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joyful-writings · 3 months

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❀ enhypen as hats i found on pinterest

all enhypen members

synopsis: uhhh all seven members of enha as weird ass hats i find on pinterest, with minimal explanation :D warnings: some of the hats are suggestive or include cuss words, but there's nothing too explicit a/n: I HAVE WIFI FINALLY!!!!! so, please enjoy this attempt at being funny while i work on finishing up some stories💜

✿ Heeseung

Heeseung gets two hats.

The first one is because he just strikes me as a boob guy. A titty appreciator. When someone mentions melons, he doesn't think of fruit. And he's damn proud of it.

The second one just made sense to me. He totally finds the green M&M hot— who doesn't? He lowkey likes the brown M&M, too, and he's not afraid to talk about it. He has a slideshow about why the female M&M's need to be sexy again.

✿ Jay

The maknae line picked this out for him because, as we know, enha loves to tease Jay.

He cried when they gave it to him. They were not tears of joy.

It's hidden in the back of his closet because he wants to hide his shame— do they really think he's a terrible father?

He overthinks his entire life.

✿ Jake

He bought this for himself.

He thinks it's funny.

Sunghoon is the only other member who thinks it's funny.

✿ Sunghoon

The reason I said only Sunghoon thinks Jake's hat is funny is for this very reason: they bought matching(ish) hats.

They're fishing bros. They obviously have matching hats.

But the reason why Sunghoon has two is because I honestly couldn't choose one. They both seem to suit the vibe I get from him.

✿ Sunoo

Honestly? I didn't have much for Sunoo. At least, not from my selection of hats I already have saved.

But! I think this is still good. I mean... if he's proud about something, he's gonna be loud about it. Or, at least, he should be.

And this is a flex, honestly.

✿ Jungwon

Another tough one for me, but I thought this matched Jungwon's chaotic energy (or, at least, the chaotic vibes I get from him).

Jungwon rubs me as the type of friend who wears weird shirts and hats ironically, just to embarrass his friends in public.

I have another hat saved that says "I Pee In Pools," and it was honestly a close second option.

✿ NI-KI

I feel like I don't need to explain the first one. Out of all the members, who's most likely to start a cult? Totally NI-KI. And he'd make it about the dumbest shit, just because he can. He'll start a Shin-Chan cult if he wants, and no one can stop him.

Now, the second hat... I feel like he'd find it online at 3AM, think it's the funniest thing in the world, and order it impulsively. Then, when it arrives, he's dying of laughter again.

Similar to Jungwon, NI-KI is trying to embarrass the shit out of his friends in public. He wears the second hat all the time, and the other members (besides Jungwon, because he's in on it) are constantly trying to hide it from him.

a/n: heyy everyone... haha... it's been a while. but only because i didn't have any internet! now that i have wifi again, i can start posting some things. at least before i get busy all over again, but that shouldn't happen until next month.

while i was waiting to have internet again, i was still able to draft out some ideas in my notes app! so, i'll be finishing some of those up and transferring them to my computer so i can edit them and post them. expect good things soon... ish!

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horriblehs · 3 years

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Dating billy Hargrove hc's

navi

so hes basically an asshole to everyone but you

his eyes immediately soften when he see's you

he always calls you pretty. even if you're wearing a paper bag.

lots of kisses

I feel like he loves watching you do your makeup. idk why I just think that's something that he does.

he likes when you play with his hair

favorite cuddling position: laying on your stomach

hes somehow awesome at planning dates????

forehead kisses

wearing his jean jacket (or the brown one)

he takes you on a lot of picknicks especially if you like nature

hes so smitten with you its not even funny.

his laugh is contagious

if your ticklish...he'll tickle you until you pee.

I feel like he'd give you one of his rings to wear at school.

(especially if you have anxiety)

he's just the softest when he's around you

he's whipped-

like you could wake him up at 3am to go get you some food or some shit and he'll get it.

lots of hand holding (even if you have sweaty palms)

you always sit in his lap at parties.

angry sex, jealous sex, car sex you name it, this man has a sex drive.

sneaking into your room at night bc he missed you or his dad hurt him again.

you'd both get life guard jobs

you try to keep him out of trouble

you bond a lot with Max

like you two would paint each others nails and talk about what the boys were up to and all that jazz

lots of late night cuddles.

he'd tell you stories about the beach and California.

and you'd tell him stories about how its like living in a place where everyone knows everyone

he wakes up earlier than you do and when he doesn't you make him breakfast (if ur parents aren't home)

#dating headcanons #billy hargove x reader #billy Hargrove #stranger things #dating billy Hargrove #headcanons #fluff #no smut but sex is mentioned #sorry this is short

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