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everybodyshusband · 5 months

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felix i love everything about your farming ghouls also i haven't heard the name enid blyton in a hot second! i grew up reading her books too they were very formative for me

inquiring minds* want to know: does swiss cheese have a cheese operation?? how many barn kitties are there on the farm? do the ghouls all pitch in on a canning day to preserve their fruits and veggies for winter?

*just one mind, it me

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS IM SO SORRY AAAAHHHHHHH THANK YOU FOR INDULGING ME IN MY SILLY RAMBLINGS, YOURE TOO KIND !!!! <3 <3

i knew i was forgetting something when i was listing the dairy products swiss makes sdhfbkdf yes, he does !!! he's bought a few little machines to make the process run more smoothly, especially when he's got lots of milk to get through, but he loves how meditative the step by step process of making cheese entirely by hand can be :)

there are SO MANY barn kitties !!! there was originally only one barn cat, but whenever the neighbours visited they'd bring their cat to socialise and, well... now there's a lot of barn kitties !!! the kitties are one of the reasons why dew chose to take the job of milking the cows. the first reason is that he's always awake at atrociously early hours of the morning anyway, so he might as well be productive with his time. but the second is that when he sits on his stool to milk the cows, the kitties come and walk through his legs and purr on his lap and meow for a taste of the fresh milk. and in the evenings, he makes sure all the kitties are cosy in their little bed of hay and old blankets. he brings them food every day and in the colder months, he takes extra blankets down, or sometimes brings all of them back to his room to sleep on his bed <3

yes yes yes they do !!! it's similar to the harvest in that they'll all pitch in to do whatever needs to be done to finish the job as quickly as possible. that being said, the first fruit harvest season, aeon was banned from even coming near the orchid or the dairy (they turn swiss' dairy room in a makeshift fruit-canning room for the few days it takes them to get the job done) because they kept eating the fruit and making a mess kdsjbfk they have since learned that if they're patient, they can eat the fruit after it's been canned and preserved and now they're determined to help however they can because wow, homemade jam is so good.

i will stop rambling now but ararghhh i could talk about this little farm au forever and ever, haha !!!

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wanuby · 5 years

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