#and apparently just drink peanutbutter fucking whiskey

[greyeyedmonster-18]

(Oh, adding to my: reasons houston is the fucking worst—

I was given PEANUTBUTTER WHISKEY there

1) allergic to nuts

2) should be a crime?????

i didnt think to ask “what is this??” because PEANUTBUTTER WHISKEY is the last fucking thing i was thinking about and when i saw gold, assumed tequila— ya know like a normal person.

cue a Not Fun Time after.

anyway, houston sucks, the end.)

#everyone has been like HOW WAS TX #and i literally cant stop telling them how awful it was #Regret 2k23 #i couldve gone my whole life never going there #the work things were fine #the everything else things was NOT IT #everyone in houston walks around like they just woke up from a nap #like in a daze #no idea whats going on #but are so snooty about it #no sense of urgency #and apparently just drink peanutbutter fucking whiskey #jail #anyway #happy sunday