#anyway jolie my beloved <3

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spreading out our ashes in the sun

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#woag. look at me. seriousish post. #anyway jolie my beloved <3 #lyrics are from icarus by the crane wives btw. go listen to it. #kotlc #kotlc fanart #jolie ruewen

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Whaddup lads just watched Eternals, you know exactly what time it is:

the found family is STRONG in this one (or maybe not so much killkillkill)

they were all so physically intimate w each other raaaaaaaaaaa

also the amount of pretty people is too much for me to handle like the range

I went with my lesbian best friend and I love her, I really do but man she would literally not shut up about Angeline Jolie

Their powers are all so fucking cool

Makkaris sonic boom is just something else

Like every fucking fast fuck you see on TV looks like an arthric turtle trying to reach a place of kale that's laying outside of the greenscreen

But not Makkari though OH NO

Also everyone signing to her oaaaaaa good shit good shit good shit

Finally some good fucking food disabled representation

why was there a sex scene ewewew get it away from me (it wasn't that bad I'm just a dramatic cunt)

THEIR CONSTUMES RAAAAAAA THEYRE ALL SO STUNNING AND FIT THE CHARACTERS SO WELL AAAAAAAAAA

Sprites vibes are so fucking gnc like lads

Also I'm like so glad they didn't do some weird romance thing w them and Ikaris like nay lads I woulda left

Why did I already forget Sersis boyfriends name? Oh that's right because he was on screen for like six minutes max

Yo as soon as I saw Ajak lying there like a fucking Manekin someone pushed over at kohl's I knew something ain't right

RIP to you Queen you were a real one

FUCKING KINGO SKSHABAIEBE I LOVED EVERYTHING BOLLYWOOD HIS DUMB LITTLE EYEBROW AND KARUN HURRRJJDJD

I swear that mf has at least five cameras stashed into every single pocket of his suit

Druig my babe my darling fucking superb you funky little mind controller

He literally went: yeah Imma leave and take the lads me, what you gonna do?

And Ajak said aight fair enough sskdjsnaiaksbssksj

Ikaris? Don't know her

OH you mean the traitorous cunt that killed two members of his family after one of them told him "Hey I think genocide is bad let's stop this"

Fucking all lives matter vibes I hate him SO MUCH

GOOD FUCKING RIDANCE

BITCH

Thena my beloved? My ethereal Goddess of War? I'd fight Arishem for you, just say the word

Also hers and Gilgameshs' friendship is literally one of my favourite m/f friendships I've ever seen on TV

She's suffering from her flashbacks (which reminded me a fuckton of ptsd) and Gilgamesh chose to stay by her side, taking care of her and isolate themselves so no one else could get hurt

I love him so so so much and his death didn't absolutely SIIAVSKADUKDDOAAJBDIS yeah I'm a normal person <3

PHASTOS

PHASTOS PHASTOS PHASTOS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The man the myth the legend mcus 57th gay character

except THIS TIME we actually met his husband and his son and they were affectionate and they kissed-

crops are watered skin is clear musk is dead

And we had two men that weren't fucking shredded or skinny NO they were stout and they were absolutely fucking badass (not the shit endgame pulled with Thor fuck you fuck you fuck you)

Druig and Makkari own my heart, actually ❤

Also I'm so fucking glad they didn't make Ikaris and Sersi get back together

Yeah he had his stupid little "The power of love" moment

BUT he flung himself in the sun immediately after so it's okay

Die (derogatory)

awwww they made Sprite human let's move on

BAHAHA ARISHEM REALLY YOINKED EVERYONE UP AND INTO OUTER SPACE THIS WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY

chile, anyways so

*Harry Styles shows up* hold on, what was that?

I swear I burst a fucking blood vessel

OH WAIT I REMEMBERED HIS NAME anyway whats w that Dane dude? He's funny but what's a w the sword and that ominous ass voice?

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