#and also avoiding finishing an emotional rengoku fic

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teaching 1A how to drive

| standard shenanigans

a/n: spoiler alert they're absolutely uninsurable

Kirishima

god bless this boy

and god save his passengers

him and the brake pedal?

codependent

“okay, okay kirishima–ah! okay! that’s– oof, alright.”

he’s just so nervous that he wont be able to stop in time if something runs into the road!

so he stops a little extra just to be safe

on the freeway

in the middle of the street

when he thinks the green light will turn “any minute now”

for birds flying literal feet above you

“the sky is their domain Y/n! Why do they swoop so low?!”

“Kiri you absolutely cannot stop here!”

he could barely pull away from the school lot in his first few lessons without sending you into the dashboard

for someone so adept at hitting the breaks, you’d pray think he also drives slowly

you would obviously be very wrong

shamefully so

he's also too nervous to even listen to music at first

what if it played too loudly for him to see the road??

readers who drive u know what i mean

when u turn down the volume to see where tf you’re going better

he only agreed to let you teach him to drive at all so that he could be a well rounded hero!

what-- was he supposed to uber to the scene??

his quirk was hardening not apparition

the best he can manage is a brisk jog towards the crime

he decided quickly that familiarizing himself with public transportation was also a good idea

Bakugou

roughly around the start of second year, Bakugou chilled out a considerable amount

everywhere except behind the wheel of your beat up old car

saved up all his angst just in case someone ever offered to teach him to drive apparently

from start to finish the lessons lean towards the chaotic

“jesus your legs are short– how the fuck does the seat even go up this far?”

crack

well it won’t anymore

when you think he’s not looking, you rub the dashboard and whisper “i’m so sorry baby”

will never admit he likes to look at his reflection in the mirrors

thinks he looks real cool driving you around-- even in such a dumpy car

secretly named her Gravedigger

after the monster truck

he’s actually pretty decent when you’re the only car on the road

“it’s not hard as long as you’ve got half a brain in your head”

downplays how nervous he is when you suggest practicing merging onto the freeway in your fifth lesson

it’s usually irritating how naturally talented he is at everything

but for the past few weeks it proved to be a fucking blessing

however

he’s gonna be the number one hero right??

so he’s not about to lose to some shiny prius “revving” its engine beside you on an otherwise peaceful Saturday evening

“you wanna fucking tango?”

“kats, that’s an electric car how the fuck would they be revving us?”

obviously that old woman was challenging him to a race

she was but

you gaslit girlbossed the situation just enough to convince him not to follow her up a private driveway

Uraraka

oi mami mami!

you don’t know what it is that does it–

maybe it’s a mom-friend quality

maybe it's her mindful conservation of fuel

but when Uraraka sits behind the faded leather steering wheel

she gets like ♾️ time hotter

thats 901838749812931% for those in the back

even the first time you convinced her to take the car for a spin, before she even cared about getting her license

she made u & that beat up thing her little bitches

“okay Y/n, you promise you’ll tell me if I’m going to hit the curb right?”

you stood on the sidewalk and nodded dumbly as she sized up her very first parallel parking spot

but then she did the thing

nnng

the holding-the-back-of-the-passenger-seat and-turning-the-wheel-with-one-hand as-she-backs-up-thing

“Y/n? Am I–”

bonk

and you will cherish that dent in your bumper forever

Todoroki

was literally meant to be a chauffeur

you can’t even feel the car accelerating or coming to a stop and somehow you always get to where you’re going early?

three days in and you’re begging him to teach you how to drive

must’ve got big dick lessons from Uraraka because he palms the wheel like its nothing so he can keep one free hand full of more important things

your hand

namely snacks

accidentally kneed the horn the first time you taught him how to adjust the seat and now he has a weird obsession with it

it gives him a spike of serotonin

a noisy button

big fan

will honk at squirrels crossing the road

beep!

“Shoto no!”

“I have the right of way.”

“You can’t honk at traffic cops!”

likes to make a convenience store run before hitting the road every single time

can’t learn to drive without a yerb duh

quickly memorizes your gas station order

your weekly todoroki field trips are honestly the best

gets off on charging his dad’s credit card to fill up your tank whenever you drive together as repayment for your lessons

Deku

too responsible to get anywhere on time

he’s stopping at every yellow light

stopping at every railroad crossing

obeying the speed limit to the mile

he’s also:

losing your car keys

locking your car keys in the car when you teach him on how to pump gas for the first time

accidentally snapping your car keys in the ignition when the wheel gets stuck after parking

flushing the new keys you just got cut down the rest stop toilet

he also also

crafted a meticulously organized playlist that is a combination of both of your favorite cruise songs as a thank you gift for all of your help getting his license

always offers to DD after a party so you feel safe letting loose

stocked your car with water bottles

always gets out of the car last so he can whisper “thank you” into the steering wheel without you seeing

Denki

what happens when a car gets struck by lightning?

denki owes you 80$ for a new car battery that’s what

prefers so, so

so so

so

so much

to just take the subway

when he found out he needed a license to score an internship at his ideal agency after graduation, he came to you in tears

“Y/n, they don’t understand! Lives will be extinguished!”

“Kami don’t be dramatic, everyone feels that way when they first start driving. I’ll help you, It’s seriously no biggie”

holy fucking gigantic biggie

five minutes behind the wheel of your sweet, hard working baby

and he’s already mixed up the brake and the gas pedals twice

the car’s too fragile to be hitting so many mailboxes

a crossing guard’s nightmare

is not above closing his eyes when he gets extra nervous

driving down a narrow road or in bad weather

“it would be cheaper to just buy a new car and total it whenever i need to get somewhere” he whined at his pile of traffic violations

bonus round!

- ̗̀ Mina

absolutely lost cause

do not carpool

do not insure

❥ Asui

stops the car for every animal she sees

even if it’s like

in a field all the way away from the road

“just in case”

needs to sit on a phonebook to see over the dash

has an orgasmic house mix playlist to sooth her rookie driver jitters

- ̗̀ Sero

made a literal blood oath not to teach him

when he complains about not being able to “just get up and go wherever [he] likes”

Jiro and Momo stare you down before you can offer to help

they flash you their bandaged hands as a reminder

blood oath

❥ Iida

too impatient

will abandon the car in traffic if he thinks he can run somewhere faster

generally not a huge fan of cars

will not let you listen to catchy music while he’s behind the wheel in case:

“the singalong causes an unfortunate accident”

-5/10, very ominous student

50000/10 very fun to race

#sfw #i want to post more frequently! #i am limp in the clutches of writers block #and also avoiding finishing an emotional rengoku fic #mha #hcs #mha hcs #kirishima #bakugou #uraraka #todoroki #deku #denki #mina #sero #asui #iida