#and eels that speak

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 23?

DPxDC merfolk-esqu Au where the Infinite Realms is akin to a giant ecto-ocean. Ghosts look similar to merfolk, though some more deep-sea esque or alien while others look more human. Some look more human when in the living realm (unless summoned) while others don’t change. 

This also shifts to ghost-speak, which is similar to things like whale calls mixed with dying screams and other echoes of their deaths. The crackle of a housefire, the rumble of electricity, the crackle of breaking rocks, the crash of heavy waves. It’s a beautiful but haunting song. 

Danny, being a Halfa, can of course shift between human and ghost, but this has resulted in his ghost form being only the slightest bit humanoid while his human form looks too human. Too perfect, almost fae like while his ghost form looks like some sort of galaxy-esque deep sea creature with hands and a torso. 

This is a bit of an issue when he ends up chasing one of his rogues out of Amity and runs into people who don’t know about ghosts. Who in turn call the heroes about the two monsters fighting in the fields. 

#at this point I don't know the number but whatever lol #Naughty ghosts get put in fish tanks #They better hope they haven't hurt the lil space baby or else the big dad time eel will come knocking #ghost speak #the issue isn't helped on if they can't understand phantom or the ghosts #merfolk au #dpxdc #dcxdp #danny fenton #justice league #Danny is like a baby super predator to other ghosts #they don't want to kill him lest the parent comes knocking but they also don't want him skulking about their territories either #They don't realize Amity is part of his territory they're just goin through the door to see the living realm again #The heroes are more wary about Phantom than the rogue thanks to him being more creachur looking #The rogue is shrieking angrily and also terrified of if they make the baby space ancient upset *while they're in space*

[spartalabouche]

#gekkering #txt #idk i just thought it was an inteesting question:3 #i eel like people dont have personalized tags for their posts as often anymore u used to always see bitches like #tagging stuff like bingle speaks! bungus makes a post! etc #i ont acutally know which mine would be classified under but probabyl just a simple word because it is technically relevant because its lik #e an animal noise #idk LOL anyway feel free to reblog

[i-ate-a-purse]

Abysseel sweeps!!!!! VOTE FOR THEM!!!!!

If they win, I will draw them kissing!!!!

If that stupid fucking baby wins, I will throw Madeleine into a blender!!!!

#cookie run #cookierun ovenbreak #abyss monarch cookie #electric eel cookie #abysseel #purse speaks #will delete later

[absolutelybatty]

A Sal hug would fix me.

#batty speaks #mentol eelness innit #spoilers #sally face spoilers #sally face #sal fisher

[merakiui]

please bless us with some eel mating season/breeding TwT

The moray eel doesn't have an exact mating season because they only mate when there is enough food and a suitable habitat. But most morays will mate in warmer waters because the temperatures are usually the best for mating. Morays will also open and close their mouths very widely at one another to show that they wish to mate!

Applying that to Jade and Floyd, they could essentially just choose to mate with you whenever they want, but I think they're both particular about the season. Floyd wants to mate with you in the summer because the waters are warm and comfortable, and it's the perfect time to give his shrimpy plenty of babies! Jade prefers the spring because that's when everything is in bloom (or is just starting to bloom) and it's a beautiful transition from winter to spring. But since they intend to mate with you at the same time, they'll settle for something in between both seasons. Perhaps the month where spring gives way to summer.

You probably won't know about the opening and closing of the mouth, which is how they'll trap you. Floyd does it quite noticeably, but Jade's a little covert with it. Perhaps you'll think Floyd's playing a game and so you'll do it back, and after a few times they're certain you want to mate (horny moray delusion...). Unlike Azul, the twins will want you to stay human when they fuck you. Your small size is so cute to them, and they want to see you cry when they stuff you full. The mating process will last for hours, so enjoy being sandwiched between both of them in the water, their long bodies curled snugly around you. <3

#meraki thirsts #n/sfw #tw: breeding #i cannot look at eels the same after jade and floyd #i will never forget the time i went to an aquarium and there was a moray eel hiding in the rock formations #and i overheard a mother pointing it out to her child #and she said 'it's like the bad guys from the little mermaid. you remember them right?' #and i immediately thought 'omg she's talking about jade and floyd' #she was in fact *not* talking about the leech twins from the hit mobile game twisted wonderland #but jetsam and flotsam ;;;;;; #orz tweels live rent-free #but thinking of mating!!! the trope of meeting a mer friend but neither speak each other's language #and can only communicate in body language #so when they misunderstand your continuous yawns as a sign of wanting to mate you can't blame their moray instincts hehe #aaaaa please ignore my ramblings T_T

[paleo-puella]

I took a head on picture of a moray eel today and I cannot stop laughing, look at him, I love him

#jules speaks #animals #aquarium #moray eel

[gigginox]

mfw im a farmer who fucking hates skull caverns but i need iridium so im stuck here w you dinosaurs

#speaking of sdv have i ever talked abt how i fucking hate the skull caverns. those stupid flying eels are the bane of my existence

[garden-eel-draws]

It's me again. I still exist, apparently.

I just spent the whole time I was brushing my teeth thinking about this and trying to come up with what might make me personally pick the PS2. I didn't get very far. FF12, Xenosaga, Katamari Damacy, maybe Frequency/Amplitude/Guitar Hero...and then I just kept running into a bunch of crossplatform stuff that doesn't really count. And I might actually have played zero of the exclusive platformers on the PS2 ever now that I think about it, because I never had my own PS2 and my roommate who did didn't have any of them.

Not that it would really make a difference for me, because I've never met a PlayStation controller that didn't hurt my hands to use. Maybe the newest ones are better, but the split d-pad always gave me blisters and the symmetrical analog sticks make me put my thumbs in positions that are less comfortable for me. I've been a lot happier just emulating the games and using a different controller instead ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My main games on the PS2 were Ape Escape 2 and 3, the original Ratchet and Clank trilogy, and the Katamari games on there. The split D-pad was definitely garbage (I've never liked using D-pads anyway), but the parallel sticks were a lot easier for me than the Switch's offset ones! I bet my hands would be less ouchy after a session of playing Katamari Re-Roll on my Switch if I could plug a Playstation-style controller with Switch-style flat sticks into it. Maybe there's somebody out there who makes those.

For me, the console I never touched was the Xbox. We had an original-flavor one and then a 360 at my house, but after the 360 got red-ringed, I think my younger siblings kinda gave up on that console series. When I was little, the original Xbox controller kinda freaked me out! It looked like a creepily bloated Playstation controller with scrambled Game Cube buttons to me and I hated even holding it lol

I think the most painful controller I've ever used, though, was the Donkey Kong bongos for Donkey Kong Jungle Beat. *shudder*. I loved that game, and I completed it multiple times! But oh god did my hands hurt so fuckin bad for days after each play session. I swear I bruised the entire pads of them, especially along that raised section under where your fingers meet your palm. Ow ow ow.

#eel speak #asks #video games

[exlimix1a]

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I suppose it's well past due for me to let you guys know that Sheezy.Art New User registrations will be opening in batches of 250 starting on March 1st at 7pm GMT!

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#sheezyart #exli speaks #guyyss you dont know how important this site is to me #FOR EEL!!!! TAKE A LOOK AT IT

[akkivee]

between kuukou eating this in one of his arb cards, the hayama-san and takeuchi-san torturing sakakihara-san with it and later deciding it is the nagoya dish to try during the cross talk, and now this

i think it’s safe to say hitsumabushi is like, THEE bat food lmao

#this is vee speaking #the way curry is the yamada food is the way hitsumabushi is bat’s now lmao #btw!!!! the link provided is most of the cross talk lol pls enjoy it in absence of my report ;—; #the ingredients list has me a little shook tho lol like i was following it up until it said cheese and subsequently had my mind blown LOL #like i guess!!!!!! that eel is sitting atop a bed of egg and cheese these suipara guys don’t play!!!!!!!! #anything for bat tho lol even if that entails having cheese swimming in my fish broth rice bowl lol

[her-ethereal-royalty]

From @bloodlesscecropia

Cæught æ glimpse øf the wørst pøssible timeline where yøu were mæcking øn me ænd thøught yøu shøuld knøw

Wh-^-t the shell?

#Wh-^-t m-^-de you f-eel I needed to be informed of this? #her royalty speaks

[eggtrolls]

independent pet stores, specifically independent pet stores with fish are insane. I pointed out to the guy that one of the turtles was biting a smaller turtle and he was like oh my b thanks for letting me know. got a net, scooped out a bunch of goldfish which were FOR SALE in the neighbouring tank, and fed them to the turtles.

#he tried to hit on me by telling me about his pet moray eel and refused to believe that eel populations are decreasing in the wild #he didn't even know where the Sargasso Sea was. shut up. do not speak in my presence. I know more than you. #Egg talks

[bumblebeebats]

The other day my mom and I went out to meet an old childhood friend of hers and on the way back she was like "Wow that cocktail really got you huh" and I was like "lol ya, how'd you tell?" and she said "well you talked for ten uninterrupted minutes about eels"

#this always happens when i drink smfh #1 drink: the eels come out; 2 drinks: i start speaking French; 3 drinks: start telling everyone theyre valid; 4 drinks: asleep

[legendary-cookies]

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I think whoever this is is the new Legend

I don't have any strong opinions on them now except I'm making fun of them for being an edgy edgelord lmfaoooo

#velvet speaks #abyss monarch cookie #my only guess is kraken cookie #but when they posted previews of electric eel i forgot eels exist #so my guesses aren't great lmfaoo

[merakiui]

Hey Mera, what do you think of having High sex with jade? 👀 (as in eating a mysterious mushroom and getting High)

👀 getting high and having sex and you feel so much more sensitive than usual; and Jade feels so big and thick and everything's so slow and relaxed and yes. orz but also I feel like sex with Jade when you're high is so slow-burn. >v< the two of you are just chatting about the most random things, having something of a meaningful conversation, but then the two of you are leaning closer, silly grins and giggles, mumbling about anything and everything. And one of you seals what's left of the scant distance between you and you're kissing, and it doesn't feel terrible???? :0

You and Jade pull away to look at one another, intently studying the other's features. Jade mumbles something about how attractive you are; you ask if you can kiss him again and it's really not a bad idea at all. Why haven't the two of you kissed sooner? Jade genuinely wonders this LOL. Kissing is soon accompanied with wandering hands and that gives way to shedding articles of clothing, and eventually it snowballs into one of the best rounds of sex you'll ever have. <3

#twisted chit chat #n/sfw #jade fucking you to 'yes i'm changing' by tame impala while you're both high WOOOOOOO #i think he's so cute and deserves the world and also would be the best person to get high with #speaking of music i want to write thoughts on what songs the twst men will fuck you to #it has to be chase atlantic for floyd T_T i do not make the rules this is just true #i need him to rearrange my insides in some dingy bathroom stall at a night club and from then on he never leaves my life... #he's the best and worst thing to happen to you <3 #eels... eels always on my brain

[sacreblugh]

god help me im going fishing on tuesday

i haven't been fishing since i was a kid

im a former gifted fisher pls bro i don't remember how to set a reel up or fucking cast for the life of me

#stoy hablando #praying to the bass pro gods #i learned how to fish before i could properly speak english and now i dont remember jack shit #i used to catch eels rays and catfish what happened!!! #my parents divorce happened! #i have gone soft </3