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#also i can understand claw machines on a spiritual level bc they also have 3 prongs usually
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i guess the one good thing coming out of this for eda is that she can commit as many crimes as she wants without the fear of being handcuffed
#i mean yeah she COULD prolly just pop off her hands before but this saves her a step!
#eliot posts
#toh
#the owl house
#eda clawthorne
#joking to cope with that finale
#anyway i'm missing half my hand and the stumpy lil thing i got is barely wider than my wrist
#and i joke about being immune to handcuffs
#also i can fit my whole hand into the pringles tube with no struggle
#one of my friends jokes that i am ''streamlined for bowling'' bc that hand has exactly 3 stubby lil fingers on it
#also i can understand claw machines on a spiritual level bc they also have 3 prongs usually
#(legit tho i am SUPER good at crane games if they're actually based on skill and not rigged to not have enough grip strength
#once our school band took a trip to an amusement park to perform and afterwards we got to hang out and i went to the arcade
#and won like 2/3 of the time on the crane game and was just handin out stuffed animals to anyone i even VAGUELY considered a friend)
#(i kept one tho)
#this one time when we were real young my sister flushed a tiny plastic cup down the toilet and blamed me
#abd since my memory was bad i was like oh yeah i probably did that by accident sorry
#and my parents made me stick my hand down the pipe bc it was small enough lollllll
#my sis fessed up to it YEARS LATER when i was a teen
#same vibes as when i was real young and got sick in the hallway and then went right back to sleep
#and i woke up to the sounds of my mother scolding my dad's extremely hungover friend
#who was like ''i don't remember doing that but i WAS super drunk so i'll clean it up'' before i was like yeah that was me
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