dick: golly gee willikers! we need to scaddadle crew!
jason: there is no fucking way you just said that shit unironically.
6K notes
·
View notes
they're like this to me
223 notes
·
View notes
They are happy and safe
1K notes
·
View notes
this is about charles xavier at oxford
137 notes
·
View notes
1K notes
·
View notes
142 notes
·
View notes
Gambit
186 notes
·
View notes
Help, they are doing overtime on Twitter trying slam down on anyone who thinks Erik and Charles were gay in X-Men 97 😭
65 notes
·
View notes
When your love language is stealing your hubby clothes
259 notes
·
View notes
i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite
47K notes
·
View notes
Professor X in Magneto’s brain: Damn bitch you live like this
121 notes
·
View notes
This is why diversity among the X-Men is so important. Because it gives lines like this layers.
This isn't just a mutant talking to a mutant. It's a Black woman talking to a Native man.
2K notes
·
View notes
some fun redraw :)
848 notes
·
View notes
Memory
commissioned done by @胡榛榛榛
201 notes
·
View notes
Charles: We saved you from Magneto, Logan.
Logan: What's a Magneto?
Scott: NO!
Jean: NO!
Ororo: NO!
Hank: NO!
Charles, opening his thirty-five-slide powerpoint on why Erik Lehnsherr is a good man: I'm SO happy you asked-
315 notes
·
View notes