Shaking her head, the CEO refused to think of that now, preferring to let her mind, body, and soul relax.

"I must definitely remember to thank Tomi for this." She thought as she continued relaxing.

— Aoyama, Shopping Center —

After several hours of relaxation, Hino and his butlers then drove Miho to their shopping center, which, she was loathed to admit, made Shinagawa's look bare in comparison. She was then instructed to buy whatever she pleased as Tomi would pay for it all; there was no limit, as he stated this day was for her.

The Matriarch did not need to be told twice, as she busied herself visiting store after store. Much of what she bought consisted mainly of clothes and jewelry, though she did buy some practical things as well; mainly, a thank you card for Goro for all that he had done for her. She truly valued her butler. She was one of the few people in her life that she could say she trusted, and the only one whom she would say she could call a family.

Although she had Ritsuko and Sumire, neither of them could hold a candle to Goro. As much as she valued her friendship with Ritsuko, even Miho had to admit that there were times she couldn't stand the immoral and unethical Chuohku scientist. And Sumire... the less said about how much she tolerated (and she used the word in the loosest sense) her anarchic niece, the better.

— Aoyama, Restaurant —

After she had finished shopping and had bought herself a beautiful dress, she was driven to her final destination: the Chōten mansion, where the man himself, Tomi Chōten, waited. Wearing an attractive emerald-colored tuxedo, he bowed graciously to the lady waiting.

"A pleasure as always, Lady Kobayashi," Tomi stated, as he gently kiss her outward hand. "I hope this day was filled with bliss for you."

He gently took her hand as he led her to his Rolls Royce, which was waiting for the two of them.

"And it is not over yet, milady."

From then on, Tomi took the CEO to a variety of places: a theater show, a casino, and finally a rooftop restaurant. Miho was not surprised in the least to say that the restaurant was empty, save for them and a couple of chefs and some musicians who were playing classical music.

As the two finished eating, Tomi called for two glasses of wine, both already filled. Clinking their glasses together, the two downed their drinks, but Miho stopped as felt something in her glass. Looking at it, her eyes couldn't believe that it was a ring. Looking up at Tomi, she noticed he wasn't there, but was now beneath her on one knee...

Now...

"Miho Kobayashi, you are truly a woman that I would love to spend this life and the next with. I am truly fortunate to know you. And it is for that reason I have to ask you this..."

Reaching into his coat pocket, Tomi pulled out a jewel box and opened it, which contained perhaps the largest and most expensive diamond ring in the world.

"...Miho Kobayashi, would you please do me the honor of being my lawfully-wedded wife?"

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[naha-division]

Thank You So Much!

As Ryuunosuke’s birthday has come to a close, I just want to say a very thank you for everyone who participated! This is actually the first time I’ve been doing a birthday event for my oc’s as I’ve seen other people & divisions were doing this before in the past and also I want to apologize for my hiatus at that time however whether it was a simple birthday wish or getting him a gift, as his creator, I was very happy to know he was well loved and it really means a lot to me there are quite a few people likes him as much as I do. I’m pretty sure Ryuunosuke was also very appreciated for the gifts and felt the same way as well. Thank you once again and let’s hope his birthday comes around again soon!

Let’s see……I guess the next birthday event will be Yuki from @sapporo-division on December so it will be two months from now. Please look forward to that! hopefully I didn’t wouldn’t forget again hahaha

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“what am I supposed to do again and why are you even filming me?”

“You’re only going to say a thank you message to everyone who send you those gifts. I heard it’s part of the event where a birthday person should say a message before the end of their birthday”

“is that even necessary? I mean…I can just say thanks to them in person when I get to meet them, y’know”

“I kinda agree with Naoki here. It’s better to a say it so everyone will know right away how you were appreciated! You got this dude 👍🏻”

“plus you’re in luck that I have time to help sending your message on social media, you owe me that~”

“Is that how it goes? then…ok um…I want to say thanks to everyone who went their way of sending me gifts. I’m very happy to enjoy using some of them…oh! I wanna mentioned my pops really appreciate your kind offers for me. Uhh…he said if you or your family or friends are interested in self-defense lessons you are welcomed to come over at our dojo and yeah what he said! It’ll be nice if our friends in or outside Okinawa wanna spar with me haha! Again thank you so much with the gifts. I’ll definitely cherish it. Ryuunosuke out!”

#hypmic #hypmic oc #hypnosis mic #hypnosis mic oc #naha division #oc division #wild shīnu #ryuunosuke sekiguchi #I know it’s late but Ryuunosuke finally made his thank you message #sadly I not be doing the ARB birthday special since it’s already few days passed after his bday #and mainly I just don’t have time write one 😔 next time I would make for Yuki’s bday #anyway me and Ryuunosuke really enjoy the gifts and say thanks to everyone! 😆

[shizuokadivision]

ARB Birthday Special 2024: Reika Aichi

~~ February 13th ~~

“It did not occur to them that a woman could be dangerous. How foolish they were.”

Login Lines:

“Hm? What do you want? I'm quite busy at the moment. I don't have time to deal with anyone today.”

“A…gift? Ah yes, it's my birthday, isn't it? Seems like it's that time of the year again.”

Voice Lines: 

“Goodness thirty years old and yet I still look the same as I did at twenty. Not a wrinkle or blemish in sight. Unlike some people, I haven’t let myself go, not that I’m ever going to.”

“The girls at the recreation center were ecstatic to show me a dance they had worked on for my birthday. I gave them a standing ovation when they finished. It truly warms my heart to see them all having fun. To have a chance at enjoying life.”

“Once again, the upper class of Shizuoka has overloaded my staff with all the gifts they’ve sent. Amusing how they think that giving me all these gifts will save them from my wrath. They should know better than that.”

“I’ve been trying to convince Kanon to perform at my Valentine’s Gala tomorrow. I don’t care how much I have to bribe or blackmail her I will get her to perform because for a psychotic bitch Kanon had got one of the most beautiful singing voices I’ve ever heard.” 

“Speaking of psychotic bitch, hello there Kanon. Giving me a gift two years in a row? Oh my my. I always knew you loved me somewhere deep down in that dead heart of yours, Kanon. Yes, yes, I know how lucky I am. Now, what did you get me?” 

“Well, aren't you gorgeous? I wasn’t sure what I was expecting from you, but why am I not surprised? Only you would give me a king cobra as a present Kanon. Wait…what do you mean by created? …Leave it to you to create a deadly mutant snake, Kanon. I suppose you need a name then. How about Cleopatra? Oh, does that give me an idea. Now, how does it look?” 

“Sakura my dear. It’s so good to see you. Not making anyone sleep with the fishes, aren't you? Hahaha! I’m just messing with you, don't take it too seriously. Look at you, Sakura, taking the time out of your busy schedule to personally give me something. The big bad boss does have a soft spot. You love me for it.”   

“Really Sakura? A pair of brass knuckles? That's what surprises you about me. My cage fighting days? Pfft that's not even the most shocking thing about me. No, I’ve done things far more shocking than that. That’s for me to know and you to figure out Sakura.”

Kanon Lines:

“Happy Birthday, Reika. Seems like once again you’ve survived another year, but I digress. I came to give you a gift. You’re very lucky that I consider you one of the very few people I care for, Reika. Demanding and dramatic as always. Now, here, have this. It’s something I created just for you.” 

“I figured since you adore Kiyohime, you'd enjoy a second pet snake. Ah, yes, I've genetically modified it to be far more dangerous than the average member of its species. It’s intelligent to a frightening degree, and its venom is strong enough to corrode metal, let alone what it'll do to human flesh. Don’t worry about it biting you, I've accustomed it to your scent. I suppose wearing a live king cobra around your neck like it’s a necklace is quite the fashion statement.”  

Sakura Lines:

“Happy Birthday, Reika. You know, damn well as I do, that's something Hollywood made up. Besides, if I wanted to get rid of anyone, I'd hand them over to Kanon, not throw them in the Shizuoka Harbor. Anyway, I just personally came to give this to you. So here you go. Ugh, I should’ve known you’d act like this.” 

“Hey, I'm not the one who used to fight in an illegal cage fighting ring, Reika.  Which, by the way, is still the most shocking thing I know about you, considering how you act. Like what? Oi! Don’t walk away from me! Reika, you bitch come back here!” 

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[niigata-division]

ARB Birthday Special: Lyall Shiba

~~ January 21st ~~

“To forget the dead would be akin to killing them a second time.”

Login Lines:

“Sorry, I’m a bit busy with a case at the moment if you could just…eh? Is this a gift?” 

“My birthday? Oh shoot, it’s today, isn't it? Thanks for reminding me. Now then, if you excuse me, I need to focus on my case.” 

Voice Lines:

“25 years old…if you had told me a few years ago I’d reach this age, I wouldn’t have believed you…or more accurately I would have been too drugged out of my damn mind to understand what you were saying.”  

“My phone has been blowing up all day from my fans sending me Happy Birthday on PROFILE, so I placed it on silent. Not that I’m ungrateful, but I always assumed that with my retirement I’d fade out of the spotlight, but I assume not.” 

“I had a dream last night…and I saw him just standing there with that goddamn smile on his face and…I just got so angry when I saw him that I wrapped my hands around his pathetic little neck and tried to choke him…I hate him.”

“I lit a few candles on my altar to send a few prayers to Anubis and Thoth. It’s a tradition I do every year on my birthday. Mainly, I pray that the next yearly cycle of my life is a good one, but considering I’m in the DRB this year I’m not holding my breath on that one.” 

“Ah shit….I mean, hey Chief, I haven’t caused any trouble lately, so what brings you here? Oh wow, I didn’t think you’d remember it was my birthday. Awwww, I always knew you liked me, Chief! Maybe I'll even break my record for the longest amount of time without giving you a migraine. Ouch, so cold, Chief.” 

“Uhhhhh….Chief? Is this a get-out-of-jail-free card? Okay, but why? Well, I better make sure to save for when I get into some major trouble then. Anubis knows I seem to always be in your office every other day.”  

“Oh Hey Ayumu-san, I take you here to wish me a Happy Birthday too. Just a bit. I owe my life to you, Ayumu-san. It's because of you that I’m still here to celebrate my birthday. I can’t thank you enough for that. Easier said than done. Ah, you didn’t have to get me anything, Ayumu-san, but thank you.” 

“Oh gosh, out of the palettes, you could have gotten…ah it’s perfect Ayumu-san. Did you know this is one of my favorite bands? No offense, Ayumu-san, but I can’t imagine you listening to this band. You're too cheerful of a person for some of the songs.”

Seiji Lines:

“For once you’re not in trouble, Rookie. I just stopped to wish you a happy birthday. Of course, I did. I know the birthdays of all the officers in the department. Normally, I'd wish you a Happy Birthday and just be done with it, but given that you haven’t gotten on my nerves much recently, have this. Consider it both a gift and a reward. Nope, a migraine is starting. *sighs* Get back to work, Shiba.” 

“Of course it is. Given how often you seem to get in trouble, I would think you’d appreciate it. You can redeem it and get off scot-free from any punishment I would usually give you. Only once, though, so use it wisely, Rookie.”

Ayumu Lines:

“Lyall, can I talk to you for a second? Am I that easy to read, huh? Anyway, I'm glad to see you’ve been doing well, especially considering our…first meeting. I was just doing my job, Lyall, but if you want to thank me, just keep living your life would be more than enough. Now then, I know you're into wearing dark makeup, so I got you this as a gift.” 

“Is something wrong, Lyall? It was one of the first palettes I found when I looked up ‘goth makeup’. Really? Maybe I should listen to them sometimes. Eh? Why not? Hey, it’s not my fault. I like to see the bright side of things.” 

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[minato-division03]

ARB Birthday Special: Miku Shirazuki

~ January 13th ~

“Speak your mind, even if your voice shakes.”

Login Lines

“Happy Birthday to myself. May the universe bless me with a new year of cherished memories and also inner peace.”

“It’s been another 365 around the sun. Hopefully, this time around, I’ll learn to make the most of every moment.”

Voice Lines

“If I’m gonna be honest… I don’t know what to make of my birthday… so much has been happening that my own birthday was sorta the last thing on my mind. But I guess since I’m still here, I should be grateful that I’m still surviving.”

“I don’t really know how to celebrate my birthday now that I’m not an idol… I used to do long zatsus on SNS with my fans. But that’s not really an option now. I know I asked for peace this time around, but now I actually don’t know what to do with all this… free time?”

“Oh, Your Majesty… You? Made something for me? What is this? Holy shit, it’s a sun catcher… I… I don’t… thank you… thank you so much…”

“Your Majesty… I don’t know what to do… I’m a whole year older and yet… I can’t seem to grow up past the age of thirteen… I’m stuck down here… The future is in my hands… thank you… I’ll do my best to remember that.”

“Oh, hi, Reiaki. Oh, thanks… Well… I told the Queen that I still don’t feel like I’m a whole year older yet… She told me that I’ve learned and grown since I was thirteen… So you too? I figured that’s what she intended… I just hope I can live up to her expectations.”

“A new lunar calendar… it’s really pretty… I didn’t get to find one for the new year yet. But you found like the perfect one… Okay… thank you, Reiaki… Let’s do it.”

Queen Card Lines

“Miku-chan, a happiest of Birthdays to you. For a day to celebrate the day of your coming into this world, I am bestowing you with a gift, made with my own two hands. Trust me, my dear, you know what this is. Right on the money, my darling. And it is designed to hang in your window. Infuse it with the crystals you cherish so and it shall turn ordinary sunlight into a scattering waltz of rainbows, turning your room into a whimsical world of colors.”

“It would seem something is troubling you, my dear. Talk to me, what is the matter? Miku-chan. Miku-chan, listen to me. Your thirteen-year-old self was unaware and was searching for something beyond her. You’ve learned from then, and you’ll continue to learn and get stronger as you continue to grow. You’ll turn fourteen one of these days. Until then… do me a favor, love, and remember this… the past is in your head. Your future is in your hands, now. Our future is in your hands.”

Reiaki Lines

“Happy Birthday, Miku-chan! How does it feel to be another year older? I see… So you’re also stuck in the past… She’s right, you know. I still feel like I’ve never moved on from that day… and I don’t think I ever will. But I think Her Majesty doesn’t expect us to fully grow past our pasts. Just for the both of us to know that there’s a future to look forward to.”

“How about this? I might have the perfect present for you. Go ahead! Take a look! Hehe! You like it? It’s a lunar calendar for the new year! It tracks the lunar cycle and it also is an astrology planner. I got one for you before you could buy or make one yourself! Keep track of the upcoming days with this. Happy Birthday, kiddo… you deserve peace for yourself… Let’s both grow up at own paces, okay?”

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[edogawa-division]

ARB Birthday Special 2023: Yuriko Kuromiya

~~ December 22nd ~~

“Death is not the opposite of life, but a part of it.”

Login Lines:

“Forgive me, I’m a bit too busy to stay and have a chat. So please make it quick.”  

“A gift for me? Christmas isn’t for another few days…hm? It’s for my birthday, oh it appears I forgot all about it again. Thank you for reminding me.”

Voice Lines:

“Once again, it seems like my birthday has come around and surprised me. I suppose that I never truly celebrated it growing up, so it makes sense that I would forget all about it. Of course, nowadays I have two gremlins who love to celebrate it for me.”  

“35 years old…goodness if you had told me 15 years ago that I’d reach this age I would’ve laughed in your face. …Father’s death sent me spiraling so badly that I took job after job, each one more dangerous than the last. A small, dark part of my mind hoped that one of them would do me in. *chuckles softly* Yet here I am still alive and a mother to boot.” 

“Several of my old mentors called today to wish me a Happy Birthday. Some of them even sent gifts surprisingly. None of them could be said to be the most generous of people. Master assassins aren’t usually the type.” 

“It’s been oddly peaceful lately with no sort of trouble coming from either Kaoru or Kanra. *sighs* Why does that stress me out more than if they were causing chaos? Goodness, I never thought I’d appreciate being born with white hair. I just know that if I had any other color I’d be going gray early.”  

“Speaking of going gray early, You’ve been surprisingly quiet, Kaoru, not even a peep coming from inside your lab, something that is extremely unusual coming from you. So I ask what have you done? …Kaoru, the words “hidden project” do not give me a sense of comfort. Don’t believe giving me a gift is going to distract me. We’re coming back to this Kaoru.” 

“Oh, this is quite elegant, Kaoru. You made this? …What did you do? Only you would turn a watch into a deadly defibrillator, Kaoru, but you do know I don't exactly need it to be dangerous? I suppose I’ll add it to the other “tricks” I have up my sleeve then.” 

“There you are, Kanra. You’ve been pretty quiet recently as well. Want to explain to me where you’ve been? Uh, huh, something tells me you’ve been doing more than that. Oh? Let’s see it then. I can only imagine what you got me to spend so much time saving up money for.”   

“Kanra, where did you even get this? Let alone even afford this?! Even at their cheapest, these still run a person $10,000 easily. You’ve been doing what? That is extremely dangerous, and you could’ve gotten hurt. The point is Kanra, you shouldn’t be fighting anyone for money, let alone in a cage fighting ring. You’re not getting off the hook that easily. You’re grounded, Kanra.”

Kaoru Lines:

“Happy Birthday Yuriko…what do you mean? Oh, so just because I was quiet, that means I did something. Well, if you must know, I've been working on a project of mine hidden on the coast of Edogawa’s portion of Tokyo Bay. Don’t worry about it, Yuriko, but if it makes you feel better, I was working on this for you, too.”  

“You bet I did, and guess what? You know my Spider Bites, right? They function pretty similarly. Just press the dial on the side, and it fires a dart that delivers an electrical shock strong enough to disrupt the cardiac system. I know you don’t need any weapons to be dangerous, but better safe than sorry. Think of it as a hidden trick up your sleeve no one will ever expect!”

Kanra Lines:

“Happy Birthday, Yuriko-san! Oh, just out and about, you know. *smiles* I have no idea what you’re talking about. I’ve just been here finishing up your birthday cake. Anyway, I got you something for your birthday! It took me a while to save up for it, but I managed to get you this!” 

“Well about that…I might have spent the last few weeks in an illegal cage-fighting ring. What? Not like any of them could ever beat me! Fine, I’ll stop going out to do cage fighting for money. Now let’s have some of the cake I made you! ...Fuck.”

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[akihabaradivision]

ARB Birthday Special: Keiko Yumi

~~ December 22nd ~~

"The first draft is just you telling yourself the story."

Login Lines:

*Sighs* "Finally done! Hopefully once I send these in, my publisher will get off my back for the next month or so. ...And in record time too! Once I drop these off I can head to work and see what assignments Nemu-san has for me. ...Hmm? A message from... Nemu-san? 'Work is canceled. Enjoy your birthday.' My... birthday?!"

"How foolish can I get? I've been so busy with work I neglected to notice today was the day of my birth! I messaged Nemu-san back thanking her, though canceling work was unnecessary. ...She didn't message me back, but I assume it was because she was busy with work of her own. ...But still, what am I going to do with this free time I have?"

Voice Lines:

"I received a lot of 'happy birthdays' and such from the people of Akihabara, which is nice. ...You know, it's funny. Back when I was younger, nobody really paid me any attention. I was just another face in the crowd, so to speak. And if they did pay me attention, it was usually always negative. I can't count the number of times I got bullied back in high school. I definitely don't miss those days."

"...I don't believe it. Otome-sama, herself, sent me a 'happy birthday'! I don't believe it! I always figured that I wasn't worthy enough to be in the Prime Minister's shadow. That I was just one of the many people working under her. I mean, not that I don't mind working for Chuohku, but... too be recognized by the Prime Minister, herself. This is an honor I don't take for granted!"

"What the...? Where did all these gifts come from?! Are these all for me? Most of them are from my friends at school. ...Ha. Like I mentioned earlier, when I was younger I was used to being ignored or bullied. But now, I'm adored. I don't know if its because of my manga or just because I'm in the D.R.B. ...One thing is for sure, I definitely don't miss high school. Uni beats that place any day."

"Sheesh, it's going to take a while to get through all of these gifts. Here's a fancy one! It says it's from... my mom. Tch, great. What did that hag have the audacity to send me for my birthday? ...Some cash for my birthday? How original. And what's this now? ...A photo of my high school graduation? ...Tch, I won't ask how she managed to take a photo of me like this. Probably asked grandma for it. The nerve of her! She thinks me so soft sending me this will make me forgive her?! To hell with that, and her!" *Throws the present in the garbage, not giving it a second thought*

"Criss? What are you doing here? I mean, not that I'm not glad you're here, but I thought you mentioned in your last letter you were stranded on Hokkaido exploring a haunted hospital or something. ...You hitched a ride with someone? How many times do I have to tell you that's not safe? There are a lot of dangerous people out there, Criss. Any one of them could do something to you if you're not careful." *Sighs* "Well, I suppose the important thing is you're back home and safe. But please be more mindful next time."

"...You got me a birthday gift? Not that's it not unappreciated, but how? I thought you were out of money? ...Ah, that explains it, I guess. So, what is it? ...A hoodie? Oh, and it features a manga artist on it. Cute. It looks really nice. Plus, you got it in pink, my favorite color. Thanks Criss. This was really sweet."

"Nikki? You're here? Wow, someone alert the papers! The recluse actually left her room, for my birthday, no less! I'll definitely have to mark this date down on calendar! ...Haha! Sorry, I couldn't help myself. But really, I'm glad to see you've gotten out of your room, at least, once this week."

"Anyway, are you here to wish me a 'happy birthday' too or... A gift? From you? ...Wow, I'm definitely going to have mark this day down. ...A drawing tablet? ...Wait, this is a Wicom Cintiq Pro, isn't it? Do you know how expensive these things are, Nikki?!" *Sighs* "Fine, I'm not going to look a gift horse in the mouth. But I really find it disgusting that you earn more than I do when you work far less. ...Yeah, whatever."

Criss Lines:

"Hey Keiko! Happy birthday! ...I was stranded, but thankfully, I managed to hitch a ride with some nice gentlemen who gave me a lift back to Tokyo! Oh, come on, Keiko! They were really nice gentlemen! Trust me, I have an inkling if I feel someone is dangerous or not. ...Alright, I'll be more mindful, but I'm really okay, as you can see."

"Anyway, here's your birthday gift! ...Oh, my check came in from my YouTube videos! It wasn't as much as usual, but it was enough to get you a gift. Ta-da! It's a mangaka hoodie! I saw it on the way here, and thought it would really suit you! ...Thanks Keiko! Glad you like it. Promise me you'll wear it, okay?"

Nikki Lines:

"Hey Keiko. ...Are you quite finished? ...You know, if you're going to act like this, then I'll just leave. I don't have to stand here and be ridiculed for my life choices. ...Whatever. Anyway, here's your birthday gift. ...Yes, it's a drawing tablet, one of the most expensive ones on the market, FYI. The guy I ordered it from said this would help with artists who draw digitally. ...Look, if you don't want it, I can always return it and get my money back. ...What can I say? Video games are my bread and butter and they earn me money."

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[shinagawa-division]

ARB Birthday Special: Sumire Shinomiya

~~ November 6th ~~

“Your pretty empire took so long to build, now, with a snap of history’s fingers, down it goes.”

Login Lines:

“Haaah…it’s that time again, I’ve been counting down the days and I still feel a sense of dread whenever this day comes, you’d think I’d be used to it now but no, it’s always the same…this wretched excuse I call for a li-huh? Oh…you have a present for me…thanks.”

Voice Lines:

“Holy shit, has it really been 20 years? Well, it’s been 8 for me but it’s not like anyone would understand if I told them, they couldn’t anyways.”

“What’s with all the weapons and protection gear? Look, you don’t get to be where I am and not have a shitton of enemies, my birthday may seem like a time to let loose and relax and it is don’t get me wrong, but it’s also a prime opportunity for anyone to come get their licks in so I have be on my guard.”

“The Den is once again celebrating my birthday to the extremes. This year they decided to hack into the Nation’s airwaves to play all my favorite songs and that’s not even all, they haven’t anything to me yet but they did mention that there would be a big surprise when I show up at the Den. Good grief, I love those guys.”

“̷͇̌I̵̧͑’̶̤̀ṁ̶̳ ̸̪͆t̷͇̆î̸̲r̸̭̈é̶͉d̴̲̈.̶̣̐ ̶̘̕Ï̷̢’̴̱̈́m̶͇̌ ̵͖̿ș̸̍o̸͉͆ ̸͕͋s̸̬͂o̸̭͊ ̶̞̂t̴̬͋i̸͍͐r̷̦̽e̴̜̓ḓ̴̇,̸͚̓ ̶͉̍Ị̶̈ ̵̥́j̵͕͝û̶̥s̴̜̿t̴͇̃ ̴̡̎w̶̕ͅá̵̬n̷͘ͅț̶̄ ̴̨̋i̶̱̾t̸̜̂ ̶̦͐å̴̘l̸͙̀l̷̼̀ ̸̨͐t̶̲́ó̵̫ ̶̻̄e̸̫͆n̷̺͂d̷͎͂,̴͖́ ̴̯͂p̸̗̃ḽ̸͑e̶͇̊a̴͉̐s̸̢͛e̶̱̐,̶͌ͅ ̵̩̇Ǐ̸̫ ̴͕̇ḍ̴̋ȍ̷͜n̶̯̒’̴̠̀t̸̠̕ ̶̙̾w̴̻͐a̷̝͊n̷̟͝t̸̘͛ ̶̩̆t̸̟͌o̵̼͘ ̵͌͜d̴͖̚o̶͙͒ ̸͎̽ṫ̵̜ĥ̴͈ị̶̉s̸̙̾ ̷̺͑a̷̻͌n̴͎̊ÿ̶͕́m̸̹͂o̶̤̽ṛ̸͗e̴̘͋.̷͈̇”̷͖̚

“My dear Malphas had his hivemind perform a show for me, dozens upon dozens of spiders spinning synthetic webs and doing tricks that would remind you of a circus, it was so lovely and I gave Malphas all sorts of upgrades as thanks for the lovely present he gave me.”

“Ritsuko! My favorite batshit scientist! Is it bad to say that I’m glad to see you? Oh shut up and take the compliment. Wow, I feel so special to know that I’m your only other friend besides Miho. Oh? You got me a present? That’s three years in a row Ritsuko, I’m amazed by your consistency, alright let’s see what you got.”

“Are these…chemicals? Wait what?! And you managed to make all these from our DNA samples?! Holy shit! Ritsuko, I can’t believe you just made liquid superpowers! That’s fucking amazing! Thank you!”

“Miho….Thank you….oh, um, thanks…you didn’t have to but I guess I appreciate it?”

“This is…a bracelet…I mean, it’s pretty but…it looks worn, why did you give me this?…W-what?…My…mother? This was hers? I…It’s my favorite color…and it looks so pretty…h-huh? Wait! Miho! You can’t just drop this and leave! Wait!”

“Oof! Ack! Aiko! I know you’re excited and thank you for the birthday wish but you’re k-kinda crushing me r-right now…*gasps* It’s alright, I’m glad that you’re feeling happy, just seeing you as you are now makes me happy too…*chuckles* y’know you don’t have to get me anything right? You as whole are already a gift. Alright, alright, let me see it.”

“Whoa…this is..really fucking cool! Where’d you get this? You made it?! Ah, with the help of the others, well, that’s still awesome, thank you so much Aiko, I’ll treasure it.”

Ritsuko Lines:

“Happy Birthday, Sumire. My, I think you’re the first person to have ever say that, are you feeling well? Fufu, fine, just know that besides their aunt, you are the only one that can say such things to me and still live another day. But enough of that, I have your gift here with me and I’m sure that you’ll like it.”

“Yes, they’re chemicals, but not just any chemicals, thanks to you and your friends…assistance, these chemicals, if ingested will significantly improve and boost an aspect of your biology. The yellow liquid will increase your speed, the dark green one will increase your strength, the pink one will give off potent attractive pheromones, and so on and so on…*sigh* Yes, essentially, they’re “liquid superpowers” as you so crudely put it.”

Miho Lines:

“Sumire….Happy Birthday…*coughs* um, I know you must have a lot to do today so I’ll make this quick. Here you go.”

“Yes, I know it’s not your usual style and I tried to keep it as pristine as possible but…your mother loved that bracelet so much that she wore it everyday so of course it’s not going to be the same. Yes, that bracelet belong to her mother and now it’s yours, I…trust that you’ll take good care of it, if not for me then at least do it for her…right, I’ll take my leave now.”

Bonus! Aiko Lines:

“BIG SISTER!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Hm? Ahh! I’m so sorry! I’m just so happy because it’s your special day! Yay! I’m glad you’re happy too big sister! Oh! I even have a present for you! *pouts* Big sister! I’m glad that I have such a positive influence on your life but I still want to show my gratitude! Pleeeease? I worked very hard on this! Great! Here! Open it! Open it!”

“Ta da! A scorpion bracelet! With a little ring attached! I made it myself!…Well, I did had some help from everyone else but I did most of the work! So? Do you like it? Yaaay! I’m so glad Big Sister likes my gift!”

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[saitama-division]

ARB Birthday Special 2023: Sayaka Miyuki

~~ September 23rd ~~

“Courage doesn’t mean you don’t get afraid. Courage means you don’t let fear stop you.”

Login Lines:

“Ah! Hello there! Fancy meeting you here! It’s always nice to see a familiar face, how have you been?…Hm? What’s this?”

“Oh a gift? For me?…Oh, that’s right! How could I forget my birthday again?…Haha, thank you so much for the gift!”

Voice Lines:

“Goodness, somehow I managed to hit 32. Haha, I’m not complaining of course, it just amazes me to see how far I’ve come, I’m sure if younger me saw current me now, she’d be quite surprised haha.”

“Hm, it’s such a nice day out. Perhaps me and the girls should have a picnic to celebrate, just the four of us spending some quality time together, there’s no better way to celebrate.”

“Hello Papa, I know it’s been a while since I’ve last visited, life has kept me busy and I know that’s no excuse so I’m sorry. I’ve tried to contact Mother but I’m not surprised that she hasn’t answered, quite sad isn’t it? Things were so much easier when you were around, they weren’t perfect, of course not, but still, at least we were whole, at least we were a family…and now…I’m sorry, I’m sure you didn’t want to hear me ramble, I hope you’re doing well wherever you are, I’ll try to visit more and bring Yoshiko and Kureha too.”

“Ahhh, everyone is so nice! I’ve been getting gifts and birthday wishes from nearly everyone in Saitama, I’m so happy but it’s quite a bit overwhelming to be this popular, I still have no idea how Lola deals with it to effortlessly. But still, it does warm my heart to be so well liked in my community.”

“Lola! You’re here! Of course I’m happy to see you, I’m just surprised, I thought you had an interview today?…Oh Lola, how many times do I have to tell you to not trick your way out of your responsibilities, I would’ve understood if you were busy and I don’t want you to get in trouble…*sigh* Fine fine, I guess it’s too late to stop you anyways and I’ll admit, I’m glad you’re here…hm? You have a gift for me? Oh, you don’t have-Okay okay! *giggles* What did you get me?”

“Oh my gosh! Lola, this is wonderful but where did you get this? It didn’t cost too much did it? I swear, your gifts keep getting more and more extravagant every year, I’m starting to feel guilty. I know, but sometimes I think you spoil us too much *laughs*. Thank you so much, now the question is where do I put this?”

“Kureha! What a surprise! Usually I’m the one that’s doing all the hugging, not that I mind a change of pace haha. I’m very glad to see you, have you been eating well? Are you getting enough sleep?…What? You can’t keep anything from your mother, I know you very well and I know that you don’t exactly have the best self care habits. Hehe, I told you, you can’t hide anything from your mother, okay, I’ll stop teasing, what is it that you have there?”

“Kureha this is…this is so beautiful! You made this?! I know I shouldn’t be surprised but I can’t help it! You’re so talented and the song is beautiful! Do you know who it’s from? Oh, well it’s still very lovely, thank you so much for the beautiful gift, sweetie.”

“Yoshi baby! There you are! How’s my special girl? You’ve been so quiet all day, I was starting to get worried. Hm? Is that a plate?”

“Oh Yoshi! These are lovely! How…exactly did you make these?…Ohh, I see, well thank you for the treats!…Oh…wow…these are…*coughs* soooo good! You did a very good job sweetheart!” *winces*

Lola Lines:

“Haaaaappy birthday, darling! What? Surprised to see me? I know I said I had an interview today but there was no way I could miss out on your birthday! So I called and said that I had to reschedule due to an emergency and they were very understanding. Oh, don’t give me that look! If I have to choose between boring interviews and spending the day with the closest people I have to a family then the choice is obvious is it not? Hehe, I knew you’d see it my way, now enough chat! I got a present for you and none of that ‘oh you don’t have to nonsense!’”

“Ta daaaa~! Your very own massage chair! I had it special made to suit all your needs! You’ve been complaining about how much your back hurts lately and with those lovely pair of knockers you got there, I don’t blame you! Such is the price of beauty I suppose. Ah! Ah! Don’t worry about the price, it literally didn’t cost me a thing, you deserve nice things, sunshine and I adore spoiling my girls.”

Kureha Lines:

“Happy birthday, Sayaka! What’s with that look for? I can be affectionate when I want to be, granted you and Yoshiko are the only people I can be all touchy feely with. Yes, yes, I’ve been taking care of myself, I’m an adult mom, why the sudden questioning?…Hey! I’ve improved! I’ve starting to get six hours of sleep instead of four! Ugh, I swear, you have the weirdest sixth sense when it comes to me. Anyways, here’s your present.”

“It’s a music box, it took me a while to make but I’m pretty happy with how it turned out. I made the design myself and as for the song, I had help from a….friend, uh nevermind, it’s not that important, I’m glad you like it. Happy birthday.”

Bonus! Yoshiko Lines:

“Mommy! Happy birthday! I’ve made something for you, I hope you like it!”

“Cookies! I made them with Auntie Lola! The frosting and sprinkles were done by me! Do you like it? Yay! Happy birthday, mommy! I love you!”

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[kanazawa-division]

ARB Birthday Special: Kyler Aaron

~~ August 23rd ~~

“True peace is not merely the absence of tension: it is the presence of Justice.”

Login Lines:

“Hm? Yes? Is there something wrong? Are you here to file a complaint?”

“No? This is….a present…oh man, has it really been a year? Thank you for the gift, I’ll take good care of it.”

Voice Lines:

“I can’t believe my birthday is already here, granted I’ve only been in Japan for a few months but it’s crazy how fast time flies. I wonder how everyone back home is doing? Man, how I wish I can see Roxie again.”

“It’s only a matter of time before Evelyn hears word of my birthday and decides to take things into her own hands, which I don’t mind, seeing her happy makes me happy and she does make things fun. Really what I’m worried about is what ‘gift’ Ace gets me…that is if he can be bothered to remember.”

“I got a bunch of calls and text messages from my friends back home, it’s nice to see what everyone’s up to, they all have such…normal lives….it’s great.”

“Oh man, this is great! I can’t believe Roxie got me this gift, it’s exactly what I wanted too! It’s weird yet amazing how she knows me so well, I wish I can hold her again.”

“Hello Wataru-san, I’ll admit I’m surprise to see you out, I thought you had a shift today? Oh I see, well still, thank you for stopping by. Hm? You actually got me something? Thank you.”

“A wallet? Wait, this is that ridge wallet I’ve seen everywhere. I’ll admit, I have been needing a new wallet so this came at a perfect time. Thank you, Wataru-san, this really helps a lot.”

“Hey Joey, you look excited, did you finally propose to your boyfriend? No? Damn, c’mon man, you can’t keep chickening out, life’s gonna pass you by if you keep hesitating. Fine, whatever, so what brings you by?”

“Whoa, this is…manga right? They’re like comics but Japanese, cut me some slack, I’ve never read anything like this but this looks cool, you said it was about soccer? Then that’s all I need to hear, thanks Joey, I really appreciate it.”

Wataru Lines:

“Hello Kyler-san, I’m glad I caught you, I heard it’s your birthday today…yes, I do have a shift today but it doesn’t start until later so I thought I could give you your gift before it does.”

“It’s one of those new ridge wallets that’s been popular lately, I’ll admit, it’s very useful and practical, I’m glad my sons pushed me to get one, I thought it would help you too. I’m glad to hear that you like it. Happy birthday and keep up the good work.”

Joey Lines:

“YOOOOOO KY!!! Happy birthday man! How does it feel? Feel old yet? Haha, I’m joking but for real, happy birthday….No, I didn’t propose and stop calling me chicken! It’s a lot harder than it looks! Plus it’s a sensitive topic, one that takes time! Ughhhh whatever man, just take your gift!”

“Yep, it’s manga! And for the record manga and comics are two completely different things! Yeah yeah, fine I’ll give you a pass because it’s your b-day. Anyways, it’s called Blue Lock and it’s all about soccer which I knew you would love, tell me what you think when you read it.”

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[kobedivision]

ARB Birthday Special: Max Soukoku

~~ April 17th ~~

“Right now, you’re the only reason I’m not letting go.”

Login Lines:

You feel a blade pressed against your neck. “Who….are you…and what…do you want…tell me now…or I’ll—“

“…What is this…?…A present…birthday…it’s my birthday…oh…thanks…”

Voice Lines:

“Ren and Kaiji said…that I would…be turning…19 today…I don’t know why…but they looked…excited…but they looked sad when…I said that…I never had…a birthday before…I still…don’t really get it…but as long as…I have them…I don’t mind…”

“When I woke up…this morning…I realized that…Hunter was gone…it wasn’t anything…bad…he just likes to…run around the house…for exercise…but this time…was different…he brought…something…a gift…he really is…a good boy…I’m glad to…have a brother like him…”

“The forest…seems alive today…it’s also…in good spirits…I’ve found lots…of nice things…when getting more resources…and stocking up…on food…I wonder…if this is its way…of saying…thank you…for protecting it…”

“Leader…and the others (except Ravage…that piece of shit…)…wished me a happy birthday…he even said that…I didn’t have…to work today…that’s…nice…I guess…but now…I don’t know…what to do for…tonight…”

“Hey Ren..thanks…I dunno, it’s not really…a big deal…for me…but I’m glad you’re…so happy…so yeah…I’m a little bit…excited…oh…a gift…thank you…”

“Oh…sick…I like it…thank you, Ren…I’m glad to…have met you too…you and everyone…you’re all…important to me…I promise…won’t let anything…happen to you all…”

“Hey Kaiji…hm? Oh…it’s someone’s birthday, today?…What are you…doing here then…Ohhh…right…keep forgetting that…great…can’t wait…I guess…hm? Oh…thanks…”

“Whoa…these are…really nice…not too flashy…thanks…this is…really thoughtful…I’m sure Hunter…would love these…thank you Kaiji…even though…you’re annoying sometimes…I’m really glad…to have you…in my life…”

Ren Lines:

“Max! Happy birthday, man! C’mon, aren’t you the least bit excited? After all, this is your first time spending your birthday with us!…And your first time spending your birthday in general…but nevermind that, all that matters is that you’re here with us and I got you a gift to celebrate.”

“Do you like it? I know you’ve been taking up woodcarving recently and I’m glad you’ve found a hobby to enjoy, so I figured I’d help you get a good start by getting you a woodcarving kit. I’m glad you like it, I meant what I said earlier, I know we didn’t get off on the right foot when we first met but I really couldn’t have asked for a better brother, I just want you to know that you mean a lot to me, Kaiji, Nagisa, Ayano, and Ryōhei. So, thanks, for coming into our lives.”

Kaiji Lines:

“Ohhhhhhh Maxiiiiiiiiii~! I heard that it was a certain special someone’s birthday today!…*sighs* It’s your birthday, dummy! God, you’d think after a year, you would understand verbal expression more…oh nevermind, look, Ren and I got the whole day planned out, it’s your first birthday since meeting us and we’re gonna give you the time of your life! But first, here you go!”

“Ta daaaa~! Neat, huh?! I had these collars custom made, I know you like the simple style so I didn’t go overboard with the designing process, gotta admit, they look good, right? Look, there’s two! So you and Hunter can match! Hehe, I knew you’d like them, putting all that aside, happy birthday, Max, even though you drive me up a fucking wall sometimes, I’m really glad that we met.”

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[okinawa-division]

ARB Birthday Special: Evelyn Rose

~~ December 20th ~~

"If my mind can conceive it, and my heart can believe it, then I know I can achieve it."

Login Lines:

"I wonder why my producer, like, cancelled practice for today. He told me to just go out and relax today. He said it was an early 'gift' for me, but I don't, like, understand what he meant. Was he referring to Christmas or something? Not that I, like, mind or anything. That just means, like, more time for me to do some, like, shopping! ...Hmm? A text from my mom? Probably, like, checking up on me again. 'Happy Birthday, sweetie!.' ...Wait? It's my... birthday?"

"...Holy crap... it's, like, my birthday! How could I, like, forget? And why didn't anybody, like, tell me? I guess that explains why my producer canceled practice. But seriously, why didn't anybody, like, tell me sooner! I've got, like, tons of stuff to get done and now I'm, like, totally late doing it!"

Voice Lines:

"Wow, hard to believe this is, like, my first birthday since I've been here to Japan. I won't lie with the way Acey talked about it, I was sure this place wasn't, like, going to be anything nice. ...But I've actually grown to love this place! The people here are, like, so unique and, like, cultured and stuff! There's, like, so much stuff here you'd probably never see anywhere else, even in New York or L.A.! I still miss home from time to time, but Japan is still a nice place. ...Yeah, I, like, really love this country!"

"A lot of my fans wished me a 'happy birthday' or sent me a lot of gifts. It was, like, really cool of them! It's always nice having people to, like, support and encourage you! I think without them and my friends, I would have, like, never been as famous as I am now. I still often, like, think negatively about myself. Like, I wonder if I'm really doing my best and being all I can be. ...But, I know I'll, like, reach my full potential someday. I, like, owe it to myself and everyone who helped to, like, get me this far!"

"Thank you so much, Acey! And it's no problem! As long as I, like, get to celebrate it, then I'm, like, happy! ...Oh Acey... That means a lot to me! Thank you so much! I really love you! ...Haha! No need to be embarrassed, Acey! We kiss in public, like, a lot! ...What's this? A necklace? It's beautiful! A message? ...Oh! Acey, you... I really love you! Haha, you really need to be, like, more confident, Acey!"

"Thanks so much, Rashaad! I'm glad Acey and I, like, got to know you as well. I'll admit, I was, like, really bummed out when I found out her hotel was, like, being renovated or something. I wasn't sure about rooming in a bar, but I'll say it now: Eagle's Nest, like, beats any hotel, any day! ...Aww, thanks Rashaad! That really means a lot!"

"Ohh, what's this? ...A phone charger? But it charges more than my phone? Ohh! I've seen these before! But I, like, never thought of getting one! Thanks so much, Rashaad! This is definitely going to help! You are awesome, with, like, a capital 'A'!"

Ace Lines:

"Happy birthday, Eevee! Sorry you have to celebrate your birthday here in a foreign land instead of in America, but I'm glad to be able to celebrate another one with you! I... I know I don't say it often enough, but... I'm truly glad and grateful to have you as my girlfriend. I know I'm probably not the easiest guy to be around at times, but despite that I'm glad you're still here. So... thank you. ...Gah! Okay, okay, I-I love you too, Eevee, really!"

"A-anyway, here's your birthday gift. I know it's probably tasteless, but I hope you like it. It's a charm necklace with a message inside. I had it custom-made and ordered. ...You like it? I'm glad. I hope the message proves to be true. But... well, that's just part of the suspense of a relationship, right? ...Eevee? Gah! Wait, Eevee! It's appreciated, but not in public, please!"

Rashaad Lines:

"A most joyous and happy birthday to you, Miss Rose. I'm truly happy to be able to celebrate your birthday with you. I know it's been well over a year since you and Master Ace first came to Japan. I know you both probably didn't plan on staying here this long, but personally, I'm glad you both made the decision to come here. If not, I never would have gotten the chance to know either of you. I'm truly glad to have the friendship of both of you."

"Haha. Thank you, Miss Rose. Now then, for your gift. You mentioned the other day that your phone charger was acting up. I was planning on buying you a new one, but that would have just been boring. So, I purchased this, instead. It's a 3-in-1 charger, so you can charge more than just your phone. I hope it serves you well. ...Thank you, Miss Rose. I'm glad you like it. And again, a most joyous birthday to you."

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