#and also i don't like singing

[just-editor]

there is a charismas carol that contains a melody that aligns with that of my country's anthem and i hate it

#march march motherfucker #tbf i don't know over half of the words to both #and also i don't like singing

[intricatedemonicrituals]

A List of Films That Don't End in Throuples But Should

What movies do you think I should add to the list?

#the princes bride is also on this list #I don't know what the throuple would be but I feel like it should have one #ferris bueller's day off #butch cassidy and the sundance kid #road to el dorado #star wars #star wars prequels #padme amidala #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #pirates of the caribbean #potc #red notice #tremors #spiderman #singing in the rain #princess bride #movie throuples #polyamory #lgbtqia #bisexual awakening #witches of eastwick

[channnel]

Alan offers you his slushie. (Ft. Oc)

#my dear hatchet man #mdhm game #alan orion #mdhm oc #mdhm fanart #my art #also- thank you for 250 followers! #i had this for a month now- i made this a day before the livestream and after seeing it- i speed through it for two days- #i feel like the brothers would also casually say that their mother is dead and they don't expect anyone to react- except for Jules #Konrad insids the store watching and wondering why the fuck the forest guy is singing

[momotonescreaming]

Cooking Youtuber Steve; who has series where he makes good family friendly meals, dishes for picky eaters, tips for everyday cooking. As well as series where he tries to make historical dishes, food and drinks from games and TV.

DnD Youtuber Eddie; who has a long actual play series, videos about his characters and the world he's built. Videos about tips for your role-playing, getting immersed. A series where he tries other TTRPG's and board games.

Dustin persuades Steve to make videos about medieval inspired, DnD friendly meals. And because it does actually seem like a fun challenge, he does it. Dustin looks horrifically smug about it when the videos are a hit, the bastard. (Steve will make him eat something gross as payback. Its fine. Gotta keep him humble.)

And because obviously, Eddie sees the videos. He's always on the search for good DnD shit. But the guy is so fucking hot Eddie doesn't quite know what to do with himself. Except daydream about those eyes, and that hair, and those hands.

So Eddie records himself trying (and only sort of failing) to recreate the food. It comes out sort of ugly but actually nice tasting, so Eddie calls it a win. References the Hot Chef Steve in his video, adds a link to his channel, and tries not to feel his heart beating out of his chest when he sends @'s him with a link to the video. His channel is way bigger than Eddie's, he probably won't see it, Eddie's fine.

Except the Hot Chef does see it, and Eddie sort of loses his mind when he gets a comment or a message from him, thanking Eddie for giving his recipe a go, and giving him credit for the recipe. Eddie's not fine at all, this guy is way out of his league, and Eddie can feel the crush bubbling up under his ribcage, and Oh Fuck he's messaging Eddie.

#stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #steddie #steve x eddie #modern au #youtuber au #chef steve harrington #momo.txt #im watching so many cooking based YouTube videos lately and not making any dishes #don't come for me #but yeah! #i like chef steve #i think he'd like that it's something he can physically see and touch and interact with #can share it and use it to connect with people #he's also fucking good at it #eddie is not mega famous in this #he has a niche weird channel #corroded coffin plays in college bars and sings songs about dragons

[the-manderville-mambo]

Speaking of how boss music with lyrics is a great way to add characterization, I'm reminded of my personal headcanon regarding Dragonsong's singer. Officially it's supposed to be Hydaelyn, but tbh it would make more sense (to me at least) for it to be Ratatoskr singing it, especially after going through Endwalker

Firstly, Ratatoskr was noted for being a singer. Several of her descendants are mentioned as succeeding her legacy in the same way (that one PvP mount). Secondly, the word choice within the song doesn't match up with another one that's sung from Hydaelyn's PoV: Answers. Where Answers has "my children," Dragonsong has "children of the land." It doesn't make as much sense for Hydaelyn to say something like that, but if we consider that the people who once dwelled in the Churning Mists were known as landlords, in comparison to the dragons being called skylords, it would make far more sense for it to be said by a dragon

Thirdly, it would have greater emotional impact for Dragonsong to be Ratatoskr's spirit lamenting this thousand-year war and wondering why mortals would do such a thing, why they would betray her so, than for it to be Hydaelyn doing so when she has a far greater understanding of mortals (compared to something as alien as a dragon). Especially given that Dragonsong is a track more closely associated with Nidhogg and Hraesvelgr, Ratatoskr's two closest siblings, than with Hydaelyn or even Midgardsormr. You hear a vocal-less version at Zenith, where Hraesvelgr lives, and the full version during the Final Steps of Faith, the culmination of the Dragonsong War and the final confrontation with Nidhogg. Midgardsormr, meanwhile, has his own personal theme (Primogenitor) and Hydaelyn is notably absent from most of HW's story

#ffxiv #ffxiv spoilers #also in general i think it'd give ratatoskr more presence in the story than the meager crumbs we get #considering her death was what caused the war we really don't get to learn much about her #other than that she had red scales and blue eyes and liked to sing and mingle with mortals #we know her *traits* but not her *personality*

[petricorah]

lee from the tea shop boutta get it (wip) [id in alt]

edit: completed illustration here

#zuko #zukka #i wanted this to be a guiding hand #encouraging or like he's surprised it's happening but holding sokka's hand comfortingly #but something about the expression and the mouth makes it seem like he doesn't want it or he's afraid #i don't know i'll workshop this #mywips #i also havent read any ba sing se zukka fics but i do wonder how they'd work #like i totally buy that zuko was SO tunnel visioned to the avatar that he literally wouldn't know what sokka looks like #but i don't know how Sokka couldn't Not know who he is #unless maybe they met as blue spirit vigilante and sokka falls for him and this is the unveiling moment and zuko's afraid of his past #but sokka's like it's okay you're changing you've helped people as the blue spirit and i care about you. those feelings are real #even now #and zuko almost decides to change for the better right then but he gets scared and turns back and canon happens idk #mistaking his father's approval for love and his love for sokka as wrong #whatever. idc. something something i just wanted to draw short haired zuko

[gncrezan]

thoroughly enjoying @infamous-if so here's sketchdump of my post-read doodles before i run through it once again!!!!!!!!!

#p2 seven and aki are singing simple season h/ippo campus :) #slash is only in there so i dont clog the main band tag up !! i love them dearly i listened to lp3 drawing these #esp bc boys. is such a song for him . #infamous #infamous if #akihiro yasumi #seven lawless #there are more people here but i am not strong enough to tag everyone. sorry #also please don't be fooled by what looks like me leaning towards seven. aki is about to pipebomb all his relationships #mostly by flirting w anything that moves and being the most sagittarius man of ALL TIME!!!!! #also im enjoying his stage name w regards to his backstory #akihiro wanting to keep his private life as private as possible bc he believes there is like #a persona that he has to project as a singer. and it should be his love for the craft that his fans see #also akihiro: and i will make my stage name quite literally mean empty house in japanese #'somebody FOLLOW ME i'm DISTRAUGHT' sort of energy #my art #edit: adjusted the picture just slightly cause i realised exported it odd...

[hiphopcherrrypop]

this one goes out to ME IN 2016 or whenever!

#star vs the forces of evil #svtfoe #svtfoe fanart #tomco #tom lucitor #marco diaz #years later and i still don't know how to draw tom's dumb hair #THEY USED TO BE MY EVERYYYYTHING I TELL YOU #baby's first queerbait? #maybe idk! #been in my annual mood of feeling like rewatching the entire show but also rly not wanting to #also i am sorry to my neighbors bc i didn't realize my windows were open when i was singing too little too late earlier today </3

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

um alex??? just WHAT is your tongue doing??

#are they snogging or singing part 253748 #idk what's going on here but something sure as hell is 👀 #and when i say something i mean something so far from platonic it might as well be in a different universe #also it's hard to tell bc of the angle but it looks like maybe there was a little kiss or brush of lips first #and then miles pulled away a little and alex's tongue decided it was going with him #i don't even know anymore #maybe i'm insane #but they're also definitely insane #anyway sorry i'll see myself out now #milex #milex gifs #miles kane #alex turner #tlsp #the last shadow puppets #my gifs #lulu posts

[eliounora]

anybody else frustated with this constant need of recognition. like I don't enjoy things because I feel like nobody will notice it or recognise me for it. and as a result I feel like I am mediocre at everything and disappointment is my permanent mode of being

#my therapist says this is usual for highly talented individuals 💅............................. BUT I PAY HER TO SAY THAT #i know your hobbies etc have to be for yourself etc. but i feel like there is no point if i don't get the reaction i want #i worked so hard on my drawing of thranduil and it got way less attention than i'd hoped and now i'm like eh. it's too much effort #as pathetic as it all sounds #nor's rambles #i think 99% of this is that i'm lonely and i'd LOVE to share my art my writing my singing everything i do with someone #and have them share their creations with me!!! but alas everyone is so busy these days #even responding to messages is tough. which i understand but still😭 this world is running us to the ground!!! #NOW GRANTED. i'm uhhh. a troubled individual. so i'm lonely because of my own making #but i was lonely before too beCAUSE NOBODY RESPONDED TO MY MESSAGE--- (i am dragged off the stage) #yes my therapist says i am also very demanding

[aiscapades]

also i have seen way too many people use incorrect pronouns for mhin. it is so clear that they use they/them.

use they/them.

#touchstarved game #mhin #like it's not a new concept guys. this has been a thing for years and years. let's get it together. #don't like it? think mhin should use he/him? #it's a queer game made by queer folk for queer folk #you cannot and will not change the fact mhin is they/them. it's the canon bro. you are nothing against the canon. #(not exclusively for queer folk i shld clarify since notqueer ppl get sensitive abt that. maybe not on here but yes in this fandom already) #(the trailer comments on yt do not pass the vibe check) #(anyway i love queerness even if it's as small as a pronoun. hell yeah) #🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍 #i put out love and light but i will also fight #( A SPARROW SINGS ) * my posts!

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ERIDAN: wwhats wwith these homies dissin my girl

FEFERI: Don't call me t)(at, please.

ERIDAN: wwhy do they gotta front

FEFERI: Nobody is dissing me, -Eridan.

ERIDAN: wwhat did wwe ever do to these guys that made em so violent

FEFERI: Because you're a genotidal maniac. 38(

ERIDAN: fuck off

#submission #feferi Peixes #eridan ampora #weezer #idk if feferi talks like this i don't know her veru well #// #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #mod terezi #he's just singing a song but she's also not wrong in the slightest

[mismess]

What creature do you think you'd be if you were in the sing movies?

I looked up animals that live in my general area and the website I looked at kinda lied to me but it was too late. I am an american marten. I am a weasel

pleeeeassssee buster moon let me be in ur shows I prommy I wont cry on stage(I probably will)

#like it might live where i am but it seems like that's not. usual. or they once lived here but don't anymore. you know. something like that #lekko's art #doodles #sing #buster moon #he's there #singsona #why not #I don't actually know much about creatures I just saw a cool weasel and went 'oh that's a good weasel' and went with that #it was between this and a black tailed jackrabbit. which also don't live in my area. but for some reason it spoke to me #sing movie #art #fursona

[arttrampbelle]

For frollo enjoyers

Made this for y'all.

#judge claude frollo #frollo #claude frollo #disney villain #disney villain f/o #disney villain self ship #the hunchback of notre dame #hond #imagine him singing hellfire bout you but in a completely different context #idc what people think i will put this man in a snowglobe and shake it violently(affectionately) #i will bite that man(affectionately) #i am feral for him #he's my mew mew man and i get to make him my kitty cafe maid #but he's also a dom and can softly read me stories and ride me like his war horse too #plz don't mind me in the tags

[veikkoalen]

thank you @theskoomacat <3 <3

nine things

Last Song: aurora - your blood (my favorite line is "when all inside you burns like a star / 'cause after all that's all what you are". my brain made up the second part)

Favorite Color: idk but everything non-monochrome i buy is blue

Last Movie/TV Show: i'm trying to watch von trier's riget but i can't sit still. i think i rewatched nightcrawler to the end but it was back in october

Sweet/Savory/Spicy: if i don't eat a teaspoon of sugar a day i die

Last Thing I Googled: wake photograph control

Current Obsession: alan wake the man

Last Book: death stranding novelization. it was in september

Last Fic: i actually wrote a fic today, but it's kinda a welcome entry to the bleach oc ask so idk how interesting is that. the last thing i read was deprivation by chaosdunk.

Looking Forward To: the weekend and the paycheck and also death too

@koriandrrr @collawashbear @kiyrian @tom-zane @pitchforkhead @entropicquilibriumofchaos hii

#have suicidal alan as a treat #just discussed with a friend that we both obsess over people rather than over fandoms or categories of things #“i feel like shit for being a stalker so i don't think that's normal” me doing absolutely the same: #just little autism things #also i keep fucking crumbling from the cliff unger's character arc #can you STOP making me cry for an hour every time i see you singing

[fivequartersoftheorange]

___________________

I found the album one sweltering afternoon in mid-summer, a month since we’d laid Gramps to rest. Rummaging through the dusty boxes and stacks of back copies of society magazines, I stubbed my toe on the trunk where it was kept, old and battered, sat in a dark corner of the attic.

I took the album, dusted it off, and sat down on a nearby stool. The cover was made of leather, cracked through with age and neatly labeled 1953-1954 in faded gold lettering. I flipped through the pages so yellowed with age, dust motes swirl in front of me as I make sense of what I’m looking at.

It was pictures of Gramps as a younger man. We knew that he was a film star back in the day, and that he was quite famous too, a real matinée idol. It seemed impossible to me then that he had a whole other life for he was always just Gramps; he seemed to always be humming and dancing, constantly moving or cooking up a storm in the kitchen.

Gramps was like magic and fairy dust, his warmth and gentleness touched anyone he came across. He was the grandfather who was up for anything, never raised his voice and talked to you like a grown-up. He was wise and funny and always pushed you to be a better version of yourself. Many a time I spent in Gramps kitchen, listening to him tell stories of film sets and the soaring lives of Hollywood’s finest.

My greatest regret was not asking him about his life when I had the chance. For no one bothered to, he was always just there, woven into the fabric of our lives. None of us really knew anything about him and the questions that had always lingered in the back of my mind resurfaced.

There were other things in the album, ticket stubs and dried flowers and a million other keepsakes. But what seemed to feature most prominently was a young man who looked to be about the same age as Gramps. He had a shy smile and a tentative look in his eyes. He was very handsome.

It seemed that he was also an actor and that at one point worked on a film with Gramps. There was a photograph of a cluster of smiling people and at the very center was the shy handsome man. His gummy smile was breathtaking but he was looking at someone or something out of frame.

As I looked through the rest of the album, a thick packet of letters fell to the floor. They were tied together by a faded red ribbon and at a glance I could see neat loopy script. I knew instinctively that these were all from the handsome man with the gummy smile.

My mind raced with a thousand questions and I burned with a longing to read them yet a sense of wrongness pervaded me. I would be intruding on my grandfather’s privacy. There was a secret buried here that much was true. For now I tuck the album under my arm and make my way downstairs.

___________________

Inspired by this post by @bigassbowlingballhead

I have absolutely no idea how I went from making a silly little edit to having an entire backstory to the silly little edit.

This also broke an almost 3 year streak of no writing. I don't think this is my best work, I'm rusty like an old bicycle but I'm quite surprised I managed to write something. So thanks for that Jon!

This is also by the way heavily inspired by a Danielle Steel novel I once read that I cannot remember the name of. In that story it featured a box, a locket and a packet of letters.

This is literally titled Hot Gramps on my laptop. You can click on the images to make it bigger.

Also did you know that the SAG was founded in 1933? And AFTRA was founded in 1952 but the two only merged in 2012. And that the first Emmy Awards were held in 1949?

#taylor zakhar perez #nicholas galitzine #taynick #does this count as a taynick au??? #I think so #was the research necessary? probably not #will my crippling need for perfection scream if i don't get shit right? yes yes it will #did i also read up on that vanity fair article of cary grant and randolph scott? you bet i did #sings i gave my blood sweat and tears for thiiissss #no joke 5-10 mins in i wanted to kermit #at one point my laptop froze bec the images were too big #also me??? tense switching in my writing??? more likely than you think