#anyways merry chysler

[musingsofvenus]

Inspired by the first prompt from a height difference OTP prompts list and made for the lovely @the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis! I was originally going to make this a kind-of follow up to To All the Monsters I Loved Before, but it didn't fit the bill. This is some sort of Twilight AU-- a short & cheesy moment that exists outside of canon. 💞

Jacob rushes to the front door after he hears the doorbell ring. As soon as he swings open the door, he’s greeted with a DVD case held inches from his face. 

“Tada!” Bella exclaims, grinning ear to ear. Her cheeks and ears are bright red from the cold air.

Sunday afternoons were reserved for their weekly movie night session.  

Every week they switch between who gets to pick the next movie to watch. Their typical choices of movies quickly devolved from Bella’s favorite Jane Austen adoptions and Jacob’s classic spaghetti westerns to the most outrageous B-movie horror flicks they could find.

This week is Bella’s week, and she chose a movie called ‘Suburban Sasquatch.’ From the DVD’s cover art alone, Jacob was sure he wouldn’t be able to make it through the first five minutes without hysterically laughing at the poor production quality.

Jacob plucks the DVD from her hands. “Well hello to you too, Bells.”

Bella snickers, wrapping her arms around his waist. “Hello, hello,” she says belatedly. She rests her chin on his chest. For a few seconds, Jacob is flustered into silence by the cute gesture. And Bella, watching him closely, wiggles her eyebrows like she knows. Because of course she knows. 

“Your ears are turning red,” she sings.

Jacob covers his traitorous ears and averts his eyes. “They are not!”

Bella falls into a fit of giggles that makes Jacob grin. “Are you gonna let me in before I freeze to death?”

Jacob clears his throat. “You have to pay the toll to enter,” he intones.

Bella releases him to shoulder off her tote bag. She holds it open to reveal several soda cans and an assorted variety of popcorn and cookies. “I come bearing snacks.”

Jacob squints at the contents of her bag. “That’s not enough to cover the toll, Bells. I do accept bribes, though,” he says, tapping his lips with his pointer finger.

“You don’t have to play this game to get me to kiss you, you know? I like kissing you.”

“And I like messing with you.”

“Jacob, come on! It’s really cold,” Bella whines. “I don’t have werewolf powers to keep me warm, unlike some people!”

Jacob opens his arms and sweeps Bella off her feet. “Personal space heater, at your service.”

“Jake! Put me down!”

“How am I supposed to kiss you from all the way down there?”

An indignant blush colors Bella’s cheeks. “Maybe you’re just too high up!”

“If you say so. Now about that bribe-”

He barely gets the question out before Bella leans in to kiss him. It starts off a bit forceful on Bella’s end because of her lingering frustration before she starts to relax. The kiss was just turning soft and sweet before Bella’s hand tangles in his hair, no doubt in an attempt to pull him closer. 

Jacob obliges her wordless demand until her fingers brush against the back of his neck. He abruptly pulls away from the kiss with a yelp.

“Your hands are like ice, Bella,” he complains, setting her back down on her feet.

Bella rolls her eyes. “I wonder why, you jerk!” She crosses her arms with a scowl. “You’re lucky that I love you,” she grumbles under her breath.

“What did you say?” He teases, poking her side. “I couldn’t hear you from way up here.” 

Bella huffs, looking up at him while a blush spreads across her cheeks. “I said, I love you, you giant idiot.”

Jacob pretends to contemplate her words, nodding to himself. “Yep, I think that just about covers the toll.”

“You’re not saying it back?” Bella pouts, poking her lip out and everything.

“Oh, come on, Bells,” Jacob chuckles, grabbing her icy hands and peppering them with kisses to get rid of the cold. He pulls her into the house. “I love you, too. You know that.”

#im feeling jxb in this chilis tonight #bella x jacob #jacob x bella #them 💗 #my writing #the only reason i didn't make it a to all the monsters follow up is bc bella is supposed to be the menace in that AU #but in this it's the opposite #anyways merry chysler #I'm not sure how i feel about this lil fic lmao

[purge-that-urge-rhackathon]

So this is a pretty big blog with a fairly large amount of non-bot followers, and I know I got my account reinstated, but I also know a lot of my favorite porny artists did not, SO:

If you’ve been collared with the cone of shame or the cubism of censorship but you’re still active, please reach out to me. I’d love to share your work with potentially-new eyes :)

I don’t ever check the tags for new borderlands stuff anyways, I don’t follow a ton of people (namely because i’m a super picky shit about what i’m exposed to on the daily haha) and I only get exposed to new work via people i’m following reblogging it in the first place, but if you personally follow this blog, and you’d like some exposure, please send me a message :)

At the very least-- if i get a lot of messages- but i dont see that happening AHAHHA- i can just reblog-dump so at least your stuff gets seen! :) Otherwise I can mark it and come back later proper so I don’t inundate anyone xD Even I miss stuff for people I follow, but again, having your blog flagged kind of cuts it off at the pass :/

Yeah. Anyways. Here to help technically get around some stuff because we know reblogs count more than EVER now, and I’m trying to be an advocate because it’s frustrating as fuck, so like, send that shit my way in a message :) It’s not weird or anything (i am literally asking to help others, it won’t put me out).

Just like, hit me up. I hate missing new borderlands shit anyways so yeah AHAHA doesn’t necessarily have to be rhack. I know a lot of us are discouraged right now but this is something I can maybe help a tiny bit to make it more bearable :)

#poisonjack jabbers #i've had a LOT of caffeine today too and gotten a LOT of stuff done... put myself probably 3 days ahead in terms of chores ahahah #i may or may not respond to the message but if you send me one i'll make sure your work gets reblogged here :) #absolutely zero pressure and you dont owe me shit #i too am a very anxious person with panic disorder xD Just trying to help out if anyone wants it :) #i... am not an exceptionally chatty person if you try to chat in messages but i ABSOLUTELY will reblog the work folks :) #i dont know what else to say to soothe and/or not intimidate anyone AHAHAH #what good is this blog without new content anyways right? #if you wanna not feel weird about it then reframe it as YOU doing ME a favor hahahaha #merry chysler! xD

[janeynewton]

meeeeerrrryyyy crismis!!!!! harrrr anyways, happy holidays and best wishes to you! i started on a sketch for you!!! hope your day is going great! 💕🌲

ahhh!!! thank you!!! merry chysler