#and fox is fucking TEXTING THE CHANCELLOR to prove a point

[kookyburrowing]

i think alpha-17 hates kids in theory but he’s like those guys whose families get dogs or whatever and then he gets really attached. he is definitely not happy about it but he’s attached.

#his kids also either hate each other or are weirdly codependent so he’s just constantly like #“why the fuck is this a thing that is happening to me” #“how dare” #and then when they’re deployed and they still talk to him?? #FOUL #he has never been more horrified in his entire life than he was the day cody called him on purpose #a truly horrific experience #and then if they ever meet up again in one place he discovers something awful #which is that they used to fight about stupid shit like who was faster or whatever #and they still do that! #however #now they are also fighting about things like partners and their generals??? #and fox is fucking TEXTING THE CHANCELLOR to prove a point #and 17’s just sitting there head in hands like how the fuck did i acquire these stupid cunts #and why are they still here #alpha-17 #star wars