#and then my fucking phone breaks

[sporesgalaxy]

its so important to me that artists remember they can fuck around. you never have to use tools as intended. you can always skip steps. you dont have to be organized. you dont have to be neat. you can put as little effort as you want into the parts of the process you dont find fun. maybe if youre making products you cant do these things but on your own time you can do literally actually whatever the hell. it doesnt matter how long you spend on it youve made art and its complete when you decide to quit. yee haw

#breaks my heart when i see people sad they cant 'finish' anything . i used to post comics without panels #just a bunch of floating heads with speech bubbles. ugly phone pictures of them. night unreadable #and i learned so much from doing that. im good at a lot of things bc i made those. they were valuable #all art is like that!!!!!!!!!! #*throws a chair across the fucking #adddna

[felsicveins]

I NEEEEED MORE OTTO CONTENT I NEED TO KNOW WHO THIS SMUG FUCKER IS

He's a gay asshole and that pretty much sums him up 🫡🏳️‍🌈

#trolls #trolls 3 #trolls band together #jd ex husband #john dory #jd trolls #john dory trolls #trolls oc #trolls oc otto #im your mothers younger brother .. and that about sums it up #my phones on 1% 😂🤣🤣🤣 #otto plays along for a little while pretending to be into jd just to fuck with floyd #and then he feels bad about lying to him and he breaks it of #off*

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 80

 So Dan knows that there’s heroes that have gone back in time, he’s aware of that fact. But he doesn’t exactly care and has more important things to worry about. Like the fact that Danny and Ellie are now three years old, right when he’s moving, though maybe that’s a blessing in disguise seeing as the GIW are searching for them in Amity. 

  But still, he has more important things to worry about than the speedster vibrating five feet away from him. Like making sure Ellie and Danny are alright to visit (ugh) Peepaw Clocky while he goes to work. 

  Ms. Mercy is not messing around, which he appreciates in a workspace, but he has to wait for another opening in the daycare before he can bring his, as far as everyone else is aware, siblings who he got emergency custody of. 

  What with how Jazz is interning in Gotham, they figured Metropolis would be safer. Now if the speedster would stop following him, he would really appreciate it. He’s literally just an intern under Ms Mercy as an assistant, not even one of the scientists, and it’s not like his timeline of the end of the world exists anymore! 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #de aged danny #dan works at lexcorp so mercy can have a break some days #Lex sees this as extra useful because dan can double as intimidation and a bodyguard #Oh he's a meta? Oh that's fine- Immune to mind control?! Well seeing as the alien in the city gets mind controlled every week heck yeah #Bart is fuckin terrified when he sees Dan & calls Tim because *holy fuck* it's the thing behind his nightmares #W-with a pair of kids? Fussing over the pair of kids??? #Double checking that they have their things to spend the day with their grandpa???? #Luthor: If I hire a meta I will have diversity and it's good for PR #Mercy: Yeah I just need to train someone to not take his shit y'know how it is #Dan: I just need enough money to not ask for cash from Vlad I am not dealing with his motherhenning #Dan: I moved away to not be fussed over and I am not dealing with him #Vlad on the phone: Son why am I hearing about being a grandpa why was I not informed :C #Clockwork: Ah yes more time with my grandchildren :) A perfect timeline

[thisishowgalaxiescollide]

fuck the nhl and this bullshit prohibiting pride tape. seriously. fuck provorov too. fuck every fucking homophobe. "players are allowed to show their support off the ice". go fuck yourself. i hope players say fuck this shit and use pride tape anyways. i'd like to see the nhl infringing on their freedom and telling them they can't. put. fucking. tape. on. their. fucking. stick.

like how fucking stupid does that sound?

you aren't allowed to use tape.

#this league is disgusting #typing this post was a struggle since my phone kept autocorrecting fuck with duck #but i persevered #fuck the nhl #and fuck provorov #i hope tou suffer from lice for the rest of your life #nhl #i'm thinking of luke prokop and it's breaking my heart #i hope the preds say fuck this shit and remake their logo in the pride colors #I'm not allowed to use pride tape? joke's on you my logo is made of pride #it's malicious compliance from now on #get those fucking rainbow suits on boys #jvr i'd better see a pride mouthguard #pride tape gate

[gideonisms]

Once again frustrated by how Difficult it is to do very basic tasks

#this is not even about executive dysfunction today #today i'm annoyed my phone simply won't make calls and every pharmacy i have contacted charges $100 for the covid vaccine #they're paying these kids $13 an hour obviously they haven't heard about the cdc program #they don't like train you on that stuff i get it #it's just. i would like a vaccine to put off getting covid again thus putting off the disability i'll eventually get from it #given enough times it's bound to fuck me up for good i'm just trying to make money until then #but it's just hard. everything is hard for no reason #i could just pay the $100 i guess it's doable it's just a bummer #i'm trying to save up to get out of this state give me a break i am very tired

[cannibalovers]

Edit of a beautiful gentleman my daughter is obsessed with. I think he looks a little gay but whatever makes my princess happy❤️❤️❤️

#MY IPAD APPLE PHOTOS MADE THIS NOT ME. #I JUST HAVE SO MANY PICS OF HIM FOR REFERENCE FOR LATER FOR DRAWINGS TO THE POINT THAT THEY MADE A FUCKING EDIT LMAO PLEASE #i noticed it in class and wanted to laugh so fucking bad #the song is lowkey good #bonus mads with hugh on their phones during break idk why it chose that one #the transition to the blood covered one with a thumbs up makes me giggle #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal lecter #hannibal nbc #hannibal series #hannibal tv show #hannibal edit #edit #will graham #hugh dancy #hannibal shitpost

[applejongho]

#WHAT.... THE FUCK........... !!!!!!!!! #me oblivious: what song will this transition to this is so hot and anne core #I GOT IT BACK #i literally turned off my phone and screamed into my pillow #breaking my silence for this bc this is anne core and im literally this close to crying bc of KIM FUCKING HOGNNJOONG WTF #apple lady words #BITCH BE FOR FUCKING REAL I STILL CANT BELIEVE IT

[feralsteddie]

Modern AU where Steve has had an obvious and very vocal crush on Eddie since his freshman year.

He showed up on his first day and somehow that gangly 8th grader with the shaved head who moved to Hawkins halfway through the year is, like, a gangly sophomore with a head of wild curls who looks like he would stab someone who looked at him wrong.

And Steve immediately is crushing and doesn’t care who knows it.

Tommy and Carol fake gag and ask him what the fuck is wrong with him, but he doesn’t even bother looking back at them when he rips Tommy gently to shreds. He’s too busy fixing his hair and standing up straighter while Eddie walks by.

And, in true Steve fashion, he never hesitates to slide up to Eddie at any opportunity, all unearned 15 year old confidence used to hide the fact that his ears are red and his hands are shaking every time Eddie Munson turns those big eyes his direction.

And nothing really changes too much about Steve. He’s still friends with assholes, still a bit of an ass himself in that absent way where he just doesn’t think about what he’s saying, just that it’d get people to give him a wide berth in the hallways. He still goes on dates because Eddie hasn’t even so much as flirted back, even though Steve is nearly two years into shooting his shots with him.

He just watches Eddie’s lunchtime tabletop rants sighing dreamily as he calls him and his friends ‘mindless sheep’ and ‘nuclear family tragedies in the making’. Steve doesn’t really know what Eddie’s going on about with that second one, because Steve’s had their wedding invitations drawn up since halfway through his freshman year.

He pulls back when he gets with Nancy, because he’s pretty sure he loves her too, and she at least looks at him with something more than confused disdain when he flirts with her, and Steve starts to think maybe she’d like if he made their wedding invitations. Maybe she’d wanna come home to Steve and a few kids when she got off work. Maybe she could love him back.

And all the monster shit still happens, the messy breakup, Steve throwing himself down the social ladder and finding maybe his six kids dream really just looked like him and a pack of middle schoolers. Then six kids became seven with Erica and Robin Buckley becomes his best friend and life caries on because high school crushes don’t mean much in the real world.

And then Dustin has a new friend he doesn’t shut up about and, well, Steve’s never been one to miss an opportunity.

#Steve’s always liked the school freak and he’s not shy about it #Tommy: Steve why the fuck are you into that psychopath??? #Steve: He looks like he could kill me and would. Think I could offer to blow him for weed??? #Steve’s so popular Eddie is sure he’s just really dedicated to pulling a Carrie on him #Steddie #Steve Harrington #Eddie Munson #pyreposting #i typed this on my lunch break on my phone if there’s typos no there’s not

[puppyeared]

ive made myself more wet and pathetic

#new icon because im SUFFERING. im in HELL #its so bad. i had to sign out of discord so now im both lonely and stressed #because i KNOW im still gonna get dstracted. i just did making this URGH #how good are brains at working around things. i once set a 7AM alarm on my phone with snooze cause i was so sure my brain would #be too lazy and keep snoozing instead of actually turning it off. but nay it either kept sleeping through the alarms and snoozing #or actually managed to turn off the alarm half awake that i barely remembered it and then waking up late #i actually have a track record of climbing out of bed and turning my alarm off without remembering. which is impressive bc i have a loftbed #the other thing is setting fake deadlines so make myself panic into doing things ahead of time. but unfortunately that doesnt work either #because if theres one thing my brain will put all its energy into remembering its self assurance. meaning i WILL be able to remember #the real deadline even if i try to trick myself. cant ask someone to give me a fake deadline either #the only things keeping me going rn is that i have deadlines due at least 1 day between each other and excitement being able to talk with #crow after break. but you can see how well thats going <- ignores long term rewards in favor of short term pleasure #BTW CROW IF YOURE READING THIS IM SO SORRY TURNING OFF MY DISCORD WITH BARELY ANY EXPLANATION #im a huge fucking dumbass and i had barely enough impulse control not to block everyone in my dms because i realized that would send a real #really bad msg. youre not distracting me im distracting myself and i promise youre not annoying me i just really like talking to you and #thats why im just barely stopping myself from signing in. I WANT TO TALK TO U LOTS BUT AT THE SAME TIME IM KICKING MYSELF FOR DOING IT #you can be a little mad at me btw cause i definitely could have done that better but i was all over the place abt how to do it without #making u think im ignoring you. IF THAT MAKES SENSE. SORRY #yapping #doodles #puppysona #edit but last week i tried to schedule and give myself work periods and break periods using my class schedule #and reminders on my phone to tell me when to start and stop. can you guess what happened

[jinkiesmariz]

Hi Gene again :3 I also have a shadow knight doodle I’m working on because he invaded my brain

Don’t mine what’s going on in the left 😁😁😁😭😭😭

#mcd #gene #Aphmau gene #mystreet #gene mystreet #mys gene #mystreet gene #god look at him #he’s my special princess #anyways he’s the fucking worst #would break your heart over the phone after missing a date or something #also stomach piercing real #he’s such a jackass #I need him #sketch #mcd gene #aphblr #jinks art

[lapiscallout]

Jk no such thing here as actual art

#i remmber drawing this on my phone in a ‘break’ from one of my last minute work crunches #then I ordered a lassi and they gave it to me in a plastic tub #no straw . #I guess I was supposed to drink it like soup #college . #lapidot #now that I look at it you can’t tell what peridots fucking hand is here #unless u know it’s kind of supposed to be a limb enhancer #I guess . #worst people ever

[mainapnifavouritehoon]

hi guys i-

#Hey so i wanted to talk about this really bad this has been bothering me for quite some time #i have been busy a lot these days and i dont get time at all to do anything but i can see myself wasting my time just scrolling #I have school and then coaching and then ofc i have to study on my own for which i barely take out time as im highly careless #My last 2 exams went absolute shit and that fucking scares me because i'll be having my JEE soon #Mummy has been telling me to stay away from my phone and ik she trusts me but she but she deserves a daughter that studies ig? #And now i kind of consider that as an option because this phone is very very distracting #I have been thinking about deactivating but i realized it would mean i would lose all my precious posts and interactions #So i wont be deleting this blog as i am too attached (i will be coming back istg) #I will be taking a break and ig thats what yall call a hiatus #I will be giving away my phone to my parents (trust me i have to) #Ik this will be hard for me to just leave all of a sudden so i'll slowly start vanishing if that makes sense? #This message also doesnt mean that i will be shutting down my phone rn at this moment and that this is goodbye #This is just to prepare the people that i love and who love me that i will be highly inactive and not come online for maybe months #This is not an impulsive decisions i have really thought through this #Also just to tell you again MAIN ABHI GAYAB NAHI HONE WAALI BUT THODE TIME MEIN I WILL GO ON A BREAK THIS IS JUST A PRE HIATUS MESSAGE #Also i hope you guys will still love me and remember me once i come back #Because coming months are going to be hard for me #I hope you understand and ily guys okay? #(Oh god why am i so dramatic about everything) xoxo

[utilitycaster]

Ok but for real I think Max should start tweeting that before each episode on the grounds that he can't really miss any episodes of Critical Role, as it is his job, and see how long it takes people to catch on

#in all seriousness i've seen people freak out because: episode on longer side. episode on shorter side. early-ish break. late-ish break. #mercury in retrograde. dreams. visions. the grocery store being out of their favorite brand of oat milk. #like don't get me wrong i'm excited and ready for a good time. i am also a big fan of fair-weather faith. #but literally people go shrieking mad in the tag before every episode and i think the cr crew is honor-bound to fuck with them #if i were liam o'brien i'd just tweet interesting episode tonight *moon emoji* at random and turn off my phone

[boltlightning]

oh my god bookstagram loves to be like "no one knows what it means when someone snarls dialogue! no one knows what it means when your eyes glaze over! but its hot!!" it's called figurative language and there is a whole beautiful world of metaphor out there if you simply shed the scales upon your eyes. sorry eyes can't shed scales, i mean uh. fuck. i'll get back to you

#i am moving instagram to a folder on my phone where i can't look at it #goddamn #same fucking energy as the people being like 'um why doesn't book dialogue sound like real life dialogue :/' #have you ever looked at the transcript of an interview #i hate to break it to you but fiction is not a perfect reflection of your reality #ignore me

[robotpussy]

smartphones getting weaker each year, losing headphone jacks and now sd card slots like omg

#its a shame almost everything today requires you have a smartphone now because my one breaking should've been #the gateway to me finally getting a flip phone and actually doing one of my new years resolutions but then i remembered #my fucking job groupchat and the fact that i HAVE to have a phone with whatsapp :/

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

13/dhawan: too orange 12/missy: too blue 10/simm: too suits in offices

this is the burden of the thoschei shipper

#IVE COMPLAINED BEFORE AND I"LL DO IT AGAIN #aesthetically im fighting my way up mount perdition both ways in the snow or whatever the kids say #twissy is most fixable #13s era has some cool landscape shots #ten/simm are ON THE FUCKING PHONE OH MY GOD #im sure theres like some good meta or whatever good analysis good reasons for why they must be so fucking boring but Oh My God #how am i supposed to make this look nice boys!!!!! #im just back in the telepathy dirt scene every time how do i make the suits and offices look nice #thank god they invented whatsapp huh #the phooonnee!!!!!!!! #im not really mad im like giggling but just #do you ever watch last of the timelords?? #it's not pretty #why must one of the most heartwrenching thoschei scenes be iN SUITS AND UGLY OFFICES #they should be in like. gowns. on the moors. on the top of a tower like rapunzel. on a ship breaking up in a storm at sea #anything