#and the court itself was this HUGE like.. collesium almost

[aidenwaites]

Oh my god I JUST remembered the batshit dream I had last night

#get ready for a doozy: #i had a dream that i was arrested and being put on trial because id gotten into a fight with some guy and I don't remember about what #but I remember the fight was mostly me just shoving the dude against a wall and then leaving #and ANYWAY this court was like... #i had a meeting with my lawyer and we walked into this huge building and had to pass through those turnstile subway station things #and the court itself was this HUGE like.. collesium almost #with auditorium seating around and below these giant walkways and balconies where members of the court sat #and there was this Thing where as an intimidation tactic??? everyone dressed and acted like this was an execution trial in ancient Greece?? #and i was brought to a balcony that sits just outside where the actual court happens because they don't want the defendent interrupting or #something #so i sat there for a WHILE listening to court preceedings #and they were charging me with murder even though i didnt murder the guy #and things werent looking good #and then at one point the court adjourned and as this detective was walking over to me he stopped to fix a broken stage light #and found two laminated pieces of paper (the judge could not pronounce Laminated) #and he went to pocket them and i Phoenix Wright style demanded that new evidence be added to the court record #and THEN i had to wait through the break and then get called to take the stand #and the Stand was this little podium on the ground way way below the rest of the court's balconies #and when i got on it it starting rising at mach fuck speeds and i had to hang on for dear life #and then a jury/council member guy started dying or something so i did chest compressions and this won me favor with the court #and at some point after this i woke up court session still ongoing lmao