#and now i have a new absolute wet paper towel poor meow meow with every disease known and unknown to man

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OUGH. theyre gonna really end a superhero comic with a tolstoy quote thematically accurate enough to kill on impact.

#I started reading these because i was interested in the guardians after the 3rd film and didnt wanna interact with the mcu... #and now i have a new absolute wet paper towel poor meow meow with every disease known and unknown to man #he would have won most mentally ill bitch on the block prize during the annihilation war but hes gotten 100 times worse over the 8 years #6 of them spent in basically hell #other two spent carrying an entire space army's/alien planet's legacy alone through several wars #holy shit dude get space therapy. or whatever. #also sam really nearly went and got stuck with him in the cancerverse huh. #i guess the nova helments only work on people who are reckless and self sacrificial and only have one functional braincell #he didnt have to do all that for a deeply deeply fucked up guy twice his age who hes just met. famous freshly not dead hero or not #marvelcomics #sam alexander