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myperfectfatdads · 5 months

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The Santa Clause

(Inspiration on the movie the Santa clause)

Ive never believed in the Santa Claus Clause. I mean, just think about it: how could one man go all the way around the world in just one night? I mean, I could see me doing it, but Santa, I don’t know; he’s huge and old. How does he just move around like that? But I guess I should still be in the Christmas spirit; even though he’s not real, I still lay out cookies just in case. It is Christmas Eve anyway, and I have to spend Christmas alone as I’m away from my family in college. I live by myself, which is fine. Me and my girlfriend go to different schools, which is really hard, but we’ll be together next year as she’s coming to my school! But this year, I’ll have to settle with just me. As I go to lay out the cookies for the night, I see a big red coat. Who put this here? This isn’t mine; there is a note in it. You read it, but all the note says on it is for you. Confused, you try it on, and to your surprise, it’s huge on you. You take it off immediately and put it away, thinking this must have been some type of mistake. Who would send me a big red coat out of nowhere that doesn’t even fit me? Waking up on Christmas morning, you go into the living room, and to your surprise, the cookies haven’t been touched at all. There are no presents under the tree. Walking into the bathroom to take a morning leak, you scream as, looking in the mirror, your hair is gray and there’s stubble.

I’m only 25. What is going on? I mean, I get the stubble; it’s been a few days since I’ve shaved, but why is my hair gray? It was just brown the other day, but you shrug it off as it's probably just from the stress of Christmas. You weren’t having a totally sad Christmas as you were seeing your friend Troy for lunch in an hour. You clean up your face, but you don’t know what to do with your hair. If you can’t show up with gray hair, you’ll look 40. Not having much time left, you put on some nice clothes and leave. Arriving at the restaurant, you see Troy. Troy was never the healthiest of people; he had a little guy to him, not worrying about what he ate or going to the gym anytime. “Hey man, Merry Christmas, long time not seen," says Troy. Hey dude, you say hooping he doesn't notice the gray hair, but before you can even think that, he asks you, “Your hair is really graying out, man. That’s not good as we’re so young, and you should really clean up your face,” says Troy. Thinking in your head that that was super rude, you’re confused as you just shaved this morning. What does Troy mean? I need to clean up. Touching your face makes you feel a lot more than just stubble; if not, it’s already grown back. How is this possible? You decide to worry about it later as the waiter comes up and asks you what to order. Without even thinking about it, you just go off, saying food after food after food. The waiter walks away, and a few minutes later, he brings out the food. Looking at the plates you order, you order about twice as much as Troy, which is odd because he’s the fat one in this relationship. After gobbling up your food, you even order dessert, still starving. Troy looks puzzled, as he knows how much of a healthy eater you are. You stop eating because you’re embarrassed, just looking around and seeing everyone staring at you. You and Troy leave and get out of there right away. You guys part ways, and you come home, walk inside, and crash on the coach, exhausted. Looking to your side, you see the big red coat and on the table a jar of milk and some cookies next to it. Without even thinking, you stand up struggling a little bit, which is weird, but head right over to the cookies and milk and devour all of it. Standing up from the table, your head goes right to bed, and you crash. As you wake up, you scratch your beard, and wait, beard, you don’t have a beard. This is off, and you jolt to the mirror. Looking at yourself, you see a big white beard and your white scalp.

Terrified, you pull out your razor right away, shave all of it away, and walk to the kitchen, starving. Not even caring what you eat, you rummage through your days looking for anything to eat. You settled on the left-over cookies you didn’t leave out for Santa as you had extras, and you even poured yourself a glass of milk to go with it. It was a great combination. After finishing your food, you notice that, not even after an hour of shaving, this beard has already grown back. I mean, this can’t be possible. You just shaved, and it is already back and as white as ever. As you were so focused on the changes going around on your face, you weren’t even paying attention to what you were eating. As you look down and are not met with a six-pack as you usually are, you see a little gut starting to form. Poking it, you see it jiggle, screaming. You try to run away from it, but no matter how far you run, it’s still there. Looking in the mirror, you look 50, with all of your gray hair and a small beer belly starting to form. Terrified by what’s happening, you go to the doctor. He checks your body to see how healthy you are and your diet, of course. Stressed about what’s going on, you keep eating, not even paying attention to what you’re eating. The next day, the changes are not stopping as your stomach gets bigger and your hair is now plain white. The only good news you get is the results. Opening them up and reading them, your jaw drops as it says that you're not 50, but the results say that you’re 56! What is going on? Scared, not knowing what to do, you plop down in the coach with a glass of milk and cookies in hand. While eating the cookies, you look over and see the red coat—the one from Santa. But Santa’s not real, so who is this really from? You bend over to grab it, but you can’t reach it. There’s something in your way. Looking down, you’re met with a huge beer belly blocking your path. You stand up to grab it, finding it hard to stand up from your huge increase in weight. Finally grabbing the red coat you try it on, not only does it fit, it’s almost a little small for your barley fitting. You let one rip, finding it harder to keep it in, almost like you can’t control it. Your fatty fingers reach over for your phone and text Troy to come over for dinner and bring as much food as you can. Troy arrives only a few minutes later. Opening the door, Troy drops the plate of food on the group. "Dude, what happened to you?” says Troy. I mean, I put on a little weight, but I look pretty much the same. “A little heavier; you look like Santa’s twin, and I thought I was the fat one in this relationship,” says Troy.

Yes sadly you’re now the fat friend no longer being the young guy in his twenties now you’re a fat old 64 year old man. And oh boy you can’t wait for your feast tonight.

#dad bod #weight gain #balding #beer belly #beer bloat #burping #fat belly #hairy belly #fatty #santa claus #santa Transformation

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hanasnx · 3 months

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Hop hop 🐇 what's the mood today indybug? Because I'm thinking about cheating on Brian with ya. He's got a couple years on me, you know, at least 7, doesn't fucking take me seriously and he's always looking at other girls at the meets. Sometimes, when it's just me and him in a big group of his friends, he'll put his hands all over me but won't even acknowledge me when I speak, it makes me so angry I could scream. It's been happening more and more and you're my friend, I can always go to you to complain when my boyfriend's pissing me off, so I do. I even know what you'd say, you've said it before, "I don't like you with guys like that."

"yeah," I'd say, drawn out like a sigh, like I'm agreeing but it's clear I won't do a damn thing about it. So now here you are; there's a pretty girl on your couch crying about her boyfriend again, in the tiniest skirt you've ever seen, her bra peaking out from the neckline of her shirt, fat tits spilling out. It must be annoying, must be frustrating, this bitch is a tease, stupid too, the way she lets men treat her...

But at least I'm easy though, huh bug? It isn't hard to get me on my stomach, ass out while you fuck me good and hard and ask if this the attention I was looking for when I came over. "Brain just leaks outta those ears with a cock in you huh? Is it good? Yeah that dick got you fucked up, huh dons?"

"indyyyy," my voice is whiney and muffled into the cushion of the couch. "Feels so fucking good, want you deeper— ah!!." You give me a good thrust just to hear the way my sentence stops short with a moan.

"I know baby, don't fall on me, ass up c'mon. Fuck that pussy down on this dick, that's fucking right baby. Brian's not hittin' it right huh? I can tell, look how hungry this pussy is for me." Your thumb finds my pussy, rubbing against it to feel the stretch and movement of your big cock going in and out, and the way I twitch when I cum all over it.

You're sweet enough to let me cuddle up to you when we're done. Straddling your lap, arms wrapped around your neck and pressing kisses against your warm, damp skin. Your hands graze the curves of my body, squeezing the fat of my thighs, my ass my waist, and my tits press against your chest. But when I pull away and ask if I can kiss your lips, the scoff you give betrays your body language, a little mean, a little dismissive, you tell me "nah I don't kiss cheaters." It makes me blush with embarrassed but I laugh along anyway.

"you won't tell him right?" I've got gentle fingers rubbing your jaw, brushing your hair out of your face, laying it on thick and sweet now that I've got my fill of rough dick.

You laugh again and take your face outta my hands and give my ass a hard squeeze. You've got a half smile on your lips, "Yeah, yeah whatever." Knowing you mean it when you say you'll keep it a secret, i grin and kiss you on the cheek.

🐇Hop hop might have gone overboard

-donnieeeeeee

YOU FREAK. you fucking freak donnie.

"I don't like you with guys like that." ive literally told you that irl. "there's a pretty girl on your couch crying about her boyfriend again, in the tiniest skirt you've ever seen, her bra peaking out from the neckline of her shirt, fat tits spilling out" "this bitch is a tease, stupid too, the way she lets men treat her..." can you shut the fuck up. oh mygod. the fat tits bit.. you know just what i like donnie. calling yourself stupid <3 thats my fucking sweet spot. i just hate the way you let men treat you, i can treat you so much worse

im finding myself quoting whole paragraphs like this one: "But at least I'm easy though, huh bug? It isn't hard to get me on my stomach, ass out while you fuck me good and hard and ask if this the attention I was looking for when I came over. "Brain just leaks outta those ears with a cock in you huh? Is it good? Yeah that dick got you fucked up, huh dons?"" because its that good and i cant pick out individual lines. the use of dons especially bcos thats one of my fave nicknames i call you

""I know baby, don't fall on me, ass up c'mon. Fuck that pussy down on this dick, that's fucking right baby. Brian's not hittin' it right huh? I can tell, look how hungry this pussy is for me."" this dialogue piece sounds just fucking like me man we talk way too damn much. this couldve come right out of my own brain

the bit about the kiss, about how i dont kiss cheaters, taking my face outta your hands and grab your ass, "yea yea whatever" oh donnie you killed this

#indy shoots the shit #thanks for the msg!!#moot: donnie #tw infidelity #ch: hanasnx #indy: drabble #hanasnx drabble #indy x reader #indy x reader smut #indy x fem reader #indy x you #indy imagine #hanasnx x reader #hanasnx x reader smut #hanasnx x fem reader #hanasnx x you #hanasnx imagine

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nagitoedit · 1 year

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trying to watch a playtrough of ultra despair girls was genuinely agonizing and i stopped watching after . that guy was introduced and i refuse to keep watching it . i mean. maybey its on purpose .. create larger despair to create even larger hope whatever but also i dont really care.

a million paragraphs of complaint under the cut, this got really long

1. starting off really quickly with the petty complaint that doesnt matter, but the playthrough i was watching was a terrible dub. the voice acting is incomprehensibly bad i dont know how someone could say these lines and think they did a good job . id be so embarrassed.

2. a major character is toko fukawa/genocide jack, which she is that horrible 'split personality' trope with the 'evil psycho killer' alter. which that was introduced in the first game but its still agonizing to have to see this . lawl <- said with disappointed agony. and the writers obviously know, i mean look at these screenshots i took of a dialogue scene

its . incomprehensible to acknowledge this yet still continue to write the character this way. i mean, knowing anything about that awful anime, they clearly have no qualms with making retcons. and other things that are frustrating about this is that information that the game has about DID in the first game (trigger happy havoc) and this game, is actually very accurate. for the most part, they use a lot of correct terminology and seem to generally understand how DID works. and yet they still use these harmful and unrealistic tropes that hurt real systems.

3. i didnt finish it of course so i dont fully know but the way they handle it but from what ive seen, they dont really handle the topic of child abuse well. considering the whole plot is "abused children rise up and start hunting adults for sport" <- i was also amazed at how absolutely ridiculous bullshit this plot is.

4. ................................ haiji. i dont know what to say there. the entire concept of this makes me upset beyond comprehension. they introduce some character, the 'leader of the resistance' and i also feel so betrayed because i really liked his character design and was interested in his character. and then i searched him up really quick to send a picture to the friend i was talking to about this and immediately learned that apparently he is a pedophile and abuser. and that apparently the leader of the murderous children is his young abused half-sister, who he would physically assault, and ended up being the reason she is a paralytic wheelchair user. and not to mention that journal that is found in a locker and read before meeting his character, which is eventually heavily implied to be his. huge content warning for graphic depictions of violence.

"Devils. They're devils in the bodies of children. Damn devils! I want to grind down your organs, your heart, your liver, your kidneys, everything, into dust. I want to throw you all into a blender and turn you to sloshy livestock feed. I want to stab your eyeballs with a pencil until I can write with your blood. I want to boil you alive in a pressure cooker until your screams stop. I want to squeeze your little bodies until blood leaks from every pore on your skin. I want to slash open the wombs of the mothers that birthed you and stuff you back in."

and what i mean by its heavily implied to be his is that when talking to him after reading that journal, there is an emphasized part where he refers to the kids as devils.

and also the scene where he openly admits to being a pedophile, specifically he told toko that hes not sexually interested in her, or komaru, because "I... I like 'em younger. As young as possible."

5. tokos design in this game gave her paler skin than in the first game she was in.

6. everything else. i dont know how to list every little thing, especially since i havent watched all of it. there is a scene where (theyre like elementary schoolers by the way) monaca forces nagisa to kiss her, against his will, verbally sexually assaulting him, breaking his spirit to force him to do whatever she wants. which is all shown .

there is so much that is so genuinely horrible and impossible to watch.

#okay so watching parts of the playthrough that i hadnt seen to find some of this stuff to be able to explain it fully uhm . i feel violated #have i ever actually felt this way about something before. so unbelievably gross and horrifying i felt sick . hm.#literally it wasnt worth it just to see servant. im in hell

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