#and then being so sweet on insta

[untimelyambition]

veeeery parasocial of me but i love jon matteson hes just a silly little dude

#guys the hatchetfield brainrot is getting to me #jon matteson #hes just a little DUDEEEEE #im just looking at his vocals in tgwdlm compared to npmd #and his tgwdlm vocals were SO good don’t get me wrong #but i feel like his npmd vocals are somehow so much better???? #and yes im aware the npmd proshot uses the studio recordings but even looking at that vs the tgwdlm album #he is so talented…….. #and all his lines were so fucking funny in npmd his comedic timing and delivery are excellent #nani is my favourite line in the whole show i think #his vocals on ‘im not a loser’ UNMATCHED!!! so raw and powerful i cried #and watching all the little ‘jon matteson being a starkid fan’ compilations… it’s doing things to my psyche #im being SOOOOO parasocial rn #but like. love that dude hes just a funky guy #and the video of him and his fucking sweet bread babies or whatever they are on insta #giving them names and putting egg wash on them. #like???? #love that silly little dude #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #tilda rambling

[averyunfortunatetake]

Here's a Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge sketch for your table (feeling like my girlie's head is too flat tbh)

#mcr #three cheers for sweet revenge #revenge mcr #helena #pen and ink #gerard way #mikey way #frank iero #ray toro #my chemical romance #this is so shady of me but this girl I know did the worst Helena portrait in my entire life so I just had to clense my palette #I feel comfortable calling it bad bc she is in art school and complains that her professors give critics to her art every day on her insta #I understand being frustrated by it but that's their whole job and it is shitty to see that she's spending all this money and not improving #the foundations of decay #art

[httpiastri]

sorry to say this but arthur and his girlfriend have broken up… i think i remember you posting about them before so i thought you might want to know 😭

this has been rumored for quite a while now (tbh there was a lot of talk about it during the summer too) and i haven't wanted to touch up on it because i didn't want to believe in it. there will always be random rumors going around and 99% are false, as im sure you know. but now.... it's getting quite believable..... :(

and like i've promised myself to not care too much about the drivers and their gfs because its literally none of my business. however, arthur and carla have been one of my fave couples for a long time so :( idk they've been together for so many years and just.... :/

#if they cant stay together.... how can any other couple? #how am i supposed to believe in love now #i didn't believe anything when the only reason was 'arthur unfollowed her!' since we all know by now that his insta skills aren't the best #but.... :( #also once again none of my business BUT if it's true that he cheated on her.... bruuuuuhhh #whats up with the leclerc brothers and being so sweet yet accused of cheating on their girls ???? #very 🙃🙃 #asks! #anon! #arthur leclerc #f2

[sweethome-thoughts]

#How do we feel about Sweet Home Season 2 and 3 being done filming ? I almost cried seeing Go Min-Si's insta post !! #I can't wait to see both seasons !! i'm literally so excited #jung ui myeong #sweet home #incorrect quotes #sweet home netflix

[jesse-cosay]

I just realized I'm gonna have to start posting art here again. Devastating.

#insta DOESNT allow you to opt out #neither does twitter and also i have always hated twitter #and noe tik tok is gonna be gone #tumblr doesnt even allow for the format i LIKE TO DRAW IN #LIKE IT DOES BUT EVERYONE HERE HATES THAT #my creative outlets are being shot in a back alley rn #was the ai frenzy mot enough #im abt to be so sad abt this man... #all my tt mutuals were so sweet and kind i love them im gonna MISS THEM #I wonder if ill never see Spud or Raine again 😭😭 #like i was so comfy posting all my shitty lazy doodles and everyone was just happy to have that #and here i frel like i need to finish stuff and yeah yeah its all abt enjoying your work but also it feels Bad when soemthing gets 20 notes #versus the amount of shares/comments i get on tt #like ppl actually TALK to me there #this is just me screaming into the void abt it bc obviously the ban will be us losing SO much more privacy than that #I might not even have Here anymore and i just dunno what id do with that 😭

[tariah23]

Omgggg I rly did work with sm beautiful girls….

#miss cece I miss Steff I miss jade ahhh all of the girls from the spa looked like models I’m just 🧍🏾‍♀️ but I appreciated them all omg #still need to hang out with cece one of these days #she looks like a model but she’s not stuck up about it and is a girls girl like to the truest form I should text her #when I get some money my sis and cece gotta hang out for sure steff needs to be there omg I’ll rly have to dress up then they both look #like models skjssjs #I used to like riding the train back home from work with steff especially since the redline is so unpredictable and dangerous #cece mentioned that she wanted my sis and I to meet her sister… I just found Cece’s insta and her sister is so cute awww #I remember her talking about her sister and where she came from and getting emotional because of her being Syrian and how her family had to #leave there to come to America… and she rec me a movie called ‘swimmers’ or something like that #I’m trying to remember but ah man #rambling #she was so sweet! I know that she’s planning on going to med school and that she has a millionaire bf (we met him at a work party and #played ping pong with his white ass) he was rly nice even tho I got told some… things about him from another coworker… it’s a lot omg… #cece is one of the nicest ppl that you’ll ever meet in rl tho like she’s extremely friendly and funny too #like she looks very sophisticated and like a millionaires model wife is the best way that I Can describe her lol #edit: the movie is called ‘the swimmers’ #I still want to watch it

[crazyyyslots]

can we talk about how kris is constantly in bojans instagram comment section. while bojan is very much not in his

#on one hand bojan also does have a much larger digital footprint so #but at the same time why was kris commenting hashtag losing fans on a random photo of bojan with a woman #meanwhile bojans like only comment is that one about them being mccartney and lennon from wish #my.txt #although! maks is always commenting on kris' posts and it reminds me so much of me and my brother #my brother telling me 'your (he used the wrong your) so depressed core' vs #maks saying something along the lines of its so sweet mihas taking a quick photo #in refrence to kris posting a photo with his father #sorry for typing out an essay that doesnt make sense in the notes. my bad #edit i lied a little i just went through bojans insta again but still. when kris comments it sticks with me idk

[aubeezz]

The urge to binge the entirety of sander sides again is sureal

#alfa stfu #i just miss it a lot #it was a HUGE comfort thing for me that lasted like an entire year #and the fandom is so sweet #ANDDD thomas interacts with followers sm #i remember being followed by him on insta i was like WHADDAHEL /LH /POS

[cupuasu]

the visit to the island was cool i love nature. i even took my camera and took pics of everybody and the scenery ^_^ i did feel super awkward around everybody though but other than that it was fine

#its been a while since i had been in a boat. so relaxing #and the river water smelled SOOOOOO good after we got far from the city. almost an addicting sweet smell #i wasnt the only one that brought a camera.... mine was a very simple samsung nx and #this other girl brought a canon 5000 pussy destroyer hyperprofessional or something #so when i sent the drive of the pics i took everybody was like ok 👍 and when she sent hers #everybody was like THIS IS LIFE CHANGING........ I NEED TO POST ALL OF THESE ON INSTA RN....... #which was heartbreaking 💔 but if we're being real obv her pictures had better quality #moving on we had a great breakfast on the island!!!!! we had tapioca and macaxeira and pupunha and homemade bread #plus local chocolate (!!!!!!!) and passionfruit juice and coffee. it was all so good #the only thing i didnt try was the pupunha bc i didnt want to get the shits later but everything else was godly. i wanna go there again #after that we had to get to work and measure the whole thing down and see what we could build etc #my shoes got full of mud 😭😭😭😭 if i go there again im gonna use flip flops

[killldeer]

hey so does anyone know if w*t-t*dbits [Thee big content aggregator account for wheely time on this site] has gotten better in the last couple years about asking artists before he puts their stuff up on tumblr? or am i still best to avoid reblogging any posts of his as i have been. currently have not found any instance of him saying that he gets permission first

#i had a few posts of mine get literally screenshotted from insta & put up on the acc a few years ago without my knowledge or consent #& have since operated under the assumption that he does this with everyone #i am censoring the url & not main tagging this obv because i DO NOT want wot drama on my sweet hellsite like there is on twitter #but like. if any mutuals know whether art is still being posted w/o consent i would super like to know #seeing as credit & integrity/permission are so huge here #will likely also delete this in a few days. i want to eventually request my art be taken down from there fsvbxdhnvc #personal

[unproduciblesmackdown]

flashback to part of blade gunnblade’s tragic past, from kapow-i gogo z, episode vii: the world’s martial arts tournament saga: part one: the penultimate episode: “who is blade gunnblade?”

(not a performance of asia kate dillon’s (alex seife, rather), but still pertinent character lore)

(p.s. if you want to avoid seeing anything resembling gore in the least, Don’t Look at 2:30 (actually make that 1:58, if you’re seeing tumblr’s media player progress bar showing the time Remaining in the video rather than the time Elapsed, still two and a half minutes in if the latter), after the killer cyborgs have beat up blade’s wife fran and picked up their baby, until 8 seconds later, when the audible audience reaction has subsided and the “walk / in the rain” chorus has started. if you’re not that sensitive the practical effects are hardly trying to be realistic but it is a bit of a surprisingly gruesome moment, to appropriate tragicomic effect. i thought they were gonna like spike or dropkick that baby offstage or something lol)

#linked to the video of the full episode on youtube as the post content source #blade gunnblade #kapow i gogo #his original name being frank gunnfrank lmao....the whole video is fun & truly just zoomed by when i watched it like wow sixteen min huh #bit tricky to catch some of the dialogue but uhh. frank gunnfrank ordinary man has some special dna to survive whatever like #super strength super fighter serum is supposed to create the Ultimate Fighter mysterious assassin to kill kapow-i gogo... #grim detail that Failed Test Subjects become those killer cyborgs? wow mafee sweet blade gunnblade backstory reference #and then apparently blade just spontaneously gets their Memory Loss via insta ultratragic traumatic event memory blackout there it seems #which then also becomes insta indefinite amnesia about their entire past / identity #yet being immediately duly informed their wife & child have been killed. admirable honesty #it was weird to Know a specific media moment lmfao like i do immediately know this song like ah right cowboy bebop #the one that plays in episooode. 7 also i think. ballad of fallen angels when walking to the church for the gunfight showdown #which preceeds the dramatic stained glass memory flashback flashforward montage set to a different song (green bird) #so all very appropriate lol #the person going YEAHHHH as blade's changed into their outfit via the mail carrier jacket being stripped off.... #multiply that by 9000 that's me in spirit as the equivalent plays out with akd #october second....two thousand thirteen.... #lmfaooo i saw he has a dramatic facial scar pre Bladeness but just noticed his wife fran already has a mirroring one too lol. epic of them #kapow-i gogo

[bubblesbinxs]

this might sound corny but it feels so heartwarming to see the way i’m welcomed back on tumblr??

ive left this account for almost 6 or 7 years without seriously posting or interacting (rebloging from time to time doesn’t really count) with barely 400 followers and yet when i started posting some fanart again this month some people from Way Back interacted and got happy to see me again??? this is so weird why would u remember me….

#it’s just so sweet… i remember not being proud of the works i posted but you guys still somehow enjoyed them and are happy to see me again.. #kinda makes me wanna tear up i didn’t know i could be so special to people i don’t even personally know?? #it just makes me really happy i can bring happiness to u with what i make.. #im sorry i was so inactive in this account… i mean i’ve created it when i was 12 and now i’m gonna turn 19 #a lot of stuff has changed but i hope u guys still enjoy what i’ll be making in the future… #and thank u so much for still sticking around for so long even tho ive gone quiet for so long??? #thats so cool of u #im most active on my insta but i’ll try to b a bit more active there too..

[god-u]

in my inbox lying like she don’t got a private instagram using the same handle as her now privated twitter with her bearded dragon named gideon as the pfp.. while i’m still being nice you and your white supremacist cronies need to stay away from me cause i’ll get my cybersecurity bestie on that ass if i need to hawks or should i say melanie?? 🙂

#and the insta is gone now too #stop pretending you’re some sweet cinnamon roll you evil ass bitch #tryna be anonymous on tumblr while openly racist and barely anonymous elsewhere is fucking laughable #you wanna be the victim so bad despite clearly being the only bully here and everyone else is aware of it

[mxdotpng]

i think a tales of the abyss dragalia event would be good and funny. could you imagine luke and asch being thrown into another world and when they meet euden hes like hoo boy. replicas? ive been there bud.

#.text #dl #IM OBSESSED!! #euden: this guy youre looking for- what does he look like? maybe we could help #luke: he looks like me but with long hair and hes permanently frowning. hed probably kill you if you ever said we look the same though #euden: are you brothers? #luke: ......not technically #euden. insta flashbacks to nedrick: ah #luke and euden instant besties friends forever and ever. mostly because euden is nice and sweet but hes also an idiot. #luke is rowdy and an idiot. so they balance out into two Complete Idiots. add luca to the mix and BAM they just blew up a building #nobody was inside it this time dw (SORRY THAT JOKES NOT FUNNY) (YES IT IS) #on the other hand i think nedrick and asch would meet each other immediately go 'uh oh. recognition in the other' #and then try to beat the shit out of each other. #not because they want to but because one of them says something and asch rolls up his sleeves and go all right thats it #you know like in the popeyes shorts #sorry i like being funny with them its healing in a way. like i can pretend everything is fine #euden voice. ah. youre a replica too? thats rough buddy #luke: the hell do you mean 'too' #i think nedrick and asch would be like bored of each other and then the second either of them realizes the other #thinks theyre Nothing and not worth time theyd be like what the fuck do you mean YAWN #mostly because asch is a lot more angry than nedrick is. like damn that boy can explode #literally so funny its not even just when luke is involved i think hes just eternally angry. though him being angry when #jade talks to him feels valid. bc you know. hes jade #nedrick is just 😑 most of the time though like he hasnt had a nap in 10 years. dude go to sleep you look SICK #nedrick. watching luke asch and euden walk into the room: no. im not dealing with this. get out #i think asch being extremely angry and nedrick being extremely bored is so funny. like theyre both ill but on #opposite sides of the spectrum. luke and euden are mostly the same though #except for the fact luke lets himself be majorly depressed and euden goes haha ^_^ depression i dont know her sorry! #while hes slowly decaying on the inside

[tyunniez]

look at yourself, pretty... bottom male reader

!!.. amab reader, reader wears makeup, reader has a high ego, his bestfriend knocks that ego down lol, mirror sex, top likes to tease...

you stared at yourself in front of the mirror for the hundredth time today, admiring yourself and your choice of outfit for the day.

you twirled around a little checking how your shirt perfectly accentuated your waist and just how nicely your pants hugged your ass.

" i just picked the perfect outfit for today! " you yelled out while still checking yourself out in the mirror while your best friend eyed you.

" you done yet? " he asked, his voice unamused as he's already used to your behavior. you hummed while grabbing your things, already out of the room while yelling at him to hurry up.

he rolled his eyes, " i really don't get your obsession with mirrors.. " he murmured while catching up to you.

the both of you arrived at the cafe and finally managed to get a spot to sit at.

" i can't believe how crowded this place actually is.. the food better be good! " your best friend nodded while looking through the menu, already confused at some of the menu names.

while waiting for him to finish with the menu, you use the mini mirror you always bring with you to fix your hair and look at yourself.

after getting your fill and taking lots of insta worthy photos, you dragged him towards a nearby clothing store, already excited to try on new clothes.

you unlocked the door and showed yourself off to him, " so, how about this one? " you asked while twirling around to show it to him.

he looked you up and down before lazily replying. " yeah sure it looks great. can you hurry up? im getting bored. "

you tsked and closed the door again, opting to judge your outfit yourself. " ugh, you've been saying that for the past three outfits! honestly, why do i even bother asking you! " he rolled his eyes at you, even if you couldn't see it.

" though this other top might look cuter with these jeans... "

" hurry up and stop being so picky! "

after that whole fashion fiesta, you ended up buying all of it anyway, you started dragging him back and forth from place to place.

a satisfied hum escaped your lips as you suck on the spoon that contained gumball-flavored ice cream. you feel refreshed as the cold treat goes down your throat.

" ah.. this place is the best, isn't it? " you said while scooping up another spoon, already missing the taste of the sweet treat.

he hummed while licking up his strawberry ice cream, some of it already dripping down his fingers.

he watched as you set the ice cream down and pulled out your phone camera to look at yourself. " why do you keep looking at yourself on every reflective surface around you? no offense or anything.. " he suddenly asked.

you shut your phone and pick your ice cream up again while shrugging him off. " sometimes when you're just that pretty— "

a groan interrupted you, your best friend obviously annoyed at your response. you laughed at him, satisfied at annoying him again.

" i swear yn, i'm going to knock down that ego of yours. "

" i'd like to see you try. "

you shut your eyes as you tilt your head to the side. " oh no no no, don't you dare look away. " he says while forcing your head to the giant mirror in front of you. " open your fucking eyes, yn. "

you whine while forcing your eyes open to look at him, refusing to look at yourself getting dicked down in the mirror.

" come on, look at yourself pretty. don't you just love doing that? " you look down and shake your head, denying him even if he's actually right.

" i said look at yourself. it's really not that hard of a request right? " he whispered in your ear all while spreading your legs wider for you to see in the mirror.

you finally look at yourself and your dazed expression in the mirror. you glance down to look at how his dick is entering your hole, drool seeping out of your mouth.

he then slides his way onto your cock, rubbing and playing with the tip to tease you.

he laughs in your ear and lets go of your red cock, hoisting your legs up making his cock reach deeper in you and hitting that one spot.

your own best friend had you seated on him with his cock deep inside you. his two hands holding both of your legs up by grabbing under your knees.

he begins slowly, sliding you up and down his cock while enjoying your moans. he watches as your own cock twitch, begging for release already.

" hah look at you, drool down your face just because of this cock. " he taunts you causing you to shoot a glare at him using the mirror.

" s-shut up! if my makeup isn't ruined then are you even fucking me good? honestly, if you— " before your sentence could even finish, he slams you down on his dick making a loud moan escape your mouth.

" not fucking you good? oh, i'll make sure you're fucking crying after this, pretty. "

you whined out loud while trying to bury your face into the sheets, your makeup already long gone, smeared into said sheets.

he pulls your hair up to make you look up into the mirror, not even bothering to stop thrusting into you. " look at yourself pretty. see how your makeup is ruined now? " he mocks you.

you tried to look at yourself, trying to see how your mascara runs down your face because of your nonstop tears, your tears almost wiping the mascara clean. your lipstick smears itself all over your lips with drool and moans escaping from it.

but your eyes keep rolling up from the pleasure, your tears making your vision blurry.

he laughs as he watches your attempt at focusing on yourself, loving the way your eyes kept rolling upwards from how good he's fucking you.

" come on pretty, just look at yourself. don't you love to do that? " he forces your head back down into the sheets, muffling your moans and whines all while cumming into you for the third time already.

he then starts rubbing your cock, your previous release acting as lube for it.

you moan out loud into the sheets as you shoot your load for the fifth time already. "mmh.. no more! " you beg him, your voice muffled.

" ehh..? but im just starting to have fun! "

#tyunniez 🕷 #tyunniez asks 💌 #bottom male reader #bttm male reader #male reader #uke male reader #x male reader #male x male smut #amab reader #male reader smut #x male reader smut

[blazingstarship]

whoops wrong blog reblog🫣

#hehe uhm I deleted right #i have been on insta for some minutes and now I wanna try making chocolate stuff like the tradition way and see if I pull it off #but some reels are like spicy book stuff with quotes and im like reading it being #wait people like this and that and whaaaat even more uncomfortable but no offense to others who love it #ANYWAY CHOCOLATE YESSS AND BAKING AND YESSS #maybe its gonna be on my time but Im like looking at all those sweets kinda drooling #while i try to be more healthy but its so hard so much stuff is delicious #i have so many ideas to try and bake and just…I miss #going out like after work I wanna do something fun