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#and found two laminated pieces of paper (the judge could not pronounce Laminated)
aidenwaites
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Oh my god I JUST remembered the batshit dream I had last night
#get ready for a doozy:
#i had a dream that i was arrested and being put on trial because id gotten into a fight with some guy and I don't remember about what
#but I remember the fight was mostly me just shoving the dude against a wall and then leaving
#and ANYWAY this court was like...
#i had a meeting with my lawyer and we walked into this huge building and had to pass through those turnstile subway station things
#and the court itself was this HUGE like.. collesium almost
#with auditorium seating around and below these giant walkways and balconies where members of the court sat
#and there was this Thing where as an intimidation tactic??? everyone dressed and acted like this was an execution trial in ancient Greece??
#and i was brought to a balcony that sits just outside where the actual court happens because they don't want the defendent interrupting or
#something
#so i sat there for a WHILE listening to court preceedings
#and they were charging me with murder even though i didnt murder the guy
#and things werent looking good
#and then at one point the court adjourned and as this detective was walking over to me he stopped to fix a broken stage light
#and found two laminated pieces of paper (the judge could not pronounce Laminated)
#and he went to pocket them and i Phoenix Wright style demanded that new evidence be added to the court record
#and THEN i had to wait through the break and then get called to take the stand
#and the Stand was this little podium on the ground way way below the rest of the court's balconies
#and when i got on it it starting rising at mach fuck speeds and i had to hang on for dear life
#and then a jury/council member guy started dying or something so i did chest compressions and this won me favor with the court
#and at some point after this i woke up court session still ongoing lmao
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