#and won like 2/3 of the time on the crane game and was just handin out stuffed animals to anyone i even VAGUELY considered a friend)

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i guess the one good thing coming out of this for eda is that she can commit as many crimes as she wants without the fear of being handcuffed

#i mean yeah she COULD prolly just pop off her hands before but this saves her a step! #eliot posts #toh #the owl house #eda clawthorne #joking to cope with that finale #anyway i'm missing half my hand and the stumpy lil thing i got is barely wider than my wrist #and i joke about being immune to handcuffs #also i can fit my whole hand into the pringles tube with no struggle #one of my friends jokes that i am ''streamlined for bowling'' bc that hand has exactly 3 stubby lil fingers on it #also i can understand claw machines on a spiritual level bc they also have 3 prongs usually #(legit tho i am SUPER good at crane games if they're actually based on skill and not rigged to not have enough grip strength #once our school band took a trip to an amusement park to perform and afterwards we got to hang out and i went to the arcade #and won like 2/3 of the time on the crane game and was just handin out stuffed animals to anyone i even VAGUELY considered a friend) #(i kept one tho) #this one time when we were real young my sister flushed a tiny plastic cup down the toilet and blamed me #abd since my memory was bad i was like oh yeah i probably did that by accident sorry #and my parents made me stick my hand down the pipe bc it was small enough lollllll #my sis fessed up to it YEARS LATER when i was a teen #same vibes as when i was real young and got sick in the hallway and then went right back to sleep #and i woke up to the sounds of my mother scolding my dad's extremely hungover friend #who was like ''i don't remember doing that but i WAS super drunk so i'll clean it up'' before i was like yeah that was me