#and young ppl tend to have a bit of a reputation for not tipping well

[tangledinink]

Once upon a time i worked a job that involved me traveling a lot. Every Monday i'd fly to some other state, and the company would put me up in a hotel and i'd get a company card with a per diem for food, and then on Friday they'd fly me back home. And we got, like, $100 a day for food. Which is crazy, and I would never hit that quota, so by the time I had been doing this for a few months I just had, like, hella cash to burn.

And it was so much fun. Because at some point I just realized that I was fully empowered to give, like... crazy good tips. Any time I ate or ordered anywhere I'd tip at least 100%. It was especially fun when I ate out, like at some of the restaurants in the hotels and stuff, 'cause I'd be this little early-twenty-something dining by myself, doodling in my iPad while I ate, and then at the end of the meal I could just drop a $150 tip and skip off and it felt so fucking good. 'Cause what did I care! It's not my money! It's corporate money, baby. Why not give it to other people???

Anyway, the point is that I miss being able to do that so fucking much.

#like that job sucked but i loved that part of it #one of the doordashers recognized my name from a prev order and thanked me profusely when he gave me my food #and it was fun coz i always kinda got the impression that a lot of waiters wouldnt expect much from me #coz id be by myself #and young ppl tend to have a bit of a reputation for not tipping well #and id get to be like #hahahah #you fools #ive tricked you #100% tip #>:3c #god i think abt it all the time #im so sad that i have to #like #worry abt money and shit #I JUST WANNA GIVE PPL TIPS #capitalism is evil