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#and then Hannibal smiling to himself lmfao best scene there IS
newvision · 5 months
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I like to think Hannibal wouldn’t have taken a saw to Will’s skull had he not said “the soup isn’t very good”
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thunderheadfred · 4 years
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S1E3 - Potage
okay so
Hannibal is highkey smug and horny for this entire episode and this is my favorite flavor
He’s absolutely brainstorming “how to groom these two trauma victims into my perfect murder family” and I know it’s Pure Evil so why am I rooting for him
the unadulterated Erotic Evil energy of Hannibal walking in on Will’s FBI Academy lecture about HIMSELF, Will subsequently calling Hannibal’s mutilated victim ART whowhwoohwhwow yeah you two sure are some murder husbands jeezus
when Jack’s trying to Dad-Talk Will for threatening Freddie, Hannibal’s just smiling to himself like “yeah he DID say he thinks about killing people all day, omg I knowwww Jack, will you be the best man at our wedding?”
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  what else...
everyone on this show has fucking ginormous blue eyes and they are all constantly on the verge of tears. Alana, Abigail, Freddie, WILL - except for Hannibal who is typically half-lit like a haunted skull - what color are his eyes? we don’t know we aren’t allowed to know, they are just BLaCk only BLAcK like blood in the moonlight loooooook into my eyes Will
they really want us to think Abigail might be a psychopath in this episode huh. I mean, that’s fine. I just kinda wish they’d stuck with it longer. We deserve more Abigail + Hannibal scenes, because watching this so-called genius psychiatrist go toe-to-toe with a teenage girl is PRIMO viewing
lmfao the CANNIBALS graffiti at Abigail’s house is just so fucking funny to me I don’t even know what to say 
Will has the sweatiest murder dream yet! HOW CAN HE SWEAT THAT MUCH never mind the cheap aftershave, this mans B.O. must be unholy
Jack: “Is Abigail manipulating you, Will?”  Hannibal: “Hey back off. No one is manipulating Will.” Hannibal: (Looks into the camera like he’s on the Office)
in conclusion: T H I S   O U T F I T
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Body count:
Hobbs: 8 Abigail look-alikes
Hannibal: 2 Abigail look-alikes
Abigail: 1 stupid angry home invader
Will: 1 "Sorry I shot ur Dad”
Stoned vampire one-liner:
“It feels like I’m talking to a shadow suspended on dust”
# Fred Watches Hannibal
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