#and i specifically am looking for content of zenigata so i want it to look like him!

[andthebeanstalk]

Shout-out to the galaxy-brained Lupin III artists who draw Zenigata as a man in his 40s with a receding hairline and a hairy dad bod 10/10 THIS is the Zenigata that Lupin wants to fuck!!

Let middle-aged characters look middle-aged and sexy 2023!!!

#original #lupin iii #zooploop #zeniloop #zenigata x lupin #Do YOU wanna reach the age of 45 and realize you're only attracted to people under 30?? idk if folks realize how many of our beauty #standards are based on things associated with being under 30-something #tight skin. full thick head of hair. muscles. stamina. unblemished complexion. - these things are great but #Y'all have to know that part of the human life cycle is... losing all of that! #what are you gonna do? die about it?? #or are you gonna fuck severely into the grave like me and Lupin??? #(or are you uninterested in sex or sex as i describe it and also totally valid?? aroace people are valid.) #lots of people get fat as they get older and everyone will eventually become disabled if they live long enough #if these things make a person unfuckable in your eyes then where will that leave you in a few years time?? #folks who draw zenigata ripped are valid but i am unironically into a soft belly #if he looks like a harried average dad with cute eyes who hasn't slept in two days well then he looks like zenigata to me! #and i specifically am looking for content of zenigata so i want it to look like him! #(tho again there isn't a canonically wrong way to draw him unless you made him like. white.) #anyway what i am saying is 'dulce et decorum est pro old men masturbatori' #(it is sweet and proper to jerk off to old men) #jack! i hear you say. that's a weird context in which to reference a poem about the horrors of world war one! #and to that i say #yeh #stupid hollywood with their stupid tiny narrow idea of what is desirable

[fullmetal-the-last-alchemist]

for that fandom ask meme.. pick your poison!!! lupin, transformers, or ninja turtles!! 👀👀😁

!!!!!!!! AHH THANK U SARAH!!!! <3 <3 hmmm i will answer for loop because that one's newest and cause the other two are franchises and that makes it a lil more tricky lol

put under a readmore for convenience!!

The first character I first fell in love with: DO I EVEN NEED TO SAY IT.... goemon my Fuckkng BELOVED. kite skypiea's video of him being incompetent with technology is like half of what pushed me to dive into the franchise The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: OH fujiko for sure... i assumed she'd be poorly written and underutilized - which, isn't exactly incorrect, but it definitely depends on the movie/anime part. she was SO good in fujiko's lie and in cagliostro... i love her shes so epic. love to see a girlboss winning The character everyone else loves that I don’t: HMMM a lot of people seem to like rebecca a lot - and i don't hate her or anything, but i'm defs not like a huge fan or anything lmao. OH AND i know a lot of people love albert - and again, i don't hate him, but i just see him and i'm like... ah, it's this prick again. alrighty The character I love that everyone else hates: i can't think of ANYONE tbh....... the cast is just so small.... plus i don't think there's any character that everyone collectively hates anyways?? hmm idk The character I used to love but don’t any longer: well. i'll say that i definitely liked ami better at the start of part 5, though that whole debacle is entirely the fault of the writers lol. ALSOOO sometimes i'm not a fan of the way jigen is written, esp in more modern loop stuff... stop making him grumpy and homophobic smh The character I would totally smooch: AGAIN... do i even need to say it... honestly i feel bad bc i've been watching so much loop content with LJ and every time she has to put up with me sighing abt how much i wanna give goemon a kiss every five minutes jgkdfhgkjdfh The character I’d want to be like: HMM i can't lie, everyone in the main squad is like.. sooo gender.... probably goemon, i love swords and his style looks comfy The character I’d slap: lupin i love u so much but if i met u in real life i think i would maim u on sight u_u A pairing that I love: POLYGANG BABYYYYY!!!!!!!!! specifically, imo, jigen and lupin are married, fujiko and lupin have been married and divorced about a dozen times, and all three of them are dating goemon <3 i am Particularly fond of jigen and lupin (the gay marriage of it all... immaculate), lupin and goemon (CRIMINALLY underrated, i love them so so much) and fujiko and goemon (ALSO very underrated... their dynamic is so goddamn cute) A pairing that I despise: WELL. i can't lie... i really don't like seeing zenigata shipped with. anyone tbh u_u i know there's a lot of joking about it in canon, specifically with him and loop, but like... i don't know, i feel like it's never meant to be taken seriously. and he's so much older than all of them?? and they literally call him pops... idk to me hes just Dad. yeah.

#THANK U SARAH I AM SENDING U 10000x KISSES #lupin iii #ask #me