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#and even if they were like 'BOOHOO WE ARE STUCK HERE' despite being supposed to be happy they were partying to pass time
ben-the-hyena · 1 year
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So I watched the Haunted Mansion trailer and
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Just like I feared. The ghosts are evil and murderous instead of just scaring for fun and forever resting in peace with parties every night and must be cast away and fought as if they were there for a curse because it is the EASY way too attract a mainstream kind of audience instead of counting on the fans, their (THEIR) mansion must be freed for dumb humans to live there because it's ONCE AGAIN an estate plot, the humans we don't give a shit about are the main focus and appear more than the ghosts in the trailer despite how we have oh I don't know 999 potential characters to have as main characters instead, and again Disney wants us to forget Emily ever existed and just wants to impose Constance everywhere and tries to have her be the MAIIN EEEEVUUUL instead of just one ghost whose gimmick is to be the ghost of a wedding-themed black widow
The ONE good thing is how Hattie looks. I had my fears, but he looks cool and faithful to his ride self. I hope Jared Leto won't ruin the role, but since the ghosts are apparently the villains he will unfortunately probably be too
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God fucking dammit Disney why don't you know your own ride
WHY DID YOU LET US DOWN GUILLERMO DEL TORO
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(V3 Boys) Embrassing Alibi
How would the V3 Boys react their s/o lying about their alibi in a class trial and they think that their s/o might be the blackened, until their s/o reveals their true alibi, they’ve saw the boys doing embarrassing while alone during the murder and their s/o was hiding when they saw that?
Eh? Me? Finally growing the balls to do this request after what... ten whole days? Etc? More? Well! More likely than you’d expect! (I don’t have much of an excuse other than math being a pain, nyeh... alongside... roleplay stuff, fun fact- Mod Shumai does that.)
But let’s end this hell cycle...! Once and for all!
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Kiibo
Kiibo didn’t want to believe it... of all people it couldn’t have been you who committed the crime, he placed his trust in you- his belief that you would both make it out... together! But with the way Rantaro stylishly pointed the evidence that pointed out you could have been the mastermind his heart sunk by each passing moment...
That is until you finally spoke up, avoiding his eyes he was certain it be the end, but... what instead came out of your mouth are words he’ll never forget.
“... I... I was... watching Kiibo in his room, I was already in the room... I hid in the closet because I didn’t think he be there so soon... you know those... “Power Rangers” well... he was impersonating them, with the poses and everything... “Super-Robot Kiibo”... or... so I think.”
Then all eyes turned to him, his systems began to overheat- if he had tear ducts he would be crying out of pure shame and embarrassment.
“THIS IS ROBOPHOBIA! D-DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT! SO- SO WHAT IF I ENJOY SOME CARTOON MIU INTRODUCED TO ME....?! T-THAT DOESN’t MEAN YOU CAN JUST LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!!”
“DON’T DRAG ME INTO THIS YOU- FUCKIN’- SHIT FOR BRAINS!”
At least you cleared yourself for suspicion, right?
Shuichi Saihara
You didn’t have an alibi, Shuichi felt his heart sink as soon as he realized this... but what he hated was how this was the class trial... belief in others, was nothing more than a weight he have to push through... he needed to find the truth.
... He begged you, no matter how terrible it was to admit the sight you saw- the alibi that concluded you weren’t the killer so he wouldn’t have to lose you.
You uttered words that made him... regret his words. “When... I tried to come to your dorm room Shuichi... I found you holding onto that “Helping Yachi” toy and sobbing... and... yelling a bunch of... things... “Why are we stuck here...?” “Boohoo... Kokichi’s so mean...!” Stuff... like that.”
All that he heard after it all was the coo from some of the students who found it cute, but the feafening laughter of students like Kokichi- who teased him about this his... alibi.
S... So what? He just has to vent to some people too, y’know! D-Don’t judge him like that!
Ryoma Hoshi
Ryoma knew it was a possibility, you being the killer... course he did, he just didn’t want to accept it... he... liked you, more than the others... you... understand him.
... He didn’t want to believe you were the killer so he remained silent, but after a declaration like that in the last ditch effort to finally prove your evidence... even his poker-face broke.
“... I... I-I was just... I-I was watching Ryoma snuggle against his pillow in his sleep- mumbling about... wait... “jeez... if ya’ wanted to muzzle against me all ya’ had to do was ask, yare yare.” I-It was just- TOO cute?! O-Okay?! I-I didn’t want to admit it because he would actually kill me-?!”
The courtroom drew to silence, the only sound being heard being the crack that came from Ryoma slamming his stand, pushing his hat down- and feeling his soul perish.
“We don’t talk about this, ever again.”
Kaito Momota
Doubt you? Do you really believe Kaito Momota would ever doubt you, it’s just impossible even... if you didn’t have an alibi, or so it seemed he fight for your innocence no matter what!
“S/O! If you have an alibi- don’t hold it back, just tell them and prove your innocence already ya’ dummy!” Oh... the way you looked at him, he should’ve known... should’ve known that was a bade choice.
“... I... I... well... Kaito... I-I um... was already in your room, you just... didn’t notice me... I was gonna announce myself... but then you started to slick your hair back with that hairspray of yours and... and made it like Shuichi’s before shouting: “NO THAT’S WRONG” at the window a bunch... I-I snuck out and...-“
“Wait... you make your hair like that... PURPOSELY Kaito?!”
“O-OF COURSE I- WAIT WHY IS THAT WHAT WE’RE FOCUSIN’ ON?!”
Rantaro Amami
Survive.
That’s it, that’s... what he has to do, it’s his goal in this killing game to survive so whatever things he has to do to... live have to be done, he didn’t want to believe it was you... but you just wouldn’t... you were suspicious... he wasn’t... sure if you were or weren’t the killer... he begged for you to tell them all your alibi... you finally snapped.
“... I... Rantaro... I’m so sorry... When I came by... you were already in your bathroom... doing your... eyelashes... a-and I didn’t know what to do besides watch... I-I’m sorry I had to figure out you had fake eyelashes this way... but I guess that explains why you had... ink in your tears the last class trial.”
“HIS EYELASHES ARE FAKE! I KNEW IT!” “JUST AS ATUA FORTOLD! YOU OWE ME TEN BUCKS MIU.” “Nyeh... I knew it... his eyelashes are fake, not like my magic...”
“(S/O)... I was supposed to die with that secret, how could you?” Sarcasm drilled out of his voice, but honestly... he was just glad that... you had an alibi, you weren’t the killer! So what if he was called out?
Gonta Gokuhara
Gonta didn’t want to believe S/O was the killer... you were better than that, kind, gentle, compassionate towards Gonta... how could you do something so awful and despicable? He just didn’t understand...
... Especially with how you suddenly started asking Gonta for forgiveness mid-trial... why would you do that?
“... I... I-I was hiding in Gonta’s dorm... I wanted to surprise him, y-y’know? As a gift... I-I has a gift... I didn’t mean to... I-Iiiiiii didn’t mean to... walk in on... Gonta... Oh... GOD Gonta... W-Working... on those compliments... YOU WERE DOING A GREAT JOB... JUST...”
“... Oh! You mean the “pick-up-line” Gonta learned from Miu? Oh’ wait! That truly does mean... that you are innocent!”
Despite that... you still made another choked out sob at the end of it... Gonta doesn’t know why!
Kokichi Ouma
Kokichi didn’t care you were suspicious! So what? You were the killer, you’d die... then time go on! He didn’t give any care to it, it happened to the best of us.
... You hated that attitude of his, he hated your attitude of refusing to tell your alibi for “his sake” or whatever, so why not? Let’s just throw you to the fishies, or maybe you can burn!
“... Kokichi? I was... going to... visit you? Yet... never did? Well, I did, was under the bed to give you a taste of your own medicine but then you started to ramble... you should know what it was about, I’ll disclose nothing else.”
“Oh... Oh my god, you were there when I was... was rambling about... about... the UNMENTIONABLE THINGS that shall NOT be brought up?”
“You mean about how jealous you were about Kaito for having more friends than you, somehow?”
“I TRUSTED YOU.”
Korekiyo Shinguuji
He observed that was the type of person that Korekiyo was... but even he was starting to work up a sweat at this trial...you were clearly being suspected, he... tried his best to remain calm...
The embodiment of it... you glanced in his direction, odd, you asked if you had permission to say your alibi... the one you refused to tell? Well of course he gave you permission... only for him to realize why you asked.
“... I was in Korekiyo’s room... I’m... sorry for ruining the surprise... you were setting up for me, Kiyo... y’know the one with... with the...”
“...”
“Rope.”
... Oh shit you found out his murder plan!
“Oh my god! Korekiyo Shinguuji- your the killer!”
Ah, how embrassing... he was found out for being the true killer.
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