#and ALL managed to fail 😭

[bluelolblue]

Why was everyone so flirty in John Wick 2? Santino OBVIOUSLY, he was even thinking about it and attempting to flirt in his own way. Ares fucking GRABBED John's ass (lucky bitch) and was flirty with him, Gianna got fucking NAKED in front of him-

C'mon everyone wants a piece of John Wick

The Italians want to fuck the bogeyman

Can't blame them tho :)

#john wick #santino d’antonio #gianna d’antonio #ares jw #the whole gang #that wants to fuck john #john wick 2 was just Italians trying to seduce him #and ALL managed to fail 😭

[icantdothistodaybruh]

some silly doodles to take my mind off of things🕊

ref

#in the lower left corner sebastian says “step on me” #the rest loses it's charm with translation..... #и я не знаю есть ли за рубежом понятие автомата😭 #sebaciel #kuroshitsuji #black butler #ciel phantomhive #sebastian michaelis #my art #sketch #nobody reads after the main tags so I'll say it here #I got my antidepressants prescribed today hooray i guess #knowing that I've been in therapy for more than three years by now it feels more like a sign that it just won't get better at all #like I somehow managed to fail in that too #I just feel so stupid

[shokuto]

Would it be wrong for me to say every piece of inane discourse is created by people who define themselves and others by how they interact with media, who project onto it to a point it becomes identity instead of dealing with their very real problems

#It’s like this. I see bullshit. I check the account. It’s an 18 yr old with poorly managed mental health. A 15 yr old without a safe space #A 16 year old who spends all day—*all day*—going out of their way to argue with strangers #I can’t tell if covid fucked up these kids or if their parents failed them or both all I know is it’s never anyone under 20 😭

[minglana]

gotta send an email..... again.....

#somehow i have to pull 10 hrs a week out of my ass #on top of taking into account the hrs i have to put aside to study for the classes i have PLUS the classes i failed/am gonna fail this seme #semester* and i want to try and get ahead with #i already told one of the dorm workers yesterday that i was gonna go to the library 2 hrs a week this coming semester #so i can study bio at least 1 hr a week + maybe another class (maybe alternating between electricity econ and hydraulics) #idk idk. i just hope i can manage it all😭 #z xarre

[rpf-bat]

*sigh* I’m trying to remind myself to be happy for others instead of comparing myself to them.

#ONCE AGAIN I only got through the 1st two weeks of Whumptober before giving up #as a reader I’ve enjoyed reading other people’s work during the challenge #but as a writer I’m like. fuck. why I can’t I do that? #I try every year. and every year I fail. #I didn’t even finish my October YOTP fic #it’ll go up late tonight if I’m lucky #and then I have to figure out what I’m doing for November. fuck. #why do I even bother with prompt based challenges? #I guess because I love prompts. I used to get requests in my inbox all the time when I was in the MCR fandom #but ever since I started writing for BC #I’ll reblog a prompt list and get zero responses #maybe people just aren’t interested in my writing #I reblog other people’s work and try to comment on it but other people don’t reciprocate that #even when I manage to carral the brain weasels and post something #maybe that’s why I lost momentum #I’m sorry for the rant. 😭 I’m not mad at yall. I’m mad at me.

[viulus]

I just finished the Big Encounter tm in Disco Elysium, and... Jesus fucking christ, man

#vu's posts #disco elysium #so uh. heavy spoilers ahead in the tags. so if you haven't gotten very far in the game then stop reading this #... #ok now that spoiler-free people are gone. i need to ramble #by 'big encounter' i of course mean between the scabs and the hardie boys. just to give context #not long before the encounter though i finally met ruby. and that was also a tense situation. like my god #anyways. once i headed to the whirling i saw the whole thing start yknow #as soon as kim dropped a 'fuck' i was so Tense because like. he *never* swears. so i knew that things were gonna go down #i managed to pass both the rhetoric and suggestion checks.. somehow. but that didn't do anything in the end really. #i didn't ever find my gun so i was left on the defensive 😭 luckily i put on the chestplate... thing. #i'm pretty sure that that's what kept me alive tbh #i got hit with two bullets but like i said. the first one hit the chestplate. that took most of the damage there. my leg got hit though #AND i kept kim alive yippee! i have a hunch that he can die if you fail a certain check #(i.e. the one where you warn him about the guy behind him) #also i got a bonus on that check that said that kim *really* trusts me and... 😭😭 #ok i think i got all my thoughts out! for now... #i also screen recorded the whole thing. thinking about sharing it tbh. who knows though #WAIT. one more thing. i am *so* shocked that kim made *that* shot. because yknow. he's got vision problems yeah? #like what a fucking badass. like hello #ok NOW i'm done. and i gotta go to sleep now 😂 #va4 rambles in the tags

[thedreadvampy]

aaaaaaaaaaa work is so overwhelming just now I feel like my brain may explode

#red said #i can't tell if i have too much to do or if I'm just being disorganised in doing it!!!!!! #but i was meant to have a full data report done by tomorrow and i haven't found more than 20 straight minutes this week to look at it #the new boss keeps ASKING ME THINGS and ASKING ME TO DO THINGS #and the fucking. readability argument filled up SO MUCH of Monday and Tuesday with both back and forth and silent seethe #i have to be in all her meetings and she's sending me a bazillion things for social media #and my colleague's off on leave so I'm picking up his social channels too except I'm NOT cause i don't know what to PUT on them #need to put together a new video ad by next Friday #need to do like 5 more blogs #and the staff newsletter! gotta get that out by lunchtime!!!! haven't started it!!!!!!! #3 meetings today. gotta do vo recording tomorrow. and both today and tomorrow are short days #cause i have therapy today and I'm taking kofi for a Birthday Treat tomorrow afternoon so i gotta knock off at 12:30 #it's all very well to say work to live not live to work AND I DO but the expectations remain!!!!!! #and i feel like I'm failing and being lazy if i can't easily do everything that's asked of me. is my problem. #it's very important to have a manager who understands that their job with me isn't too drive me forwards #but to manage the amount of work that hours my desk because I WILL try to do all of it and i WILL usually manage #but it will absolutely fuck me long term #crying wailing i miss my manager 😭 10 months!!!! come back!!!!!!! #we don't always have the most idyllic work relationship but she knows me very well and i trust her to help not hinder with my stress levels #and also like if i tell her i am spiralling like this she would always help me prioritise #but i don't yet know or trust the mat cover well enough to talk to her about overwhelm. and i feel the need to establish myself first. #like I gotta prove that I'm hardworking and reliable and that when i say i can't cope i mean it and I'm not trying to dodge work #which. boy. working life as a disabled person sure does colour your thinking huh. #gotta first prove I'm EXCEPTIONALLY committed and hardworking and Good At Job BEFORE i can allow myself to struggle

[mishkakagehishka]

Socialisation is key, i really am just like a bunny

#felt genuinely happy and all i did was go over to my friend's flat between our lessons since she rents close by #and we had coffee and talked ab our failed loves and laughed so much and awughhhhhh #i've really been feeling off these past few months but especially these past two weeks #i don't wanna say it but i just felt like i had no meaning #and hanging out and having fun and doing paid work really managed to make me feel a bit better #and like i actually am a human being with some sort of purpose #even if it is to offer cheap and quick last minute translations or a ''DON'T FALL FOR HIM'' through laughter #sighs #idk. maybe i shouldn't let myself get consumed with anxiety and ''if i fail this then this will happen which will lead to this and that so #essentially if i fail this minor thing i'll fuck everything up and there'll be no fixing it'' but that's easier said than done #i can always distract myself tho and just do my best #i think it was during that coffee that i thought ''okay so even if i fail an exam or two - i can take them during the autumn. i don't have #to pass everything on time - few first years do - and i will still be able to rest between summer and autumn dates #so it's not like i'll be a lost cause if i don't pass everything by july's end'' but. it's still hard to think of it #but we'll see. in God's hands #we also laughed a lot bc i mentioned being religious and she went ''YOU?!'' hdbsbsbsjdjd😭😭.... is that so shocking.........

[hotfuss]

i’m once again falling into another cycle of horrifying sleep schedule and work that is leaving me a shadow of a person and i want to cry so badly

#failing for the 3rd day in a row to plan a last second placebo concert in the uk #😭😭😭 #this is all my manager's fault bc she asked me to do a morning shift today when yesterday i just got off a night one #like i slept 5 hours accomplished the one task out of the house i needed to do #and then fell asleep on the couch for 4 hours till i woke up at 11 😭 #and then worked a 6-14 being awake since then #idk how much i napped today but i woke up at 20 and now i'm just a different kind of tired than before #imagine if i weren't this dysfunctional #p

[aberooski]

Luke's song Diamonds is hitting me a little too hard and close tonight.

#really hoping things will finally start to turn around again soon #I've been so depressed this year it's probably the worst I've been in a long time #the worst part is finding a job has been next to impossible and I have no driver's license so I can't leave my house #my bedroom is the attic of my house and I have windows so all I've been able to do for literal months is sit up there in my cave #and just stew in my misery and try and fail to find a way out of it #I've just stopped taking care of myself as the months have gone by too #at least I haven't been doing as well as I was. I never really did a very good job to begin with #I just sit around and try to look at jobs and cry all day and I have to fight myself to drink water or brush my teeth at night or even eat #unless it's breakfast or dinner. that or I actually do eat but tell myself I've been eating too much and stop eating for the day again. #I harsly talk to anyone In real life anymore I just feel like I'm inconveniencing people by being around #I can't sleep without taking melatonin and even then it's hard to sleep and I'm just tired all the time #'Is this the way it will always be' indeed Luke #I'm serious when I say I think I have several undiagnosed mental illnesses only making things worse for me #but who needs therapy when we've got Luke's solo album and Taylor Swift right? #it's me. I know I do. when I can actually manage to find a job (soon please I really need/want 🤞) and can afford it I'll look into it #abby's just rambling don't mind her #abby's having a crisis #goddammit I don't have windows in my room that's what I meant how could I miss the word no 😭

[vse-kar-vem]

hihi vent post incoming (tldr im pretty sure everyone hates me and also im gonna fail all my exams)

#first off i did NOT end up studying! probable executive dysfunction went and got me again! i only managed to study a tiny but before and #now im procrastinating. again. killing myself ! 😁 im actually gonna fail rs tomorrow like who CARES about rs ofuhrkdkfkf it's bad. it's so #bad im in the trenches rn ..... #i can physically feeling my brain shriveling the longer i spend online maybe if i finish typing i can get it together and start fucking stu #dying!!!!!! #second this whole i keep posting things then immediately getting second thoughts and deleting 😭😭😭 like its so embarrassing on twitter #discord tumblr everything????? can i not talk to people in a calm and measured fashion???? WHY do i keep typos ???? i am so socially inept #it's not even funny. im sooo fucked #maybe i am a teen going through and it's the hormones making me overthjnk everything buttt #i want normal pills!!!! i dont wanna get diagnosed for anything i just wanna try some medication and see if it fixes me !!! please!!!!!!!! #i.actually need to study or im fucked #so #uh #yeah #id much rather fail rs than history cuz i like history so i have to be normal by tomorrow wish me liuck!!!!!!! #ok so maybe this ventpost is not sad and upset more overwhelmed and angy at myself. whatever! I SHOULDNT HAVE WASTED ALL OF LAST NIGHT #DRAWING FUKDHFKDKFK #wish i could just undo today cant lie 😭 taken a WALK at least instead of languishing but now its 10 pm and im running out of time #im continueing to waste time on tumblr ok no. i AM going to study #vee rambles #proofread this .... also typo ridden! im stupid and i cant speak english someone pulverize me ！ #also my bried venture onto twitter .... disastrous . i think i've turned many people from neutral or even positive about me to firmly #irritated. great! classic me fikejfldlflslmglslf < keysmash of anger

[theflyingfeeling]

...🙃

#i know i sound crazy (and maybe i am) but i'm so disappointed in myself for failing at the job interview tomorrow #yes disappointed in myself in advance lol you got that right! :) #i'm so disappointed in myself for freezing during the teaching sample or otherwise completely fucking it up #(i tried to go through it once just to see if there's actually enough content for 15 minutes but i kept fucking up and became so frustrated #so i just gave up) #i'm so disappointed in myself for coming off as an empty-headed idiot during the interview #(i have given practically 0 thought to any of the mandatory interview questions because i have no faith in myself at all so why bother?) #i'm so disappointed in myself for being so incredibly incompetent that i can't even answer the most simple content questions about my major #(i'm terrified to do research on the basic terms of linguistics in case the content questions have something to do with those #because what if i understand nothing or what if the questions will be about something else entirely?) #i know i'm full-on bullying myself at this point but i'm just...tired #i'm so tired of the emotional roller coaster of today. one moment i'm ugly-sobbing because i'm so stressed out and feel so inadequate #then i manage to pull myself together and focus for maybe half an hour max until i burst into hysterical tears again #all the while chanting in my head: ''i can't do this i can't do this i'm not good enough i'm not good enough'' #by now i'm so exhausted that i wanna be like ''fuck it'' and go to bed and just. let go #i can't control everything so i should just go with the flow. whatever happens tomorrow happens for a reason right? #if i fail then i guess that proves i am indeed inadequate for the job. a bullet dodged by both parties etc. #it proves i wasn't meant for that job. it proves that i deserve unemployment. because i'm terrible at my job (or average at best) #i wish i could live like that (the ''fuck it'' attitude) but i want to succeed so bad 😭 #i want to be perfect but i can't because i'm not and i know i'm being unreasonable because NO ONE is #ignore this please. i'm inconsolable lol

[minglana]

its just. when i start thinking about it its already a bad sign that something terrible (me not going to the exam) is afoot. i really am just. not gonna end up going tomorrow and ill endup having to study for 4 exams in less than 2 weeks huh

#who (me) thought this was a good idea (no one did but im stupid as fuck) #i just feel terrible for not going to exams but i know that i will feel even worse by going #I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THEYRE GONNA ASK ON THE EXAM. i hate when that happens #i need to go prepared and know EXACTLY what theyre gonna ask #should i even try to study anymore today....................... #let me tell you guys (if yall are even reading up to this point which i wont blame you if you dont) about all of this: #i already have 2 exams: one on the afternoon of the 28th and another in the morning of the 29th #then im waiting on the grade for an exam which i took a week and a half ago. i would say i have 50/50 chances of passing that one #if i fail that one. the make-up exam is on the 7th. and the one tomorrow. the make-up exam is on the 5th #so idk if its viable or not. knowing how i usually manage exams/exam season in general i would say its NOT viable at all #but i dont know anymore. i dont know anything and im just feeling so lost #i also feel like i cant talk to anyone irl about it bc theyre just gonna think 'there she (me) goes again skipping exams' so 😭😭😭 #xarraire

[lanegritaalma]

those who choose to do wrong and allow wrongdoings will be dealt with accordingly, in this life or the next. karma is an equal opportunity energy and what you put in is what you get out.

#lucky draft no.177 #hopefully that’s the right number #I’m running off fumes and barely restrained anger 😡 #ever had neighbors that do the FUCKING MOST #yeahhhh and management allows them to bc it’s how society works #well baby the universe runs off vibes and y’all niggas are FAILING #everyday they wake up and choose VIOLENCE in the form of noise is another day of PROSPERITY added to my roster #all faulty parties will be dealt with according to the laws of the Universe #LEGIT what you put in is what you get out and y’all are putting in fucking bad BAD BaAD gosh I’m so fucking sleep deprived #i ain’t never wanted the American dream’s single family home as much as I do right now 😭 #I need LAND I need ACRES I need NO neighbors for the next 25 miles!

[ilsafaaust]

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#hehehe having a slight menty b as I may have just completely restarted my laptop which has now wiped every app I had heheh #luckily all my files have been saved but I wanted to restart my laptop I’m the hopes of regaining the use of my speakers and I’ve failed #MISERABLY #all my apps and any history I have on them is gone so all my bookmarks on chrome as well as chrome itself #my virus protector (which is now saying I have to pay for) is gone #photoshop gone #not to mention all my sticky notes are also gone which is where I did a lot of brain dumping/idea dumping #it’s such a first world problem and really has no relevance and realy isn’t that bad considering I’ve managed to keep my files #but still it’s a major inconvenience and all because I wanted to be able to watch videos out loud😭😂😭

[horrorartsworld]

A manspreading man pt. 2

alastor/shy f!reader

warnings: S-M-U-T, kinda not proofread (wrote this late as fuck one night 😭)

here’s part one if you missed it!

(little recap:)

After embarrassingly leaving the meeting with much of a rush you didn’t notice that a certain someone was lurkingly following you in the shadows....

Once making it to the ladies room you splash some water in your face in attempts to rid of your filthy thoughts, unaware of what’s going on around you as the warm water felt good on your face, slowly melting all those said thoughts away.

"Why'd you run off darling...l was just starting to have some fun~" you jump startled water flying as you accidentally splash it all over the place, seeing as he was towering over you from behind in the mirror.

"I-I just needed a few minutes..." stammering as you wanted to scold yourself for your silly girly urges from earlier, not daring to look up at him out of sheer uneasiness as it would be too much for your little mind to wrap around, trying to put your main focus on something else as you try to clean up the mess you just made with the water.

"A moment to think about me...hmm?" he teased in your ear as a clawed finger danced along the underside of your chin before he forcefully grabbed it making you look up with a gasp, eyes immediately meeting his gaze in the reflection, one of power and what seemed like lust.

Making your thighs quiver relentlessly beneath you at the site, trying so desperately to stop them by squeezing them together, but Alastor takes notice before you can do anything about it causing a low chuckle to come from him. “Are you….horny my little fawn?”

Your eyes suddenly widen at his lack of self decency coming over him that was so unlike him, your lip trembling as you failed to muster a word out with these new found feelings that started to become overwhelming and his filthy words seemed to just be adding to it, along with the heat that was now building in your core.

Poor Alastor was trying to hold himself back as you failed to respond to him, getting slightly frustrated with your pheromones being so intoxicatingly strong in his senses that the answer to his question was quite clear though he was determined to hear it confirmed from your pretty lips.

“I asked you a question my dear…” grumbling sternly , setting his microphone against the wall as his other hand now lingers on your hip. You try averting your gaze only to feel how he suddenly ruts against you roughly trying to get your attention back as he makes your hips knock into the edge of the sinks counter, then forces your chin back towards the mirror once more.

“N-no…i-i’m not” you squeak, seeing yourself wrapped up in his grasp. Your lies only making him push into you further, his hard-on becoming more evident against your clothed behind.

“No?” he snickers doubtfully as his hand that was on your hip was creeping down the front of you, pulling you away from the sink as he lifted the front of your skirt up seeing your arousal clear as day, practically dripping down your thighs. “Then what might this be….? It wouldn’t be from the way i was sitting earlier would it?” he teased more as his other hand left your chin to inspect the now soaked area.

You nibble at your bottom lip while his chin now rests on your shoulder looking down with you as his fingers pry at your clothed clit. Lightly circling it with slow bits of pressure.

A soft whimper manages to escape your lips accidentally giving you away within an instant, cheeks burning to high heavens as that’s all it took to have him start peppering wet kisses along your neck, while the other hand dropped the front of your skirt to grab at your hip pulling your backside into him more. “There’s that pretty song of yours….” he mumbles against your neck giving it a playful nip as he elicits another whimper from you.

His fingers eventually weasel their way under your panties coming into contact with your wetness moving it over you to spread it amongst your folds as he continues his circles with a more increased speed, your breath getting more shaky as your head falls back onto his shoulder giving him more access to your neck which he took advantage of, nipping and marking wherever he could on your delicate skin.

With a sudden whine erupting from you and your release creeping up rather too quickly Alastor hurriedly removes his fingers from you making you feel lost without his touch. Uncertainty written all over your face as his plans for you were unclear until you watched shamefully him lick up your juices with his long pointed tongue, savoring your taste.

His lip curls seeing you watch him, as to then your surprise he pulls you in for a sloppy kiss, his tongue immediately invading your mouth letting it tango with yours as the taste of your own wetness lingered in your mouth.

Once Alastor pulls away with a string a saliva still connecting the two of you he then bends you over the sink letting your ass poke up just enough to see your exposed goods.

His ears lay flat amongst his head as he fumbles with the buckle on his belt, metal clicking finally as he wastes no time pulling his blushing red cock out just enough to free it from the confines of his pants with his eyes only fixated on the dripping slick of your needy pussy. Rubbing his fat tip along it to tease you further.

"Tell me what you want darling…" his voice dripping with desire with a slight glitching noise towards the end of his sentence sending a ringing sensation through your ears.

“I-I can’t say…” your shyness kicking in though you’ve already made it this far with the infamous radio demon.

“Yes you can…otherwise you won’t get anything until you ask properly”

You huff a little blowing the air out of your cheeks as you muster up the courage, “F-fuck me please…”

“Certainly,” giving himself one to three pumps, with his other arm wrapped securely around your tummy before he filled you completely in one quick thrust. Stretching you instantaneously and you try to gasp out for air that was denied with his hand wrapping around your throat holding you flush against him as he made you watch yourself get fucked in the mirror.

“Look at yourself….mhphm…such a dirty girl~”

Your face incredibly flushed and your body is puddy in his hands. It's getting more difficult to breathe by the second as he squeezes your throat, though that doesn’t stop the few moans that do trickle out.

Every part of your body wants to split into twos and Alastor doesn't even give you the time of day to let you adjust. Finding his rhythm as he slowly pulls out only to thrust inside much faster again and again almost hitting your g-spot everytime he went in.

“That’s it, take it like a good little toy frrmee, i’m gonna fill you up so good, make that pretty pussy all full, would you like that?” he says between groans, that left you completely gone off his cock, babbling incoherent nonsense as his other hand goes down to rub vicious circles on your clit once more, making you cum all over his fingers and cock.

“A-Alastor!” you plead wanting him to cum so badly as he continues to thrust relentlessly into your pussy.

A low primal growl comes from him as he rolls his head back thrusting hard into you a few more times before he fills you full of his cum, ears twitching as he revels inside you before completely pulling out with a shaky pop in his static along with a pleasurable sigh.

He watches with hazy eyes as the cum escapes your sensitive hole making a satisfied crackle come from him as he then puts himself together, back to his dapper self. As you try to do the same he stops you, “Ah ah…i want you stay like that with my cum dripping out of you for the rest of the day…” he tuts making you pout a little with the uncomfortableness of it, but you were just glad to feel full.

“How about we head back to that meeting now?” he extend an arm out to you in which you obliged as your legs were feeling quite wobbly making your cheeks flush.

Once back everyone’s giving the two of you ether smug or concerned looks. Seeing the few bruises on your neck, Alastor’s somewhat ruffled hair, your wobbly legs, you guys were both a dead give away.

Though Charlie bless her heart was still going on about whatever activity that was happening that you completely forgot about.

As you try to waddle your way back to your seat your tugged in completely the opposite direction by Alastor who seated you right on top of his lap, not caring about your slickness at the moment but more so about your flustered face as he pulled this in front of all your friends. A sinister grin taking part on his face as he enjoyed it, leaning towards you whispering,

"Now let's see if you can behave yourself for the rest of this meeting…"

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